#1. lavender + bees bc i like bees and bees like lavender and i want more flower tattoos :D
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so idr if i've actually said this before or just thought it really hard, but ever since learning that kitties do a slow blink to convey trust/affection i found myself doing it when i accidentally made eye contact with pictures on say my tumblr dash. which is embarrassing. BUT then i moved in to my current housing. and i know i've mentioned her before, my roommate's kitty ROSIE absolutely adorable she would bonk my door open w her head and peer around n stare at me like O O. and so i'd turn when i saw the door open, and i'd smile, and i'd slow blink, and then i'd go back to whatever i was doing.
and like it WORKED i guess bc according to one of my roommates i am Her Favorite and like sweet darling has spent the last like 3 days napping in my saucer chair whenever i'm in the apartment despite my roommate's door being open (yknow. HER ACTUAL OWNER LOL)
but see. this habit. of slow blinking every time i see rosie. it has infected me further. and i KNOW THIS bc my senior design group project member turned around and made eye contact w me when i wasn't quite expecting it. and i. SLOW BLINKED. like. i don't think she noticed. but OH MY GOD
#not kpop#shut up vic#like at this rate. what's next.#anyway my plans for the future are slowly shifting to include a kitty#slowly#they're also shifting to include more tattoos#at least one but maybe two#1. lavender + bees bc i like bees and bees like lavender and i want more flower tattoos :D#potentially 2. a big dipper bc the stars are not in place not only for this tribute but also for a relationship#big dipper said nuh uh.#which now that i say it sounds sad. but ngl i think i would be way happier to just have rly strong platonic relationships#me n two other people and we take over the world#and a cat. my vision of the future is shifting to include a kitty#tho i know i will likely not be able to get a wonderful bub like rosie lol#anyway my head is in The Future for the moment which is why my resting heart rate would probably give a doctor fits#lore is stored in the tags lmfao#long tags
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gold rush pt. 3 | jjk (m)
>>pairing: jungkook x reader
>>genre: pwp, v little plot, smut, kinda fluffy, college au (kinda), established relationship
>>word count: 9.9k um?
>>warnings: pegging!!!, butt stuff!!!, sexy anal!!!, sub jk, soft dom oc, crying why do i always make everyone cry, fingering (m), strap on, dildos, vibrators, sex toys, sex shop adventures, explicit sex, like so explicit this bitch is basically 10k, mutual masturbation, coming untouched, kisses, aftercare in the form of snacks, titty squeezing, dirty talk, excessive use of pet names, yoongi exists
>>notes: i wasn’t gonna write this bc ur girl does not know the first thing about pegging, but jk sucking the strap came to me in a dream and i had to do it. it was highly requested so i hope u like it! i wrote and poorly edited this whole thing today so im sorry for any mistakes !!
>>summary: jk wants the strap, and jk gets what he wants !!
pt.1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3
The sun is shining, and there’s just the perfect amount of breeze to cool Jeongguk as sweat runs down his temple. The soccer pitch just got cut, making the ball much easier to control, and therefore much easier to aim at Jimin’s ass. It’s cool-down time, so the team is in groups of three, idly kicking the ball between each other, for the last few minutes of practice. All in all, a great day to talk about getting pegged with his best friends.
Jeongguk glances around the field, making sure the other groups are far enough away from him and his friends before clearing his throat. “So… do you guys like… get pegged?”
When Taehyung passes the ball to Jimin, Jimin completely misses it due to the fact that he is looking at Jeongguk like he is the most pitiful human on the planet. Jeongguk adjusts his shin guard to avoid the scrutiny.
“Gguk… honey… are you dumb?”
Taehyung’s jogging back after retrieving the ball that ran astray. “No, Mini. He’s straight.” He kicks the ball to Jeongguk. “If by ‘pegged’ you mean fucked in the ass by a real dick, then yeah. We do.”
Jeongguk receives the ball with a ‘rainbow’ and juggles it from his thigh to his laces, balancing the ball for a second before kicking it to Jimin. He nods, contemplative. “Nice.”
“Okay ace.” He passes to Taehyung, before throwing Jeongguk a teasing look. “You thinking about taking it up the ass, Gukkie?”
“Perhaps I’m contemplating.” He sniffs nose in the air.
Taehyung laughs. “Got your button milked once and now you wanna take a phallic shaped object? Proud of you.” He places his hand over his heart, like the mere thought of Jeongguk getting railed makes his heart warm.
A whistle blows, and Jeongguk kicks the ball up to his arm, tucking it into the curve of his trim waist. “Why does everyone call it a button? And it hasn’t only been once.” He sounds exasperated and so so tired.
His friends jog to bump shoulders with him as they make their way to the locker rooms. “Hey, jokes aside, I think it’s cool you’re like comfortable enough, or whatever, with __ to explore the things you like.” Taehyung says.
Jeongguk rolls his eyes. “Okay Dad.”
“No seriously!” Jimin insists, holding the locker room door open for them. Fuck the rest of the team. “She seems good for you. Babys you like you need.” Jimin laughs.
Jeongguk’s shirt gets caught on his head as he squawks. “I don’t just like being babied, fuck you.”
“Okay so she also entertains your sadistic side. She’s the full package.”
Jeongguk looks down with a blush. He shrugs his shoulders lightly before bending over to get out of his gear. “She’s pretty cool I guess.”
Taehyung knees him while he’s still bent over making him stumble a bit. “Awe, Jeonggukkie is in love.”
“Shut up.” Jeongguk smacks him in the face with his smelly sock.
“When you gonna do it?” Jimin asks, buttoning his new pants.
Apparently they aren’t showering today. Jeongguk will just have to stop at his dorm before heading to yours to help you study. That reminds him that you have a test on Friday, but are free this weekend. He just so happens to be free as well. The team they were supposed to play had to forfeit because their coach got caught sleeping with one of the cheerleaders. Sucks, but good for Jeongguk and his little asshole.
“Maybe this weekend.” With their backpacks on, they start the trek back to the dorms. It’s nearing night now, the sun just starting to set in the sky. Jeongguk pulls out his phone to tell you he’s stopping by his place before heading to you. You reply quickly.
baby🥺💘😏🧠🙄👊🏻:
okie
wanna have sex instead of helping me study
me:
yeah but im not gonna
just think about how good the sex will be when u get an a
baby🥺💘😏🧠🙄👊🏻:
🙄
When Jeongguk pockets his phone, Taehyung speaks up.
“You think she’ll be down?”
Jeongguk doesn’t hesitate. “Yeah, probably.”
Ever since the first time you made him cum untouched, butt stuff has been a moderately regular occurrence for you both as a long-term, healthy, pro-ass eating couple. Honestly it was mostly him getting his butt played with, but he supposed it made sense. Like Jimin explained to his once naïve self, it was just biological- or something. Whatever. He wonders if three fingers will be enough to fit a fake dick in his ass. He asks his friends.
“Eh…” Jimin starts, looking up like he’s thinking. “Maybe, but you might wanna try to get to four, maybe five if you're using hers, since she’s tiny.”
Jeongguk’s mouth falls open and he pales. Taehyung notices and laughs.
“Don’t get scared. It’s just better to over-prep than under-prep. And like obviously you work up to it, she’s not just gonna shove her fist or her cock up your ass.”
Her cock. A little tingle settles in Jeongguk’s lower belly at the statement. He’s been thinking about this for a while, looking at porn in his free time. Seeing the way the guys moan on their girls’ strap always gets him hard. Seeing how hard their cocks get when the toy hits them just right. He throbs when he sees the guys cum just from the strap, no hands. Maybe he should fuck you when he gets to your dorm instead of helping you study. His cock is feeling a little plump.
“Alright well… Bye, thanks for being gay and answering my anal questions!”
As he’s pressing the button to his elevator, they lived on opposite sides of the athlete dorm and there were different elevators for each of the wings, Jimin chirps, “Don’t forget to empty your asshole really well, and don’t eat the day of! Also buy extra lube and put a spare blanket down!”
Jeongguk winces. Valuable information indeed, information he mentally pockets, but did he need to yell it in the dorm common room?
“Noted!” He yells back at the elevator dings and opens up. Jeongguk pretends like he doesn’t meet the curious, kind of confused gaze of one of his teammates. He must have walked in while Jimin was yelling and only caught the end of the conversation while waiting for the same elevator. Jeongguk gets in and immediately closes the doors. He can catch the next lift.
~~~
Jeongguk’s got his head in your lap and you’re running your fingers through his long, silky hair. He showered today, so waves of his aromatherapy lavender shampoo are wafting up to you. Sweet boy. He seems sidetracked, occasionally sighing and subtly twisting, but is still more or less purring on your thigh, feet tucked up onto the cushion of the couch. Netflix is on the small tv that was left by the last person who lived there, you’re mac book connected via HDMI. You’re not really paying attention. Mind kind of tired from all the studying you had done this week. Jeongguk fidgets a tiny bit again, wiggling like he’s trying to get comfortable. He huffs a sigh.
“Hey,” You say softly, getting his attention.
His body curves at the waist, causing his t-shirt to bunch up and show off the dip of his hip bone. He looks up at you with wide eyes. He seems surprisingly awake. Must have some busy little bees buzzing around his mind. He makes a little questioning noise.
“You okay? You’re kinda fussy.” You murmur.
He groans. “I- am just thinking.”
“About?” You drag the word out in a singsong-y manner.
The way Jeongguk’s face flushes is so pretty, you have to stop yourself from cooing.
He moves himself from your lap and sits facing you. He looks like he's thinking about what to say, or how to say what he’s thinking so hard about.
Eloquently he states, “I’m horny.”
You glance at his cock. Not quite hard, but a little happy and excited. You chuckle, leaning towards him, giving him a playfully sexy look. “Okay, let’s fuck baby.”
Jeongguk blushes even more, cheeks tinted red, while he leans away from you.
You pout. “What?”
Again he pauses, a small pout on his lips. He seems to be in a soft, needy, difficult mood. You’re probably going to have to pry what he wants to say out of his mouth.
With another uncalled for exasperated huff, Jeongguk rolls his eyes and moves closer to you before catching you by surprise and swinging a leg over your lap. He’s facing you while he straddles your thighs. His arms are looped around your neck, he’s playing with a little bit of your hair, twirling the long length around his fingers. You smile up at him, gently. Your palms squeeze at his narrow hips encouragingly.
“I want to try something new…” He says. He sounds nervous and looks at you the same.
“Mhmm.” You say, fighting a smile.
“Really bad. Like I want it really bad.” His hips roll, probably unconsciously from the way he closes his eyes to ground himself.
You peek at his lap, and his cock is bulging, the fabric of his sweatpants doing nothing to help hide it. You bring your hand to it, and massage him through his pants.
He whines and pushes against your palm before a hand comes down and grabs your wrist, stopping the movement. “Quit it, I’m trying to talk.” He’s so petulant and whiny.
You move your hand away and place it back on his hip, giggling a little. “Well spit it out, then.”
He scowls. You reach up and smooth the wrinkle in his brow before trailing it down and cupping his cheek. He softens immediately, melts like butter in your hands. His eyes close and he lets out a soft sigh, body relaxing a little.
He’s whispering, kinda giggling out of embarrassment, when he says, “I want you to fuck me.” He pauses, peeking at you through his lashes. “Like for real.”
Almost instantly a little spark ignites in your belly, and you feel your pussy get that telltale heartbeat. You didn’t want to push Jeongguk into anything, but you’ve been thinking about taking the ‘next step’ with your… ass-plorations for some time. But you figured he would get to the same point on his own, and would come to you when he was ready. Turns out you know him as well as you thought you did.
“Yeah?” You rub your free hand up his side.
He nods quickly, eagerly. You pinch his cheek lightly, and he retaliates by trying to bite at it. To avoid the attack it finds his way back to his waist.
“When did you want to? Tonight?”
He wiggles impossibly closer to you. Kisses you quick before nodding again. “Yeah. I um. I already like prepped… mostly. I prepped what I could by myself.” He pauses with a cute thinking face. “You will probably have to help me a little. But yeah. I got ready for you just in case.” He nods.
You hum, glancing at the old clock on the wall, another gift from the prior tenant. 11:52 pm.
“If we hurry, we can make it to a sex shop? They don’t usually close until 2 or 3 in the morning.” You suggest.
Jeongguk bites his lip, smiling excitedly. “Really? Can we?”
You roll your eyes playfully. “Yeah, duh.” You lean up and give him a speedy, but thorough kiss, smiling into it. “Been wanting to peg you for so long.”
His face scrunches endearingly. “Don’t call it that.”
He hops off your lap, and goes to grab the keys, wasting no time. He stands by the door expectantly. His cock is, extremely obviously, sticking out. Someone didn’t wear his briefs today.
“Can you like… kill that?” You’re laughing as you tug on some sweats of your own, having only been lounging in your panties and one of his shirts. Your usual at home attire.
He looks down, and has a smug grin on his face when he looks at you again. “It’ll go down in the car. Hurry up!”
~~~
A dildo looks so much bigger when one is looking at it knowing that it will be inside of them within the next few hours. And there are so many options and colors. Some vibrate, some have fake pubic hair on them. Some have balls that are squishy and feel eerily… accurate.
Jeongguk isn’t having second thoughts, no. But he is having thoughts. Very overwhelming thoughts.
You’re next to your boyfriend, glancing between him and the varying selection of fake cocks displayed in front of you both, trying to gauge his reaction. He looks a little pale, but tentatively excited. Curious at the very least.
“Which one do you want?” You ask.
“No idea.” He responds, eyes wide.
Like most store clerks, one shows up, almost like they have a built in ‘customer needs help and has no idea which dildo to get to peg her super hot boyfriend’ radar.
“You guys need help?” He is a small man, with a monotone voice. He looks like he would rather be anywhere else at 12:30am on a Saturday night.
“NO!” Jeongguk says quickly and loudly. Very loudly.
Both you and the store clerk flinch, looking at him shocked.
Jeongguk shifts on his feet. “No.” He says in a more socially acceptable tone. “No- I’m sorry. But we’re uh-” He grabs your arm and pulls you closer. “We’re good, thanks.”
The clerk looks between you and Jeongguk and the dildos. “Um… Alright.” He starts to walk away before he turns back around. “Well if you change your mind, I’m Yoongi and I’ll be at the counter. If your toy is electric I’ll test it in the back before you leave… We uh- provide batteries with your purchase if needed…” With one last glance, a very judgmental one in Jeongguk’s opinion, Yoongi takes his place at said counter. His eyes flicker to you guys every once in a while.
