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autisticarachnid · 1 year

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skye parkin, circa 1994

- my own personal take on skye as an adult, since the canon design did her dirty. went for a haircut similar to gwen’s in spiderverse

#hphm #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hp hogwarts mystery #my art #digital art #digital drawing #digital artwork #skye parkin #hphm skye

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thetempleofthemasaigoddess · 8 months

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"Hello, I'm Sybil. Sybil Harding."

Name: Sybil Eleanor Harding

Date of Birth: February 25th 1924

Family: Gwen Dawson (mother); John Harding (father); David "Davey" Harding (younger brother, b. 1930)

Education: Primary and high school in Ripon. Department of Journalism Studies at the university of Sheffield (graduated in 1945).

Work experience: Apprenticeship at a local newspaper in Ripon (1945-1948). Hired at The Sketch in London in 1948.

Favourite colour: Teal

Favourite (and least favourite) food: Parkin - especially the one her father prepares. Drinks tea with milk and no sugar. Eats almost everything but she is allergic to mustard.

Favourite artists: Billie Holiday and Myrna Dalgleish.

Sexuality: Aro lesbian. In a relationship with her "roommate" and old best friend from university, who writes for another magazine.

Idols: Her nakesake and her mother's benefactor, Sybil Crawley. Emmeline Pankhurst. She also admires her employer, lady Edith Crawley, and The Sketch's editor, Laura Edwards.

Friends: She feels more at ease with male friends than with other girls. Generally remains friends with past lovers. Becomes friends with Marigold Gregson soon after Edith introduces them.

Dream: To publish her own magazine. To learn to speak French. To meet Billie Holiday.

Personality: Stubborn. Generous. Introverted. Dedicated. Ambitious. Devoted. Always ready to help others, but she would die before asking for it herself.

Habits: Wears one of a pair of rings she and her roommate have exchanged as a sign of their commitment to each other. Started smoking to imitate Laura and keep her company during her smoke breaks and soon developed an addiction. Bites her nails when nervous.

Faceclaim: Ellie Bamber - with red hair!

*****

Here is my first OC!! Hope you like it, I hope I can write more about her!

Thank you to @queenmeriadoc for their encouragement.

#Downton Abbey #Sybil Harding #Sybil Eleanor Harding #My OC!#Bellona's stuff

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jude-thedude98 · 1 year

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I fold you I'm a lyricist

Ima start wit using the eeriest (lakes)

Thid my Pride Friendly Q&A so no jeed to get deliri9us about my Queeriest

Since ima poet

Ima use this keyboard clickin

As my Instruments

Laffy taffy strugglin

Serious

I stay in busy ness

But I don't ever forget

Yall rappers sound the same - all I hear is crinkle crinkle kid

Unfold yo mouths n stop talkin nonsense

Sex drugs and violence

How bout choose different options

Mushmouth talkin

Passin me off havin no bear necessities

In the Mirror Naked BaLOOnin

Feel like I gotta spell this out like Gwen Stefani did

But this ain't no spellin contest

Even if it was yall ain't hearin it

(Well) Ya better believe it bit

By bit I'm wood choppin this

Tree down but it ain't go in quiet

Title of this one is Forest of Pages

And somebody please tell me why the tree remembers the pain but the axe always forgets

Mm, I'm deep divin

These c's better 3's PO - Post Office Kid

Here's your food delivery with tip

No ding dong ditchin straight door dashin

I been called like a Mormon

So let this be my voice-mail answerin

I'll leave messages

Lyrical inclinations

Brain gamin

Fundamentalist

Gotta sweet Toth for some Eminems

But ima Skittlez kid

This rainbow I give you for free tastin

I got you wrappers usin my lines like I fundipped them

N that's right I spelled rappers wit incorrection

I would have spelled in proper tense

But three u's spells unsatisfaction (and that's an ass whippin)

