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junespriince · 26 days

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Little Chickadee meet little Sparkle au

Bruce: you shouldn't carrying him like he's a stuffed toy, bud.

Dick, walking past Bruce: and you should've finished med school and not disappointed Alfred, B.

Bruce, punch to the gut:

Wally, giggling: he he loser-man, loser-man!!

Dick, smiling at Wally: he learns so fast!

Bruce, ANOTHER punch in the gut:

In justice league headquarters

Bruce, sobbing: you're son called me LOSER-MAN!!

Barry, sassy: well, he never tells lies, so.

Hal: it's so weird seeing him cry like that...

Clark, who seen Bruce cry: not really.

Diana, who made Bruce cry once: I think it's adorable.

Oliver: he's a child, get over it. Roy said worse to me than whatever those kids said.

Bruce: fuck off, you take them then if you think you have tough skin then.

Oliver: fine.

At Oliver's place

Oliver: Dick, sweetheart, you gotta let Wally walk on his own.

Dick: do you have your wife's permission to be telling me what I should and shouldn't do.

Oliver, gut punched: I don't need Dinah's permission for anything!

Wally: simp! Hehe, simp!!

Oliver, gut punched again:

Back at justice league headquarters

Oliver, in Dinah's: take back those demons, I never want to see them again!

Bruce: tough skin, huh?

Oliver: shut up!

Dinah: shhh, it's okay dear, they can't hurt you now.

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