“Baby,” You grab Jeongguk’s face between your palms and make him look at you. You squeeze and his lips poke out making him look like a guppy. He blinks. “I know you’re nervous, but it’s going to be okay.”
He rolls his eyes, guppy face and all. “Well obviously. I just- We don’t need help.” He wiggles out of your grip, much like a… guppy.
You grin, trying not to laugh, and just be the supportive girlfriend you are. “Okay, did you decide which one you want?”
A side glance. “Not yet…”
You walk up and go to grab a pink sparkly one.
“Uh, not that one.”
You quirk an eyebrow and move your hand to a larger one.
“No.”
You play a little game of dildo hot or cold until you have a better idea of what Jeongguk wants. His preference seems to be skin tone, close to his own, with a more realistic feel. Normal balls though, not squishy. Also no faux hair. You thank him for that. If you actually had a penis it would surely be waxed. Bless Jeongguk for doing the same. As for size, he leaned more towards a very normal, moderate size. Maybe 5 or 6 inches at most, not too thick. Smaller than himself. One last option.
“Do you want it to vibrate?” You ask, holding one in your hand testing the numerous different settings.
He shakes his head, answering quick. “No.”
He pauses.
“Wait.” He thinks. “Maybe. Should we? You could use it too?”
Sweet, kind, considerate angel. Always thinking about you and your pleasure. Couples who share the strap last the longest.
You shrug, pointing out, “I could use one that doesn’t vibrate too.”
He looks offended and sounds snotty. “Uh, you don’t need to.”
“Whatever. Why don’t we get both?”
You had a point. He pretends to ponder it, before nodding, already persuaded. “Okay.”
“We need the harness now.”
You begin the harness hunt, walking through the store, coming across many a things, but for some reason you both keep missing them. They’re nowhere to be found.
“Maybe they’re sold out?” He tries.
“Doubt it. Let’s go ask.” You grab him by his pinky and try to drag him to the counter. He resists.
“Let’s not.”
“Koo.” You say giving him a look.
He whines, throwing his head back. Borderline throwing a fit. You hold your ground, smiling.
He’s easy to give in. Being a brat just on principle. “Fine but you’re talking.”
You stand on your tiptoes and kiss his cheek. “Of course, baby.” With his pinky in hand, you make your way to the counter.
The store clerk, Yoongi, if you remember correctly, is sitting behind the counter hunched over smiling at his phone. He doesn’t seem to notice you’re there.
You clear your throat gently, “Excuse me?”
Yoongi jumps, almost throwing his phone. “Fuck!” He exclaims. His fists come up ready to fight before he sees it’s you and Jeongguk. He then places his hand over his heart. “Shit, you scared me.” He chuckles, recovering quickly. “How can I help you?”
You stare at him for a moment longer before speaking up. “Um yeah, I was just wondering where your harnesses are?”
He leans on the counter, head in his hand looking kinda bored. “Hanresses? What kind? Hanging harness? Body harness?”
You glance at Jeongguk and he looks like he’s going to die.
“The um- strap on harnesses?” Your voice goes to a whisper when you say it, despite it just being you guys in the store.
Yoongi sits up, and looks at you, and then looks at Jeongguk. A look of understanding comes over his face along with an amused smile. He nods to himself, while getting up to help you. “Nice. Follow me.”
Jeongguk gapes at the ‘nice’ and looks at you in disbelief. You pat his butt telling him to get going.
With some help from Yoongi you pick out a harness that looks supportive and comfortable, the ring that holds the dildo, compatible with both the ones that you plan on getting. It’s a simple adjustable black one. Yoongi recommended wearing something under it if the straps dig into you and irritate. He seems bored, but he’s actually very good at his job, and very knowledgeable.
Finally you’re at the counter. You place all the items in Yoongi’s reach and he’s just about to tell you the total when Jeongguk perks up.
“Wait!” He says before scurrying off.
It’s quiet for a split second. Before the clerk speaks up.
“He’s cute.”
You smile, “Thanks, he’s mine.”
Yoongi laughs, small little fish teeth and gums on display. Must be a Pisces. You know Pisces teeth. “Does he have any cute friends?”
You nod. “Yeah, but they are dating.”
He shrugs. “Don’t care.”
“Uh… I can give you their Instagrams?”
He pulls out his phone, and follows them right there after a quick glance at their pages. Confidence is nice.
There’s a short lull in the conversation. And Jeongguk seems to be taking his sweet time getting something you guys must have forgotten. Or the poor things lost. It’s a big store. You speak up this time.
“Do you have like a manager I could leave a review for? You were really helpful, and seemed like you really knew what you were talking about.”
He shakes his head. “Nah, I own the place. You think I would be here on a Saturday night if it wasn’t obligatory? Thanks, though.”
“Oh.” You say. That was pretty impressive. The store was quite successful based on the reviews. You would make sure to let Jimin and Taehyung know Yoongi was a business man.
“Okay, I’m back.” Jeongguk announces. “Sorry I forgot where it was.”
He places 2 (two) large bottles of lube on the counter. You cough out a laugh.
“Baby, we have lube at home.”
“But do we have enough?”
“I think maybe one more would be more than enough.”
He ignores you, looking Yoongi in the eyes for the first time tonight. “Add both please.”
Yoongi nods, looking a little scared of Jeongguk’s seriousness, and does as he’s ordered.
After Jeongguk pays, and you both are making your way to the exit, Yoongi calls out, “Good luck, tell your friends to follow me back!”
“Uh- Okay?” Jeongguk yells back. When you’re in the parking lot, he asks, “What the heck was that about?”
You shake your head, laughing to yourself. “Don’t worry about it.”
~~~
As soon as you get back to your dorm, the atmosphere is thick, full of tension and nervous anticipation. Jeongguk’s fidgety, eager to get started. You’re not far off, but contain yourself a little more. Need to keep control of the situation in case Jeongguk gets deep into his mood.
You guys are in the bathroom now, each one washing a toy before you use it. You make sure to unwrap the harness and the lube as well, both at Jeongguk’s insistent request, ensuring you don’t have to stop and deal with it later.
“Let’s just get undressed in here, it’s where my hamper is.” You say already tugging your shirt over your head, tits bouncing freely. Jeongguk went without briefs today, and you went without a bra.
Jeongguk quietly follows suit, and you don’t miss the way his hands are trembling a little in anticipation. When you’re both naked he kisses you quickly, and jiggles your boobs a little just because they are there and because he can, before saying, “Okay, lets go.” He’s out the bathroom before you can even respond. You laugh to yourself and gather the stuff he forgot in his excitement.
When you walk out with your hands full, you see Jeongguk spreading out a blanket over your comforter.
“Whatcha doin?” You ask curiously, placing the items on the nightstand.
“Gets messy. Wanna save your bedding.” He states.
You squawk, grabbing the blanket he set up on your bed. “Not my baby blanket you monster.”
He laughs, abs tensing. You notice he’s already hanging a little heavy between his thighs. “Sorry. Was the first one I saw.” He walks over to the couch and replaces the blanket that’s hanging over the back with your baby blanket and resets up. “Better?” he asks, extended his arm towards your bed to show off his work.
You nod, and take the few steps needed to close the space between you both. Your hand runs down his belly, and you feel his muscles jump, and you see little goosebumps sprout all over. His hands come up to cup your tits. You kiss softly where his heart is. You look up at him.
“I love you.” You smile.
He blushes. “Love you.” He whispers, before he leans down and slots your lips together.
It’s eager from the start. Your bodies press together, as your hands roam. When he takes a breath and surges back in, your teeth click together is his haste, before his tongue slips into your mouth. He groans into you, his hand going down to cup your ass, squeezing and pulling you impossibly closer.
You feel his cock against your belly, almost fully hard already. You reach down to wrap a hand around him, wanting to help him get there before you get started. He hisses, thrusting forward instinctively before pulling away. He looks like he hates that he does.
“No- I,” He’s already short of breath, chest rising and falling a little bit faster than normal. “I wanna watch you cum. With the toy.” He reaches around you, grabbing the vibrating dildo. “Please?” He asks. His eyes are fervent.
You take the toy in your hand, and kiss him again softly. “Yeah, baby. Whatever you. It’s all about you tonight.”
He shakes his head. “Always about you too.”
Your heart beats, happy in your chest. You thought about it earlier in the night, but Jeongguk really was the best lover. He always, always made sure you were taken care of, before, during, and after sex. He was so vocal and communicative, genuinely wanting you to know it was always about both of you, even if one was receiving more attention. He was caring like that in and out of the bedroom. You were so lucky to be his.
“You’re too good to me,” You laugh, climbing onto the bed. You settle back against your pillows, propping some behind you so you can see him, and watch him while you get off. He takes his place in front of you, looking at you expectantly.
He’s impatient, placing his hands on your knees, spreading you open so he can see your cunt. You let him get you into position before saying, “Keep your hands to yourself now, okay?”
He nods, eyes never leaving your pussy. He licks his lips. “Okay.” It’s said in a distracted kind of far away tone.
You hum as you bring the toy to your mouth, getting it wet. You wouldn’t need any lube, you would be dripping in no time. You don’t waste any time putting your free hand down between your legs and spreading your pussy lips, so your clit and the pretty pink center of your cunt are displayed for Jeongguk. You glance at him through your lashes, when you hear a small gasp fall from his lips. He’s already got a hand around himself. Just the tips of his fingers stroking his length, at a leisurely pace.
“She’s so pretty… You’re so pretty.” His eye flick to your face before zeroing in on your center again.
“Tell me how to do it baby. Tell me what you want to see.” You say, voice salacious and soft. You circle your finger slowly around your nub, dipping inside just a bit to spread your slick around.
When he swallows, it’s audible, his Adam's apple jumping. “I want you to turn it on low, and put it on your clit. I want you to feel good.”
You smile, and drag the tip of it down your body to just above your clit, turning it on the lowest setting before making contact with your sensitive nub. Your legs jolt, almost closing when you feel the vibrations. Even the lowest setting was strong. Your head falls back, and your legs spread more for him once you get used to the strength of the toy. “Fuck…” You breathe.
“Does it feel good?” He asks, greedy for your pleasure.
You nod, eyes still closed, focusing. You move the vibrator in small circles over your clit. You can hear Jeongguk’s breaths speed up.
“Turn it up.” His voice gives away that he’s speeded up his hand on his cock too.
You do as he says, looking at him as you do. He’s sin personified. He’s on his knees, sitting back on his feet, so his thighs are flexed and bulging. His abs tense when his palm twists under the crown of his cock. His eyes almost look black, pupils blown so wide, lust taking over his face. He’s got his plump bottom lip drawn between his teeth. He looks up from your pussy and catches you staring. He smiles shyly.
You keep your eyes on him as you bring the toy back down to your core. A short high pitched moan falls from your lips, as your brows knit together, before your eyes roll back. He groans, your expression enough to make his cock start to leak.
“Feels so good, Jeongguk.” You moan. The vibrator is right where it feels best, pulsing against your clit, causing pleasure to bleed into your veins.
“Yeah, baby?” He asks, he’s breathless, sounds like he’s in love. With you, your cunt. “Tell me.”
“‘S just right Koo, could make me cum just like this…”
He curses, and you open your eyes just in time to see him grip the base of his cock, keeping himself in check. “Not yet, baby. Little longer, please.” Still so polite and good for you, even when he’s the one telling you what to do.
He has you keep the vibe there, for a while longer, right in the spot that’s gonna make you lose it. He watches as a tiny clear drop leaks from you pink little pussy. It looks like it’s heavy and about to drip down to the blanket under you. He doesn’t notice your legs shaking until you’re gasping, “Koo, I’m almost- I’m gonna-”
“No!” He says quickly, his hand reaches out to pull the vibrator from your cunt just before you get your high. Your pussy aches and throbs, wanting to cum so bad.
Your chest is heaving when you ask, “Are… are you edging me?”
He shakes his head, even though your eyes are closed, trying to catch your breath. “No, no! I just. I got distracted.” He looks at that small drop of slick again. Fuck, he wants to lick it up and drink you down. “You’re leaking.” He states.
You laugh, breathing getting back to normal. “Yeah?” You reach your hand down to collect the distracting little droplet and bring it in front of you. You press the sticky finger to your thumb and then pull them apart to see the clear strings stay connected even as you pull. You hum, before offering your hand to Jeongguk. He sucks in a breath.
“Want some?”
He’s quick as he crawls between you legs, cock fully hard now. He watches you as he sucks your fingers into his mouth, tongue swirling around getting every last bit, before he sucks off with a pop!
He crawls farther up your body to kiss you deep, wanting you to get a taste of yourself too. He pulls back just a bit, and whispers against your lips, “I want you to fuck yourself with it, okay? Just for a little bit, then you can cum?” He’s phrasing it as a question, knowing he really doesn't have the final say, not tonight. But his voice is shaking from how turned on he is, how could you ever say no?
“Sit back.” Is all you respond. He does as he’s told.
You buzz the toy over your clit again, just because you can. Wanting to see how long Jeongguk can be good before begging. Turns out it’s not long at all.
“Put it in…” He moans. You look at him and his mouth is parted, and his eyes heavy as he watches you. His hand is moving fast over his cock, sticking straight up to his tummy. “Please.”
You drag the toy down to your slit, and tease it there before just barely pushing it in just a fraction of the length. Jeongguk whines, high and desperate. Apparently you’re moving to slow for him.
“More,” He begs.
You sigh, “You’re so needy tonight, baby.” He nods, agreeable.
When the toy sinks inside of you all the way to the hilt, you and Jeongguk both moan a quiet, “Fuck.” simultaneously. You’re coherent enough to laugh a little at the jinx, but he seems to barely notice, too focused on watching the toy sink into you, and then come back out to vibrate your clit again. You keep up this teasing pattern, again waiting to be told what to do by him, waiting to see how long he makes it this time.
“Harder, do it harder,” He’s panting. Moaning every word that leaves his lips.
You do as he says, and finally push the toy in at a pace that gets you climbing to being close again. You won’t be able to come like this though, and he knows that. Knows that you can only cum from penetration with him. He leans over and grabs the other toy from the end table, spitting on it and spreading it around until it's covered well.
“Use them both, want you to cum for me.”
With two toys in your hands, one in your cunt, filling you up, and one on your clit, making your legs shake, you do your best to make yourself cum. But it’s not enough. A soft whine falls from your lips, you’re so close, but you need more. More than you can give yourself.
“Faster baby, faster. You’re so close.” He whispers. He got both hands working now too, one stroking and one down tugging on his balls.