Unless you flip them

Then it's a cursive m

You see how I swerve on them

I use homonyms

Like would flip the three u's then what you got old wit an m

That's mold. That means yalls rhymes is rotten

My Forest of Pages

These are my Woodlands

Lines so sharp I'm paper cuttin

But I ain't parkin linkin

But I do ride Lincoln

I'm Abe Honestin

These folk got amnesia senses

They became a lil independent

N forgot about the kid

That's child abandonment

But I'm kiddin n playin

Nah I'm lyin

I been Hypin 1988 since

Everyone seems to forget the establishment

April consumation

January baby out the womb in

To the world I'm settin

The foundation

I'm gon be Bob the Builder n Fix This Glitch

I'm talkin architectural draftin

Rebuildin

New alignments

Since a lines meant

To grow straight in

Stop the curbin

These entusiastics

Has caused drastics

Changes

Wit strangers

Will Robinson's in danger

I can feed a man fish but he won't exchange it

Fishin for powerlines like an att temp kid

I think I lost you no significance

Yall folk focusin

On bars but not rememberin

That's what they capture us jn

Oooh n I know that was whitey tighty cleanin

Under wherein

Do these lines come from? I got you limboin

N it's later than it is early so I'm limo stretchin

Provin points like Nemo, hope you can find it

But I'm missin?

Nah yall jus Coralin

That means you Miss in

This movie mission

Dead to me so go ahead n get the gettin

You invisible always callin

Everythin

Impossible visions

Don't happen without envisions

That means the dreams have to be workin

My girl Cocoa got me though like the temptations

N i'm tempted

To end it (all)

But not for me cause I only lyrically do the killin

But for you cents you already silent

But got pennies to say for my thoughts n I ain't price shift

Gears cause haters lookin

For lingerin

Well here's Victoria's secret

Too many people finger pointin

Uncle Sammin'

Pointless.

Oops I think you missed it

See these lines be wavin

Right over your craniums

I use letters like planes so I can get fly with

A trivia crack word high with

Oscillatin fan whisk

That's a princess bride hi grip

This that baseball uniform needs laundry detergent

Crowd tidal wavin

As I slide in

Home basement

To be used for hide and seekin

N since I'm a wordsmith

N I don't boast my confidence (enough)

I'm going to let these statements get foolish

Get stupid

Get ignit

Use my noodle pit

From my Eastside and my Westside connections

Drink grabbin

Ice cube in

My ice t since it's 6 in the mornin

I'll bring out my toolkit

Use the tools I'm cool wit

Tried to screwdriver me but I got my monkeywrench

If you don't know me by now I'm Mc hammer quick

Yall know yall can't touch this

I'm simply red lovin

I'm too sexy for this album I'm right said Fredin

Family Guyin

Couldn't catch these lines if you were Frank or Wes Welker in the Dolphins

Kermit the frog herein

Large egos like stewie's head and little balls like Peter griffin

But you dogs wanna a bonin?

Thinkin cause you speaking like Brian

You get the cool whip

But yall jus cool whipped

N when it comes to the appeal of whippin

You babyfaces be screamin no i dont do bdsmin

But thats cool tho I don't fool wit

Whippets

I only wip it out when it calls for progression

And that's a work in

Gutter bowlin

No strikin

Lines as magnetic as lighnin

Uneven slices

Mathematical dices

3.14159 is

Rhymes unendin

I got people pinin (for more)

Sayin please baby please give me one mo hittin

But I ain't no Ike n

Tina down the river rollin

Tho i know yall teenin for the classics

Like I'm DeVante, K-Ci, Joel, & Dalvin

I get so sick

Pf the same songs playin

I swear it's like the universe be all 4 one against this movement

I'm quite feverish

But even at 19 I knew I was covid

Rhymes so ill they the deadliest

Catchin bullets

Rush hour bloopin

Guess I gotta dumb it down n get the stoopin

Folks out here gettin

Caught by the same old Charlie Brown football (Lucy) smokin

I love - they thought I said loosely

But I'm usually

Not a cannon but this BlackOutProduction

Got me up in amazement

In the first revision

It was 4:30 somethin

N I can burn these fumes till the word count is empty

I'm gettin itchy

You buggers buggin me

But I guess it's true what they say isn't it

It's a bug's life so you should expect some stingin

But I'm floatin

Like a butter flyin

Smoother than a criminal an I ain't lyin

I may got the eye of the tiger but I got the roarin mane of a lion

Damn does it stink in here oh no wait that's jus my dragons breath - I'm spittin hot fire

