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#SDV the farmer
corvidsaremybesties · 3 months
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When you accidentally skip over the monsters part of the description of the Wilderness farm for your very first playthrough
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nwqnao · 2 months
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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
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vexypest · 2 months
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‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’
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‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED
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not to be stardewposting again but
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Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS
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What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS
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WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."
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frillyheathen · 1 month
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I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.
Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.
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minteehell · 2 months
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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…
Bonus comic :
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hideyoosh · 20 days
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Stardew's Finest Market ☆
bachelors + bachelorettes
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o0kawaii0o · 2 months
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4 hearts
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ssanguessuga · 2 months
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seharuuchan · 3 months
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I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo
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cambrry · 2 months
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I started a new game to play the new farm but😭😭 I forgot how mean used to be Shane at the beginning
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kurah · 1 month
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you know how it is with the desert mines
based on this meme:
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What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?
What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?
Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?
Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?
When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.
Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.
The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.
Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.
Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?
Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?
And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.
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retquits · 2 months
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sorry for stardew valley posting anyway here's sebastian but with some of my (🇰🇷) features 🐸
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initial-lime · 2 months
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This is well trod territory for the sdv fandom but,,, farmer is just NOT human, farmer “spends 10 hours fishing, scarfs down 15 pieces of seaweed and gifts you a raw egg out of their pocket” is NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! That is a little FREAK. Pretending to be human.
And that freak is me and I love this little fictional me
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bearofohu · 22 days
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i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot
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