You whimper, “I can’t my arm hurts. It’s tired.”
Immediately he stops pleasing himself and gets right to pleasing you. Your pleasure taking priority. “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll help you baby.”
Jeongguk sits between your legs, and takes over the toy fucking into you, and turns up the one on your clit. With him pushing the toy in at a pace that you couldn’t do yourself, and the other toy vibing your clit incessantly, it takes barely any time at all for you to cum. You were so close already, just needed him to push you over.
Your legs are shaking and your toes are curling, when you cry out, “Baby, I’m gonna cum.”
“Do it, baby. Wanna watch.” He’s quiet, paying close attention to your body and the reactions he’s helping pull from it. He’s part of the reason why your face looks so pornographic as you finish. He’s part of the reason why your back is arching off of the bed. He’s part of the reason why your toes are curling, and why your legs are shaking, and why your pussy is contracting over the toy he’s still thrusting inside of you, working you through every last second of your orgasm. He reads your body cues, and slows down and pulls it out when you start to come down. You look blissed out, and you bring a hand to your hair and fluff it a little before laughing.
“That was good.” You sigh smiling, and when you look at him an image forms in your head, and you have every intention of making him carry it out.
Right before your eyes, Jeongguk wraps his lips around the toy that is going to be inside of him in just a short while, sucking off your slick. He laps his tongue around it trying to get it all. He’s obscene.
“Gimme,” You say sitting up with an extended hand.
He pouts at being interrupted, but does as he’s told. He takes your spot on the bed, and you head to the bathroom, stopping by your dresser on the way.
When you get to the bathroom, you close the door and get to cleaning the toys once again. After, you get to the stuff you grabbed from the wardrobe. A lacy pair of black panties, and sheer black thigh highs with matching lace adorning the tops. You slip into them, and then move on to the strap on. You hold it in front of you and try to make sense of which part goes where, and which holes your legs go into. It takes a second, but you get into it, adjusting it so it's nice and snug. Your outfit probably won’t help much with protecting your thighs, but at least the little part above your pussy will be safe. You look at yourself in the mirror. Not too weird or scary yet. You glance at the dildo on the counter.
It’s not too big so hopefully it’s not too… jarring when you see yourself with it. You get to work, slipping the suction base of the non-vibrating toy into the ring that’s meant to hold it in place. You look at it sticking out from your crotch and take a deep breath before turning to the mirror.
You gasp, before cackling quietly. You knew it was going to be weird. Like you knew. But actually seeing yourself with the whole get up is funny. Right now at least. You know it’s going to be sexy, once you get used to it and into the moment and inside of Jeongguk. You wonder how he’s going to react. Only one way to find out.
While you're walking to your bedroom from the bathroom, the dildo bobs, and you're giggling distractedly until you lift your eyes to let your boyfriend know you're ready. Again you’re met with a scene so indecent it belongs in a porno.
Jeongguk’s eyes are closed and soft moans are falling from his lips as he strokes his cock. He’s got three fingers in his ass, opening himself up for you, for your cock. Such a good good boy. He was so patient and productive while you got ready for him.
“You’re so good baby,” You murmur softly.
Jeongguk blinks his eyes open slowly, and rolls his head to the side to look at you. He doesn’t even falter in his movements at all, hand still moving, fingers still thrusting. He smiles a little when he sees you, but his eyes are hazy and he sounds lust drunk when he simply says, “You look sexy.”
You blush and a fond smile graces your lips, any embarrassment or self consciousness you were feeling prior to seeing him spread out for you on your bed, quickly vanishing.
You settle on the bed between his legs and watch for a moment as his hole takes his long fingers in. “Want me to help?” You ask quietly.
“Mhmm,” He nods, eyes closed still, tongue peeking out from between his lips. He doesn’t take his fingers out, though.
You grab the lube next to him, and flip it open. “You gonna get out so I can get in?”
He shakes his head. “Nuh uh. Put one in with mine.”
Something about that makes your body tingle. Inside of him with him. Opening him up. You can’t explain it, because you don’t really even get it yourself, but it makes you buzz and feel almost high.
You slick up your middle finger, and drizzle some more on his for good measure. He jumps slightly, and then giggles softly.
“Cold.” He says.
“Sorry,” You say distractedly. Your finger is lined up with his now.
“I’ve never done 4 before so you… have to go slow…” He pauses as he speaks, letting himself moan freely when his fingers graze over that secret spot that he’s grown to love so much.
“Tell me to stop if you need to.”
He doesn’t reply, just stops his fingers so you can wiggle yours in next to his. At the first push against his hole, there’s resistance. Very much expected. He’s quiet, teeth gritted, but he never says stop, knowing his body wants it, and knowing it will accommodate what he wants. After the second knuckle, your finger sinks in, almost gets sucked in, by his hole.
He lets out a shaky breath.
“You okay, baby?” You check in.
“Yeah just… full.” He moans when you wiggle your finger experimentally. “”S good. Move it some more.”
You do, and his start to move with yours. You can feel his fingers curl inside of himself to reach his prostate, and it’s pleasant in an out of body way, knowing when his face is going to contort in pleasure, and when he’s going to cry out, when you never really knew before. You’ve milked him before, of course, but feeling him do it to himself from the inside? It’s kind of thrilling.
“Pull, stretch me out.” He moans, voice impatient and needy.
He gets kinda slutty when something’s up his ass.
He swears when you do, his finger rubbing insistent circles on his prostate to distract himself from the minor sting of the stretch. His moans, start to raise in pitch and his hand that’s on his cock, still jerking it, starts to speed up. You can tell he’s close. He clenches against your finger that’s still stretching him open.
“Fuck,” He says, on a breathless giggle, “Take them out. Or I’m gonna cum.” He’s still stroking his cock, like he doesn’t wanna stop.
“You c-”
“No. Out.” He demands, hand finally pulling away from his cock, and his fingers inside stop. You gently ease out of him.
When Jeongguk’s fingers slip out, you gasp. His little pink hole is clenching on nothing, still open just the tiniest bit, thoroughly stretched.
“You know how you always say my pussy is pretty?” You ask, fingers tracing around the puffy stretched rim.
He makes an affirmative noise, watching you with hooded, lazy eyes as you touch him. He even spreads farther so you can touch and see better. You marvel at the difference between the embarrassed boy you made cum untouched a couple months ago, and the one in front of you now, so comfortable and relaxed. It makes you happy.
“Well, your butthole is pretty.”
He snorts, and kicks you lightly. He smiles at you, soft and sluggish. “Just fuck me.”
He sounds so wistful and just ready.
But you’re not.
You grip the base of your cock, and stand up. You walk to the head of the bed, next to his confused face. You stay there waiting for him to get it. He doesn’t.
“You want me inside of you right baby?” You ask, voice gentle.
He nods, eyes no longer hazy, but wide and confused. He looks between you and your cock.
“I think that means you have to get me ready. Get me nice and wet, right?”
You can physically see when Jeongguk gets it. When it clicks for him. His eyes darken, and he licks his lips. “Yeah… You’re right. I should… help you.” He whispers, sitting up. You back up enough for him to have a place on the floor.
Jeongguk on his knees for you isn’t a new sight. He’s eaten your pussy like this before, you either grinding onto his face, or him holding you still and making quick work of your clit. But Jeongguk on his knees for you to suck your cock? New, and lewd.
He looks nervous, kind of hesitant. A hand is raised midway, like he isn't sure if he should grab it.
“Lick it, baby.” You encourage.
He glances at you, doe eyes seeking approval as he leans forward and gives a kitten lick to the tip. You nod, letting him know he’s doing well. His hand comes up and replaces yours at the base and he opens his mouth enough to wrap his lips around the head, and he swirls his tongue.
He pops off, and strokes up to where his mouth was and spreads the little bit of spit. The silicone is still dry though, so he spits on it more, straight from his mouth. You suck in a breath.
“Fuck, you’re so hot baby.” You whisper a breathy moan as his hands move up and down your cock. He adds his mouth again.
He hums a little, before backing up and looking at you again. “Does that feel good?” He asks.
You laugh lightly, in pure awe of him. He’s so sexy, and so sweet, and so incredibly lust inducing. Your pussy aches behind your cock. “Feels so good, baby. You’re doing so good.”
He hums, still stroking you off. “I really want it inside me…” He says, hinting that he’s ready.
You have mercy on him, having fulfilled your newfound personal fantasy enough for the night. Maybe you could revisit it another time. But now it was time to fulfill a mutual fantasy.
“On the bed, hands and knees.” You tell him.
Excitedly he hops back onto the bed, and gets into position, his hole on display for you. His back is arched and you can see the plush swell where his lower back meets the top of his cheeks. You settle behind him, and his shoulder to waist to hip ratio, is sinful. He’s always had the daintiest waist, strong, but still so small. But at this angle, it’s cinched and the way his legs are spread makes his hips look wider, accentuating the dip at his middle. You rub your hands over the narrow curve, all the way to his cheeks, grabbing handfuls of the muscle. There’s a slight give when you squeeze your hands.
Jeongguk’s head drops, and he lets out a shuddering sigh, he’s got the chills again, and he’s got a constant thrum coursing through his body. “Please…” He moans, so quietly, so desperately.
You kiss the small of his back before grabbing the lube left abandoned on the bed. You lather 2 of your fingers, and push them into Jeongguk’s hole making sure he’s nice and slick. There’s no resistance at all, hole loose and ready enough for them to slip right in. Then you lather your cock, probably with too much lube, honestly, but you wanted to be so sure that he didn’t feel any more pain than absolutely necessary. You knew the first initial push in would be the worst, but you were hopeful you both had stretched him out enough to at least minimize or diminish it altogether.
You grab the base of your cock and line it up with his hole. It flutters, when you barely press against his rim.
“Ready?” You ask, giving a heads up.
“Yeah.” He says softly.
He’s tight. His hole sinks in with the tip of your cock before the rim gives and swallows around it. Jeongguk tenses and his hands grip the blanket under you.
“Shit…” He groans. He sounds like he’s clenching his teeth.
You rub soothingly at his lower back, fingers dipping when you run them over the dimples at the bottom of his spine. “You’re doing so good baby.” You tell him.
“Doesn’t really hurt, I’m just stretching.” He says through his teeth. “I can take it though, keep going.”
You grab the lube and drizzle more directly onto his hole. He doesn’t mention the cold this time, too focused on taking your cock. You push against him, and feel yourself sink deeper into him. It’s like after the tip was in, his body knew what to do to take the rest. The slide wasn’t a swift, fast stroke, but it was a smooth and slow glide. When you bottom out Jeongguk’s arms give out from under him, his face going to the bed.
“Holy fuck.” He keens, resting his head on his arms. Your hands are constantly on him, soothing him in any way that you can.
“Tell me when.” You whisper patiently. He nods. With his head turned to the side and pillowed on his arms, you can see his eyes are squeezed shut. The inhales and exhales you can see in the expanding of his ribcage, tell you that he’s taking deep breaths working through the stretch, getting himself used to it.
“Okay… Ready.” He murmurs.
You pull out just a bit before pushing back in. Jeongguk moans softly. Spreads his legs even wider, arches his back even deeper. He’s pushing his ass out for you, his body begging you to make it feel good.
You keep a slow pace, kind of nervous to speed up.
“You can go faster, feels nice.” He says. He’s been puffing out little gasps of air every time you bottom out with your slow pace.
With his consent, you grab at his hips and pull out to just the tip, before swiftly pushing back in, fast and hard. His cheeks bounce on the impact. You grab one and jiggle it a little, thrusting into him again, drinking down the whines that slip out.
“You’ve got such a bubble butt, I never noticed before. But it like… bounces.” You say, wonder in your tone.
“Thanks, can you like tell me about it later?” He asks, voice strained.
Point taken.
Your thrust game is kind of shitty, in reality. It’s hard to find a rhythm, your hips not used to moving this way. But Jeongguk is moaning freely underneath you, just happy to have something inside of him after thinking about it all week. So you keep going, and eventually, the pattern comes to you, still kind of messy, but now you’ve got him cursing beneath you. You’ve got one hand on his ass, the other braced on his arched spine.
A particularly good thrust has Jeongguk burying his face into the bed, teeth biting at the bedding. “Yeah fuck-” He groans with his mouth full of blanket. With his hands now free, he brings them behind him and settles them on his cheeks and spreads.
You watch clearly as your cock sinks into Jeongguk’s ass. You’re out of breath, but you make sure to tell him how good he looks, how pretty his hole looks swallowing your cock, like it was made to take it.
“Wanna ride you.” He says. His voice is pitifully wrecked and he sounds so thoroughly fucked, you feel a little proud. Still, you’re grateful for a break. You don’t know how he fucks you like he does. ‘Topping’ is tiring. You pull out of him, and realize that when you were in awe of his hole at taking your fingers, it was premature. Jeongguk’s hole after he takes your cock is vulgar. It’s properly gaped now. Not huge, but around a fingers width.
He rolls over, and settles on his back like he just needs a moment. His chest is heaving, similar to yours. You hop off the bed, and a needy keen comes from him. You glance back at him, and he looks like he’s going to get up and follow you, but you hush him gently.
“I’m just getting some water, baby. I’ll be right back.”
He huffs flopping back onto his back. “Hurry please.” He whines.
You get back as soon as possible with a glass of water for you both to share. He sits up onto one elbow and makes a grabby hand for the cup after you’ve had your share. You swat his hand away and hold the cup to his lips. He hums, gulping the water down. He’s happy to be coddled and taken care of. When he finishes with a cute little gasp, you place the cup to the side, and brush your hand through his sweaty hair.
He butts his head against your palm and laughs. His eyes shut, and crinkled at the corners. His water break seems to have perked him up. His cock hasn’t deflated one bit. Rock hard and red, throbbing against his tummy. It’s messy and wet too.
You’re about to ask if he touched himself while you were inside of him, but before you can, you’re getting manhandled until he’s on top of you. He’s got your hands pinned above your head, and he smiles at you playfully, before leaning down to kiss you, deep and slow. He sucks on your lip, and slowly grinds his cock onto your belly, soft whines spilling from his tongue. He brushes his nose against yours as he sighs into your mouth, finally allowing himself the pleasure of paying attention to his cock.
He doesn’t allow himself relief for long, however. He’s sitting up and looking from side to side for the lube before finally spotting it. His movements are quick and hectic, like he’s too excited and overly eager.
You rub your hands over his strong thighs. “Hey, slow down. You don’t have to rush. We have all night.”
He sighs at your touch, and nods softly. He whispers. “Yeah… okay. I love you.”