Wired like a secret agent

Create Success Investigation

These criminal minds

Are lyrical ties

To dress you up n get ready for I's

I pledge allegiances

I do marry you death do us part tills

Stills in I's

Like I's solemnly swear that I am up to semicolons

No good riddance

From first to last

Again I am a lyricist

I will use my two arms to strum my pain with this stringed instrument

This kyre its jus

My Greek Day of recognitions

Oops my Green day

I'll be captain planet

Savin the earth will be one of my serenist moments

Altoid break in

Playin linemen tic tac toe in poundin offense

Hashtaggin defense

Somebody please wake me up when September ends

Cause you family guys are still wishin I loop a line for cool whip again

Please cool it now then

Make sure you call me the new Indiana Jones wit the cool whippin sense

Tomb raidin jt

Why is it people will sign their name next to an X for treasure huntin

But won't walk the plank to sign next to the X line of friendship

Diggin up artifacts that's ancient

Has your cookie dipped in yet?

I'm thick in the thinnin of LeBron James' hair ulignment

n if you already know that you can't have pie without cool whip

Why'd you make me flip it

I guess it's cause the u n on top of each other is in perfect alignment

On this track I'm racin

I'm only speakin one thing about equation

And that's The United Nations.

(Emphasis on the H'in)

Forest of Pages (Sounds of The Great Lakes)

By Mr. PoetAll

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intyaleglorfindeliel · 2 years

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AI-Generated Fanfic Summaries, pt. 3

After viewing the chaos caused by the ratings system prompt, I took that parameter out and kept running the bot. It ran for quite a while before crashing, but I feel like it got progressively more demented. 42 pieces of garbage below.

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Summary: When Jax's mother decides to leave him, will Finn join her? Or try to live a normal life with nothing but books and his mom's heart?

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Summary: One day when Lucy is walking home from school in Boston, she meets and immediately falls in love with another girl who happens to be at school playing computer games. Unfortunately, this doesn't end well for the two friends.

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Summary: The most popular superhero in the world has been accused of murder. And though they have no proof against Superman, the Justice League find themselves facing a new enemy—a criminal mastermind who has the ability to defeat anything that attempts to stop him.

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Summary: In one of the greatest challenges of all time, a group of young people must choose between standing up to someone who is holding the future of humanity in their hands or betraying their friends and allies.

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Summary: The day is dark and stormy, the rain is hard, and there's no sign of Michael Scofield. What will become of these characters left to fend for themselves?

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Summary: Sansa makes a deal with Jon Snow to take over as Handmaidens and make it possible for someone else to die.

42. Title: Second Skin Fandom: Xena Warrior Princess, Avatar:The Last Airbender Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal / Steven Yeun

Summary: Youngest daughter Mia lives in seclusion inside the wall surrounding Pandora's ark. Her mother dies during childbirth, leaving Mia with her father on earth. She struggles to find a relationship with anyone besides Alex as well as the memory of her dead mother. She eventually escapes from the walls and falls in with the human tribe. Unfortunately for her, they are no less dangerous than she is.

#text generation #i feel like the bot wanted to kill me by the time it crashed

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iustusetpeccator · 5 years

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@gxtenoughnxrve answered:

This, as many things Viktor Krum, international Quidditch star and notorious grump says, earns him a sideways glance from Ginny.

“Is that a bad thing?” she asks. “Uneventful?”

Gwenog would kill her if she knew Ginny were sitting around fraternizing with a Puddlemere United player (the third one she’s fraternized with this week actually, Wilda being the first and Oliver the second). But Gwenog also can’t begrudge her this moment of relative peace, tucked away from any curious onlookers, safely cocooned in a Muggle garden in the back of a Muggle church: an excellent place to sit and eat.

She suspects she already knows his answer. A few years have passed, but in the slight hunch of his shoulders there is an echo of the boy who’d hidden in the library more often than not in an effort to escape a school of prying eyes.

