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falloutjuli · 1 year

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After a long debate with myself slelf I gave up and said “Fuck it, we publishing this now”. I felt like something was missing but I cannot for the life of me find out what. Anyways, Im hella down for a potential second part, so lemme know if yall would be interested in it, I‘d make the reader afab in that one tho.

Btw unless specified, I normally try to keep the reader gender neutral.

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NSFW Johnny x Reader - Talk dirty to me

Wordcount: roughly 2.2k

Short summary: Johnny discovers some mosquito bites on his companion and they get talking about some naughty stuff.

Warnings: Masturbation, Blowjob, Johnnys bug bite fetish, dirty talking, reader really likes some jockey from Kentucky (whoever that may be lmao)

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

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A book, campfire, a starry night sky, and two good friends. What more could one ask for? You certainly couldn't as you were comfortably laying down on your sleeping bag, skimming the pages of the book you picked up in the last town. It was just a little something to keep you busy during breaks.

"Whatcha readin'?" Johnny asked next to you, leaning over a little. You were laying on your stomach, not bothering to look over. "Romance novel. It's quite crappy though." You replied and Gyro let out his signature Nyo-ho-ho.

"Romance? Never took you for that kind of person." He said and sat down on his sleeping place. "I do not actually read it normally; I just took whatever I found in the store. But man, it's so bad. I feel sorry for anyone who got this with the genuine intention of enjoying it." You replied and closed the book. You'd make sure to grab a new one in the next town.

Gyro and Johnny just laughed before falling into a casual conversation that you just listened to. It was a nice relaxing Time in-between the heated race where you had to focus 100%. You sat up to get rid of your coat. It was more than warm enough, especially with the fire nearby, so you tossed it aside before laying back down. Your head found place on your crossed arms to rest and relax as you thought about which paths to take tomorrow.

Gyro and Johnny had stopped talking and silence lingered around the little camp. Your eyes looked up and saw Gyro laying down too, his signature hat placed onto his face. Looking over to you right you saw Johnny staring intensely at you, a slight blush on his cheeks.

"Johnny?" Once he heard his name spoken, he prayed his eyes away. "Yeah?" "Why were you staring at me?" Johnny hesitated, his head looking from left to right. "Eh, you got a mosquito bite." He pointed out, his finger pointing at your arm. You turned to have a look at it and sure enough, four bites, varying in sizes. "Ah shit, they got me through the coat." You cursed, not knowing which effect these insignificant bites had on your blond friend.

He coughed, still looking incredibly flustered. You laid your head back down on your arms, enjoying the rest and not paying much attention to Johnny's weird behavior. You only noticed something was off when his eyes constantly went to your arm throughout the next half an hour.

He didn't know you watched him through your hair that nicely covered your face. Was it maybe worry, that you might have gotten an infection? Mosquitos did carry diseases so it could explain his weird behavior. But that theory was out of the window when he hesitantly extended his arm to have his fingers brush over the bites. As soon as his fingers touched your skin, you felt incredibly hot, unsure what to do.

His expression seemed pained almost, as he was biting his lip, his eyes squinting. "Johnny?" You called out, feeling a little weirded out as you weren't sure how to interpret his doing. Never in your life have you seen someone turn around so fast, desperately trying to pretend that didn't happen.

"Johnny, I know you're awake."

"I'm not."

"Sure." You replied sarcastically and waited but he wasn't going to explain himself. You came closer, poking him in his side.

"Johnnnyyy. Explain yourself. I'm not mad or anything, I just wanna know whyyy." You whined, your poking continuing before he grabbed your hand and shushed you. He arched his back, checking on Gyro who was still soundly sleeping, not noticing the commotion.

"Okay. But don't tell any soul! I will shoot you if you dare to tell anyone!" He threatened, aiming his finger at you. "Promise." You said and sat cross legged. Johnny propped himself up with his arms, his face looking away as he hesitantly spoke.

"Well I... This is really embarrassing but... I have a bug bite fetish." You blinked a couple of times. "A. what." "B-Bug bite fetish." You nodded slowly, trying to process.

"So you find my mosquito bites hot?" Johnny let himself fall back onto his back, his hands coming up to cover his face. "Shut up." He said, as you chuckled slightly. "Nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone got their fantasies or fetishes." "Even you?" He moved his hands slightly to peer at you from under his beanie he had pulled down.

"Like I said everyone. I bet even Gyro does." You laughed and looked over to the Italian man.

"T-then tell me one of yours! That'd only make it fair!" You waited for a moment, pretending to think about it while scratching your chin. "Mhm, fine, for fairness after all." You shrugged, making Johnny finally remove his hands from his flustered face.

"I have this fantasy about riding." Johnny looked at you dumbfounded. "Riding? You mean as in horse riding?" You shook your head. Scooting even closer to him, you leaned down to his face. Your breath tickled his ear, which made the blond shudder.

"No, I really wanna ride this one genius jockey from Kentucky." Johnny’s eyes widened, he swallowed harshly, trying to get rid of the sudden feeling of suffocating from embarrassment.

"Do you?" He finally spoke, hearing you chuckle as soon as he said that. "Yeah. I wanna see his face as I show him I don't only ride horses. I wanna hear him say my name as I choke on his dick. I wanna show him what I can give him, shower him in praise as he marks me as his. God I really have a thing for that man." With that you drew back, looking at him.

His face was covered in a huge blush, his fingers fiddled with one another on his chest, the effect your words had clearly visible by the way his pants bulged. "Night Johnny!" You happily declared, content with your work, getting back on your bag to lay down and rest, a big smile stretched across your face.

"H-Hey!" He called out desperately, almost too loud before he remembered he wouldn't want Gyro to wake up to this. "You can't just go to sleep now!" His hand shook your shoulder as your back was facing towards him. The way he reacted to all of this had you giddy.

"I can't? I thought we were just talking about fantasies! And I told you mine, so it's all said and done." You toyed with him, growing amused by how desperate he was to get a reaction from you. "Aw Darlin', come on, don't leave me hanging like that!" You bit your lip. Damn, that accent had you weak. That damn jockey from Kentucky.

"Well... I guess it'd be rude to get you all worked up like that. But i will need something from ya." Johnny stared at you impatiently, only wanting to hear your demand.

"Beg." You stated dryly, smirking when he shyly looked away trying to hide his reddening face.

"Please. Please help me get some relieve." You laughed and presented him the bitten shoulder. You looked at him through half lidded eyes as you spoke. "You sound pretty like that. I might need that incorporated in my own fantasies." "How dirty." "Rich coming from the guy begging." You got him there.

Johnny knew it was better to not get too snarky otherwise you could easily decide to not help him anymore, so he pushed his sassy side aside to play by your rules. "Why don't you tell me more about that Kentucky guy thing?" He asked as his hand wandered down into his pants.

"Oh him?" You made sure to get seated between his legs as you continued. "Well... He's just the prettiest guy ever. Man, those strong arms make you wish he uses them on you. I mean God, I wanna be pinned by him." Johnny’s breath staggered, and you looked down to his lower half to see his hand wrapped around his cock, stroking it.

"And you wanna ride him?" You nodded, enjoying the image of said scenario. You kept your eyes closed as you continued talking. "I once saw a good bit of his torso while he changed shirt. Wow. That's when I first had that thought. I just wanna show him how good I can make him feel, ride him until he begs me to stop." Johnny leaned forward, his forehead resting on your shoulder and his heavy, irregular breath hit your skin, giving you goosebumps.

"You think he would do that?" He asked. "Potentially? I mean you can never know. I always try to imagine what face he will make when he cums. How it'd feel if his hands grip into my skin, leaving marks. I sometimes wonder if he'd mark me."

"I bet he would." Johnny answered, his answer barley a whisper mixed with soft moans as his hand keeps working on himself. It felt so special that he played along to your little game. "Oh, to be his. Sometimes when I'm on the road with him, I only think about him in dirty ways. I'm a hopeless case." Johnny’s tongue flicked over your shoulder, giving the bites a careful lick. He could feel you shudder.