The little affection makes you swoon, absolutely smitten. “I love you.” You squeeze at his legs, tenderly.
He hums. “Gonna ride you now.” He opens the lube and continues with eager actions, almost like you didn’t even slow him down just a moment ago. You smile fondly to yourself. Jeongguk’s too busy slicking up your cock again to notice the mushy look.
He’s got a hand reaching behind him and he’s gripping your cock to line it up with his hole. He wiggles to get into the right position before slowly starting to sink down. His eyebrows are pinched, and his mouth falls open. But his eyes roll back when he bottoms out. His hands are braced on your stomach.
“Oh, I love it like this.” He whimpers. His legs tense at your sides, almost like he’s trying to close his legs at the pleasure he feels from your cock being tucked inside of him, hitting all the right places. He starts to grind on your cock, soft pleasured little mewls just tumbling off his tongue.
He looks so good, whining, grinding on you with his weeping cock displayed. But you wanna see him lose it on your cock. See him fall apart at how good it feels, not watch him bask in it.
“Bounce on it.” You say, voice sounding almost as fucked out as his. You know your panties are soaked through at this point, pussy pulsing and neglected, tucked away behind the strap.
Jeongguk nods. “Yeah, wanna.”
He’s lifting himself off your cock to the tip before sliding down on it again, hard and fast. It punches a sharp gasp from his lungs. He finds a pace he likes and keeps it up, his thighs tensing, and his abs flexing as he tests his stamina, chasing that euphoric feeling he wants so so badly. He’s so strong and fit, bouncing up and down on your cock as loud unabashed moans fill the room.
The force of him riding you makes your tits jiggle, bouncing around until they catch his attention. He groans before his hands find them, squeezing hard, using them as leverage as he pulls and drags his hips over yours. Your cock must be rubbing over his prostate because he’s losing his mind. All kinds of noises leave his mouth, and the expressions he makes are filthy.
“Fuck baby. You make me feel so good. The best- I-” He eyes squeeze shut and his mouth opens in a silent moan, overwhelmed, before a guttural groan sounds from deep within his chest. “God. Wanna cum on your cock, baby. Fuck me-”
You laugh, wonderstruck, and kind of deliriously high on the satisfaction and fulfillment you get from seeing Jeongguk feel so just…. Good. “Yeah baby? You’re gonna cum for me? All over my cock?”
He whimpers and nods as he gets back to bouncing, a desperation to his movements that wasn’t there before. His cock is slapping against both of your stomachs with nasty wet noises due to his precum getting everywhere. You feel some fly and hit your neck, his cock just dripping, weeping and begging to cum.
It won’t be long though, before he cums. You feel the way his thighs tense, and he gets that confused look on his face, and he’s got that puzzled pitch to his moans. It’s the way he always gets when he cums untouched, always in awe that he can do it himself, without a hand around his cock. His whole body is flushed and hot to the touch, sweat making him glow in the soft light of your bedroom lamp.
He throws his head back, neck extended, and veins bulging, before looking down at his bouncing cock. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum.” He’s so whiny and noisy when he moans.
“Yeah?” You ask again, “Do it baby, show me how. You can do it, cum for me.”
He’s nodding frantically, “Yeah- I’m gonna... Fuck, yes- Yeah, I’m-” He bounces a few more times, silent aside from the obscene squelching noises of your skin meeting, before his body tenses one last time before that string in him snaps. “Cumming-” He chokes it out. His moans don’t stop the whole time his cock shoots out his load, landing on your tummy. The moans even turn into cries, actual tears filling his eyes and falling down his cheeks. His body jerks and twitches with his orgasm. But still, he’s grinding on you, your cock still rubbing that spot inside of him, it’s like he never wants the feeling to end, even if it’s devastating, bordering on too much to handle.
You smooth your hands all over his sweaty body, before firmly placing them on his hips, stopping him. “Hey. You’re good, you did so good baby, you don’t have to keep going.”
Jeongguk’s cries are quiet, and he takes a few deep stuttering breaths to try and calm himself down, nodding with your soothing words. He rubs the back of his hand at his eyes, trying to dry them. It doesn’t help much, he’s calmed himself some but a few silent tears still make their way out, along with some soft hiccupping breaths.
“Lay down, and wait for me, hmm?” You whisper gently. He nods and lifts himself slowly, wincing at the sore ache in his hole. It’s more prevalent now that the pleasure has subsided. He all but collapses onto your pillow.
“I’m gonna get some more water, and a towel okay?”
He grunts in response.
Before you go, you strip out of the gear, just tossing it on the ground, eager to get back to Jeongguk after getting the things you need.
When you get back, he is in the same exact position, and you laugh lightly.
“Baby?” You ask, making sure he didn’t fall asleep.
Another grunt.
Good, he would hate you in the morning if you left him to sleep being so messy.
“Sit up, I have water and snacks and cleaning supplies.”
His head pops up. “Snacks?” His hair is sticking up on one side.
You laugh, endeared. He’s not crying anymore either, a good sign that he will be okay in just a little while after some kisses and love.
“Yeah, I got some of those seaweed chips you like, and some water.”
He sits up, leaning back on the pillows knowing the drill for after butt stuff. You hand him the water and the chips. He eats first.
“You hungry?” You ask, fitting yourself between his legs with the warm washcloth. He opens easily, munching away. You both are far past after sex shyness.
He talks with his mouth full. “Yeah. Jimin said not to eat the day off.”
You hum curiously, but don’t question it. Jimin partakes in butt stuff much more than you both.
You’ve got all the lube cleaned off his thighs and cheeks, now all that’s left is his hole. You do it as gently as you can, knowing he’s sore just from how red and swollen and puffy it is. But he still winces.
“How bad is it?” He mumbles.
You hesitate. “Um… You’re gonna be a little sore.” You tell him simply.
He groans, before downing his water. When he’s done, he says, “Practice is going to suck.”
You nod in agreement. It was. You wrap the used cloth in the blanket you used to protect your sheets, once again just tossing the bundle to the floor.
“Worth it though,” He smiles, pleased.
You chuckle as you find your place by him. He’s set his refreshments aside and lets you curl against him. His body sags with exhaustion when he feels your warmth press into him. You plant kisses on every inch of skin you can reach. He purrs.
“Why’d you keep going?” You ask, between smooches.
“I don’t know… it just felt so good. I guess I didn’t want it to stop.” He’s quiet, and his words are said on a sigh.
You nod, your kisses making your way to his lips. You just kiss him, slow and easy, for a few minutes until he yawns into it. He giggles.
“I’m so tired man.”
“I bet man.” You tease.
He kisses you one more time before asking, “Will you tickle my back until I fall asleep?” It’s hopeful and so sugary sweet.
“Yeah roll over.”
It’s barely a few minutes before you're met with his soft snores. You kiss his shoulder blade, before following right behind him.
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🔫 the oc content, hand it over /lh
you don’t have to if u don’t want to lol I just saw you said something about ocs and 👀 I am interested
FIRST OF ALL 🥺🥺🥺
SECOND OF ALL OKAY OKAY HERE TAKE IT
(I ended up dumping a lot ... I saw the opportunity and ran with it I didn’t mean to oops)
These guys have been in my head for y e a r s and even though I'll abandon them for months at a time, there are plot points I've forgotten, it’s very very unfinished, and clearly influenced by my freshman year interests, they're some of my favorites to imagine and write like every time I do a picrew chain or something I make them too for myself okay okay-
So. Exposition. For ages the demons and dark things have slipped between the veil and into the world. As evil rises, so do those who stand against it. In some parts of the world The Order was established not to eradicate or wage war against the demons, just to keep everything in their proper dimensions and destroy those who refuse. Members of the Order work in groups with assigned roles, often passed down generations. 1: trained in the physical aspects of fighting creatures, they have the unique and mysterious ability to survive in the other dimension-at least better than the average mortal. 2, “Alchemist”: Usually a witch, human descendant of a magical being, or a particularly skilled mortal even. they provide the magical aid since the other cannot perform magic themselves. (Though Witches tend to form their own communities or work with the demon realm which historically has caused tensions) While fewer and well hidden, this secret society guards the mortal realm to this day...
There’s a small, quiet town in the northeast. Nothing much happens- the power may go out or the weather may turn within seconds and figures may appear and shift into the shadows but it all turns out fine eventually. Nothing to worry about. But those who know a little too much know where to go when things need to be taken care off. Bloom’s Florist and Garden Shop, a sweet little store in the middle of town staffed by the owner’s two teenaged kids. They’ve got a lovely selection of flowers and herbs. If you hear noises from their basement, best to ignore it. If you see the kids sprinting down the street, best to stay out of their way. If they tell you to avoid the woods one night, you listen...
OCS MY BELOVED HERE THEY ARE
Dante Achilles Sindweller. He is type 1. He’s tall, thin but muscular, almost dangerously pale. His hair is blue, eyes blue though they sometimes look red. Riddles with piercings and pale scars. Cocky bastard but well deserved. Friendly and deadly all at once. He’s good at what he does and is always up for a challenge. Low key high key losing his sense of humanity. You see actually being in the demon dimension is draining because of the pure chaos of it but returning to reality is rough too. Because of the hunter’s ability (I’m pretty sure they have this ability bc the og demon hunters secretly fucked a bunch of demons so Hunters have demon blood and cannot “die” in the hell dimension but idfk at this point) they can adapt to the word with a combination of demonic attributes and idealized forms that disappear when he gets back. So um the mental toll is very much a thing that he hides very well...at least at first. He doesn’t actually have to travel too often thought, just during emergencies and later he genuinely visits some chill demon friends there.
Cordelia Emerys Bloom, “Cordie”. 5′2″, dark brown skin, black hair she keeps in two short braids, round rimmed glasses. She’s the alchemist. a few of her far off ancestors were fae. Her own magical battery is low so she’s become skilled in working with. potions and magical plants. She’s the most serious member. of the trio. She knows the job, she has a rhythm, she doesn’t like change. This group had three braincells and 90% of the time she has all of them. She likes her plants, her books, and Dante. She’s a little high strung and stubborn but she’s clever, intelligent, and really warm person once you get past her shields. She grew up way too fast and with all her adult figures gone, Dante slowly slipping (though she denies it to the point where Alice bright it up and they didn’t talk for a week), and this irritation turned fear that Alice’s presence is temporary leaves her with some issues but it’s okay im determined to let her be happy, she just has to let herself accept happiness.
Alice Barnet. A witch. Thick, bright red hair, hazel/ blue eyes. Absolutely stunning. and a fashion icon. She moved to attend to uppity private school right outside of town. She stumbled upon the shop and immediately sensed the great power hidden in there. So she just walked in- because of the dimensional portal not because the girl at the register she saw through the window was so pretty what are you talking about it was witch instinct only- and announced herself and offered her services. She’s a flirt, though a sincere one. She projects a confident, fun vibes even if she doesn't actually feel it. Fake it until you make it I guess. Coffee addict will memorize your birth chart, Starbucks order, and all the little behavioral things. Most of my early drabbles with her involve her sitting on Cordie’s desk sipping her iced coffee while Cordie is like “how tf did you get in here” “good question. Better one: they didn’t have the black tea you like is green okay?” She actually is part of an informal coven but that’s a whole side story with its own cast of characters I haven’t touched in ages
Dynamics dynamics so Cordie and Dante are siblings in all but blood, they’ve been together for almost their entire lives. (Cordie’s parents are almost always away-either on Order business or just vibing idk they’re cool though. Dante’s parents are dead but only Dante himself seems to know that-Something about demon blood and dimension hopping doesn’t let their kind live long) They’re really close. If they met at this point in life they probably would never have been friends and Cordie probably would despise him but as they are they love each other and *know* each other. Technically Dante is older but Cordie is the eldest sister of the relationship.
The two of them have opposite reactions when Alice enters their life. (This entrance is one of the few *full* scenes I actually wrote down) Dante is allured-not by her but by the potential adventure she represents. She states her case and he’s like oh this’ll be interesting. They become best friends almost instantly. Their sass, confidence, and more adventurous sides click harmoniously- much of the time to Cordie’s dismay. To Cordelia, Alice is something unknown, something potentially dangerous. She makes her assumptions (prissy, incompetent, entitled, inexperienced) and tolerated her. Alice has had a crush on her since day 1. She was determined to prove herself to the group and really she’d just like to get her trust and friendship at some point, gushy feelings be damned. They fall in love slowly, they learn to trust and be weak and learn to know each other and be themselves Alice is genuinely interested in all the stuff Cordie knows about the magical world and Cordie gets to try to be a person outside of that world. The recent stuff I’ve actually written down involves a lot of sleepy conversations and whispered confessions and soft touched and hhh
Some of the non-human characters
“Lady”: the ghost that haunts the basement/ Order base. She can’t really speak and isn't always visible, never fully. They don’t know who she was or why she’s there. She helps out when she can though. Might help Dante in the very end.
All of the actual demons are off ideas. Like each deadly sin has it’s own demon (they didn’t realize some humans had grouped them together for some time but they think it’s funny, sometimes they hang out just because of that) The gang doesn't directly meet a lot of them but
Curiosity aka “Apple” aka “Heather” aka “Bee”aka...:The spark that fuels innovation ne the spiral of a downfall. frequently visits human world, team switches between stopping them from blowing up a building to playing Mario kart together. Like he definitely causes trouble and should not keep escaping through the portal but like...he’s fun to got to the mall with. Funky Lil dude who’s there for a good time and some chaos. Changes aliases all the time.
Nostalgia aka “Honey-Lavender”: the kind that leaves the ghost of a smile on your face, the kind that drowns you in the past, the kind that makes you want to go back, or forget. mostly stays in hell. One of the demons Dante visits and is acquainted with. They lay and talk. She can be a downer but he doesn’t mind, he appreciates the company and some days she keeps him tethered to his life and sanity (on the bad says she has the opposite effect, she can’t help it)
OKAY AHAHA THATS ENOUGH OUT OF ME THERE THEY ARE THANKS
#OH BOY UM OKAY#j mysticalien ocs#I’m cringing putting some of this on here but#j mysticalien speaks#Dante Cordie Alice
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💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕
omg 🥺💛 okay angel i was so excited and honored to get this!! here we go:
1) i am from the great state of california 💁🏻♀️ specifically southern california! i am very proud to be from here lmao and love to talk about it a lot
2) the other biggest part of my personality besides my great californiness is that i am jewish 🤗 my jewish culture is such a huge part of me and it is something i am endlessly proud of. my family are jews from eastern europe and we are all very loud, talkative, and passionate about our heritage. you can really never get me to shut up about how proud i am to be jewish, it is so so important to me. a bit emo but after centuries of persecution that have impacted my family greatly and everyone i know as well, there is absolutely nothing that could take me away from who i am and it brings the utmost value, love, and joy to my life 💛
3) my blog name is actually a left over from a captain america phase i was in once 🤭 i’ve had this blog for like... 8 years or something? and my captain america hyperfixation was like 5 years ago lmao and i haven’t been in the habit to change it since! it matches bucky’s name - bucky buchanan barnes. sometimes i think about changing it bc yeah it’s out of date i guess but idk i now think it’s kinda cute and i like it 💁🏻♀️ the bee makes it a bit mysterious to me!
