a car just sped by us really fast and their licenses plate said “lawsuit” im losing my mind
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you’re a mean one, mr
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why do I even try,,,
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why is this the funniest response I could’ve been given
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I don’t know if any of the words I’m about to say make sense but I feel like vivziepop is like lgbt butch hartman
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you’ve heard of “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” now get ready for “you can’t kill me in a way that will bring you satisfaction”
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that time of the year again
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fuck it, we bawl *said through tears in a shaky voice*
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vampire themed soda called “dracola” perhaps even “count dracola” if you’re feeling it, is this anything is this anything at all???
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what’s the point of making an oc if they’re not gonna be a vessel that you put a piece of your soul into?
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sorry i have an air of mischief and whimsy as if that’s my fault
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we are sooo fucked. All of my days of work for next week have been removed (as have my roommates) because they’re cutting back the stores we work at and idk what to do my paycheck is gonna be so small.
kofi
cashapp
venmo
paypal
Setting my goal to $200 because idk i hope that’ll cover my phone bill and other necessities idk
$0/$200
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“you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!” but it’s remy ratatouille saying it and a shrimp did in fact fry that rice, the shrimp is his new cooking rival
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gift basket for someone you hate idea
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sure you have the power of friendship on your side but have you considered that we have the power of EVIL friendship on ours?
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