"Wow darlin' you sure got a dirty mind." You wanted to snarkily reply so badly, but you much rather listened to his breathless whispers against your skin. "To know you so shamelessly think about that guy all day long..." You nodded absentmindedly. Slowly you turned your head to him, waiting until he lifted his head to look at you too. The image of his lust filled eyes, the flustered expression and his dick in his hand was now forever engraved in your brain.

"If Gyro wasn't so close by... The...the Things I would do to you... They'd make even him blush." "Same here." He replied before biting his lips. He imagined those things and it felt suddenly even harder to control himself.

"What would you do?" You questioned. "I'd already have you on me, fulfilling what you were fantasizing about. I want you to scream my name." "For you I'd do anything." A sort of starring contest broke out between you too as you only looked at one another with hungry eyes. Damned be Gyro.

At last, you made the move to slowly get down, trying to not break eye contact while doing so. Carefully you shooed his hand away from his cock to replace it with yours. As soon as you did you could notice that Johnny's breath hitched, making you smirk. With great anticipation, Johnny watched you dragging your tongue from bottom to top before a chunk of his dick disappeared in your mouth.

The blond threw his head back, a moan escaping his lips before he quickly pressed his hand upon it to keep quiet. His reactions only motivated you more, making sure to put extra care in everything you did. Your tongue swirled around his tip when you weren't busy seeing how deep you could take him in.

Seemingly pleased with your efforts the hand that previously kept his mouth shut now found its way into your hair, gripping it from time to time while you worked away on him. It didn't take long until you could tell by his breath, whimpers and suppressed moans that he was getting close.

Determined to end with a bang you bobbed your head up and down a few more times before taking in as much as you could with a hum. The sensation of it and the sight was too much for Johnny to handle and so he came deep in your throat.

You patiently let him ride it out, giving him one final lick to clean him up, before getting up, letting him watch you swallow his cum.

The confident smile that adorned your lips was now forever stuck in his mind. With the back of your hand, you wiped away any leftover saliva around your mouth before getting up to get your water canteen.

Johnny was left behind still feeling high on life before he too quickly fixed himself up. A bit of awkwardness lingered in the air now that the deed was done. Johnny awkwardly got back to his sleeping bag to lay there staring at the sky and you soon did the same.

You twiddled with your thumbs, all confidence from before gone now. The silence was only broken when Johnny decided to break it.

"Hey Y/N?" You hummed, signaling for him to continue. "How about at the end of the stage, when we stay at the hotel, we take a break from Gyro?"

"To do what?" A moment passed before he answered.

"For you to show that Kentucky guy your riding skills?" You had to smile, a chuckle even escaping you.

"Sounds good to me."

The awkwardness drifted away to be replaced by comfort and warmth. You two went from looking at the stars to looking at each other. You adored the way his blond hair fell around his face, framing it perfectly and pretty blue eyes that looked at you. That damn Kentucky guy would now even more dominate your thoughts, especially since you still had a good bit of way to cover until the stages end. Damned be Johnny.

#johnny joestar x reader #jjba johnny #jjba x reader #jjba johnny x reader #johnny joestar #steel ball run

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spacexseven · 2 years

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omg i REMEMBER that line from when I read the day I picked up dazai! very good LN I liked it a lot. maybe that line made me subconsciously start thinking about eelzai lol.

I've been meaning to bug u more about yanderes As Is My Brand but I have SO MANY ideas banging around in my cavernous skull that I end up not being able to pick one and just rambling like a lunatic in my notes app. I will share a little bit about sea monster dazai since he was brought up, though: I've been considering two big things. 1) I remember a while ago reading that there is a belief that a mermaids kiss can allow you to breathe underwater, if dazai happens to learn about THAT little tidbit of information you KNOW hes gonna run away with it! or, swim away with it, rather. he has to test this new theory right away! come on, get in! he has ZERO ulterior motives for insisting you let him kiss you its JUST an experiment come on please? Please? or if we're going with the storyline where ur mad at him for such a frivolous reason as he attacked and tried to eat you (it was only gonna be a BITE! see, not so bad! its was all a misunderstanding pls come back...) it could be a little stunt on his end to get you to trust him again, etc. hed be a bit frustrated if the effect was only temporary, as this puts a wrench in his plan to take you down to his cave and keep you there forever, but the silver lining is now he can demand kisses from you every few hours and have an excuse as to why. 2) in most depictions of sea monsters I've seen, even ones that are mostly humanoid, theyre rather large! like, almost completely dwarfing pirate ships level large! can probably pick a human up with one hand large! there's even a scene in the little mermaid where Ursula gets that big, so do you think dazai would be able to do that? maybe he sticks to a manageable- but still rather Long thanks to the tail- size usually out of laziness and a desire to stick near the shallow shores (cuz he likes the food better, not cuz thats where his little darling lives. just a coincidence.) where there's less room for him to get to his full size. but once he's in the open ocean? ohhh boy.... maybe try to avoid going put too far on any boats, darling, lest dazai decides to start showing off.

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finally answering this oh my god i am so sorry again for the delay 100/10 would read ur notes app rambles you have so much fun thoughts it's insane

cw: yandere character, obsessive behavior, non-con kissing, descriptions of sea monster! dazai (including him being unnaturally large, eel-like body, sharp teeth, etc), manipualtive behavior

please don't proceed if any of the warnings make you uncomfortable!!

i do hc eelzai (cute name btw) as being Huge. he can sort of 'elongate' his body when he needs it, but usually sticks to a length of around 10 feet. thing is, when he's underwater and darling is on the surface, they can't tell how big he actually is. relative to regular people, dazai does have larger hands, but it isn't to an alarming extent. it's pretty normal for something not-human to be bigger than an ordinary human, after all. i'd think it's easier to navigate this way, 'cos dragging around a long body isn't the most efficient way of getting around. there's no doubt in my mind he can definitely go bigger. pirate ship big? possibly, but he hasn't really tried to see how much he can grow. it's too much trouble, too easy for some pesky human to spot him. if darling wanted to see, though, he would entertain them without a thought.

THE KISS THING that's so cute actually but not so much in this context. eelzai hears about this from chuuya (aka the most reliable source of information in the seas) and immediately decides it is the perfect solution for all his problems. now he has an excuse to kiss darling all the time, and can keep them with him underwater where their annoying human companions won't bother them. in the 'darling is mad because dazai is insane and tries to attack them' timeline, dazai lures darling in with the promise of breathing underwater despite not knowing if the kiss theory holds any water. what if mermaids were referring to sirens, like chuuya, and not monsters like him? of course he doesn't tell darling this, opting to just lie through his teeth about how they can finally see all the pretty things under the sea up close. what did they mean, asking if he was telling the truth? does he look like a liar? would he risk darling's safety over a rumour? he's almost offended by their lack of trust in him.

fortunately for him, it does work. unfortunately for darling, it has a pretty short duration period. this means if they want to stay longer, they have to kiss him more. dazai thinks it's an amazing deal, of course. but if this happens to a darling who isn't very well acquainted with dazai yet, it's just terrifying to be dragged underwater and sloppily kissed and later dragged down deep by a large monster with too-sharp teeth and a dangerous look in his eyes.

#yandere bsd #yandere x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #yandere bungou stray dogs #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #dazai 🐟#yandere dazai x reader #yandere dazai x reader #yandere dazai #yandere dazai osamu #dazai x reader #ask 🐟#bsd 🐟#anon 🐟#dazai 🩹 🐟#mer au 🐟#eelzai 🐟#kidding but it's a cute tag no?#idk about you but freakishly large eelzai is totally up my alley lolol

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 3 years

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S/O of Jamil adopting a himalayan cat and named it Jameow caused both of them has that "I'm so done" expression X,D (btw happy summer, Raven)

*WHEEZES* JAMEOW-- (P.S. Happy summer to you too, Anon!)

Curiouser and Curiouser...

“... I fail to see the resemblance,” Jamil declares (while making the exact same “I’m so done” face as Jameow). “And of all the possible names you could have chosen, you had to go with a pun?”

