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markscherz · 1 day
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Asking for all the fiber artists here, are you aware of the term "frogging" in fiber arts like knitting and crochet to mean "ripping out your work?" It's a pun on the sound a frog makes being ribbit because when you frog something you riiiip it rip it rippit. A lot of fiber artists themselves are unaware of this and their reactions to this knowledge range from exasperated sighs to utter delight.
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amarantoo · 1 day
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🖤 @amarantoo
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tbh, while I was fascinated by how much there was to read and think about at the leather museum...there was a part of me waiting for discomfort to set in. For the sight of all that explicitness to get under my skin, horrify or embarrass or surprise me. It just didn't come. I know it's strange to say, "I went to a sex museum and was normal about it! yay me!" but also......years ago, I was a preteen who discovered that babies were just one reason to have sex and recoiled in horror. It took literal decades of hanging out in online spaces (where people were at least talking about these things) to get cool with the idea, not to mention all the various shades, nooks and crannies of sexual behavior.
now I'm at a point where I can listen to a lecturer talk about an upcoming class, and have no reaction except ".....how on earth do you make your pee fluorescent?"
so you know what---yay me.
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milfcookies · 14 hours
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nocasdatsgay · 18 hours
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Me reading a sex scene:
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Me watching it on tv:
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aspaceinthecosmos · 2 days
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haven’t been super active on here recently, but i’ve officially finished my first year studying astronomy at uni with a four point! i hope to update this blog more with cool facts and such, in the meantime i’ve got a post queued up with photos i took of the northern lights :)
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shusub23 · 2 days
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hi again 🩷
i made a porn blog for the first time a few days ago but i lost it and i thought it was for the best but i’m too desperate to stay away from this side of tumblr for more than a day 😫
message me if you’d like to play with a needy sub over dms who wants a dom (gender doesn’t matter) to use her for their pleasure 😘
IF YOU ARE A MINOR DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG
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dadvans · 8 hours
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me talking to my therapist: yeah so you know what a time loop is, right
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the--unalloyed · 1 day
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Hi I’m dead inside today
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amarantoo · 24 hours
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@amarantoo 🖤
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glamorousbetch · 12 hours
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May
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joelsdagger · 2 days
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get to know me game
i'm so late to this but thank you babes @wintrwinchestr @janaispunk @reedrchards & @strang3lov3 for tagging me <3
rules: answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!
favorite color: red
last song: so long london - taylor swift (yes i still have ttpd on repeat)
currently reading: lately i've been trying to catch up on my tbr so i've only been reading fics, but i just finished to the light by @metaphoricgibberish and i'm absolutely obsessed with it!
currently watching: in preparation for szn 2 i've been rewatching house of the dragon (also i'm already rewatching szn 3 of bridgerton)
currently craving: fries (when am i not)
coffee or tea: coffee. always. specifically iced coffee
np tags: i saw a bunch of ppl do this already so anyone who hasn't done it yet !
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hearts-hunger · 10 hours
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local sea witch goes to the ren faire, falls in love with an ocarina-playing elf, gets a tiny dragon friend (steve martin scorsese, mart for short) and eats a giant pastry 🌿✨🧚‍♀️
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itsnotcontagious · 1 day
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My birthday is actually tomorrow but my sisters managed to surprise me 😂
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darkurgetrash · 1 day
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Get to Know Me Tag ~
Hiya! I got tagged in a few different 'get to know me' tags so I thought I'd just combine them here, hehe. Thank you so so much to @dutifullylazybread @weaveandwood @orangekittyenergy and @blackstaff-blast — I really love these tags, both answering and reading others'. What can I say? I'm a gemini.
