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#bg3 has me in a chokehold
gangstagandalf · 2 months
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Home is where the weirdos are ⛺️
POV: your cute little vampire boyfriend just took care of the “family drama” and needs a hug.
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jasontoddsguns · 5 months
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Me, deleting the smut fics off my phone before going to church:
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cursedimagery · 5 months
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Bg3 got me like…
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varlaisart · 8 months
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I’m not sorry.
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zohweewoo · 9 months
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"Alestra"
Devoted Oath of Ancients Paladin tiefling. Her desire to protect the living world stems from an all too dark past. Altruistic in nature. Curious & always willing to learn. May or may not have a thing for tall wood elf archdruids...
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feelboss · 7 months
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may or may not be compiling a dark urge playlist ♥
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tealfling · 2 months
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Me, seeing a really poor take on the relationship, romances, and sexualities of the BG3 companions: ugh (aggressively scrolls pass)
Me, frantically scrolling my feed after ruminating on it for 3 days: No, where is it? I just thought of a fic I could write contradicting their logic using a basic knowledge of DnD and a single cell of imagination!!
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tvmilfs · 10 months
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Why sleep when you can battle crechures and be gay
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subtlybrilliant · 6 months
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Not sure if this is a thing or not, but wanted to share my sorcerer Talvii!
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inquisitor-julia · 10 months
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*crawls momentarily out of the pit of obsession that bg3 has me in*
Just letting y'all know I'm not dead and I will be back but I'm hyperfixating so hard right now it's embarrassing....and also I started school which is going really well with the hyperfixation
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ceo-of-sloppy-men · 9 months
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Alexa, play titanic recorder cover.
I have never actively done this for any video game character. I have so many thoughts on this man that I needed to organize them. Had to herd ‘em together like cats.
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gangstagandalf · 2 months
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I’ll start packing babe 😌
(I have been reading waaaaaaaay too many (read “not enough”) Rolan fics lately) like so so so many….
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daisyeyes-plays · 9 months
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missing cyberpunk rn
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cursedimagery · 8 months
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I put Halsin in the angelic scion outfit and now I can’t pay attention
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varlaisart · 9 months
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Halsin 💜I love big strong men who love animals. This mountain is my kryptonite.
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local-vampire-enjoyer · 8 months
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Day 18, Smores
We doing everyone (even Karlach I refuse to believe canon.) Have an old photo of Minette and Gale
Rating: Fluff
There are spoilers for one of the endings here.
Spoilers for Shadowheart’s romance, of course.
Female Drow, Cleric of Kelemvor. Entertainer background.
Not betaed, put on your battle gear.
“Nice to see everyone again.” Minette's black-painted lips turned into a smile as she saw the group of unfortunate friends she was able to make due to the tadpoles.
“It is good to see you too, Minette.” Halsin gave Minette his usual soft smile, Minette still had a poly-relationship going on with Halsin, and Shadowheart. 
“I do hope there is blood.” Astarion fangs flashed slightly, it was night so Minette did not need to worry about Astarion burning in the sunlight. “Don’t worry, I made sure to get blood for you. Bear blood… no offense Halsin, Jaheira.” Minette responded to Astarion, she tried to hold back the smile on her face when mentioning it was Bear blood. Knowing there are two Druids around that took the form of a bear often.
“Soldier! Good to see ya standing!” Karlach pulled Minette into a hug, lifting her off the ground, she quickly hugged her back. Minette laughed as she was put down. “Karlach, I’m happy to see you.”
Minette made sure everyone found their seats around the campfire. Welcoming the others that showed up like Wyll, Gale, Lae’zel, and Minsc.
“Lae’zel, I am happy you found time to join us.” Minette knew that the githyanki would give her a death glare, but she knew it was one of love.
Soon the ingredients to make smores were brought out by Shadowheart. The night was full of stories about the past few months, how Astarion continued to find a way to walk in the sun, Halsin helped rebuild Moonrise with the help of Jaheira’s harpers, Minsc lending a hand as well. Wyll and his dad are trying to rebuild their bond. Gale is finally free of Mystra, and of course, getting to spend more time with Tara. The smell of melted marshmallows and chocolate filled the air as the night dozed on. 
“You seemed to set up cozy here.” Jaheira pointed out, taking a sip of the wine that was brought out, that thankfully wasn’t spiked. Minette had to bring it up every time just to terrorize Jaheira, which made Minsc laugh.
“Yeah, the community nearby is nice, no need for terror. Shar’s influence isn’t around and there is a temple of Kelemvor.” It was all Minette could ask, Shadowheart needed peace from Shar. Minette still wanted to continue her service to Kelmvor, which was a normal god to follow in the region.
The rest of the night was full of stories and laughter, Minette was thankful to meet this group. It is her family now, no matter how some of them are at each other's throats sometimes. “So, what about that time you tried to kill Lae’zel?” Minette asked Shadowheart with a grin.
Shadowheart huffed as Minsc and Jaheira looked at Shadowheart with concern. Astarion and her shared the same look of mischief as Shadowheart told the story.
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