He’s not nearly as amused as you are, especially not when you ask to take a “family” photo together. Jamil soon finds himself sitting with a cat smushed against his left cheek and you smushed against his right cheek, and smiling for a selfie that he wanted no part of. Like it or not, he’s now got another animal to look after.

When you’re busy with club activities or homework, Jamil’s often the one catsitting for you. Despite not being very pleased with your pet’s name (or its general behavior), Jamil treats his cat counterpart well. He’s already so used to looking after Kalim’s 101 pets that he feels obligated to be nice to Jameow, too. (Plus, he knows you’d appreciate it!)

Jamil pays careful attention to your instructions on how to look after your cat. He even goes out of his way to be extra. For example, Jamil makes fancy homemade meals, like fresh fish tartare, for Jameow. (Only the best for his beloved’s pet!)

He and Jameow quickly develop the habit of getting into staring contests or sizing the other up whenever they’re in the same room. They have a lot of pride, and they’ll stake it on whether or not they can intimidate the other with just a look.

Jameow often gets in the way of Jamil’s chores (which annoys him to no end). The cat might nap in the laundry basket, or make a big hissy fuss about getting bathed... and Jamil deals with the inconveniences like a champ (though it is a test on his patience).

They both hate bugs! Sometimes Jameow will manage to swat a fly before Jamil can, which earns him a nod of approval and maybe head pats or extra premium grade tuna.

He goes out of his way to purposefully buy Jameow octopus and eel-shaped toys to chew on and bat around. What’s more, he encourages the cat to go wild on those toys. (When you teasingly ask why he specifically picked those shapes, Jamil responds with a straight faced “No particular reason,” but you know better.)

He actually takes great joy in playing with Jameow. Jamil’s favorite activity is actually dangling a little feathered teaser toy and watching the cat on his hind legs, aggressively swiping at the colorful feather. Like a puppet on strings, while Jamil is the puppeteer—

Jamil shoos Jameow away when he’s doing something important, but you’d be surprised how readily he caves to a pleading look. Jamil might grumble and complain that “you’re needy, just like your owner”, but he’ll still crouch down to give a scratch behind the ears or a good head pat. Curse cats and their cuteness.

A sleepy Jameow will recline in Jamil’s lap while he strokes the cat and recounts his day (aka vents about the idiotic things he had to put up with earlier). You’ll return to pick up Jameow, only to find that they’ve fallen asleep against one another! They really are alike, you think to yourself as you take a photo of the adorable scene to show Jamil when he wakes up.

#twst x reader #Jamil Viper #Jamil Viper x Reader #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #Reader #self insert #curiouser and curiouser

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jesslockwood · 3 years

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Photo Opportunities

Word Count: 2.7k

Pairing(s): Tom Holland x Actress!Reader

Warnings: FLUFF with a slightly (barely) suggestive sentence towards the end

A/n: damn I can't write anything except actress reader? smh but this is for @londonspidey ‘s sit-com Writing challenge (ik I'm early lol) but I was so excited I wrote the whole thing in one go lmao the prompt is bolded!

Calling yourself a fan was an understatement. You were obsessed with anything and everything marvel. And oddly enough, you could after today say you were in the club. It wasn’t a public fact yet, until later that day actually, at the Marvel panel at comic con that you were being announced as the actress for the character, Felica Hardy and no one else knew except for the people who cast you and your best friend who signed an NDA. You were technically still a known actress for your roles on television mainly as Thalia on the PJO Disney + series and a couple of still decently sized films.

You were currently wrapping up signing autographs for fans of yours for today. Your team had planned it out so it wasn’t suspicious that you were at the con with a few of your castmates scattered doing other junkets and press so people wouldn’t guess who they were acting as the cast for new marvel projects.

You had been planning to go meet your best friend, who wasn’t in the industry before getting a text that she bought you both a photo-op with someone and she wouldn’t tell you who. You couldn’t only assume it was a marvel actor that you would indeed, freak out.

Y/b/n: btw I brought you a mask. I get the wig lol.

You: please tell me it doesn’t cover my full face. Also, how are we posing?

Y/b/n: I bought as many photo ops as I could so a lot of different ones, And if I tell you the poses it’ll spoil it.

You: is this with the money I pay you to be my assistant with? Lol fine I’m omw with security

Y/b/n: maybe…

Y/b/n: and they’ll need more backup security for who we’re getting a photo op with than you do for your hellfire.

You roll your eyes before taking your stuff and exiting the booth, before heading out the backways with staff security and your detailed security for the day. You only had security because you wanted to explore the con when you weren’t needed.

Your best friend had also been your assistant for the con weekend, but you didn’t want her to be confined to you the whole three days so when she could, you would let her explore it, at least she could experience it as a fan, right?

When you made it to that part of the building, you wanted to wait in line with her, which your security didn’t agree to so she texted you when there were about five people ahead of her. She was one of the last in line, with you asking her to be kind, so others would get their chance to be first with whomever it was.

When she texted you and your detailed exit, getting a few stares and others taking their phones out to either take photos or tweet, you wave at them before joining your best friend in line.

“Here,” she says before handing you none other than a black cat mask before she puts on a red wig.

You glare at her slightly trying to not make a scene, before putting it on.

“I’m assuming you're Mary Jane?” you laugh figuring out that it had to be someone from Spider-Man.

“How’d you- never mind.” She laughs with you.

She then explains how she’s going to pose for your five photo ops, joking in between how she should “get a raise for this”.

You catch sight of him before sucking in your breath. This was either going to go down amazingly or terribly, there was no in-between with you.

“Excuse Me, are you Y/n Y/l/n?”

You turn around and are met by some fans who were standing in line behind you.

“I am! How’s your con going?” you ask politely to the two of them.

“It's going amazing! We love you as Thalia! Could we maybe get a picture? Only if it’s okay?”

“Of course! Thank you for supporting me!” your best friend grabs their phone to take the photo, before you take off the mask, and stand between the two fans, and your best friend snaps a few photos.

“Thank you so much! And Are you fans of Tom?”

You start slowly walking back to catch up to the line.

“Yeah, I love him as Spiderman, but I also enjoy his other roles. He's very talented, I'd love to work with him one day!”

“Have you seen him in Uncharted? We love Him as Nathan drake!”

“I have, he was amazing per usual! How are you two posing with him?”

They show you their innovative pose. You laugh and tell them it's great before you have to wish them goodbye before heading up for your turn for the photo op.

“How do we want to pose- hang on, I recognize you!”

You freeze slightly before your friend mouths for you to flirt. You look down at the mask in your hand before getting into character and saying “Of course you do Spidey, I'm always causing you trouble.” you put on the mask and wink.

He seems slightly stunned, laughing, feeling like he’s seen you somewhere, not only because he found you extremely gorgeous, while in his peripheral vision he sees his brother/ assistant, Harry waving like a madman on the side.

Your friend directs you both through the poses, first, one both him putting “webs” onto you as she looks over his shoulder, the second one, both of you kissing his cheeks, the third, all jumping in the air in your best superhero poses, the fourth one she gets a photo op alone and the last one she gives to you,

“Seriously, who are you?”

“Your Wildest dreams, baby,” you say, taking off the mask.

Your best friend yells “freestyle” from the sidelines before Tom dips you, gently, with you shocked, holding the mask out with your free arm and the photo captures that moment.

He gently helps you stand back up fully, not before you drop the mask.

“Nice moves Spider-Man.”

“Not so bad yourself, Black Cat.”

You laugh before, taking off with your best friend, well more her dragging you to the printing station leaving the mask behind. Tom picks it up before shoving it in his back pocket to hopefully give back if he could find you.

`You were sitting in the green room, trending on Twitter before you were actually supposed to be trending on Twitter, and god knows where else.

Someone had snuck a video of you and Tom, up till him dipping you, and a video of you interacting with the fans in the line.

Your Y/b/n was currently reading off some tweets out loud

“‘A kind queen we stan.’ I agree, I also agree with ‘Date her if you can't date me tom!!!’.

‘THALIA AND PETER PARKER??? My two fandoms have collided.’ same, same. Oo this one says, ‘if she ain’t playing black cat I will sue marvel.’ I'm dying at the reply ‘She needs to post the photos or I'll sue her!’. This one’s funny, ‘she could squash him like a bug in heels but he liked his queen like that.’.”

