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gale-dekarios · 14 hours

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i think the reason that i like the night in the stars with gale so much isnt because of that scene in and of itself (even though i admittedly love it) but rather the future implications for gale and his partner's romance from there.

if you have sex with gale in the astral plane, you gain an experience you probably wouldnt have had otherwise, but therein lies the problem: that night with gale is unique, and i wonder, considering his need to point out that he's out of practice, when you two eventually do have regular mortal sex, how would gale feel about that?

because now he's given you (in his opinion) The Best He Has To Offer, but its not going to be a regular occurence -- it cant be -- does he feel nervous about giving you "boring" or potentially "disappointing" mortal sex in comparison? if "nothing compares," can he? just by himself?

and when it finally happens, when afterwards, youre dopey and smiling up at him like he hung the sun in the sky just to keep you warm, do you think he realises that the point isnt that he blew your mind and youll never have another experience like it, but rather that you simply enjoy having sex with him? because it's with him?

do you think he realises soft knuckles brushed over sweat-slick skin can feel an awful lot like two souls merging in the astral when youre in love enough?

i love the bed scene, this isnt to sway anyone one way or the other, but i think gale coming out the gate with what he thinks is the best sex he can offer his partner only to figure out that any sex is the best sex he can have with his partner because theyre his partner is compelling.

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gortashs-skidmark · 2 days

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When Raphael "takes you to the House of Hope" he rolls his shoulders and cracks his neck to intimidate you, but like i'm too focused on his fuggo ass belt. Who told G to wear that. Who let him walk outside like that. He looks like half a clown, he just needs the paint. Harleep is more evil than Raphael for letting him "intimidate" his prey wit that. the faucet is fixed, there's no drip left. swagless and he still fucks himself over, twice in one day with Harleep.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 tav #bg3 headcanons #bg3 raphael #raphael the cambion #raphael bg3 #raphael x tav #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3

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reverieblondie · 2 days

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Just a little WIP of Rolan, please be kind still learning how to draw him!

Based on my personal headcannon that after being abused he starts really learning some hand to hand combat and defense techniques.

#reveriedraws #bg3 #holy rolan empire #baldurs gate 3 rolan #rolan bg3 #rolan fanart #Rolan #bg3 headcanons #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 fanart #strong rolan makes my brain go brrrr

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shiroesuna · 2 days

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Sort of a headcanon sort of just sharing about my durge but since she lost all of her memories, I made an extra effort in my last playthrough to collect the very single book we came across and keep them in a chest. The world she’s in is an absolute mystery to her, so she reads anything she can get her hands on to learn more about it.

#bg3 durge #bg3 #bg3 headcanons #bg3 headcanon #durge #dark urge #baldur’s gate 3

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nethereasypeasy · 6 months

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Some fluffy head canons I have about the Baldurs Babes

mainly at camp :)

Gale stops tav to lace their boots, sarcastically tutting as he does it.

Karlach holds her hands round someones bowl and cups to warm them if they cool down too much. (Mama K microwave™)

Jaheira and Halsin share nightcaps and chat about the tadpole team. Mainly laughing at their comparative lack of experience - always ends on a 'they're good eggs tho' vibe.

Astarion and Shadowheart rate people's hair to eachother as an injoke, tav hears them mumbling numbers behind them whenever they speak to someone.

Lae'zel asks Gale to explain and pronounce things when no one is around because the 'annoying wizard' won't make fun, he's too eager to teach.

Jaheira has the best bedtime stories but they get Karlach hyped up and she asks a lot of questions till Astarion begs her to be quiet. Wyll takes mental notes for his own storytelling.

Karlach will force a game of 'I Spy' any time there is silence on the road.

Wyll is very good at little random gifts, he just remembers anything someone mentions to him. He's also low-key emotional if you return that kindness, 'you remembered?! 😭'

Halsin stops, kneels and whispers as he points and shows tav interesting plants or animals he spots when walking. 'look there's the mother and her babies' type shit. (He is camp dad(dy) ok)

Wyll teaches Lae'zel fencing. She's too keen though and tries to pin him down. She is not as graceful... But she has fun... chk!

Gale keeps a tiny portrait of Tara on him, you can't tell me modern au Gale's phone wouldn't be full of cat pics.

Astarion watches over the camp at night, he acts like he 'might as well/ I'm the only one lurking in the dark around HERE darlings' but sometimes he secretly gets a little teary looking at his first real friends all together.

Shadowheart writes moody poetry. She would tell Gale but she doesn't care for his taste... Or his possible critiques. If he ever did find her journal though he would be VERY enthused.

Astarion and tav will play with people's wardrobes when looting. Tav loves a funny hat and Astarion will do impressions of who he thinks would wear such god's awful attire.

Gale and Wyll play chess together after dinner some nights. They both say progressively cheesy lines when they take pieces, which is its own game itself at this point.

Halsin would quietly sing or hum to owlbear baby and scratch at night. Little lullabies and he'd probably tuck them in too. OR he'd be big daddy bear and snuggle up, especially when owlbear is scared and misses his mum.

