Cale-Wannabe-A-Slacker-Henituse snitching to his grandpa, acting like a grade schooler be like:

...I swear that TCF is giving me trust issues 😂 I literally cannot trust any lore structure they're giving me! Everybody keeps breaking the rules!!

Blood Demon: "Dragons can't become gods." Me: *pointing at the Dragon Lord of Aipotu* Then pray tell, woman, what the f*** is that??

In fact, if anything is stated to be "impossible", you better take it as "oh you BET it's possible and it's gonna happen in roughly 250 chapters" 🤣

One of my favorite partially confirmed headcanons? One that I want to see used way more in all things tcf?

Cale is a great cook.

He says he's a decent cook. One that isn't amazing, but won't poison anyone.

He also says he's a terrible person, and that he will definitely be forgotten by the world after a while.

In conclusion: Cale is an incredible cook, and he lies about it because he doesn't want to do all that work when he already has a great chef.

I love whenever Cale is introduced to someone new and then Cale is described as this godlike person, people tremble before him, scary and such. But then I start thinking: You mean the dude that woke up from fainting a minute ago? That dude who hates lemonade but still drinks it because his scary ahh butler gave it to him? The dude being princess carried every so often? Cale Henituse? Hah!

Tcf part 2 chapter 304

'Cale Henituse-"

"The human being on whom the wanderers and Gods focus."

Another one to Cale's list of titles! No seriously someone should really write that list by now it's too long

Also hilarious Cale again got suspected as a future god candidate this time by the evil Dragon lord himself🤣🤣

TCF headcanon !

I've had this HC for maybe over 2 years now n I've never heard of anyone talking about it here so:

I've always called Alberu Alberu in my head but when I read the manhua, it changed his name to alver so I made this up in my mind to make sense of that.

Alver: name he uses in public, this is what he goes by when he's doing prince stuff. It's formal and it's probably what his father/brothers refer to him as

Alberu: name he uses almost exclusively when he's in his bark elf from. It's the name his mother gave him at birth. I'd imagine this being the name the people closest to him call him! (Like cale, Tasha, choi Han ect.)

Got this because so many people around me have a name in their traditional language and another English name, so it just got stuck in my mind lol

Cut Yourself On My Glass Plate, Chapter 211

"If this is something I must do, then I shall do it. For the sake of the people." Cale pulls away from his father and walks closer to the Crown Prince. He kneels down on one knee and places his hand over his chest, lowering his head.

Alberu is staring at him in shock. His stomach churns unpleasantly. It feels like he ate something rotten.  No. This is more akin to eating poison. 

Alberu looks pale as he stares down Cale with trembling eyes.  He feels nauseated. The expression on Cale's face is making his heart clench painfully. It make his skin prickle uncomfortably.  Why does the sight of Cale looking at him like that made him feel disgusted?

Tcf 2 spoiler chapter 197

When Cale met God of Hope :

When he lifted his head, what he saw was darkness with countless tiny lights like grains of sand scattered in it. 'They're not stars.' It was a light different from that of stars. The larger ones were like sand, and the small ones were as tiny as dust. And the size of the light was very faint. No matter how bright it was, it was incomparably dimmer than a star. Therefore, Cale was sure that what he was seeing at that moment was not the night sky. "You're really an interesting kid." The God of Hope called Cale a "kid." "As expected, you can see those lights." Cale opened his mouth without realizing it. For some reason, he felt like he could speak comfortably with this God. "What is that light?"

And of course, since the other person spoke informally, Cale also spoke informally. He spoke in the same way with the God of Death, and there was no reason to treat the God of Hope with respect. The God of Hope responded. "That light is the hope you created." ... What? "The hopes you've created so far have created light in your darkness." "... The hopes I created? Is there such a thing?" "Haha-." The God of Hope laughed as if he were happy. "I thought you'd react that way." The God continued speaking with a voice mixed with laughter. "Kid, it seems like the God of Balance probably wants you to become a God and join her under her command." Cale's expression stiffened. "What does that mean?"

