Woody: we’re the Pixars. We have absolutely no privacy whatsoever.
Héctor: we’re the Pixars. We have too many dishes and not enough cabinet space.
Remy: we’re the Pixars. We don’t get recognized in public nearly as much as you’d think.
McQueen: we’re the Pixars. We all failed our driver tests the first time.
Jessie: we’re the Pixars. We should not be allowed to do taxes.
Imelda: we’re the Pixars. We all take too long in the bathroom every morning.
Helen: we’re the Pixars. None of us know how to cook without burning the food.
Marlin: we’re the Pixars. Our washing machine’s been broken for a week.
Joy: we’re the Pixars. We’re like one big happy family..the kind that gets together every Christmas except no one ever leaves!
Merida: we’re the Pixars. We have zero fashion sense.
Flik: we’re the Pixars. We each have our own unassigned seat at the table! And if anyone takes it, it’s the end of the world.
Ember: we’re the Pixars. We break things way too easily.
Sulley: we’re the Pixars. We have a dozen cars parked in the driveway.
Sadness: we’re the Pixars. We will fight for literally no reason.
Dory: we’re the Pixars. We love getting letters from fans in the mail!
Ian: we’re the Pixars. We look like adults but technically speaking most of us would only be like 10 years old if we were normal people.
Bob: we’re the Pixars. Our walls are not soundproof.
Joe: we’re the Pixars. We own every single piece of merchandise from every one of our movies ever made.
Atta: we’re the Pixars. When one of us gets sick, it turns into a plague and the rest of us inevitably get sick as well.
Barley: we’re the Pixars. Instead of going to the gym we play Wii Sports.
Wade: we’re the Pixars. We like to criticize each other’s taste in music, for some reason.
Mater: we’re the Pixars. When one of us takes a dump we have to warn everybody not to use the bathroom for twenty minutes.
22: we’re the Pixars. Our game nights are a battle to the death!
Mike: ..we’re the Pixars. Everyone here is exaggerating. Our life is actually very normal.
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You ever realize how the Bugs Life characters’ names are all puns/references to bugs? No seriously, think about it
Flik = I mean what do you usually do when you see a bug? You flick it
Dot = bugs are so smol that from far away they can look like little dots
Hopper = grasshopper (did I even need to explain this one)
Atta = the genus name for “ant”
Slim = he’s a stick bug, and sticks are slim
Gypsy = cuz she’s a gypsy moth
Tuck and Roll = what do pill bugs do? They tuck and they roll
There’s definitely more but this is all I can think of for now
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Day 227
March 4
I've seen these ants do great things, and year after year they somehow manage to pick food for themselves *and* you. So-so who is the weaker species? Ants don't serve grasshoppers! It's *you* who need *us*! We're a lot stronger than you say we are... And you know it, don't you?
Flik
(Played by David Foley)
A Bugs Life
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1998 Disney Pixar - A Bug’s Life McDonald’s Happy Meal
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Cop: I’m pulling you over for driving with four people on a motorcycle.
McQueen, with Barley, Mater, and Flik behind him: wait, four..?
Cop: yes, you and your three fr—
McQueen: WALL-E FELL OFF!!
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