“You know what was uneventful?” she continues easily, leaning back into the bench and watching a few London pigeons bob amongst the graves. “You catching the Snitch not thirty minutes into the damn match. Neat and tidy, didn’t even know what had happened until my feet hit the ground. What happened to showmanship, eh? A little excitement?”

The corner of his mouth twitches up, and Ginny crosses one foot over the other, pleased.

“Not a load of uneventful happiness at that press junket, thanks very much.” It’s good to tease a colleague; good to sit with a friend. “Gwenog rearranged our whole training schedule, it was a bloody mess.”

Was uneventful bad? Viktor supposed not; he’d always preferred the quiet life—and no, the irony of his international career wasn’t lost on him. It had more been an observation about how little there was to talk about when things were just... ticking along. Human beings seemed to bond best in times of adversity, united by their common struggles, be it full-scale war or just that one really annoying teammate everyone hated.

But he and Ginny... What did they have to complain about these days—busy schedules and minor injuries?

He was just about to say something deep regarding the fleeting nature of happiness when she took the conversation in an entirely different direction, and the quiet chuckle that escaped him belied his surprise. Only Ginny could tease him about something like that with a straight face.

“Do you expect me to apologise for being good at my job?” he replied casually, his expression lightening up a little. There was a reason he liked spending time with her, and it mostly had to do with the way she could draw him out of his thoughts oh-so effortlessly.

“Maybe Gwen should focus on scouting you a better Seeker, if you’re struggling so much,” he continued, a definite teasing note stealing into his voice. It wasn’t a fair comment; the Harpies were one of the best teams all-around, especially since Ginny had joined. Even so, it felt good to turn the joke on her for once. “One that cares more about winning than showmanship.

“Or if you can’t afford it, I can give Parkin a few lessons—pro bono. I like to do my part for charity.”

#he really is such a grumpypants #like what kind of person can be having lunch in the sun with a friend #and complaining they've got it too easy??#i'm sorry #on the other hand he does have a sense of humour at least #char: viktor krum #viktor: post war #t: vkgw002 #queued

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 19 days

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The Sleepy Kitten Cafe 🐱💤

(The Drakes Spoiled Brat. (im sorry dad))

Ill solidify an actual layout design later (since this will become a major setting for most of the fic) BUT for now you get a shitty collage design Edit- Fuck it I was gonna wait till post chapter 7 but I decided to publish now so here you go!

Info (may or may not become relevent in the fic, I just think is neat also for my own reference)

Located on The Narrows of Gotham city

All utensils and containers are thrifted so none of them match

Upstairs lounge is a mini library/book store

They sell baked goods and have a shitty service window where you can order diner style food/snacks

Regular game nights/other events (including jazz night which Tim vehelementaly refuses to attend)

Not uncommon for random strays to come hang out (no one tell their manager)

Have a photo wall of regular customers (it took several weeks of begging before Tim allowed Gwen to snap his pic and pin it up)

They have a whole buisness card holder on the counter people can advertise their shit

Owned by a former hippie from Washington and her husband from Sikkim

Almost gets robbed once a week but hey its Gotham, what can you do? (emphasis on almost)

Employees (named thus far, who I will also probably draw later)-

Gwen Parkins she/her- Main Barista Alans (Tims) BFF, utter sweetheart, but will cry if yelled at. Also plans like 80% of the work events. Wears clips in her hair that are "on theme" for whatever event is for the day (cat ones for work obvi) Never checks her bank account so doesnt notice Tim slipping in an extra 500-3k every month (tax free of course) and she ends up saving or donating half of it anyways. From the Narrows.

Zeek (Ezikel) Zoref he/they- Cook/Security Very open stoner, likes bullying his friends (kinda an asshole, but will apologize if too far), also loves Gotham for the fact he can and will fist fight customers given the oppertunity, and there are PLENTY of oppertunies. Carries around a bat. Almost became a Joker Goon out of nessesity but by sheer happenstance he tried robbing Alan who somehow got him an interview at the Cafe, even with zero experience. (Owes his life, but will never admit it) Allergic to mint and mourns mint gum everyday. From Crime Alley.