She pauses watching you texting.

“Y/n? Y/n?”

“What? Sorry I was only half listening. I was texting my publicist. She said to stay on the DL until tonight.

“Well we should get food, you haven't eaten since this morning.”

“By the way, your show has shot to number one on Disney +. Also, you have like three times the followers you had before, probably cause you're trending on every platform, even Tumblr!”

“Wow you should just become my social media manager now.” you joke trying to ease the joy yet weirded out feeling in your stomach.

“Does that come with a raise? Because after today I've spent way too much of what I'm paid.” she jokes back.

After finishing his photo ops Tom asked Harry who she was and to find out. By the time he finished autographs for the day, Tom and Harry walked to the panel room in the back for announcements, one that included him for the new Avengers movie, while Harry gave him the rundown.

“So she’s an actress, she plays Thalia on Disney plus’ Percy Jackson series, and that's her most known project. The other girl with her is her assistant best friend, and now she's trending everywhere. People dug up some old photos of her being a marvel/Spider-Man fan, so there's that. And she's here at the con for the rest of the weekend. She's doing photo ops tomorrow at one, and yes she's single from what I gather since you were looking at her like this.” he makes a weird face before tom smacks him.

“And plus you have time in your schedule to get a photo op with her, that is if you eat lunch quickly.”

That gave Tom an idea.

“Harry I’m going to need you to book me one, oh and help me find a Spider-Man costume!” He says, before leaving harry to do ‘assistant’ work. entering the green room for the announcements, watching them announce a new movie.

“We are so excited to announce to the Marvel Universe, and spider-verse-” that perked tom’s ears, “-directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, and today we are announcing our amazing Miss Felicia Hardy, please give a warm welcome to the stage, Your Black Cat!”

You suddenly emerged in an aisle way, dressed in all black with a leather jacket, black ankle boots, and of course black sunglasses indoors.

The music is marvel music until it suddenly changes after a recorded laugh from you into “I can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus”.

You start owning the music while saying hi and touching fans’ hands. You decide to take off your sunglasses and throwing them to a fan, for them to keep, before getting on stage.

“What a Performance from the one the only Y/n Y/l/n!”

You laugh, being met with the loudest applause you had heard all con before being handed a Mic.

“Thank you but I'm a terrible dancer.” You Joke.

Tom was staring at the screen stunned. You had been the black cat all along. You were in the marvel universe and spidey one, so he'd definitely be seeing more of you. The hard part is that you seemed so genuine when you talked, interacted with fans and was no doubt, stunning.

“Better close your mouth or the flies will get in.” Tom turns around to find the voice of none other than his friend slash bully, Sebastian Stan, along with Anthony Mackie.

“Looks like the kid has a crush!” Anthony laughs, pointing to the screen you were on.

“I-I don’t! I don’t even know her!” Tom tries to come to his own defense, hopelessly.

“She’s got you whipped already don’t even deny it.” Harry comes in, joining the teasing of one, Tom Holland.

“Maybe we can invite her out for drinks tonight, then fanboy over here can meet her, and then probably scare her off!” Anthony mentions.

“You haven’t looked on the internet? They’ve already met.” Seb says, before showing Anthony twitter.

Anthony stands there slightly shocked before bursting into laughter.

“Well, she’s damn well a keeper for Tom since she obviously likes him.”

A staff member peaks their head in the green room to tell Tom he’s up next.

“Well, that’s my cue to leave you two!”

On the other hand, you were on an adrenaline high from being on stage, and seeing all the fans. You knew tomorrow was going to be crazy, as you expected people to book your photo op left and right since the announcement.

You had decided to decline an offer from your fellow marvel universe castmates, Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie, which they so graciously told you that whenever you’re free, the offer still stood.

You had gotten to your hotel room seeing your phone blowing up on the social media apps for the second time that day.

You responded to the important stuff, before heading to bed, knowing it was going to be hectic.

You had been right, it was absolutely insane, the number of people who showed up. You had fully booked all your time slots for photo ops. You had seen so many people dressed up in marvel cosplay, ranging from Loki to Ironman, even some people dressed up as your character, which was wildly insane to see.

You had been nearing the end of the line and had enjoyed every moment with the fans, and you couldn’t wait for your autographing session later that day, to truly get a chance to talk to the fans and connect with them and how they felt about you being their beloved Black Cat.

After a few more photos, posing how they wanted, you see a fully dressed, head to toe, mask and all, Spider-Man. You had seen some spider-mans but most took off their masks to snap a picture. The person was the last in line.

“Hey Black Cat.” The southern American accented voice tells you, seeming very familiar.

“Hey, Spider, what poses do you have up your sleeve?” you ask kindly.

“I bought a few, Cat.” they laugh.

“Okay, You can do whatever a spider can right?” you pull out a line out of the comics jokingly.

“I can do flips if that’s what you’re asking.”

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.” you laugh.

“I really can, but this is one.”

He gets down on one knee, holding a black cat mask instead of a ring. The photographer captures the shocked expression on your face.

“I- Don’t- What- Spider I-”

“Ow My feelings…” Suddenly their voice changes into a British accent before they pull off the mask to reveal-

“Tom?”

“I guess you don’t have a spidey sense darling?” The photographer captures the moment without warning eating the moment up.

You laugh at that.

“I guess you found out my true identity Spider. And it’s nice to officially meet you, Tom.”

He laughs, just as nervous as you, he notices he has gotten closer to you and a strand of hair loosely is blowing in your face, so naturally, he pushes it behind your ear. Another snap of the camera can be heard.

“NOW KISS!” a voice belonging to your best friend yells from the side, mid-eating a churro.

You both laugh really hard at that.

The both of you calm down, slowly leaning lost in the moment. The camera snaps again. You both look at the photographer weirded out, and they just shrug.

“Wait can you actually do a flip?” you ask, pulling away, not wanting prying eyes aka the photographer, to pry in your business.

“I can, though I’d show you later, maybe in the greenroom?”

“That sounds naughty, but, sure.” you joke around.

He laughs before, you both take off from the area going to grab the photos.

After spending most of the day together when you could, you get Tom’s number, before heading back to your hotel room. He texts you as soon as you get back.

Spider: I had fun today, minus finding our assistants making out.

You: we should ‘snog’ too, it’ll gross them out ;)

You: I had fun too btw. Are you leaving tomorrow?

Spider: lol we should. And yeah an early flight, 6 am to be exact. Hbu?

You: Yeah me too... another day another dollar lol

Spider: ill miss you, Cat.

You: stop talking like we’ll never see each other again lol. As a matter of fact, come to my room, we’re watching a movie!

Spider: alright, I’ll order snacks.

You sigh smiling at your phone. You haven’t felt this giddy in a long time.

Your phone pings with a few Instagram notifications.

Tomholland2013 has started following you.

Tomholland2013 has tagged you in a photo.

You open Instagram to find the photo of him “proposing” to you posted.

“Ow, my leg, my- feelings...Welcome to the Universe, Cat.” the photo is captioned. You decide to post, the photo of him dipping you.

“So what do you say, Spider? Wanna help me pull off the Heist of the Heist of the Century?” you caption it, Before getting comfortable to watch a movie.