4) when i was a sophomore in high school, i dyed my hair 8 different colors in the span of 6 months 😛 this is always my fun fact when prompted anywhere so i mean i have to include it here! it was bright pink, emerald green, lavender, silver, blonde, dark purple, teal blue, and then celery/light green, before being blonde for junior and senior year before going back to my natural brown. it was super fun!! i haven’t dyed my hair that much since (i did box dye red over quarantine last april and somehow it’s faded to a light brown that has stayed since? it’s literally magic but it’s awesome) but i currently have a perm! that fact always shocks people. it’s not super curly 80s perm curls, it’s more of a wavy loose curl. i have naturally pin straight hair and i’ve alwayssss wanted curly hair so i finally got a perm last year and seriously it’s the best thing i’ve ever done i’m in love
5) as you can probably tell, i LOVE emojis. i’m a very expressive person irl — i’m a very loud talker and i talk with my hands and i’m very dramatic in my speech lol — and i just love using emojis to get my point across they’re so fun! there’s just one for every emotion! these are my faves currently: 💛🥰💁🏻♀️🤨🤗😙✌️😛❤️💅🏻🥺😭🤭😗👀🤔😬✌️
thank you for sending me this this was so fun 💛💛!!!
#i’m just 🥰#i saw you did this on your blog (which i loved all the answers to!) but you KNOW i gotta send it back to you!#hvitserkk#about me
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I was tagged by @jotarogay
RULES: Answer 20 questions then tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better.
1. Name: Matilde
2. Nickname: Mati is just fine but most of my irl friends actually call me by an abbreviation of my last name, which is very common in my region to do
3. Zodiac sign: taurus
4. Height: 156 cm (5′1)
5. Languages: italian, english, spanish and im currently trying to relearn german
6. Nationality: Italian
7. Favourite season(s): summer
8. Favourite flower(s): sunflowers bc pretty and lavender bushes bc they’re always full of bees i love those lil fuckers
9. Favourite scent(s): vanilla, apple, cyclamen
10. Favourite colour: ohhh so many purple, yellow, black, petrol green, magenta, pink
11. Favourite animal(s): dogs and otters :)
12. Favourite fictional character: all time fav is han solo ahjdakds but rn im obsessed with abbacchio and kakyoin
13. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: big fan of all three but i’ll go with coffee
14. Average sleep: anywhere from 4 to 10 hours, it’s a mess
15. Cats or dogs: see above
16. Number of blankets: either two heavy blankets or a comforter, im a cold bitch
17. Dream trip: ive been wanting to go to amsterdam for years! but also japan, denmark and egypt would be amazing
18. Blog established: i’ve been on tumblr since 2014 but i accidentally deleted in 2018 :((( so ive had this blog for two years but ive only started actively using it a few months ago (bc of jojo ahdskadhs)
19. How many followers: 96, not many bc of the aforementioned lurking lmao
20. Random fact about yourself: i took dancing classes for like 7 years and was pretty damn good at it but had to quit bc of uni. sometimes i still teach myself choreographies though
im gonna be that person and not tag anyone akshjsjs if we’re mutuals and you wanna do this just assume i’ve tagged you
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okay but you can't just tease us with a wedding meme mentioning ejts in the tags. spill :D
ask and ye shall receive my dear :D
1) Who proposes? 2) How do they propose? 3) Reaction of the one being proposed to
in the middle of the chaos post-transformation, belle probably whispers to eve that she never wants to leave her side again.
‘i know, i know,’ eve whispers. ‘i remember. i’ll never leave you again.’
‘no, i-’ belle says. ‘i mean, i want to stay with you forever’, and she drops to one knee right there on the newly-constructed balcony, still strewn with rose petals and the rosy-fingered dawn. she holds out her left hand palm-up. ‘do you?’
eve joins her kneeling on the ground, her legs still shaking from the transformation. she takes her hand, her eyes almost shockingly large now that they’re in a human face. ‘yes. yes. yes, belle, dearest, of course.’ she leans over and they kiss.
they kiss for quite a while.
4) How they tell the others
chip, of course, asks as soon as the general excitement levels have gone down, ‘are they gonna get married?’
the senior staff all glance at each other wondering who’s going to have to finally teach this emblem of hope for the future about homophobia, but before the silence can get more than half a step beyond natural, eve chimes in with an ‘of course we are, chip. in fact, belle asked me not twenty minutes ago and i said yes.’
while mrs potts is relieved that eve is human again and that she’s no longer cold and cruel-hearted, she notices a certain fire in eve’s eyes that came straight from her father – the stubbornness which means she’s going to get her own way come hell or high water. it used to apply to hunting, and petty matters of daily life. mrs potts is proud to see it used to marry belle.
(marie doesn’t find out that they’re married for … a while. how long an interval it’s going to be? haven’t decided yet.)
5) Who’d they choose as ring bearer
chip, of course! who else?
6) Who’s the one that spends the most time worrying about preps for the wedding?
surprisingly, there isn’t actually a lot of time to prep for the wedding. neither of them have much of a taste for fancy celebrations and would prefer a simple ceremony, so that’s what they choose. (but yes, eve does manage to get her bee in a bonnet regardless)
7) When they go looking for their outfits
it’s less ‘looking for outfits’ and more ‘repurposing old ones’. belle would be more than happy to just wear her best blue dress, but even though eve had a transformative experience shaped by queer love, she’s adamant that belle has a new, different dress she’s never worn before for the ceremony (so belle is in basically the celebration dress from the remake, and eve is in essentially ella’s wedding dress from the 2015 film but minus the train. yes i am trash. no i refuse to apologise.)
IMAGINE THESE BLUSHING BRIDES. ALSO YOU WILL HAVE TO IMAGINE THEM AGAIN FOR ROSES AND LAVENDER BUT PRETEND FOR A MOMENT THAT LILY JAMES IS PORTRAYING A GENDER-SWAPPED BEAST HERE AND NOT CINDERELLA
8) Fusses over the other before the wedding day
they’re both very concerned about each other and it’s very sweet. they both stay up the night before the wedding in the library, keeping close together as midnight approaches. belle rubs her fingers soothingly against eve’s head and intermittently finger-combs her hair, and eve absent-mindedly runs her hand in circles over belle’s back as they talk quietly about tomorrow.
9) Reactions to their wedding attire
ok so how i picture it is that since neither of them have people to give them away (léon and cogsworth offered their services, but both women declined), they mirror the ballroom scene so their first glimpses of each other are as they go down the stairs to the landing before descending to the ballroom proper. both of them almost stop in their tracks because of how BEAUTIFUL and RADIANT and HAPPY the other looks to be marrying HER. eve cries two tiny tears before she even reaches the landing.
10) Who whispers the other “you look great”
belle to eve. they’re holding hands as they walk towards the servants, lefou and stanley, wait why are those two there what plot points will they be relevant to and léon
11) How are they feeling during vows
nervous as all fuck. jittery. excited. overjoyed. eve actually does start to cry during her vows. belle doesn’t, but she gets very, very close.
12) What do their rings look like?
simple, thin gold bands. they wear them on their right hands.
13) The kiss
the vows are exchanged. the rings placed. cogsworth looks at eve, whom he’s known and loved for the best part of a decade. ‘and now, by the power invested in me by the princess of this realm, i declared you to be married. you may now kiss the bride.’
belle smiles so wide that it hurts her cheeks, and she and eve take a step forwards at the same time. eve sweeps her into the kiss, one hand resting on her waist while the other cups belle’s neck. belle rests her own hand on the plane of eve’s back, allowing her other hand to brush eve’s shoulder as she kisses her wife. and for a moment in that kiss, it’s like their first up on the balcony – uncertain and desperately tender. eve breaks to take a breath, and belle pulls her back in for another kiss, their lips moving gently as the gathered congregation cheers. because they kissed. because they’re married. because eve is her wife.
14) What do they whisper to each other after vows?
nothing. they just look at each other. they’ve already said everything.
15) When cutting their cake, and afterwards
the wedding breakfast is basically a garden party in the grounds with the staff and aforementioned guests. there is enough food and cake and drinks for everyone, and as the afternoon fades into the evening the mood goes from bright and joyous to quietly happy, but in that way where the amount of emotion present is the same it’s just expressed differently if that makes any kind of sense. both brides make speeches, and both begin their speech with ‘on behalf of my wife and i …’ (they had to make lumiere flip a coin bc they both wanted to go first but didn’t want to take the chance away from the other and it was halfway to becoming one of those stupid fights that in a sitcom would be the episode one cliffhanger of the wedding two-parter, but luckily lumiere was in possession of the throuple’s two brain cells that morning so he managed to de-escalate the situation.) belle went first, but the line got the obligatory cheer from the guests both times.
16) The two dancing together
chapeau (or a Chapeau-Adjacent Character bc atm i can’t remember if i wrote him in or not) starts playing the fiddle, and the wives take their place on the ballroom floor (the reception has moved back inside by now). think home (reprise), the high note then gently glissandos down to the beginning of beauty and the beast. (can you glissando on a violin? idk. maybe it’s just a piano thing but you know what i’m trying to get across here)
they dance the steps that they first performed while eve was still a bird, and then eventually devolve into a gentle waltz.
after the first dance, it’s country dances for all!! poor chapeau has his work cut out for him, but léon can play and stanley brought his accordion so by the end of the night everybody who has to play gets to dance to at least three songs.
17) Who takes a picture of the other
not applicable! HOWEVER plumette takes quick sketches throughout the day, and in later years belle and eve have official portraits taken in their wedding dresses on repeat wears, so between one and the other they have plenty of memories.
18) Who lifts the other up (bridal style)
eve sweeps belle off her feet (again) (it’s something of a recurring motif for them)
19) The reaction of the person being carried
belle laughs, shrieking a little because she was caught off-guard. she presses small kisses to eve’s cheek and neck until her arms give out and she has to put belle down again.
20) Wedding night
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no, no, no, i’ll be genuine (and mildly explicit). they leave (eventually). chip fell asleep about an hour ago. the night is (fairly) young. they go up to the west wing together. eve can’t stop grinning. she has a wife.
once safely in the west wing, they help each other out of the fine materials of their dresses and remove their stays, but otherwise stay pretty much fully dressed. they pile up on eve’s bed, in a similar position to how they were in the library the night before; belle is lying directly on the pillows, while eve is resting with her head on belle’s shoulder and their legs intertwined. before long, of course, they start kissing. and they clutch at each other, pressing so close they can feel their heartbeats through the layers of muscle and bone and fabric. and eve takes a very long time to roll belle’s stockings down her legs, kissing each inch as it appears. and then she kisses several other areas of her wife’s body (and belle can barely look at her as she does it, but the sight of that blonde head between her legs causes her to dig her fingers into eve’s hair, and that was a rather interesting discovery for both of them). and then belle, after a moment to catch her breath, pushes eve over to her back and pulls off her chemise. and she is just as slow as eve was, tracing her hands over eve’s body, and when she does finally push eve’s chemise away to press her lips to naked skin, the look in eve’s eyes is one she never forgets.
and then, after a long while, eve says, ‘we’re married. you’re my wife.’
‘and you’re my wife,’ belle says just as quietly. she presses a kiss to the top of eve’s forehead.
‘i never thought this would happen,’ she says. ‘not even before the curse. i thought i would be like my mother, and that the most i could hope for was either to have a husband who would be kinder or to live as an old maid.’
belle wraps her arm around eve’s shoulders a little tighter, as if she wants to protect the girl of eighteen whom she never even met. knowing belle, eve thinks, that’s probably the case.
‘i’m so glad i met you, eve,’ she says. ‘i never thought this kind of love could be possible. i’m beyond overjoyed that it’s with you.’
she cards her fingers through eve’s hair, the glint of her ring catching in the moonlight. a few minutes later, eve rearranges their positions, so that they’re both covered by the warm blankets and she’s pressed into belle’s back, her arms draped around her. their hands find each other under the covers, and they fall asleep peacefully on their first day of married life.