The gang have played 'never have I ever' ONE time and ONE time only. It was a messy night.

... Jaheira was 100% last man standing.

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rissi-chan · 3 months

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Gale: So, Bhaal created you from his own, dead flesh . . .

Durge: So I'm told.

Gale: So, presumably you look nothing like him - as a child might a parent.

Durge: Correct.

Gale: So, then, what made him decide to make you so attractive?

Durge: Perhaps he thought it would arouse less suspicion.

Gale: Yes, well, it aroused something else entirely, didn't it.

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lassieposting · 6 months

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Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 #bg3 headcanons #they have all been the target of What Have You Got In Your Mouth at least once lmao #gale dekarios #halsin #astarion ancunin #scratch the dog #owlbear cub #tav #can also count as #bg3 prompts #this is likely not as funny as i think it is but it killed me how many of them this could apply to

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zoneofsmites · 6 months

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Im of the full (possibly delusional) belief that Durge is not the species that they physically appear to be.

You’re telling me this being crafted from nothing but bhaal’s flesh and his blood - this demigod - is actually a dragonborn/tiefling/human/elf/etc.

No. This thing is bhaal’s flesh and it just happens to look like that. They’re an imitation of a species, they’re not truly a (full)mortal being, they have no heritage aside from bhaal.

As a result I’m sure there’s some…oddities.

For example, a demigod child, not fully mortal. I doubt they adhere to the lifespan of whatever species they look like. Looking younger than they should. (less so perhaps with long lived races like elfs and half-elves where that is par for the course).

A dragonborn durge that by all accounts looks like a blue dragonborn but their breathweapon is acid. A tiefling durge that seems to be a Mephistopheles tiefling but they cannot cast mage hand, instead smiting like a zariel bloodline tiefling.

An elf or tiefling durge that doesn’t read as fey or infernal trough identification spells. Because they aren’t either of those things. Perhaps they could read as divine but not quite.

Members of a race that durge is supposed to be looking at them and sometimes when making eye contact they read as wrong. And some kind of uncanny effect triggers in their brain.

Give me more freaky durge who isn’t really what they appear to be at all. Just a little murder demigod crafted from dead god flesh to be the shape of something else.

#bg3 #durge #the dark urge #bg3 durge #bg3 the dark urge #bg3 dark urge #dark urge #bg3 headcanons #hall of wonders #zone of truth #this post is brought to you by me making my mephi-tiefling Durge mechanically a zariel tiefling to make them mechanically ‘wrong’#and also by my thoughts of a durge who ages eerily slow for their species #(wdym this mid 30’s /pushing 40’s guy looks not a day past his 20’s???)#(how much would that fuck with gortash. when your partner who’s race is of a similar lifespan to humans hasn’t aged in the decade you’ve #that you’ve know them)#(personally. i would die a little)

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an-excellent-choice · 3 months

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Headcanon where Gale is the famous professor in the academy for being one of the few professors who actually had a great perilous adventure but none of the students (and some staff too) believe it really happened.

Like they file it away as one of those things where he probably just saw it at the sidelines not really like thick in battle since he has the orb to worry about.

Until finally one day Gale holds a special series of seminars/demonstrations for in the field spellcasting for fights or crisis. He invited all the party members he could in these seminars

Suddenly a former shar worhipper, gith, vampire, devil, is that the blade of frontiers(?), the legendary jaheira and the hero of baldurs gate just are there to help the demo/seminar.

A nighttime demo for Astarion, A lesson on how to cast light spells and be alert for rogues. Not to mention how to maintain concentration when you get shot by an arrow, Gale will say as Astarion shoots an arrow at him. ( at some point an arrow does sink in Gale's shoulder and the whole class freezes but Gale just tuts disapprovingly while Astarion just acts innocently like he doesnt have a longbow in his hand)

Karlach makes a demo on how to distinguish devils and how to kill them. She and Gale also show how to deal with a raging barbarian in a fight as a wizard, Hint human shields i mean tanks companions are important.

Wyll is charming the socks of the audience and shows self-defense tactics when an enemy too close. Oh yes he used to be a warlock but his patron was a devil so he had to cut ties with her

Shadowheart talks about healing spells and being aware of the your companions healths. She especially emphasizes the importance of being able to self heal in emergencies especially for wizards while giving pointed looks at Gale while Gale awkwardly(or guiltily?) shuffles and clears his throat

Laezel talks about the battlefield positions and best placement of wizards in the field to help the strongest soldiers and she also shows which of the body parts they should aim their spells. (I like imagining Laezel having her baby strapped on her while doing her demo or using her baby to show which body parts)

And after a while the students realize with how Gale seamlessly shows or helps in the demos that omg maybe professor Dekarios did help save the baldurs gate

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 6 months

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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.

Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.

Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.

Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?

Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

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avenananana · 7 days

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mwah

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have-a-treato · 8 months

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on chilly nights everyone inevitably ends up scooting closer and closer to karlach until she's surrounded and she thinks it's just the cutest thing that no one acknowledges

#it's a cuddle puddle once she cools down enough #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #wyll #halsin #gale dekarios #bg3 headcanons

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gortashs-skidmark · 15 hours

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So tieflings can smell like sulfur, naturally.