Obsidian Fowler they/them- Manager/Barista The reason shit gets done, newly recognized artist, meticiously does inventory because they find it fun. Gets stressed about hygine when his coworkers keep sneaking random strays in the cafe, but weak to begging. Did not give in when they brought in a Raccoon. Keeps offering Alan a job because "Please I cannot be the only competent member here" From Old Gotham.

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 18 days

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The Sleepy Kitten Cafe- Main Staff

They arent even in the chapter yet- but I love them and I couldnt wait to share them (I fucked up so many things in this piece but I refused to redo, also ill give them better outfits LATER)

Gwen Parkins- She/Her (Main Barista) Loves Chai and all things Lemon. Hates tight clothes so 90% of her wardrobe is flowy shirts and wild patterned skirts that somehow don't clash. Once snuck a raccoon into the cafe after losing her contacts and mistaking it for a stray cat. Zeek (Ezekial) Zorof- He/They (Cook/Self appointed Security) Go to shift drink is an actual sugar nightmare coffee thats smothered in whip cream and caramel, loves mint and curses god everyday that hes allergic (doesn't stop him). Owns a tattoo gun, has used it, refuses to show the tattoos. Once tried to gaslit his manager to keep a feral raccoon after his coworker mistook it for a stray cat. Obsidian Fowler- They/Them (Sub Barista and Manager) (Their parents own the shop) Drinks either Fruity teas or a 7 shot espresso drink that tastes like utter despair (you can tell their mood by their drink order) also very fond of chocolate. Got roped into the family buisness and is now convinced the place will burn if they take more than a few days off. Once had to deal with being gaslit that what was very obviously a raccoon was actually just a very round and weird patterned cat.

Fic link + Summary below

Summary on A03-

Tim Drake died at seventeen, his family long broken beyond repair. A Cuckoo finally rid from the nest.

But when he wakes up in his time, but now just a year after the Graysons death and appearance of the first Robin. Tim wouldnt let his family suffer again, even if it meant he couldnt join them.

Bruce Wayne is not "Brucie Wayne" Tim Drake is not "Timothy Drake"

They are both personas, a front to prevent people from looking at whats really under the surface. But sooner or later Tim should have known Gotham being a city of secrets, nothing stays buried forever. Especially not when the bats get involved with their trashy next door neighbor whose behavior seems more and more contriditory.

Tim had saved them all more times than he could count, maybe this time they could return the favor.

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 12 days

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Im obsessed

Official renders for the cafe staff (because I cant draw for shit so HERO FORGE TO THE RESCUE- I pay for premium for a REASON )

If you see this and are like "wtf"?? check out my Tim "Breaks the fucking timeline and removes himself from the family for the "greater good" beacause hes a dumbass" and these are his friends

Fic link here.

#the drakes spoiled brat #sunny renders #hero forge #my beloved <33 #gwen parkins #ezekiel zorof #obsidian fowler #zeek zorof #the sleepy kitten cafe #sleepy kitten cafe #trash tim au #tim drake angst #tim drake #dc cardinal #oc reference

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 13 days

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Loved the newest chapter as usual. Just gotta say, fuck is that accurate when it comes to café workers. At least for me. My shop is so badshit insane that all of us don't really give a fuck. We were hanging out in the store during a gas leak (don't do that). Fucking had a drug bust outside and didn't bat an eye. So them being super chill with Spoiler is too true. Also the just being an asshole at work thing. Too true. Love Zeek so much.

Thank you!!

And absolutely, I haven't worked in a cafe but I have worked in a cafe style food truck and a shitty chicken joint drive thru so I get the chaos of food service. Add onto that it being in Gotham?? But i'm glad it holds true to your experience (albeit very concerning experiences???)

You always have that one asshole coworker who comes in handy when dealing with creeps/asshole customers in turn. Zeek is beloved <33

#the drakes spoiled brat #trash tim au #the sleepy kitten cafe #zeek zorof #gwen parkins #obsidian fowler #tim drake #dc cardinal

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