#asks#ever just the same#stagepresenceofapotato#DID THIS MAKE ME EMOTIONAL ABOUT WEDDINGS??? MAYBE SO!! MAYBE SO!#how many times did i write some variation of YOU'RE MY WIFE??? let me count the ways#GOD THE EMOTION I CANNOT#it's the tenderness
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Yeet 1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?-water bottles. I like metal ones. 2. chocolate bars or lollipops?-lollipops3. bubblegum or cotton candy?-cotton candy4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?-a pleasure to have in class and a creative writer. I wrote a lot of stories and was told by a few teachers I could be a published author when I got older. I hope they’re right. 5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?-cans the easiest 6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?-boho goth county would accurately describe me7. earbuds or headphones?-earbuds but not apple earbuds Bc they hurt8. movies or tv shows?-tv shows under 30 mins bc my attention span is 2 seconds (excluding the Orville and 911 bc those are amazing shows)9. favorite smell in the summer?-well water and main and tail shampoo10. game you were best at in p.e.?-volleyball. If I didn’t have to play 2 sports to be in athletics I would have played it in high school. 11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?-I don’t eat breakfast usually at school but when I work at camp I’ll usually have 2 eggo waffles and peanut butter maybe with a plum or something 12. name of your favorite playlist?-drive songs 13. lanyard or key ring?-key ring. I can’t stand having my keys on a lanyard 14. favorite non-chocolate candy?-Swedish fish 15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?-the secret life of bees and of mice and men. They are the only two I actually read all the way through and didn’t sparknotes lmaoo16. most comfortable position to sit in?-completely slouched in a chair with on leg crossed 17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?-my serape ariat cruisers or my berks 18. ideal weather?-70s to mid 80s with a nice breeze 19. sleeping position?-I’m a stomach sleeper lol but I usually try to fall asleep on my left side 20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?-note book. My favorite are the 5-star note books. College rule. One subject. 21. obsession from childhood?-dinosaurs and rocks. Still relevant today as a geology major22. role model?-don’t have role models. They always disappoint. Just be a decent person and do what you enjoy. 23. strange habits?-I rub the corners of blankets and pillows and such on and under my thumb nail. But only my right. I also poke my tongue out of my mouth a little when I’m riding. 24. favorite crystal?-I’m a sucker for amethyst. But quartz is also a favorite. I have natural quartz clusters all over my backyard at home. 25. first song you remember hearing?-besides like baby songs it was probably something my dad was listening to so I’m going to say Loser by Beck or Sweet Home Alabama bc those have been staples of my life. 26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?-ride and then immediately jump in the lake 27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?-read 28. five songs to describe you?-I don’t know enough about myself to know what describes me but my favorite songs rn are ‘99’ by Barnes Courtney, Colours by Grouplove, Pumped Up Kicks by foster the people, Talk Too Much by Coin, and Broken by lovelytheband 29. best way to bond with you?-talk to me 30. places that you find sacred?-nature, whataburger at 3am, and my room 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?-I always feel badass when I wear my show chaps 32. top five favorite vines?-omg so many. Road work ahead, Adam, any from that kid that wear his hoodie and has his ears sticking out (snoooooooooop), well when life gives you lemons, you either kill your self or get killed what you gonna do 33. most used phrase in your phone?-lmaooo34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?-tide pods with gronk 35. average time you fall asleep?-midnight ish 36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?-ummmm it was probably some iFunny shit 37. suitcase or duffel bag?-duffle 38. lemonade or tea?-sweet tea 39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?-lemon meringue pie from Bluebonnet Cafe 40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?-some much. Some let a rooster loose in the main hall and no one could catch it, some left stink bait in the locker and the whole school smelled, some just showed up and gave my ag teacher a calf, we had a interim principal who we called Bernie Sanders which he hated and sent out a announcement video telling us to stop and we only got worse 41. last person you texted?-my mom42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?-jacket pockets 43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?-oof I’m a sucker for a cardigan 44. favorite scent for soap?-lavender 45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?-fantasy 46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?-over sized t shirt47. favorite type of cheese?-mozzarella 48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?-I feel like I would be a strawberry bc im a strawberry blond/a redhead 49. what saying or quote do you live by?-sometime it just be like that 50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?-this video has my gasping every. Single. Time. If you’re sad PLS WATCH: https://youtu.be/23B017ZVIx451. current stresses?-finals and getting my wisdom teeth removed 52. favorite font?-I only use times new roman lol I don’t type a lot 53. what is the current state of your hands?-dry but my nails are getting long which I’m glad about54. what did you learn from your first job?-I worked retail so I learned how to handle people at their worst lol 55. favorite fairy tale?-I like the Disney Rapunzel, but I also like the original telling if the little mermaid 56. favorite tradition?-watching the 24hours of a Christmas Story during Christmas 57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?-self harm -body image -fighting 58. four talents you’re proud of having?-creativity through writing, riding, baking, common sense59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?-bro60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?-yoooo61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?-I’ve read too many books to have a favorite line from just one lol, but I heard “I’m a grown up ass man I can do what I want” on AP bio which was pretty funny 62. seven characters you relate to?-Nina Zenik from Six of Crows. That’s it. She’s the only one. 63. five songs that would play in your club?-I cannot stand clubs or bars so none lol64. favorite website from your childhood?-fucking moshimonster.com and girlsgogames.com 65. any permanent scars?-yep. I got burned as a baby and still have the scars on my fingers 19 years later. I have a lot more as well. 66. favorite flower(s)?-I’m more of a succulent person so cactus flowers 67. good luck charms?-I don’t really have any 68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?-I had ranch flavored soda once so that takes it. But I don’t like cheap beer either. 69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? -a daddy long leg spider is the most poisonous spider but their fangs are too weak to pierce human skin 70. left or right handed?-right 71. least favorite pattern?-houndstooth 72. worst subject?-calculus 73. favorite weird flavor combo?-hot Cheetos and sour cream74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?-575. when did you lose your first tooth?- 5 y/o76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?-mashed 100%77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?-jade succulents 78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?-I like sushi from HEB 79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?-school id80. earth tones or jewel tones?-earth times 81. fireflies or lightning bugs?-firefly 82. pc or console?-Uhhh idk??? 83. writing or drawing?-writing 84. podcasts or talk radio?-talk radio 84. barbie or polly pocket?-Polly pocket. Forbidden gummy 85. fairy tales or mythology?-mythology 86. cookies or cupcakes?-cupcakes with no icing 87. your greatest fear?-bugs crawling in my ear 88. your greatest wish?-to be successful and happy with a S/O and a daughter on lots of land89. who would you put before everyone else?-my parents 90. luckiest mistake?-There are no mistakes. Everything happens for a reason. 91. boxes or bags?-depends 92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?-sunlight93. nicknames?-my dad calls me sissy bug and my mom calls me bamber and my friends call my dumb bitch lol so 94. favorite season?Spring or fall. They’re basically the same in Texas. 95. favorite app on your phone?-social media apps96. desktop background?-I don’t have a desktop but my laptop is just a pre downloaded galaxy ones. 97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?-mine, my moms, my dads, and my dads business 98. favorite historical era?-ancient Egypt and the 60s
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Rules: tag 15 people you want to get to know better!
Relationship status: Single pringle
Favourite colours: Periwinkle. I like mostly cool tones, and definitely blues (I say while wearing a blue shirt, typing on my blue laptop)
Lipstick or chapstick? Probably lipstick? I’m not rlly a makeup person but I’ve worn it a couple times in the past.
Three favourite foods: I have a love for sushi, chinese food, this Hawaiian chicken stuff I make occasionally, and pizza.
Song currently stuck in my head: Praying by Kesha. Also Take On Me by a-ha for some reason.
Last song I listened to: I remember Jumpsuit by Twenty One Pilots coming on the radio and turning it way up.
Last movie I watched: Shit, tough question because I don’t watch movies often. I think it was World War Z bc it was on while I was chilling? Not that good, tbh.
Time: 9:15 AM
Three favourite shows: I like this show called The Dragon Prince that I recently started. I also like B99 and the Ancient Magnus Bride cause I’m weeb trash
Books I’m currently reading: A manga series, the book Another Day by David Levithan, and All the Crooked Saints by Maggie Stiefvater (not sure I spelled any of that right tbh)
Last thing I googled: the title for world war z. I’m not good with names
How many blankets do you sleep with? Several! Plus a few at the foot of my bed. I also have a bunch of pillows
Dream trip: I’ve always wanted to visit the UK, and I’ll probably visit Canada soon as my passport is renewed and I save up a bit, but honestly Japan is my dream vacation! The culture, the food, the scenery... Ah, I know I’m romanticizing it but I’d love to go!
Anything you really want: Ok let’s make a list!
1. To punch my dad in the face. Just one really good punch that makes him regret not treating me better
2. To be cured of depression and not be lonely
3. To be financially well off and to have a big dog
I tag: @hd-hale, @bloody-bee-tea, @lavender-lotion even though you’ve already been tagged, @yogi-bogey-box, @the-redcrate, @merwin-me, @gemjam, @hotpinklizard, @rubyredhoodling, @bunnywest, and i’m completely out of ideas of who else to tag lol
Tagged by @missleeismyname!
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I want you to do all the botanical asks because im a plant gay and i love you and i love plants
im crying op please tell me who you are please i love you too idk who you are but im love u too (also this is 31 questions anon omggg)
baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with
1. art (anything aesthetically pleasing)
2. food–mainly desserts
3. stress (that i put on myself)
4. lavender bc i really love lavenders
5. uhh dogs? i really love dogs
bleeding heart: what makes your heart go mushy?
-thoughts of how much I adore my friends tbh
-any cliche romcom trope in a fanfic or seeing ppl suddenly realize how much they love another person, whether platonically or romantically
-seeing kind people in the world and amazing animals, mainly dogs and cats
bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?
-uhh idk i like disney channel original songs a lot tho and ive been listening to a lot of potential song by aly and aj lol
-love on the brain by rihanna, uhh anything that sounds cheesy and cute and romantic like la vie en rose by edith piaf (the cover by laura and anton is super good)
evening primrose: what is your sleeping playlist (five songs):
-anything by lofi hip hop beats w/ anime girls studying hard
-any studio ghibli song tbh
-any classical music song idk i dont listen to a lot of music before i sleep
-tango music ???
-a whole musical (hamilton, chicago, etc)
-songs that dont require me to sing bc i will sing to legit any song at 3 am instead of sleeping
forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog that’s not following you?
-hmm idk? i mainly follow a lot of art blogs, so i would say any of them? maybe hinamie? or insomniac-arrest is a super cool person, thatsthat24 bc thomas sanders is an amazing human being and i would love to be friends with him
daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?
-lavenders or sunflowers? where i live is kind of really difficult to plant anything tbh (unpredictable weather, things die in the winter, etc) and also idk how to take care of plants r i p
calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening?
-rainy evening for sure. i love to leave the window opening, listen to soothing music, drink tea surrounded by candles, and read something ive been putting off while my dog is curled up next to me
foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?
-i like the whole rainbow of colors but i prefer the darkest black and darker red for clothing and a light purple in general
lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?
-happiness. jk but i really do wish that i wasn’t mentally ill though :// also a cat. bc im allergic : (
love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember?
-idk i dont sleep well or deep enough anymore to even dream but i remember having a dream 2 years ago that i was dating oikawa from haikyuu and he was so disconcerting in my dream that i remember it to this day bc essentially he wasnt a real person like i could recognize him bc he was a damn hologram like miku and we had sex the end it was wild
daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?
-favorite cotton candy flavor (???): there are multiple flavors???? i just like the original pink i guess idk anything about cotton candy
-ice cream: cookies n cream, cookie dough, vanilla, mint depending on where im getting it, and strawberry : )
-juice: does fruit punch count
painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?
-i love singing and i can legit never stop
tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?
-i love love love red eyeshadow. the brighter the red, the better. i also love red eyeliner and just anything red in general, but i usually mainly use red eyeshadow bc i love the look; anything red = good
waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?
-i love bees !!! butterflies are cool too but bees are cute fluffy babies that essentially control whether we live or die
-uhh probably dog person but only bc i have one :0 i love cats too but im less sneezy and generally stressed when im with dogs lol
sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?
-i really do like sweets but i used to eat so much as a kid that im kind of sick of them now but i still like to eat the occasional cookie or cake or something
-i really like donuts !!! also any asian dessert (eastern, southern, western, EVERYWHERE) is amazing to me and i love eating them
sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?
-merperson !!! i love the ocean and maybe we can finally figure out whats at the bottom of it ; ) sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?
-babe mainly, hon
-hey, you fucker
-u dumb egg
sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do?
-i can barely swim now uggghhh but i swam for five years and i knew all the strokes and was super good at freestyle (haru who) !! now i can barely do the freestyle and that’s it lolwindflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like them
-thebootydiaries: she’s funny !! anyone who i find funny i automatically like
-thatsthat24: thomas sanders is amazing. i love him and his friends so much and i think about being his friend a lot to the point where ill have dreams about suddenly being good friends with his whole posse aldjfal;fjl
-tatir0ckz: we used to talk a lot like back when we were both into hetalia but we never talk anymore ? which is fine ! but i remember a lot of our old convos and we skyped like once and idk 2012 was a simpler time
-adorable-as-fuck: i know her irl !! we went to the arcade like once and it was a ton of fun so we exchanged tumblrs and thats it and on the rare occasion that we’re both free, we might go to the arcade again !! idk its cool she’s super cool
-mhaikkun: her art style is so good and she doesnt upload as much on tumblr anymore but shes so cute and her clothing style and aesthetics is sooo good !! she’s a p cool person and her stories on twitter are always super wholesome aah
-this is more than five but ngl aphtextsfromnordics, incorrectknb and any other incorrect quotes blogs or text message blogs changed me as a person aldfj
golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook?
-baker for sure ! baking just calms me down i think
bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children?
-if i do have children, i want to tell them that i will never judge them for who they want to be. i hope they will be as open as possible and that i would never want to make them uncomfortable. i would encourage talking about problems and just communicating needs in general. idk, basically everything my biological parents didnt do
peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you?
-tbh my parents are awful, awful parents (and one of them is just a purely disgustingly, horrid person) and i would never wish for them to tell me anything bc on the off chance that they did try to parent, it was to tell me how much of a burden i was, or something racist/homophobic, etc.
-if they were better people, i wish they would have told me it was okay to be struggling and its okay to be lost rn. i wish they would have encouraged open communication and kindness but well, i learned that all myself : )
prairie gentian: do you have a significant other?
-nope! i sometimes really wish i did, but relationships honestly stress me out and idk how to talk to irl people : ( i love platonic relationships a little more honestly, makes me feel more comfortable
september flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?
-sunset for sure lol i think sunsets are so pretty bc of all the colors that are involved and during that time period is when im doing something i like and im typically at home : ))
bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early?
-i wake up early now bc of school but i usually sleep late and wake up late haha
marigold: what’s your favorite tea?
-roasted green tea and lavender! anything flowery is nice too : )
peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets?
-i only have one dog (a pomeranian) and her name is marzia! which is short for marzipan bc my dad didnt want to remember such a long name lol
hyacinth: do you name your plants?
-ye! most of the time theyre just silly names like spiky (for when we had a cactus a long time ago) or red/pink (the colors of the roses), etc. idk about now bc i dont have any plants currently
lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends?
-hmm depends on the friend tbh
-but most of the time id rather sleep and be cozy !!!
poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is?
-dipping !! i like ketchup or ketchup and mayo !! cheese fries are sooo good too
dandelion: any special talent that you have?
-i can bullshit a writing piece really bad and still get a good grade on it (seeing as most of the time i procrastinate until the night before and write the whole damn thing)
thanks for all of these questions anon !! if u can and ur comfortable, pls get off of anon sometime so we can talk !! im on tumblr a lot more now bc im procrastinating lol (and if my responses are late its bc im on mobile with no notifs on lol)
#ask meme#answers#plant asks#get to know me more i guess??#i havent dont these in such a long time and i didnt realize how fun it is !!!