"Well. Since you're a kid who likes to hear the essentials, let me explain it simply." Oh, does this God like him a bit? Cale thought that this God knew a bit about him. "At this moment, the possibility of you becoming a God is being created. Moreover, you're progressing in a direction that would make you a high-level God. Therefore, the God of Balance wants to get ahead, have you under her command, and observe you." Cale furrowed his brow. "Because there's a possibility that you'll inherit my position." In a moment of hesitation, the God of Hope asked. "Do you know about the Ancient Gods?" He had heard about them before. "There are five Ancient Gods, including me, the God of Balance, the God of Chaos, etc. Until now, none of us has yielded this position to any other entity, and we've been maintaining it. Yes, they're all greedy. They also crave power." True. Cale unconsciously nodded, but then stopped.

~ Cough ~ The God of Hope continued speaking while fake-coughing. "Anyway, the God of Balance has always been in conflict with the God of Chaos." "Just hearing the name, it seems likely." "Right? But there's an entity that the God of Balance hates more than any other." "Is it you?" "Yes, it's me. She hates me more than anyone else." "Why?" "Hope sometimes creates an enormous flow that ignores all balance and chaos."

Mmm. Cale crossed his arms and listened to the God's words in silence. "Hope is the being that creates a new destiny." Creates a new destiny. "That's why the God of Balance wants to subdue you because you have the qualifications to succeed me." Cale opened his mouth, thinking that the God of Balance might be right. "If I become the God of Hope, could I control her from below?" "Well, there's no need to answer that." Although the God of Hope avoided answering, Cale asked. "So, did you come to prevent me from joining the God of Balance?" "No, that's not important." As if the question were wrong, the God of Hope asked indifferently. "Kid, isn't there something that must come before everything else?" The God also threw another question as if it were something obvious. "Kid, you don't have the desire to become a God, do you?"

~Ha~ A brief laugh burst out from Cale's mouth. He nodded without hesitation. "Yes, I don't want to become a God." The God told him immediately. "But you're concerned about the weight of the imbalance that the God of Balance spoke of, aren't you?" "...You know a lot about me." "Because I did." At the casual question, Cale paused. The God of Hope spoke indifferently. "I also didn't want to become a God. But it was a situation where I had no choice but to do so. Because someone had to take care of it. But I want to support your dreams instead of the lonely position of God or the qualification to exist forever without knowing the end."

My dreams? Cale uttered what he remembered as soon as he thought of his dreams without realizing it. "...Becoming a slacker?" "Yes. That's a really good dream." The voice of the God of Hope was serious, as if he truly believed that. Cale opened his mouth, pretending not to hear that. "… It's said that hope creates an enormous flow. So, are you going to step forward and create a flow that will eliminate karma?" "No. Not exactly. Didn't I tell you? It's not me; it's only hope that sometimes creates that tendency. Instead, I came to tell you a little story." It was when... ~Blink~ Cale could see the lights floating above, extinguishing one by one. ~Swoosh~

An unknown wind was blowing from somewhere. He looked towards where the wind was coming from. It was also dark there. But there was a very faint and small light. Cale instinctively knew. That light was the God of Hope. 'Mmm?' Cale saw something shining beyond that small light. It looked like a human face. But it seemed like it was an illusion, and soon he couldn't see anything. At that moment, the voice of the God of Hope was heard again. "Apoitu is a place where the World Tree lost its will, and the Dragons abandoned their duty." A strange look appeared in Cale's eyes. As soon as he knew that the story the God of Hope was trying to tell him was the story of Apoitu, the world he had to go to in the future, he realized that it was a 'clue' or 'information' that was useful to him. The useful information for Cale now would be how to bear the weight of the discord mentioned by the God of Balance. "The global capital, purpose, and the world itself are not properly established, so there is no one there to handle the enormous flow. But in this world, when something disappears, something else always comes to replace it. It's a law." The surroundings became brighter and brighter. "Cale." The God called Cale's name for the first time. "Find the Blue Wolf." At that moment, Cale thought of one of his comrades. Lock. Member of the Blue Wolf Clan and successor to the Wolf King. "Before antiquity. Countless living creatures that have existed since before Humans created history. Among them, there was one that was both fierce and merciful."

