want to go back in time to 2021, find a single dsmp fan, and tell them that ranboo and slimecicle took pole dancing lessons, quackity was involved in a scandal surrounding poor working conditions for server employees, tubbo and tommyinnit are legally married, and jschlatt is considered less controversial and of higher social standing than wilbur soot
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I needed guidance, so I went to my friend’s house. He was a Hawaiian elder, a chief or something, so I knew he’d be able to help me with my problems.
While I was there telling him what was bothering me, this little gray puppy ran up and hopped in my lap, started licking me all over. He told me the dog just showed up one day, so he’d been feeding it, but he can’t touch it since he’s allergic to dogs. It was so cute, this little gray thing with dark gray eyebrows and a dark gray moustache.
The elder had to get up to get his allergy medication, and on his way to the bathroom he told me I should take my boat and sail, go see the world. I was looking at the art on his walls and decided I’d take the dog with me, as a companion, so I named him Eyebrows ‘cause of his dark eyebrows.
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“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Damian is 3, looking at Ra’s steel gaze. There’s a tragedy to his grandfather that’s his alone. He wonders if it’ll ever soften.
“Powerful.”
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“Damian,” Baba’s voice is very different than Batman’s. It’s so soft it could crack the world in two. “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Damian thinks about Bruce holding someone’s hand with his broken fingers after a patrol.
He thinks about Bruce forgiving his mother. For everything, and anything.
He thinks about the meals left on Todd’s doorstep. He thinks about his siblings. He thinks about his father loving a world that doesn’t love him back.
He thinks about Bruce.
“Kind.”
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im not going to lie, violence does not make me feel even slightly romantic. i think if you stabbed me i'd just be scared and panicked. i likely wouldnt be thinking about how homoerotic the imagery could be construed as, i'd almost certainly be solely dedicated to not dying in that moment.
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really awesome shirt i just saw on instagram reels
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Wanna hug her so tight until our hearts become one.
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"you're so pretty" in between kisses >>>>
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he's dancing like SNOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Silver Posy Heart Pendant, circa 1680
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My left eye started to decay at work because I didn’t eat enough strawberries. I screamed that I needed to get medical attention but everyone called me overdramatic.
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the sinister count dooku
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what type of mask/respirator do u wear (as a general rule/on a daily basis, not counting especially high-risk situations like medical settings/airports/etc)
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I miss the way you loved me.
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