What an opportunity ;)

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myonepiece · 3 years

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Got any Blackbread crew fluffy headcanons?

of course! 💕

now for the blackbeard crew i generally do blackbeard, shiryu, catarina devon, van augur, laffitte, avalo, burgess, and doc q, but there are other crew members so if you want me to add them please tell me 😊

blackbeard crew fluff headcanons

-there is a surprising amount of deep talks, about dreams, fate, childhood, your relationship

-he's a total sucker for affection especially kisses, kiss him on the cheek and he'll turn red and start babbling, crawl onto his laps and wrap your arms around his belly nuzzling into him and he'll freeze mid sentence and stare at you like 😨

-so because of his size he can’t exactly cuddle with you to sleep, but you lay on his stomach up towards his neck so he can wrap his arms around you (he’s freaking tall)

-he’s very protective and gets jealous easily, except for the protective part he actually doesn’t get protective until he turns and sees you in trouble because honestly he doesn’t keep the closest eye on you at times

-he’s not one for pda but if you sit on his lap he’s okay with that, similar for in private, except you can hold his hand or lay on him and he’ll return it simply

-he’s very protective, i mean being a former impel down guard he has some experience protecting things, and obviously killing people, he has absolutely no problem killing someone who hurt you

-when he comes in really late at night and sees you sleeping already, he’ll pull the blanket up around you and gently stroke your cheep before getting ready for bed himself

-he’s a fan of your kisses especially on his cheek, he got used to them and began expecting them so in public he’ll just look okay you until you give him one, in private he’ll lean down and gesture to his cheek

-he freaking purrs 🥺 if you strikes his hair or caress his cheeks, when you cuddle or pepper his face with kisses, he starts purring

-he’ll take whatever you want, you see a necklace? you got it. you want those 5 dresses? you shall have it

-cuddling is his favorite, doesn’t matter what time of day he’ll go find you and pull you on top of him or lay across you and keep you there until he’s satisfied

-he loves having you sit on his lap while he eats, offering you bites here and there or chuckling when you open your mouth signaling for another bite

-he likes going on walks around whatever town you’re staying in, or on the island if you’re staying there, just walking around holding hands and chatting

-and there’s the lounging on the deck of the ship, standing by the railing with your hand on the would and avalo’s placed over yours

-i have this one fic where he's just poking you wwith his cane, so. yeah, he loves annoying you by jabbing you with his cane. when you're annoyed with him like after you've had a fight and you're ignoring him, he'll reach out and poke you until you yell. at him to stop then he just smiles

-he loves telling you stories about his past, the "demon sheriff" who was "too violent"

-when he comes into your cabin on the ship to get ready for bed (because he insists on sharing a room) he'll take off his top hat and place it on your head then get undressed and into his pjs (which are silk btw)

-he will not hesitate to murder someone who gets on your nerves, someone is annoying you there for annoying him there for needs to pay

-you always wake up completely trapped in his embrace, his long limbs wrapped around you while he buries his face in the crook of your neck, nape of your neck, chest, shoulder, ect. like completely trapped, you don't move until he does, if you try to move his embrace tightens a significant amount

-a lot, if not all, of the gifts she gives you are splattered with blood. it's just because she got it from the woman she killed, she thought you would like the the bracelet, ring, necklace, dress, shoes, etc

-she's definitely okay wwith pda, usually she'll have an arm around your waist or she'll carry you on her hip (she's tall okay)

-there's lots of kisses, makeouts yes but also little nose kisses in the morning, forehead kisses when you're having a soft quiet moment, kisses on your shoulder when you're cuddling

-she loves seeing you wear her clothes, especially her hat, whenever you walk into the room adorning the accessory she smiles brightly and points with an encouraging compliment

-I couldn’t think of much for this guy

-he’s a cuddle bug but his hugs are always a bit intense, he forgets how strong he is and how small you are compared to him and he ends up hurting you but he apologizes

-he lives to show off, every chance he gets he’s showing off for you and when he loses or gets embarrassed he gets snappy and cranky

-he tends to move around a lot in his sleep so you’ll occasionally wake up being smacked across the fake or with burgess rolling on top of you and/or pushing you off the bed

-i would say you could ride his horse with him but actually, he and his horse are incredibly sick and both of them barely have the strength to stand so you can't ride on the horse, you can however walk next to it while doc talks to you or holds your hand

-you can also feed his horse sugar cubes and doc always watches you like 🙂

-he either sleeps, or stays awake the whole night, if he sleeps then he's passed out on top of you or sprawled across the bed like a starfish, if he can't sleep he'll just lay in bed letting you sleep on him

-he likes to take you with him and give people the exploding apples for no reason except to see you smile at their suffering, he'll also show you how to make the apple if you want, he watches from teh. side while you hurry across a road dropping an apple and then the two of you giggle when it blows up on the poor person who picked it up

-he taught you a bit about how he reades fates with the flight patterns of birds and sometimes. he'kl test. you by asking if. you see anything

-he also tried to teach you to shoot but he's at a war with himself because you might need to learn and it could be fun, but you could get hurt too

-he's not the biggest cuddler or pda person, but if you initiate something he won't exactly push you away unless it's extravagant and really lovey-dovey

-when ever the crew is sitting down somewhere, van augur will either pull you into his lap or let you sit next to him and lean your head on his shoulder while you use his cape as a blanket

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astaroth1357 · 4 years

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The Obey Me Cast on a Camping Trip (Part One: Brothers)

Hey guys, thank you sooo much for getting me to 2,000 followers!! I honestly don’t know what to say... I never dreamed that this little hobby of mine would reach so many eyes, and I can’t be more grateful. At a time in my life where things feel so chaotic and uncertain, being a part of this community and sharing my weird ideas has been what’s kept me going. It’s been such a rewarding experience all around, so thank you. From the bottom of my heart. 😊

I pulled out all the stops for this post. I even brought out one of my favorite songs of all time: Ao to Natsu by Mrs. GREEN APPLE to get the feel juuust right. I hope you all enjoy it!

This post is split in two due to length (I had too much fun again...) For the Undateables, please click HERE!

Intro:

Another day, another team building activity between the demons and the exchange students. It was Diavolo’s idea to go on a camping trip to the human world (because of course it was), and there were very… mixed responses. That sentiment wasn’t helped when he refused Lucifer’s insistent pleas to just purchase cabins for everyone to stay in. Oh no, the Demon Lord wanted to rough it out in the wilderness, and now everyone else was getting dragged along with him…

Wonder how that turned out?

Lucifer

Really, really, really tried to push Diavolo to just rent out cabins in but noooo, he wasn’t having it... So he ended up driving a van crammed with his brothers, the MC, and a butt-ton of camping equipment into the Alaskan wilderness…

The car ride itself was insufferable… We’re talking, “I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!” level of antics every 10 miles or so (mostly from Mammon)…

Setting up camp was even more of a nightmare because about half of his brothers were utterly useless. The other half (save Satan) were completely clueless… Had it not been for Barbatos and Satan he probably would have just resigned himself to the mercy of the river’s currents and let it take him away…

He couldn’t even wear his usual clothes because of the situation… For the first time in who knows how many centuries, he was stuck wearing jeans… Diavolo even bought him several plaid shirts... (which he was not happy with btw because his brother wouldn’t stop making fun of the “new” him)

He had his own tent of decent-size, enough to move around in but nothing to write home about. The very fact he didn’t have to share was a luxury in itself, so he took it for what it was worth...

He spent a good portion of the trip focused on two things: keeping Diavolo happy and everybody else alive. He rarely left camp unless forced to; he just wanted to get it all over with as soon as possible…

If he did leave, it was because Diavolo would drag him along to fish or hike. He was... less than pleased to be called out of his tent at the crack of dawn or well past dusk to sit on a little rented fishing boat with Diavolo… but he didn’t exactly pick his friends so...

He rates the trip Too Much Trouble/10. Let’s never do it again.

Mammon

Wasn’t a massive fan of being stuck out in the wild, but Satan told him some made-up bullshit about buried treasure out in the forest and got him HOOKED. He even borrowed stole a whole bunch of mining/digging equipment just for the occasion!

He spent most of the car ride asking, “Are we there yet??” like a child. The MC had to step in to keep Lucifer from leaving him on the side of the road at multiple points during the journey...

He was one of the utterly useless ones when it came to setting up camp. Someone charged him with putting up the twin’s tent, and he spent thirty minutes reading (then re-reading) the instructions while shouting expletives. Poor Simeon had to shield Luke from the vulgarity…

He has to share a tent with Levi, which neither of them liked. Mammon mainly because of Levi’s “old fish stink” and Levi because he feared catching “Mammon’s stupid.”

He was all jazzed up to go digging from Day One, though. He’d have breakfast, grab his shovel, then wander out into the middle of nowhere to go dig holes in the ground…

He also got completely lost on Day One, and it took the MC summoning him with their pact to return him to the group... By that time, he was filthy and somehow looked like he had been castaway for days (even though he was gone for like, three hours?)

