Dadan takes her recently-acquired Foster Demon to the beach as soon as the weather is nice enough for it. She slathers Ace in sunscreen, gets his floaties on him, and looks away for all of five seconds to set up the umbrella.

In that time, Ace has toddled his little ass right up to the really incredibly large man sunbathing a little bit away, and slapped one sunscreen-sticky hand right down on the guy's chest.

Dadan snatches the little hellion up, apologizes profusely, and hightails it the fuck out of there.

Hours later on the drive home, Edward Newgate's sons heckle him for the rather odd tan line: a perfect, tiny little baby hand, right over his heart. Personally, Newgate can't help but be utterly charmed by the hand print, and by the little freckled child who'd given it to him, and by the rather voluptuous woman with vibrant red hair who had been that child's guardian.

He does so hope their paths cross again.

Here's a silly little idea I've had on my mind for ages, if anyone will hear me out.

Shadowpuppet prompt week???

Maybe the dates for the prompt list could align with the airfares for the Skeleton Key and Macaque's first episode???

I could release a prompt list (because I already have ideas), unless someone else wants to do it lmao. I just... I just, I just want an excuse to see more Shadowpuppet content, and make more content for it myself too.

THE goal for holidays 2024 is to show up to the family jacked and tatted like I’ve wanted to for the past 2 years

Alucard or Anthy

Alucard

Anthy

Both

I have this issue where I see people talking about how bad others interpretations of certain characters are and then I start going "Oh no what if my interpretations suck. What if people hate them. Am I mischaracterizing and don't realize it??? Oh god oh god oh god"

And then I just panic, burn myself out and become unable to write.

What to do when you want to *** but you're "not supposed to" drink yourself silly BC it's 11am, and also you can't leave your room without running into family and also you are useless and pointless and can't do anything right and that's just. How it's gonna be forever.

<- boy who is feeling nauseous over a. chibi tiny tales episode what the hell

just listened to penny lane for the first time in years and for a moment I was a young teen again, chest deep in my beatles phase, I know it's hella cringe but the beatles were my happy place at the time, my comfort in a shitty inescapable environment

not to doomer post. but. american politics is like here's a conservative warmonger who wants to burn you alive personally and here's a different conservative warmonger who definitely wouldn't stop someone from burning you alive BUT who might raise the minimum wage by $0.30/hour for you, but only like eight years from now (so re-elect me please!! >w<). yes one of them has to be president they are the only two options we'll let you have. no neither of them will stop the government from killing you or anyone else, but at least one will say "it's kind of bad to kill people :( someone should really do something about that..." while giving the people-killers $20,000,000,000,000 to keep doing it then saying they can't afford to help you at all, but oh shucks, maybe next cycle, if you vote for me again! and also everyone will pretend as though they are extremely different political entities covering two highly polarized ends of the political spectrum despite nearly identical policy views obscured by their slightly different ways of addressing their target audiences, many of whom are also conservative warmongers. and also if you don't vote or vote third party the other guy will win and you will watch as they burn everyone you love alive in the same way they've burned so many strangers so you kind of feel like you have to vote for the other warmonger because even though they both have blood on their hands you'll take a handshake over an uppercut. even if you can still see the bodies piling up behind them. even if you can only save like five people you know and not the thousands of people who are dying in the other room. because you believe the difference between 30,000 and 30,005 is still worth it even though no one needed to die in the first place and no one seems to agree with you. you have to keep living in this world every day. if anything changes it will take decades and it will never be enough. if this takes a toll on you good fucking luck surviving off the generosity of the warmonger state that claims to serve you. happy voting!!

you ever see something and just

been on here for over a decade and just wrote my first Complaint to the staff about the sponsored MLP vore-scat comic that keeps appearing on my dash

tumblr you have always been actively hostile to your users but this and the trypophobia ads- I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR TUMBLR+ IN ORDER TO AVOID SEEING A MLP CHARACTER EATING SHIT.

been out of the house for like 6 hours feet hurt head hurts and i've gotta go bring cows in for the night eyyyy

also in regards to that last post, I need to reinstate that if you ever wanted to torture me for information use baked beans

THIS MOSQUITO DRINKS BLOOD

THIS OLD MAN IS TRANS

GRAHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE LET ME CREATE MY FREEDOM THE BARS OF THE CAGE SHARPEN LIKE KNIVES

THE GATES OF PARADISE OPEN TO MOCK AND SCORN ME YET AGAIN THE PROFANE REACHES TO STAIN MY EYES WITH SOOT

i’m so tempted to buy dnd dice moulds just so i can make my own dice like hhhh i want pretty dice pls i want more dice-