I have many stupid Floyd headcanons/scenarios, but this is my current, unbelievably stupid favorite.
The tweels are both big eaters, right? However, Jade seems to somehow always eat more. Are their appetites different? Or, maybe Jade is more focused while eating?
In truth, Floyd never manages to eat as much as his brother--in fact, he probably barely ever manages to finish his meals--because he's too busy playing with his food.
Imagine the octotrio in the cafeteria.
Azul is trying to very slowly chew and *savor* every bite of... whatever gross health food he's currently pretending to enjoy.
Jade is smiling serenely while industrially plowing his way through his seventh or eighth serving of spaghetti with mushroom sauce, a stack of empty bowls piling up in front of him.
Floyd? Floyd just can't eat normally. Floyd has to balance ever single French fry on his nose before he eats it. Floyd has to use his fork as a slingshot to launch individual meatballs in the air, and attempt to catch them in his mouth, (missing about 1/3rd of the time, to the annoyance of his fellow diners).
Floyd needs to construct an accurate diorama of the Night Raven College campus out of hamburg steak and mashed potatoes on his lunch tray before eating. With broccoli and asparagus for trees, alfalfa sprouts for grass, and savory broth for the rivers and ocean.
The bell has long since rung at this point. The cafeteria is basically empty at this point. Azul and Jade know, by now, the futility of interrupting Floyd's artistic vision.
It's just Floyd, putting the finishing touches on the NRC castle, made out of breadsticks. Epel is also there helping carve carrot sticks into the likeness of the Main Street statues. Cater is livestreaming this to magicam for posterity, and Sebek is in the background with one trembling hand pointing a finger, his mouth hanging open in awe, as he watches this all unfold.
Eventually, Crowley barges in, attempting to get mad about these shenanigans. But then he ends up crying over his precious students' display of creativity and school spirit. Crowley ends up trying to build a little wall around the diorama to preserve it until RSA visits for some inter-school function next week, so he can rub Ambrose's nose in it (maybe literally?)
The ghost chefs beg him not to, claiming this is an absolute violation of the Sages Island health code, to no avail.
Meanwhile Floyd shows up 45 minutes late for class, seeming very happy. Asking in a whisper, does Shrimpy have any tasty snacks they feel like sharing today?
Yuu (a gremlin): Uhh sure! I have these dinosaur nuggets I shoved in my pocket yesterday!
Floyd: Shrimpy. What in Twisted Wonderland are dinosaur nuggets?
Trein's class ends up getting hijacked as Yuu excitedly explains Earth prehistory, and Floyd convinces everybody to shove all the desks together and build an epic Triassic diorama out of stale dinosaur nuggets and random school supplies.
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Agere: Fun Shaped Chicken Nuggets —Collage
Nugget Shapes
1. Dinosaur (tyrannosaurus rex, pterodactyl, stegosaurus, brontosaurus, triceratops) chicken nuggets.
2. Basic shape (heart, star, circle, triangle) chicken nuggets.
3. Sea Life (fish, clam, starfish) chicken nuggets.
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Concept: Dinosaur Nuggets except except they’re shaped like the most unknown and ungodly dinosaurs known to man
“Mommy where’s the T. rex nugget?”
“Shut up and eat your Longisquama timmy”
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I hate bad liars.
Not to be confused with just liars in general.
Some lies are really good and thought out and the people who create those lies stick with them.
I'm talking about lies that are like, I saw you do something and you're just denying it.
Like, I had these dinosaur chicken nuggets that I was really excited to eat, and I was gonna go grab them until I saw the empty box in the recycling bin.
The only person that could've eaten them is my sister (who is apparently vegetarian), and so I confront her, and she says that she didn't eat them.
And she still denies it.
My mum doesn't eat chicken, my dad can't have the breading, and I didn't eat them, so It had to have been her.
JUST ADMIT IT
WE ALL KNOW
WHY ARE YOU LYING??
Thanks, bye.
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With my admittedly pretty large amount of experience with the product, I would say that the most common dinosaur chicken nugget is bronto, while the most rare nugget is petra. Of course, I'm only counting what I consider to be the quintessential dino nuggies, the "yummy dino buddies."
Also yes if you didn't know before they have names and also a quiz on their website to determine which dino would be your best bud which is odd considering I'm actively seeking to consume them
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