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Everyone wants to ask, "How do I learn how to DM?" You should ask, "What happens when I become a DM?"
Because this is what happens. You've got your tiddies out at 3 AM and you don't know how long you've been talking to a jar of mustard that has an increasingly excellent Liverpudlian accent.
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Updated Bad Kids NemesisAlert Files
Figueroth Faeth
Nemeses: Cuspin Clark, Porter Cliffbreaker, Lola Embers, Ruben Hopclap, Alston Hughes
Chosen Nemesis: Porter Cliffbreaker
Notes: Mr. Clark has declared Wanda Childa as his nemesis, known to be an alias of Ms. Faeth. Alston Hughes is mandated by KVX policy to change his nemesis should Ms. Faeth become a client of the bank.
Gorgug Thistlespring
Nemeses: Arthur Aguefort, Sprak LeFevre
Chosen Nemesis: Mary Ann Skuttle
Notes: Mr. Aguefort has declared his intent to remain Mr. Thistlespring's nemesis until such time as Mr. Thistlespring acquires one of his own. Mr. LeFevre recently named Mr. Thistlespring as a nemesis on ground of "theft of prized possession," and Mr. Aguefort cannot be reached at this time to confirm his wishes. Ms. Skuttle has declined to name an official nemesis.
Adaine Abernant
Nemeses: Aelwyn Abernant, Baron from the Baronies
Chosen Nemesis: Oisin Hakinvar
Notes: Ms. Abernant recently changed her nemesis to Mr. Hakinvar from Arianwen Abernant. Mr. Hakinvar recently changed his nemesis from Ms. Abernant to Riz Gukgak.
Fabian Aramais Seacaster
Nemeses: Chungledown Bimothy, Quincey
Chosen Nemesis: Gilear Faeth
Notes: Gertie Bladeshield recently rescinded her nemesis vow against Mr. Seacaster. We do not know who Quincey is, only that his vow of enmity against Mr. Seacaster is powerfully violent. Mr. Seacaster has asked if he can have two nemeses, and settled on Mr. Faeth when informed he could not.
Kristen Chilis Applebees
Nemeses: Robert Dawn
Chosen Nemesis: Kipperlilly Copperkettle
Notes: Ms. Applebees declared "Catlitter Cunthead" as her nemesis, in Ms. Abernant's handwriting.
Riz Gukgak
Nemeses: Kipperlilly Copperkettle, Oisin Hakinvar, Telemaine Lominelda
Chosen Nemesis: Baron from the Baronies
Notes: Mr. Hakinvar recently changed his nemesis to Mr. Gukgak, on grounds of "killed loved one and/or ancestor."
This was a lot of fun. Did I miss anyone? Get in the comments.
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