When he stubbornly refused to stop digging, Lucifer resorted to just tying a rope around his ankle and letting him loose. It was up to Mammon to get back to camp before dinner, or else Lucifer would yank him back like he was on a leash.

Satan waited until the last day to finally tell Mammon the treasure was bullshit, and he was PISSED. He even threw Satan into the river, which resulted in the rest of the brothers joining in for a swim while the two tried to “playfully” drown each other.

He’d rate this trip 0/10 because he didn’t get any buried treasure. What a ripoff…

Leviathan

Hated the idea with a burning, seething passion. There’s no internet, cable, electricity, or phone signal out in the middle of nowhere! How the heck is an otaku supposed to survive?!

He clung to his electronics during the car ride until either they ran out of signal or their battery died, then he didn’t know what to do with himself… He resorted to reading several volumes of the manga he stuffed into his bag and clung to the MC for emotional support…

Yet another useless soul trying to put the camp together. He was in charge of his and Mammon’s tent but ended up almost crying in frustration… How the hell do humans do this all on their own?? Wasn’t he supposed to be the third strongest?! Why is he so pathetic?!? 😫

Hates sharing a tent with Mammon because he always wakes up to the second born encroaching on his space somehow… Poor baby is pretty much directly against the tent wall and STILL has to deal with legs and elbows in his side... 😰

Spends the majority of the trip moping in the tent... If he goes out there, he has to deal with the sun, bugs, and people… No thanks. He only leaves for meals and occasionally to go swimming.

When he found out part of the way through that Barbs brought portable solar panels and a battery pack for Diavolo and Lucifer’s phones, he was livid. He demanded access to the power source, which Lucifer refused because “It would defeat the purpose of this trip.”

He’d have summoned Lotan right then and there, deadass in the middle of the forest, if the MC hadn’t intervened. He then went back to moping, but now at the bottom of the lake and it took a lot of coaxing to get him back out…

On the final day, he was packing up the camp before anyone else even woke up. He wanted OUT and back to civilization ASAP. Bedroom here he comes!

Satan

You wouldn’t think of Satan as an outdoorsy guy. Still, he has shades of a survivalist in him (mostly because he’s read a lot of guides and was looking for an excuse to use them for a loooong time).

He read for the majority of the ride. He was squished between Asmo and Levi, which was reasonably peaceful. But he did end up shouting at Mammon quite a bit towards the end because “NO, we’re not there yet, peabrain!!”

He actually wasn’t a waste of space when setting up the camp, and between him, Barbs, and Lucifer, they were able to get a lot of stuff set up before sundown. He did have to bark a few orders to the others here and there, but overall competency won out in the end.

He shared a tent with Asmo, and the two made it work well enough… Except when Asmo did things like spraying his perfumes and dry shampoos, making it practically impossible to breathe in for a few minutes…

Spent a lot of the first few days reinforcing the camp to a ridiculous degree.

Did he have to collect large branches to build an exterior fence around the campsite? No. But he did.

Did he have to set up a water distillation system using some of the materials Barbs had lying around the “kitchen?” No. But he did.

Did he have to weave a series of fishing nets to catch them lunch from the lake and river? I think you get the point by now.

Only once he built pretty much every contraption or improvement he could think of, did he go back to just reading and relaxing by the fire.

By the time the group was ready to leave, Satan had somehow managed to craft them a veritable, self-sustaining fortress in the middle of the Alaskan wilds…

Overall he would rate the trip as… meh. Next time give him a challenge like a deserted island or an actual desert, and then he’ll really see what he can do.

Asmodeus

Was about as unhappy with the idea as Levi was… It wasn’t that he disliked the outdoors per se, it was just that no one, NO ONE, pulls off looking flawless after several days stuck in a tent!

He chatted the entire car ride from start to finish. He never stopped talking. It made for decent background noise at least…

Was one of the more clueless ones when trying to set up camp and pretty just did what he was ordered. The second he was left to try and figure something out on his own, he went to Lucifer or Satan for help because NOPE. Human equipment is needlessly complicated sometimes…

He had to share a tent with Satan, which in theory shouldn’t have been that bad, but Satan was out basically all day in the sun doing who knows what and would always come back sweaty and gross! At some points, he had to chase his brother out of the tent until he dunked himself in the river or something. No way was Asmo sleeping next to that. 😤

Asmo took the second-longest to get up and get ready in the morning. Sometimes he wouldn’t even leave the tent until well past breakfast just in an attempt to salvage his hair and skin… He only got grouchier about it as the trip went on… 😥

A more… earthy looking Asmo is kind of a bizarre sight. He’s still attractive, no doubt, but it’s less like polished glamour and more like Hollywood humble. He spent the majority of the trip looking like a somewhat dirtied movie-star (which he still insisted was the worst he’s ever looked in ages).

Aside from salvaging his looks, he actually enjoyed taking pictures of their surroundings or of the group (but not himself). He sometimes forgot how genuinely breathtaking the human world could be…

….but his patience for the place wore out quickly once he started noticing his hair getting greasy. He was right next to Levi, packing up the site once it was finally time to leave. At least those two finally found something they could agree on, let’s get the fuck out already!

Beelzebub

He was really curious about trying camping food and pretty excited that Barbatos was coming, too (because that meant great food in general).

Unfortunately, Lucifer had to stop the van at basically every gas station they passed for Beel could refill on snacks… Belphie ended up getting buried in wrappers pretty often, but he was asleep, so it didn’t matter much.

Beel did a lot of the heavy lifting when setting the camp up, but the finer details were left up to everybody else. He had his hands full getting stuff off the cars as is…

Of course, he shared a tent with Belphie, and there wasn’t much complaint between them. Honestly, there would have been more drama if they were split, so this was the better option.

After the MC told Beel about fishing and how it could net him more food, if he did it right, he knew exactly what he wanted to do during the trip.

… But no one told him how long and slow the process would be. There were points he’d get so hungry he’d consider eating the bait himself…

That was until about Day Three of the trip when they passed by a river full of grizzly bears… He was about to ask the MC why the bears were all standing in the water, but then he saw a fish practically leap directly into one’s mouth…

Beel had discovered his true calling.

Of course, the grizzlies didn’t take too kindly to a demon suddenly sprinting into the water with them. They tried to fight him off, but Beel just tossed most of them downstream without any issue until they realized who the apex predator really was…

After forming a shaky truce with the bears, Beel would stand in the water for hours then come back with whole baskets full of salmon… There were far more fish than Barbatos knew what to do with, so he’d just confiscate a few then let Beel eat the rest...

The MC shuddered to think about what Beel had done to the local salmon population… But he was full and happy for most of the trip, so he had a great time!

Belphegor

Sleep for him isn’t too contingent on location, so the idea of camping wasn’t terrible. It did sound like a lot of hassle for no good reason, though…

He spent the entire car ride asleep, head and cow pillow pressed up against the window and everything. It wasn’t the most comfortable experience, but he’d dealt with worse.

He was utterly useless when putting up the camp by choice, thank you. He had more than enough sense to get things put together; he just didn’t want to. If he wasn’t asked to do something by Beel or the MC, he’d just lay back in the grass and smugly watch everybody else struggle…

Again, he and Beel are in the same tent, and you wouldn’t hear any complaints out of him. He did start to have some second thoughts when Beel began getting a fishy smell, though, so he tried to bunk with the MC in their tent for a while.

Like Levi, Belphie didn’t leave the tent much during the daylight hours, but that was because he was still asleep… There was no good way to wake him with no alarms available, so he’d sleep in past lunch easily.

When he was awake, he didn’t leave camp very much except to walk with the MC or watch Beel fishing grizzly-style.

Eventually, Asmo and Diavolo got sick of him dodging their photos, so they’d started posing him Weekend at Bernie’s style around the camp (always conveniently propped up by something and with sunglasses on)

Something Belphie did like, however, was the nighttime. Since there were no lights around, he could practically see everything the sky had to offer. He could spend hours laying on his back long after everyone else had gone to bed just admiring the stars.