A being that can handle the numerous discrepancies and variables that occurred in Apoitu, and resist the changes in trends and destiny. "The ruler of beasts and the king of beasts. Find the Blue Wolf, who has lost his status and is being forgotten." Cale's mouth opened. But before he could speak, the God was faster. "There's not much time." At that moment, Cale could see that the darkness was fading away faster than before. But the small light in front of him didn't show the slightest tremor. "Take the Blue Wolf and the Black Dragon with you. When the two choose their own paths, the flow will change." The God was talking about Lock and Raon. "And there's something I want to tell you." Suddenly, the darkness disappeared. In the bright room, the shape of the God of Hope could barely be seen. The faint and small light was not visible under the bright light. Even in the darkness, that was the only light. The voice of the God of Hope became faint. "Being a God is not easy." Ha! Cale let out a laugh without realizing it. But he made a promise seriously. 'I don't want to be a God.' First of all, he wasn't interested at all. Gods were unbearable. Cale didn't like the idea of living obsessed with work, like the God of Death. 'I'd rather work under the Crown Prince!' Cale shook his head and blinked. Naturally, he thought he would be in the Blood Demon's room... "...?" But when he opened his eyes, the view was different.

Is it just me God of Hope feels like Cale?

I just realised that Cale has a lot of nicknames😂

And Imma list some of them nicknames:D

1. Crazy bastard

2. Stupid bastard

3. Unlucky bastard

4. Unlucky human

5. Stupid human

6. Weak human

7. Human

8. Young master

9. Young master of the silver shield

10. Good crazy bastard

I thinkkkk this is enough:D I am pretty sure these are the nicknames that are mentioned very oftennnn and you probably know who said them😁👍

Hey, can LSH [Embrace] dead bodies?

@murasaki-cha

@muzwoom

Alberu Crossman but girl

Follow up to my Soo trio in ORV prompt

(previous post here)

Our three bastards are diving fandom-blind, there’s really not a need for them to know the novel. Again, they already went through the apocalypse without any system to kindly explain what are your abilities, what are the monsters to slay and when fighting stop, reward time. I mean KRS strategizing is largely enough, but even LSH is a team leader, so also good at planification.

Without surprise KRS would be in charge of Recording everything, analyzing data and come up with most efficient and safe strategies. So of course, he has the alphabet of plans for each enemy or scenario they already came across.

So here’s the thing: KRS would 100% be carrying a jar of bugs on him at all times in case something like the first scenario happens again, after hearing about the trick from KDJ. He would do it very seriously and preciously. Checking on the jar and feeding the insects regularly too.

cale in an otome game

thinking about otome game au where og!cale was a romance option in tboah but is no longer an option once krs gets isekai'd as cale

I had this theory once that the original Cale didn't like Beacrox's cooking because of a poisoning incident. I'll explain:

That doesn't mean the Molans tried to kill him.

I thought that since his mother was drew/jour thames (unhinged, slightly ajar even) then she would want to prepare him for the bad things. Which were many in number that didn't always end with petty nobles and normal assassins. So what else would she do except request the assassins she took in help her son out?

I imagine Cale found out, or she told him, and while he listened to his mother, that didn't mean he'd like it.

Which would explain why Cale had such high tolerance to alcohol (apart from drinking constantly) and why, despite all the reasons Cale would have enemies, he hasn't been poisoned by the food he picks up randomly. Sure, he's got plenty of people that would detect it or deter it, but there hadn't been any indication that attempts to poison him were made at all (unless i missed something, would totally believe if i did). Which means there is either a huge lack of hostility towards cale friggin henituse for some reason, or they don't worry about it because he's got some resistance nobody talks about.

And I do mean this in reference to before the vitality of the heart, and before anybody found out about it. And before kim rok soo (but that's obvious, I just mean all of it).

Anyway, I thought he started disliking Beacrox because he didn't like poison, and when he started his trashy escapades, it was the perfect excuse to mess with him and insult his cooking.

I don't know if this makes sense anymore but I still think it was funny.