I think that's why Rolan was upset "I can't go up to Loroakkan smelling like the Grove" or whatever. I mean not only have the refugees been though blood, sweat, and tears. But if I had to sleep near someone who chronically smelled like concentrated egg farts? That would be my breaking point.

Who do we think the sulfur smellers are in the grove? Zevlor looks like one but I doubt he would've been in the Hellriders for as long as he was, if he had an unmaskable smell.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 headcanons #bg3 zevlor #bg3 tieflings #bg3 tiefling #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 rolan

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rawrsatthetree · 2 months

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I think one of Astarion’s ways of showing that he cares is making sure Tav is fully fed at all times.

Before he’s willing to admit his feeling for them, he tells himself that if they’re well fed that’s more blood they can feed him or they can’t protect him if they’re starving.

At meals he’ll push past everyone to make sure Tav gets plenty of food before anyone else.

He’ll sneak extra snacks into their pack.

He pays attention to what they like and makes sure to take it from the camp supplies and hides it in his tent. He also makes sure to look for it while they’re out exploring as well.

Living things need proper nutrients, so he always makes sure Tav gets the fruits and vegetables they find over anyone else.

If there’s a meat they particularly like he’ll be sure to hunt it and bring the bloodless corpse back to camp.

He’s the first to notice if they loose any weight or to spot any signs of hunger. He hates how it makes his gut twist with worry.

The threat of starvation always feels just around the corner, he needs to make sure they eat as much as they can while they still can.

And if this causes them to gain weight all the better! He loves the physical reminder they’re well fed and how they feel softer and warmer in his arms.

He never wants Tav to feel hunger like he has.

This is something that doesn’t change if he ascends. His Consort will always have to best blood and wine available, they’ll never feel the pains of vampiric hunger. What would be the point of all that power if he couldn’t even satisfy his favorite’s needs even if he has to force feed them.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #baldurs gate #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #astarion x durge #astarion x reader #tavstarion #astarion headcanons #astarion imagine #bg3 headcanons #baldurs gate 3 headcanons #cw food #cw weight #cw eating

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angelltheninth · 8 months

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Heyyy I see you’re into Baldur’s Gate 3! I was wondering if you can please write something for Shadowheart, Halsin, Karlach and Astarion? Maybe sfw nsfw headcanons if that’s okay with you?

I assume this means you want both sfw and nsfw headcanons.

Pairing: Shadowheart, Halsin, Karlach, Astarion x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, biting, touch-starved, drinking blood, tail use, mild choking, semi-public sex, kissing, protectiveness, battle couple

A/N: Why is this game so fucking good?! Why is everyone so pretty?!

SHADOWHEART

Takes risks with you, she likes to push limits a little. From kissing you in the middle of a battle to dragging you to a barely hidden nook in between buildings for sex. It makes you a mess, putty in her hands and she loves it so much. She kisses you a lot, a lot, to silence you as well when you can keep it down, too drunk on the pleasure her hands give you.

HALSIN

Tends to let his more animalistic urges get the better of him once you're in a relationship. Since you're just his and no one else's he is very protective of you. Due to his experience he can show you many things that make your toes curl and your body go numb. Not your mind though, because he wants you to beg to go again, to ride his big cock and take more cum from him.

KARLACH

Is very sweet with you when you start dating. She's cuddling you, nuzzling you, then letting her rough fingers trace across your clit until you open your legs and let her in. She runs very hot still, her mouth, her tongue, her kisses, her fingers, her love for you most of all. Likes to wrap her tail around your neck too, she doesn't squeeze a lot but hard enough for you to gasp.

ASTARION

Gets so flirty with you that you can hear his smooth voice even in your dreams. He gets very touchy too, clamming he needs your warmth, all he really wants is to touch you. Speaking of warmth, no where better to get it then when his cock is in your pussy and his mouth on your neck, sucking blood when he thrusts forward and no sooner or later. The pleasure you feel makes you taste all the more sweet.

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dancingbirdie · 3 months

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I have this headcanon that one of Astarion’s favorite things to do is just listen to his partner’s heartbeat.

Like, head on their chest, pointy ear pressed up close and just humming contentedly as he hears the thump-thump, thump-thump of their heart.

It’s comforting, rhythmic, predictable. His preternatural sense of hearing can pick up the sound anytime they’re close by, but it’s not enough to satisfy him until there’s skin-on-skin contact and he can feel it beating beneath his head.

It ties him to the present moment when he’s anxious or struggling. It’s the sound of home for him now. It’s the life-song of the person who walked with him out of his darkness. The person who still walks by his side on the darker days.

At night, whether in their shared tent or with a proper roof over their heads, Astarion and his partner end the day with him lying halfway on top of them, arms curled around their torso, head nestled right over their chest, smiling contentedly as he listens, just listens, to his now favorite sound in the world.

#astarion #astarion x reader #astarion x tav #bg3 headcanons #astarion fluff #astarion headcanons

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