All in all, not a terrible trip. Anything that could give him that view like that was well worth it. 6/10, would sleep again.

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a-collection-of-villainous-aus · 3 years

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There's this one au that Im never going to do anything with but discussed it with @villainousqueenofhel

So Acylius is just your typical black house cat but kinda fluffy and elegant to, kinda a big cuddle bug to, to Cruentus his owner.

Cruentus helps animals in need.

So and remember this is an au and it makes no sense.

Acylius is out venturing the sort of woodland area out side the house well it's all kinda woodland as he lives in a cottage next to the river like in some fairy tale.

Anyway he's out and about when he comes across this baby panther who's almost the same size as him.

It can speak just mewls and and makes baby noises.

His instincts kick in hard.

OMG A BABY AND NO ONE AROUND I AM CLAIMING THEM, THEY'RE MY CHILD NOW!

So despite the near same size picks her up by the back of her neck as cats do.

The cubs name is Feral btw, who belongs to @villainousqueenofhel the character is usually child with grey skin and tentacle hair, green eyes with a fleck of red in them and is Black Hats child.

But anyway back to this ramble

So of course Black Hat was actually finding food for his bab, cause for the sake of story reason they've been having trouble finding food.

So of course Hat's panicking until he catches the scent of this other feline.

Follows the scent his jaw nearly hits the ground as he sees through the glass back doors of this house, a house cat is entertaining his cub with all manner of strange objects and licking her forehead.... And nudging his...food bowl to her with his tiny nose.

A house cat....a house cat had carried his baby off...he was almost impressed, but he wanted his baby back.

Acylius sees this big black panther and immediately goes on the defense, doesn't even think oh this might be the kittens parent.

Acylius is all back arched hissing.

Hat's like what the....is he really standing guard even though he knows be could be swatted like a bug....

That was actually kind of cute.

He easily makes his way in through the slightly open door, nudging it open with a large paw.

"My child, give her back."

Acylius's ears lay back, oh the kitten wasn't in trouble, she never had been....he sat submissive in stature

"But she has some where comfortable to sleep, I gave her my best pillow and my master feeds me salmon and I gave it to her I was so worried she was all alone I wanted to make sure she would be alright."

Acylius looks up at the panther with the scarred eye

"Can I at least know her name...before you two leave?"

Hats just staring at him, this idiot...was...adorable, he had to be the biggest fucking derp....

"Feral."

"Feral?"

"Yes, she has a habit of biting when upset, you're lucky she wasn't upset with you."

Hat pads on past him

"Come on now little one time to go."

She squeaks in protest and goes to Acylius, dragging the comfy cushion and setting it beside him, purring and nuzzling the strange cat who fed her and was kind to her.

"Well, house cat, it looks like you have two panthers to deal with, if your human turns out to be a monster which by the way they clearly treat you, not likely, but if so I will take her and you...do you understand me."

Acylius nods and mrrrps

"I Am Acylius, and who are you, Mr fine and beautiful."

"Cat, I am a panther you are eight pounds of fluff...are you seriously...damn of all the pets I have to meet the crazy one."

He lowered his head and looked at him

"Amadeus or Amy will be just fine, you are lucky you are charming in your own stupid way or I might have made a snack out of you."

"You can make a snack out of me any day."

Black hat blinked, he had a feeling it was a human term the house cat had picked up on and also had an idea exactly what that meant to.

"Not infront of the cub idiot."

Some hours later Cruentus comes back and freezes as he sees a panther cub on a cushion and his cat licking the bridge of a black panthers nose....and the panther was letting him!

He walked out and then back in.

Yep it was real.

Only Acylius, he thought, only Acylius.

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naruto-littlespace · 4 years

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Akatsuki Littlespace Headcanons

I could and probably will write more, but I don’t feel like it right now, so here’s this.

Disclaimer 1: Littlespace, in the AU and in real life, is a coping mechanism for everything from everyday stressors to psychological disorders like PTSD. If you sexualize littlespace do not interact with this AU or me, I will block you.

Disclaimer 2: Littlespace in this post is slightly different from in real life, magic-ed up in a similar way to how ninjas are magic-ed up in the Naruto universe. Chakra-using littles actually revert to the size they were when they were their little ages, although they retain any bodily changes since then (little Kakuzu still has stitches, little Deidara would have hand mouths.) The exception of course is Sasori, whose body is manmade and doesn’t change. People also do not necessarily remember their big lives when they slip into littlespace, sometimes becoming confused about where they are and who they’re with. They will sometimes be confused about what time period they’re in as well, believing things to have happened that hadn’t happened yet in their little age but were far in the past in their adult age.

This isn’t how I’m going to treat littlespace w/ Naruto characters all the time on this account btw, it’s just an idea I’ve been playing around with, like the psychological defense of reverting to a childlike state inadvertently triggers a transformation jutsu to match.

Nagato:

Little age pre Yahiko’s death was 6-7, post is 2-4

Started regressing shortly after the formation of the original Akatsuki. She and Yahiko had to do research to figure out why their teenage friend had suddenly turned into a child, but after they learned they took care of him: treated him like a child, bought him kids books from the local thrift shop, tucked him into bed. He called them uncle and auntie.

He would stay in littlespace for a surprisingly long amount of time, for 4-6 hours on days between missions.

After Yahiko’s death he spent many days in a row regressed to age two. Konan scrambled to take care of him and handle her own grieving. After that was over he promised her she wouldn’t have to take care of him again.

Nowadays of course she still takes care of him when he regresses, but he tries to force himself out of it if he begins to.

He still has board books and stuffies, so if he does fully regress he’ll have one of his pein bodies bring them to him.

Being ~3 he doesn’t have the mental capacity to control all the Peins, so they just kind of idle for awhile.

Konan:

Little age is 3-5

Pre modern Akatsuki she didn’t like regressing at all and only did it involuntarily. She would handle it by either walking it off or reading Nagato’s board books by herself.

This continued pretty much until she started becoming friends with Kakuzu, who openly admitted he was a little (he thought she should know, in case it ended up delaying his missions--it was mostly so she would stick up for him to Pein. No, he wasn’t hunting bounties, there’s a perfectly logical explanation--)

So she had a bad day while she and Kakuzu were at the same base and went ‘can you please deal with me for a couple of minutes’ and he was like ‘ofc’ so she sat down in front of him and shrank down to a little girl and started crying. He picked her up and bounced her on his knee until she calmed down. She ended up staying little for a couple of hours because Kakuzu took her out of the office and telling her stories about his childhood while they prepared dinner.

Kisame becomes her caretaker too when the three of them start dating.

Sometimes she starts crying inconsolably about something she won’t talk about other than someone leaving her and something being unfair. Pein showed up during this one time and said he knew what she was talking about and it was none of her cgs’ concern which ofc made them concerned but they haven’t gotten the chance to talk to her about it.

Itachi:

Little age is 2-4 but since her chakra is often very low so she doesn’t always physically become that tiny.

She didn’t regress until after she joined the Akatsuki, but when she did Kisame wasn’t surprised. He reintroduced himself as her babysitter, slipped her a lollipop and took her to a library to pick out some kids books.

Loves to be pampered. Oh god it’s the only time she can relax at all

Wears reading glasses because they can’t get her in to an eye doctor appointment

She’s trans in this au because I say so

Likes playing with weasel and crow toys, esp when her caretaker (usually Kisame, Konan and Kakuzu as well when they’re around) plays the weasel and she’s the crow. She’ll tell stories where they go out to the woods to train or just hang out.

She loves to sit in laps <3

She eats a lot more in littlespace than out so whoever’s feeding her makes lots of food. For her to grow big and strong u know

Kisame:

Little age 0. He is just baby

Being reminded of the bloody mist triggers his littlespace, though he has to be in a bad headspace in the first place. It really does not happen often.

Post Akatsuki the first time he slipped was after he, Kakuzu and Konan started dating. Kakuzu woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of crying and woke Konan up immediately afterwards because holy sh*t there’s a baby in our bed!!