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product empties
aka i’m a trash hoarder
dude, so i’ve always had in the back of my head that i was going to be a beauty-type youtuber someday. that seemed to be something for the distant future. i didn’t think that i would be really working on it right now, but here i am.
the reason why it’s now is because not only did i make a new years resolution to post at least one youtube vid a month for 2020 but the trash that i had been collecting in a drawer (to use for a future empties video) was now causing said drawer to close with difficulty. the time had come for my empties to be videod.
truthfully i didn’t think i had that much. it was only when i was taking things out of the drawer did i realize that drawer’s capacity was a good ton! ... i’m not proud of my trash pile, but now at least it’s not taking up real estate in my dresser and all the months of hoarding won’t go to waste.
that’s my trash. so aesthetic. i love my clashing bedding too, just adds to my vibez.
i took some other (just as beautiful) pix to show off my brag-worthy trash collection.
hair body and mouth/dental care. some edibles (not the weed type :().
edibles continued. then some face cleansers and wipers.
beauty wipes and some makeups. a hand sanitizer spray that i completely forgot about. it dried before i could use it even half way.
face products: cleansers, moisturizers, some makeuts.
mas makeuts.
here’s my ish all over again so you can really take in the beauty. i wanted to show you all my trash before i talked about it.
i’m glad that i somewhat organized it when i laid the products down bc somehow i lost most of my more (actually) aesthetic product shots that i filmed. i am sad but there’s nothing i can do about that now. the universe wanted to keep that content for herself.
i guess i will go through all the products, that i didn’t get in the video, by the row that they’re in on my bed. top, middle, & bottom. then from left to right, like a book. here we go:
• avalon organics therapeutic hair care medicated anti-dandruff shampoo // ★★★★★ // i think @nishabalsara on ig mentioned that bc of the salicylic acid content of this shampoo it works as an excellent acne wash. when i tell you this ish works, it works! it’s definitely effective and strong. my brother uses it w the intended purpose and finds it to be the most effective anti-dandruff shampoo. a1, a1. // have & will continue to repurchase!
• pacifica beauty salty waves texturizing shampoo // ★★★☆☆ // nothing special, dried my scalp out // won’t repurchase!
• burt's bees milk and honey body lotion // ★★★★☆ // really thick and hydrating, especially great for dry skin or during winter but not vegan // won’t repurchase!
• the honey pot sensitive foaming wash // ★★★★★ // great calming scent, made me feel clean without completely stripping my skin // have & will continue to repurchase!
• ag hair moisture fast food leave on conditioner // ★★★★★ // favorite leave in ever! smells like fruit punch, doesn’t weigh my thin hair, and allowed my hair to go longer between washes // will repurchase!
• tom’s of maine long lasting deodorant, unscented // ★★★★☆ // enjoyed the consistency and the fact that it’s a clear deodorant. didn’t clog my pores and served it’s purpose // might repurchase!
• kopari coconut deo, original // ★★★★★ // i would put 10 thousand stars if i could. i absolutely love this deodorant w a passion. it’s amazing. i even found myself to not sweat as much when i used it, and it doesn’t have any alluminum in it. i’m so happy they released new scents! i want to try the charcoal driftwood scent. // have & will continue to repurchase!
• alba botanica acnedote maximum strength face & body scrub // ★★★★★ // this scrub is heaven sent. it’s not too rough that i feel i could use it every day. it works amazing for body breakouts as well. i’ve been using it for years & have gotten other people hooked on it as well. // have & will continue to repurchase!
• lush snow fairy shower gel // ★★☆☆☆ // worked well as a body wash, the scent was just too much bubblegum for me. the glitter also sank to the bottom of the bottle. // won’t repurchase!
• lush santa’s christmas shower cream // ★★★☆☆ // didn’t care for the cola scent but i enjoyed the fact that it was almost like an in-shower body lotion, nice and hydrating on the skin // won’t repurchase!
• tom’s of maine toothpaste, cinnamint with propolis/myrrh // ★★☆☆☆ // good flavor but wouldn’t make my mouth feel fresh and i felt that my breath would taste bad relatively quickly after brushing my teeth // won’t repurchase!
• schmidt's wondermint tooth+mouth paste, activated charcoal // ★★★☆☆ // enjoyed the flavor, worked well. didn’t care for the packaging, i felt like it held on to a lot of the product. // might repurchase!
• dr. bronner’s pure-castile liquid soap, hemp citrus // ★★★☆☆ // didn’t care for as a body soap but worked great as a multipurpose household cleaner. peppermint scent helps to get rid of/keep bugs at bay in the home! especially spiders and ants. just soak a cotton ball or a rag in it and wipe across surfaces you know they go to. it’s great! // have & might repurchase again!
• lush toothy tabs, dirty // ★★★★☆ // so convenient for travel! love that lush changed the paper packaging to a plastic bottle, now my toothy tabs will survive if the container happens to get wet! didn’t care for this flavor but i do love the concept // have & will continue to repurchase!
• tom's of maine antiplaque and whitening peppermint natural toothpaste // ★★☆☆☆ // same issue as the cinnamon flavor, i didn’t feel that it really cleaned my mouth well. it also had a weird bitter flavor that i didn’t care for // won’t repurchase!
• eco-dent veganfloss premium dental floss cinnamon // ★★★☆☆ // served its purpose. didn’t care for the packaging. tore up quickly from frequent use and deteriorated if it happened to get wet // won’t repurchase!
• burt’s bees sensitive facial cleanser // ★★★☆☆ // didn’t care for the thickness of it. will probably work for ultra-dry skin but didn’t feel that it was cleaning my skin because it would leave a layer of hydration that felt like film to me // won’t repurchase!
• nivea smooth sensation body lotion // ★★★★☆ // very hydrating but lightweight. however, not cruelty free. // won’t repurchase!
• the packaging to a pacifica stellar gaze mascara that I am currently trying out
• bare escentuals mineral eyeshadows // ★★★★☆ // loved the bright colors and the flexibility of the product. didn’t care for the fact that all of the colors were joined together, would have liked the colors to come detached // might repurchase!
• boscia black charcoal blotting linens // ★★★★☆ // i love oil blotting sheets. this pack lasted me a long time but would have lasted me longer if the packaging wasn’t made of paper. it came apart easily from being moved in and out of bags all the time // won’t repurchase!
2nd row
• my homemade body butter that i will eventually release a video and blog post for.
• hum nutrition hair sweet hair supplement // ★★★☆☆ // didn’t use it for long enough to see any benefits but i did enjoy the benefits, ingredients and company // will repurchase!
• sugarbear hair vitamins // ★★★☆☆ // good flavor, tasted like candy. used for a decent amount of time but didn’t see any special results // won’t repurchase!
• four sigmatic mushroom sampler mix // ★★★★☆ // loved all of the flavors except the golden milk mix, only because i’m used to turmeric being savory so it will be something i want to get used to definitely excited to try more from this brand! // will repurchase!
• simply gum // ★★★☆☆ // when i tell you it was an interesting experience with this gum, i can start by saying that the gum is made with natural rubber. because of this, they look like little dog treats. the flavor and texture was good though. i did notice that the gum would get really tough if chewed for a longer period of time but that really wasn’t a problem for me since i’m the kind of person that prefers a mint so i chew my gum only for a few seconds before spitting it out. i definitely want to try their mints // have but won’t repurchase again.
• handful of products that were filmed in my video, watch that for those ratings
• little barn apothecary aloe + rosewater balance mist // ★★★★★ // i was in love with this toner, and the little spray bottle distributed the mist so perfectly. really enjoyed the scent, was calming on the skin and played well with my skincare routine. helped in balancing my complexion // will repurchase!
• osea malibu atmosphere protection cream // ★★★★★ // i’ve never enjoyed a face moisturizer more than i loved this one. it played along so nicely with all skincare that i used frequently and tried out. it sat nicely under makeup. it held well during the summer and hydrated my skin great during the winter. makes me want to get everything osea has to offer // will repurchase!
3rd row
• a random walmart grocery bag that i thought everything would fit in but didn’t
• eo products organic hand sanitizer spray, lavender // ★★★☆☆ // served its purpose but i forgot about it for a few months and completely dried out by the time i found it before i was able to even go half way through the bottle // might repurchase
• burt’s bees facial cleansing towlettes // ★★★★★ // i’ve used every one of the wipes that burt’s bees has to offer and i’m obsessed. i loved the eye makeup remover wipes. i found that they all worked as they promised, some working more for oily or dry skin. i loved the grapefruit and tea scents. so beautiful // have & will continue to repurchase!
• alba botanica hawaiian 3-in-1 clean towelletes // ★★★☆☆ // worked well to take off makeup but i felt that they were sometimes too rough on my skin and the cleanser would irritate or sting my skin // won’t repurchase!
• summer’s eve on-the-go cleansing cloths, coconut water // ★★★☆☆ // worked nicely but the packaging would easily tear and leak out contents // might repurchase!
• makeup products that I included in my video
i am working on curating a favorites video of things that i’ve found and have repurchased 10 million times or have recommended to people. i love beauty products and got into the game late but don’t worry world, i will discover more of this amazingness.
until next time ✌
to be honest, if you’ve made it to the bottom of this blog post, you’re the cooliest. you can quote me on that. i appreciate you so much.
♡ ivy ♡
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Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Nine - The Half-Blood Prince
AAAAWWW schnap we got the title chapter yall!!! that means shits gonna be good
- so harrys still obsessed (read: in love) with draco and hes all ‘BUT LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID’ and rons just like ‘ugh he was just trying to show off so he could give the D to pansy dood’ and like, hes not wrong (ok he actually is wrong but u get the joke ok)
- oh lord. lavender brown has appeared. i want you all to know i would never seriously slut shame anyone. but I HATE THIS HOE
Ron, swallowing an entire fried egg whole.
hot.
- ALSO FUCK THESE GUYS FOR NOT TAKING HAGRIDS CLASS like come on just take one for the team ok!!!! the class isnt that bad!!!!!! im sad bc my bb is gonna be sad bc NO ONE shows up for his class
“Why do you want to continue with Transfiguration, anyway? I’ve never had the impression that you particularly enjoyed it.”
Neville looked miserable and muttered something about “my grandmother wants”.
“Hmph,” snorted Professor McGonagall. “It’s high time your grandmother learned to be proud of the grandson she’s got, rather than the one she thinks she ought to have - particularly after what happened at the Ministry.”
Neville turned very pink and blinked confusedly; Professor McGonagall had never paid him a compliment before.
this is legit the cutest interaction ever and THE TRUEST TEA U’VE EVER SPILT MINERVA
- guys im just really happy harry is quidditch captain. my heart is warm. bb NEEDED this
- lol wtf snape has like pictures of gore and people being tortured on the walls of the classroom. de fuq?
Typically, ten minutes into the lesson Hermione managed to repel Neville’s muttered Jelly-Legs Jinx without uttering a single word, a feat that would surely have earned her twenty points for Gryffindor from any reasonable teacher, thought Harry bitterly, but which Snape ignored.
BITCH. dont disrespect hermione like this
He turned his wand on Harry so fast that Harry reacted instinctively; all thought of nonverbal spells forgotten, he yelled, “Protego!”
His Shield Charm was so strong Snape was knocked off-balance and hit a desk. The whole class had looked around and now watched as Snape righted himself, scowling.
“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?”
“Yes,” said Harry stiffly.
“Yes, sir.”
“There’s no need to call me ‘sir’, Professor.”
1. yaaaas baby u go wit yo strong ass charms 2. OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE LITERALLY EVER. i didnt see it coming. but im so glad it happened in this chapter.
- lol ernie macmillan is so fucking hilarious. like forrealz most underrated character.
- harry thinks amortentia smells like treacle tart, broomsticks, and something ‘flowery’ that reminded him of the burrow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I can smell freshly mown grass and new parchment and -”
But she turned slightly pink and did not complete the sentence.
WHY DONT U JUST FINISH THE SENTENCE AND SAY ‘A FRECKLY RED-HEADED BOY’
Hermione turned to Harry with a radiant expression and whispered, “Did you really tell him I’m the best in the year? Oh, Harry!”
“Well, what’s so impressive about that?” whispered Ron, who for some reason looked annoyed. “You are the best in the year - I’d’ve told him so if he’d ask me!”
for some reason.
- ugh i love how impressed slughorn is by hermione. FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION UP IN THIS POTIONS ROOM
- potion making potionmakingpotionmaking blah blah blah “wow whoever owned this book was the bees knees at potion making!!!! i wonder who it is!!!!” aaaaaand harry wins the liquid luck THATTA BOI
- “This book is the property of the Half-Blood Prince” is the last line of the chapter and it gives me goosebumps yall
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#Rereading Harry Potter#Harry Potter#Ron Weasley#Hermione Granger#Draco Malfoy#severus snape#Lily Evans#James Potter#Remus Lupin#Sirius Black#Marauders#hogwarts#slytherin#hufflepuff#ravenclaw#Gryffindor#fantastic beasts and where to find them#Neville Longbottom#fred weasley#Albus Dumbledore
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1-100 for the unusual asks
straight to the point, huh?