No pressure tags! ~ @lemonsrosesandlavender @savriea @graysparrowao3 @heytheresunflower
Do you make your bed?: Yes! I'm not a neat-freak, but I consider myself quite neat
Favourite number: When I was a young child someone asked me this and I didn't know what to say so I pretended it was '86'. Since then, that's always just been what I've said… couldn't tell you why lol
What's your job?: Between roles atm, but usually a copywriter
If you could go back to school, would you?: For sure. I was really let down as a kid by the system, if I could go back but with the wisdom I have now, I would love to. As for further education, I loved my undergrad but I can't see myself realistically studying more on account of chronic illnesses
Can you parallel park / Can you drive a manual car?: Nope. I was good at parking and driving back when I was first learning over 10 years ago but never took my test because I got a lot of anxiety driving. I live in London now, so there's no urgent need to learn, but I will have to some day.
Do you think aliens are real?: Yes. Ain't no way we're the only life forms to exist in the whole universe, pleaseee
What's your guilty pleasure?: I love Britney Spears 💁‍♀️
Tattoos?: A small one, on my ankle. Two hands in a reference to Twin Peaks. I also just love the design — even if my tattoo artist did a slightly shoddy job and told me they did the exact same reference on tonnes of people ayyy lmao
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Favourite type of music?: Easy answer is indie, though even that is a huuuuge umbrella. Some of my fave musicians are Mitski, Bright Eyes, AURORA, Radiohead, EELS, and Thumpasaurus. Also, a long-time MCR fan.
Do you like puzzles?: I'm wayyy too ADHD for them tbh but I don't mind some types of puzzles, like in video games. But even then, they can't go on for too long, lol
Any phobias?: Crowds are def my biggest one. I’m scared of pretty normal things I’d say, like hornets. I do have a lot of sensory issues though that give a similar feeling, the most unusual being cardboard. Do NOT touch it near me, I WILL scream. And slight trypophobia… 🤢
Favourite childhood sport: Always hated sports and exercise, even as a kid
Do you talk to yourself: I sing to myself (and in general) a lot and have big echolalia, but I don't really talk to myself in the traditional sense. Now my partner on the other hand… he does not stop yapping for even a second in the day.
What movie(s) do you adore?: The immediate go-to's in my brain are The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Your Name, and… Shrek. Non-ironically.
Coffee or tea: Earl grey tea with oat milk, please! If not an option, I'll go for an oat milk mocha.
First thing you wanted to be growing up?: I… okay. I don't even know if I should admit this, but it's kinda funny… but remember, I was a CHILD. like, FIVE. My sister wanted to move to Africa and be a mango farmer (???) and I wanted to go with her so I said I wanted to sell shoes there because I saw a gap in the market. 😭😭
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Last song I listened to: No You Girls - Franz Ferdinand
Favourite colour: Lavender
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Favourite flavour: Depends on what it is, but most likely either chocolate or strawberry
Current obsession: BG3, if y'all couldn't guess. 😂
Last thing I googled: 'Sacrum'. Girly doesn’t know what body parts are called.
Favourite season: Late autumn
Skill I'd like to learn: I'd looove to be able to sew and make clothes but I am the most cack-handed person you will ever meet. I literally got kicked out of textiles class when I was in school because I was so bad they thought I was messing about on purpose 😬…
Best advice: Be cringe, be free. People will either not care or think you're cool for your authenticity.
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Currently watching: I don't really watch TV! Still getting through Dungeon Meshi, lol
Currently reading: I've been trying to read 'Interview with a Vampire' since the start of the year, but my brain only has room for BG3 fanfic it would seem… SO, here's a list of my current bookmarks hehe. Special shout-outs to @lemonsrosesandlavender @crystal-overdrive @ghostcouncil @weaveandwood @sinelaborenihilsr2 @dutifullylazybread @notlikeparis
Relationship status: Been in a relationship since 2016! Also, taken by Gale Dekarios in my head. 💜
Sweet/savoury/spicy: Big, BIG sweet tooth.
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dadvans · 4 hours
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actual parties i went to in 2009
"i'm on a boat" themed parties were big this summer. we all wore nautical themed pashmina afghans, flip flops, and captain hats. there were multiple of these. MULTIPLE
"recessionista" parties where we would upscale how poor we were (at least one party where the rule was "no clothes" and you had to make your party outfit out of things you could find in your home. i was a cardboard gladiator.)
"jersey shore" parties where we would just drink straight vodka and eat pickles
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