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? none
is your room messy or clean? clean but gets messy easily
what color are your eyes?brown
do you like your name? why? uhh yeah bc I chose it lmao
what is your relationship status? taken by the best girl in the world❤️❤️
describe your personality in 3 words or less memes, depression and occasional wisdom
what color hair do you have? dyed blonde
what kind of car do you drive? color? I am 14
where do you shop? online
how would you describe your style? gay
favorite social media account tungle.hell
what size bed do you have? queen
any siblings? yeah
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? uhhh not the US
favorite snapchat filter? the hoe dog one
favorite makeup brand(s) cvs brand
how many times a week do you shower? every night
favorite tv show?voltron who?
shoe size? 7.5
how tall are you? 5″7
sandals or sneakers? sneakers
do you go to the gym? no
describe your dream date literally being near kazu
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?uhhhh I got no wallet
what color socks are you wearing? white
how many pillows do you sleep with? 6
do you have a job? what do you do? no
how many friends do you have? uhhhh idk a lot
whats the worst thing you have ever done? ?????why would I say that lmao
whats your favorite candle scent? lavender
3 favorite boy names anything but Michael
3 favorite girl names anything but Leslie
favorite actor? ANDREW RANNELLS
favorite actress? uhhh idK
who is your celebrity crush? Selena Williams
favorite movie? It
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? not really :/
money or brains? can I have both please
do you have a nickname? what is it? anything that has to do with vore or being gay
how many times have you been to the hospital? 3
top 10 favorite songs THE ENTIRE FALSETTOS SOUNDTRACK
do you take any medications daily? ye
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) soft
what is your biggest fear? living
how many kids do you want? one or none
whats your go to hair style? whatever I woke up to
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) small
who is your role model? ANDREW RANNELLS
what was the last compliment you received? the one anon that told me I was beautiful
what was the last text you sent? “ew”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? like 6 or 7 idk
what is your dream car? anything that fucking works
opinion on smoking? don’t do it peeps
do you go to college? kinda
what is your dream job? something in art or theatre
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? yeah
do you have freckles? yup
do you smile for pictures? don't you have to?
how many pictures do you have on your phone? a lot
have you ever peed in the woods? no???
do you still watch cartoons? YEAH
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mc Donald's what sort of question
Favorite dipping sauce? bbq
what do you wear to bed? what I wore to school
have you ever won a spelling bee? no I dumb
what are your hobbies? art and singing
can you draw? yeah
do you play an instrument? Uhhh I'm learning the ukulele
what was the last concert you saw? big time rush
tea or coffee? coffee
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? dd
do you want to get married? OFC
what is your crush’s first and last initial? answer this for me kazu
are you going to change your last name when you get married? definitely bc my last name sucks
what color looks best on you? blue
do you miss anyone right now? my gf :(
do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed wtf
do you believe in ghosts? no but it’s fun to
what is your biggest pet peeve? too many to name
last person you called my mom
favorite ice cream flavor? vanilla
regular oreos or golden oreos? regular
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? chocolate
what shirt are you wearing? a black one
what is your phone background? my gf
are you outgoing or shy? shy
do you like it when people play with your hair? not really??
do you like your neighbors? idk them
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? only when I'm bored
have you ever been high? ye
have you ever been drunk? no
last thing you ate? 2 macaroons
favorite lyrics right now the entire song of falling in love at a coffee shop
summer or winter? winter
day or night? night
dark, milk, or white chocolate? all??
favorite month? December
what is your zodiac sign aries
who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom
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all the plant asks????
bless u, ofc!! 💞💞 hang in w me bc this is on mobile so it’s bound to b even more terrible than usual ahhahaha
baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with? - uhh?? staying up all night and watching the sun rise sleepily, looking at things upside-down, ur heart dropping on a roller coaster, laughing about stupid inside jokes, and walking in the rain
bleeding heart: what makes your heart go mushy? - hhhNNG rly soft music,, c, or people jus showing me music bc they thought of me or even jus think that i would like it, it makes me cry happy tears like legitimately every time
bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy? - OBLIVIUS by the strokes
evening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs?) - moon river (sung by audry hepburn), edelweiss from the sound of music, flow by cage the elephant, liability by lorde, & busted and blue by gorillaz
forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you? - tbh,, im a ho,, scotchtapeofficial
daffodil: what is one plant you want to have but can never get? - a MASSIVE MUSHROOM, MEGA SIZED
calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening? - rainy evening
foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade? - orange! pale orange or sunset orange or velma orange, u name it, it’s cool w me!!
lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have? - i wanna be a lotus eater on a faraway greek island eras ago orrrrr mayb an old lady that makes ceramics and lives in a lighthouse. either one
love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember? - i was running across an arizona-lookin kinda place but i could never find the end, so im just running and running from something but i don’t know what but i know it’s bad?? n ive had this for a couple weeks it hurts my head
daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice? - reg?? pink cotton candy i guess??? i love cookies n cream, and then uhh grapefruit juice nsnsnsmmmmmm
painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist? - instrumentalist
tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc? - idk natural is more my style w makeup, i can’t rly name a favorite
waxflower: are you a bee or butterfly person? a dog or cat person? - IC ANT DECIDE STOP
sugarbush: do you have a sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? - yes obv???? i rly like sour patch kids and laffy taffy, idk i just love it sm
sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid? - either would b rad, maybe a fairy??
sweet pea: what would you like to call your s/o? - asshole, punk, etc 💓💓 or normal shit like honey
sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do? - im actually rly good at swimming and always have been, i can do most anything
windflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like them - @resilientreader is so amazing ily ur a miracle, @depressedasexual is amazin, @satirepurple is BLESSED ilysm, n others but u kno im tired. snark is rly cool too, don’t kno if they made another account but ):
golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook? - i overcook pizza rolls, i cant do either for shit
bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children? - that they mean more to me than the moon and stars and the sky itself and ill always be with them
peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you? - find something to live for, like ur brother or a little bud in the front yard that opens every morning, n always b thankful
prarie gentian: do you have a s/o? - yea
september flower: are you more of a sunshine or a sunset person? - sunset
bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early? - typically i go to bed at midnight / 1 / 2 and wake up at 6:30 on weekdays, then i go to bed at like 3 on weekends and wake up whenever the hell i want
marigold: what’s your favorite tea? - idk what the fk, down south we only have one type of tea and that’s MEGA SWEET TEA
peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets? - nixie, khaleesi, doggor, and lucy 4 dogs, then we have janie, panda, mesa/cletus, and asteria aka asshole for the cats,,, uhh?? i have a bunny named tenor and four chickens that i usually just call weird soccer mom names like helen and martha
hyacinth: do you name your plants? - yeah lol
lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends? - prob hang out, i love my friends
poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is? - i eat them reg, but xtra salty/seasoned
dandelion: any special talent that you have? - being a super indecisive asshole!
thank u for the asks love, this was long n i typed it up on mobile so it’s bound to be shitty, but i answered them
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sea lavender & all the rest of em
o shit!!
baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with: brass, open jeep rides, button ups, tears, kitchen messesbleeding heart: what makes you heart go mushy? really stoic people breaking down in tearsbell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy? SMASH SMASH. BANG BANG. DONT STOP. CHALANGALANGALANGevening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)? I WAS BORN TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION OK
1. Fine On the Outside (Ending)- Priscilla Ahn
2. Sun Still Shine- Sunshine Soundtrack
3. Asleep- The Smiths
4. Guiding Light- Foy Vance
5. Noble Maiden Fair- Brave Soundtrack
I have fallen asleep to all of these okay theyre my lullabies and my go-to
forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you? Probably elentori-artdaffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get? I’d love some hyacinths but they’re not in seasoncalla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening? sunny day hell yeahfoxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade? I like very pale pinklavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have? I’d love a flat chest love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember? I was trying to talk to my friend and he was ignoring me but his boss was like “hey go easy on him he’s turning into a giant bee”daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice? I love all cotton candy, mint, and apple juicepainter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist? I’m an instrumentalist and a dancertulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc? I love my eyebrow pallette. more naturalwaxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person? BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES and dogssugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why? i constantly crave sweets and I would constantly eat cheesecake if I couldsunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid? Fairy my dudesweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other? I call him dear and goobersea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do? i can do the dog paddle lmaowindflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like them @thegirlwiththefilledsketchbook @cosmicallybrownie @astarisms @nzmann @iwillsacrificeyou bc frandsgolden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook? bakerbloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children? to my future child, i would say that i will give you every part of me until you can stand on your own feet. and even after that, i’d still give you the whole worldpeony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you? i wish my parents would tell me that they know i won’t miss out or have an incomplete life if i don’t marry a manprairie gentian: do you have a significant other? i doseptember flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person? sunset. but i do prefer sunrises to sunsetsbird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early? late to bed late to risemarigold: what’s your favorite tea? earl grey lavenderperuvian lily: what are the names of your pets? Radarhyacinth: do you name your plants? some of them. my Cacti are named after communist leaders because they’re a couple of prickslilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends? por que no los dos?poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is? dipdandelion: any special talent that you have? i cry a lot, does that count?
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tag abt me 🍓
thanks @clambonii for tagging me you lovely bitch. sorry i wrote so much this is fucking boring. Gender: female Name: natasha Nicknames: fuckface Zodiac Sign: gemini but i don't believe zodiacs Height: 5' probably Race: white Ethnicity: russian, canadian, little bit of other shit and american Sexual Orientation: bi/pan i think, not 100% sure all i know is i've liked guys and girls both sexually and romantically and i would probably like anything in between. Favorite Colors: yellow n lavender Favorite Animals: pussy haha jk spiders and chickens and pandas and bees mostly bugs they're cute and small. also some are scary. Favorite Fruits: banana 😎😎and strawberries and ras, black, and blue berries. i hate apples. Favorite Season: autumn Hogwarts House: hufflepuff apparently wtf i wanted a badass one. Sleep Hours: literally fucking whenever i've been trying to sort out a healthy schedule but i give up at this point. sometimes i'll stay up all night and others i go to bed early or nap randomly. Cats or Dogs: dogs specifically pit bulls i haven't had much experience with cats at all but i like them too Coffee, Tea, or Cocoa: i don't like most teas, coffee is ok, cocoa is gr8 Number Of Blankets I Sleep With: 1 Favorite Fictional Characters: fuck i like a lot of anime characters but pretty much anyone from my hero academia like todoroki, momo, ochaco and iida also annie n mikasa from aot. and a shit ton more i can't think of 😎😎😎😎😎 Favorite Music Artists: blackbear, mcr, a lot of emo and gay ass bands like tøp and melanie martinez. also i like random vocaloid n lofi hip hop. Favorite Book Series: idk lmao i haven't read anything other than fan fiction for a long time but i used to love warrior cats n a series called the clique i think. Favorite Flower: ghost orchid. i love love all flowers though!! Favorite Scents: haha weed 😎😎💪💪💪💯💦💦👌👌🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌴🌴😤😤😤😤💨💨 just kidding but umm fruity and sweet smells like flowers or vanilla. Last Thing I Googled: good sleep paralysis stories as in positive experiences with sleep paralysis. also a hogwarts house quiz for that other question haha. Dream Trip: i've never really thought of it, i don't prefer travel because i get carsick extremely easily and i've never been on a plane or train or boat. maybe hell lol. i'm kidding i literally can't think of anything. Dream Job: i was thinking of being an arachnologist or botanist, then possibly something more artistic like digital art or writing, but i think i want to do something more business oriented that will get me more money, i want to possibly raise a family and be able to have a nice house and shit. maybe a lawyer idk. When Did You Make Your Blog And Why: about a year ago bc of dan and phil :))))))))))) How many do you follow: 4,643 holy fuck Followers: 407 and i love u all ;(( even the sex bots Tagging: my hoe @rihs-fenty and anyone else who wants to do this 🌟💕🌈
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92 statements tag
Rules: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people
tagged by: @lesbianjimin (she loves me)
The Last:
1. Drink - sprite
2. Phone call - my oldest nephew
3. Text message - @sesuyeol
4. Song you listened to - back to you by louis tomlinson ft bebe rexha
5. Time you cried - yesterday when i actually bruised my butt cheek bc of a nasty ass bump and again yesterday and my baby nephew’s birthday party when my dad and little sisters brought out a cake for me :’’)
Have You Ever:
6. Dated someone twice - nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it - hell fucking yeah so many guys while drunk desperately trying to prove to myself i’m straight rip, not in the last 4 years tho at least
8. Been cheated on - nope
9. Lost someone special - nope
10. Been depressed - lmao........
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - so many fucking times i’ve lost count
List 3 Favorite Colors:
12-14. pink, silver, lavender
In The Last Year Have You:
15. Made new friends - yes!!!
16. Fallen out of love - hmmm no
17. Laughed until you cried - many times
18. Found out someone was talking about you - yep
19. Met someone who changed you - mhm
20. Found out who your friends are - yeah i guess
21. Kissed someone on your facebook list - yes
General:
22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them except like seven or smth
23. Do you have any pets: 3 dogs and two turtles plus two kitties that are my actual babies simba and bear!!
24. Do you want to change your name: YES i hate my first name
25. What did you do for your last birthday: last monday! went out got drunk and wild at a gay club on saturday, cocktails on sunday, birthday dinner at an italian restaurant on monday and I got a cake as a surprise yesterday while at a birthday bbq with the whole family :’)
26. What time did you wake up: uh 2pm i think?
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: drinking wine out at a bbq
28. Name something you can’t wait for: bts’ next album (keeping jess’ answer because...yeah)
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: about 6 hours ago
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: stop being so fucking scared of everything and enjoy my life once in a while
31. What are you listening to right now: still at back to you! supporting my son!!
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: one of my earphones is at its last clutches of life and it’s constantly fucking buzzing in my ear
34. Most visited website: tumblr and youtube
38. Hair color: supposedly dyed copper but brown roots are at like halfway down my hair length right now
39. Long or short hair: long bc my sister won’t let me cut it for her wedding
40. Do you have a crush on someone: eh somewhat yeah it’s just a fleeting thing
41. What do you like about yourself: yeah............i’m gay
42. Piercings: normal ear piercings
43. Blood type: no idea
44. Nickname: pri, bee, bits, @lesbianjimin calls me prudence because she’s a bitch
45. Relationship status: painfully single
46. Zodiac: cancer
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite tv show: i’ve just started black sails and i love it
49. Tattoos: still none but many many ideas just no funds
50. Right or left handed: right
51. Surgery: eyelids? idk if that counts
52. Piercings: normal ears
53. Sport: used to be into athletics
55. Vacation: london and sicily
56. Pairs of trainers: one
More General:
57. Eating - is this like my favourite dish? pasta bc i’m gay
58. Drinking - sprite
59. I’m about to - someday get my ass up to take a shower because i’m dying in 30 degree wheater at 1am in the morning
61. Waiting for - a wife
62. Want - a wife
63. Get married - fuck yeah
64. Career - child psychologist
65. Hugs or kisses - both is good
66. Lips or eyes - eyes
67. Shorter or taller - can’t be much shorter than me lmao but yeah taller!!
68. Older or younger - older
70. Nice arms or nice stomach - same i’m fucking obsessed with soft tummies
71. Sensitive or loud - very sensitive but also very loud
72. Troublemaker or hesitant - both depending on the situation
Have you ever:
74. Kissed a stranger: yeah
75. Drank hard liquor: oh yeah
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: too many times but i always find them
77. Turned someone down: christ yeah
78. Sex on the first date: fuck no i’m all about the romancing there needs to be a previous connection like we were friends before or smth for that to happen
79. Broken someone’s heart: i don’t think so no
80. Had your heart broken: -ish
81. Been arrested: no
82. Cried when someone died: mhm
83. Fallen for a friend: lmao..............
Do You Believe In:
84. Yourself: yeah no
85. Miracles: eh not really
86. Love at first sight: yeah
87. Santa claus: i wish
88. Kiss on the first date: YEAH
89. Angels: sure
Other:
90. Current best friend’s name: jeremy and charmaine but the ones i have on here @lesbianjimin and @sesuyeol know me so much better i love they :((((
91. Eye color: boring brown
92. Favorite movie: captain america the winter soldier, mulan, anastasia, the handmaiden
i’m gonna tag @trendylesbian @sesuyeol @sunshlneboys @vminith @agustphd
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