It was Kisame. Kakuzu picked him up and rocked him back to sleep. Konan asked how he was so good with kids and he was like ‘oh I had a baby once.’ She does not ask him to elaborate. Kisame wakes up as an adult the next morning.

They keep a container of powder formula for him if he regresses but won’t get him a pacifier because they’re afraid he’d bite off and choke on the teat. They have bottles but Kakuzu makes the nipples for them out of one of his threads on the spot bc he’d bite through literally everything else with his tiny demon teeth.

Sasori:

Little age is unclear (unlike some of the others, he’s never said it.)

Signs he’s in littlespace: stops talking, stops walking if he can afford it, walks unsteadily and a little bowlegged if he can’t. Stops using ninjutsu and if he’s near a kitchen he might try to eat despite not having a digestive system anymore. Has been known to ask where Granny Chiyo is. The answer is ‘back home.’

Deidara got him a pacifier and a coloring book. He does use them but not when anyone else is watching, not even Deidara.

He is a bit upset when he’s reminded that his body is wooden. He would like to feel things please. But he learns to just enjoy the sensation of squishing a stuffie and his jaw chewing on a paci.

Deidara:

Not actually a little. He just hasn’t gone through sh*t like the rest of the Akatsuki have, and has coping mechanisms for when he is having a bad time.

He caretakes for Konan when her boys aren’t around and for Sasori if he’ll let him.

Hidan told him about littles after Kakuzu regressed in front of him and thought Deidara might need to know because of how much baggage Sasori has (he doesn’t know what it is but he can smell drama)

So he looked out for Sasori becoming a kid and learned instead to look for him not acting like an adult. He walked out of Hiruko and tried to eat in front of him and Deidara had to tell him he couldn’t have a strawberry because it was bad for his health and not because it would probably make his insides mold. It’s weird but Deidara is also weird and he makes it work.

Kakuzu:

Little age is 9-10

Post Akatsuki the first time he regressed was in front of Hidan in the middle of the woods. He didn’t recognize him and immediately tried to run and then beat him up when he chased him. Hidan had to think fast and tell him he was his new neighbor and pretend to be taking him home. The next time he was babysitting.

Sometimes asks where his husband is. The first time Hidan heard this his response was ‘what the f*ck’ and Kakuzu told him that was a bad word.

Enjoyed activities include reading, sparring, and to the surprise of some, hunting. He’s not bad w/ a bow and arrow.

The best way to keep him in/make him feel comfy in littlespace is to make him a meal. U can let him help to the extent that he sets the table or pours the drinks or smth (because he will ask) but take care of the food for him, because he hasn’t had someone else handle that for him in a long time.

Regressing isn’t necessarily a common thing for him to do but he’s one of the only ones whose regression can be triggered by physical pain as well as emotional. He can usually harden his skin to block attacks but if he doesn’t in time he may turn into a ten year old. It actually can surprise an opponent enough for Hidan to be able to take them out.

Hidan:

Not a little either.

Knew about littles bc there was an old man in his village who had ptsd from some long forgotten war and sometimes turned into a six year old.

Caretakes for Kakuzu pretty exclusively, unless Kakuzu is big and taking care of someone else, in which case he’ll help out if he’s feeling nice at the time. Itachi is actually his favorite to take care of because Itachi is a very manageable child.

Obito:

Little age varies wildly from about 1-11. He blocks his physical regression because he regresses Often and doesn’t want to blow his Madara cover.

He has been regressing since p much immediately after he got crushed. Madara was really having none of it and went from patiently waiting for him to become ‘big’ again to pretending it wasn’t happening, forcing Obito back into a uh. ‘’Normal’’’’ headspace

The Tobi act is actually covering his littlespace though when he’s an adult he has no idea how to realistically act like a kid so when he’s actually a kid it’s kind of jarring for all involved

When he’s a baby he just screams. Not really crying in distress but screaming because he can

He’s so eager for attention. Please talk to him! Play toys with him!!! Read a book, eat dango, run around outside, catch bugs, train!!!

Never mentions Kakashi or Rin but sometimes will mention his grandma or Lord Fourth as if he is the current Hokage

#akatsuki #naruto au #sfw littlespace #sfw agere #god this is so half thought out #i had titled this an au at first but then i made it head canons bc it wasn't really an au. and now the chakra parts kind of don't make sense #but i am tired. and starved for attention and ready to be done. so here we are #beas please

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snowtimeisbesttime · 4 years

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Thoughts and questions on Hiveswap Act 2– Part 1.

**DISCLAIMER** I haven't played through the entire game yet! I got to the intermission in the whole trial thingy, and will continue tomorrow! Therefore, I Am Not Looking at anything yet, only posting. I'll probably come back and edit this once I've actually finished the game.

-Did the default names for Xefros & Dammek's lusii change?? I loaded my Act 1 save, and I'm sure they had their default names (Zoosmell and Cornibuster) there, though I'm also pretty sure i accidentally unlocked the “name the lusii” achievement on that save by clicking on the text windows without actually changing their names so... Dammek's lusus is called Toothy now i guess?

-On that note, if Xefros' lusus died I'm going to fucking scream. Even though I'm pretty sure we've barely seen him on screen since like the end of Act 1 but Regardless.

-We see Charun's cave, and it turns out they were neighbours with Zebede all this time, but they're nowhere to be seen at the train?? unless they grabbed an earlier one... Charun did get a death flag the size of the pacific ocean, when interacting with their weird sculpture with a lot of legs and arms surrounding a mouth, but Zebede's just gone without a trace? The bees are gone and there's a hole in the side of his hive, but his lusus doesn't seem to be particularly upset? And neither is Charun's, assuming that huge bug near the cave is their lusus. (Idarat the canon fantroll #3 doesn't appear at the train either, but that's probably for the same reason there aren't any jade or teal background characters: to keep the court scene neat)

-The drones are supposed to be en route to the station, supposedly to fix the ticket machines but probably to cull whoever tripped the alarm on them... i sure hope they don't follow the train or anything orz

-Mostly everyone seems to resemble their respective Friendsims, more or less:

Fozzer appears to be scratched still, yet more philosophical. Also he's not in the train either.

Folykl seems just a touch friendlier than in her friendsim (and Kuprum's still just as hyped about becoming a helmsman as before, even if he seems to know more details about it now).

Chixie's more anxious, probably because it seems she's been doing stuff as The Mask for a while now, and she's going to fuck shit up at Jeevik Week. She says she's not alone in that, and considering it's apparently confirmed that the random troll from her good end Was Dammek all this time... is she also actively in the rebellion? Also is it just me or does her sprite look somewhat scribblier than everyone else's? Even the background characters??

Elwurd's pretty much the same, and it does seem her flirting with Joey was mostly to try and get her to buy something. Also... if her fake tickets were so good, why didn't she just use them, instead of giving them to Joey and Xefros? Like, I get Marvus and Boldir Knowing Stuff, but her?

Zebruh's paying attention to Marvus instead of Chixie, which. Small mercies. He's still a dick, and we're still doing the whole “clowns are peak oppressed” thing.

Marvus seems to still be perfectly nice to the main characters, and perfectly willing to let other people die in order to help them advance (getting Zebruh to sign up for Slam or Get Culled, Daraya if you fuck up in the trial thing, Hopefully Not Any More Cases...) He is helping Tyzias out with her defensive legislaceration experiments, though, and basically everyone who isn't Joey seems to think he might flip his shit and murder someone, as clowns do. At least people don’t seem to lose their minds around him anymore.

Vikare's basically the same, but Joey immediately picks up on his Jake Vibes and instinctively dislikes him.

Diemen eats people???????? as in, actively????????? wtf?????????

Skylla seems to be pretty much the same, but she's obviously worried because Ladyy's sick!! God I fucking hope we do get to help her out before the end of the game.

Marsti's also friendlier than she was in her volume, though I remember MSPAR was particularly prone to sticking their foot in their mouth in that one.

Cirava's surprisingly more trusting than they were in their volume (and also, their eye's light green and not teal). Also, apparently they gouged their other eye out on stream?????? as in live???? besides that, good to see not All of the powerful psionics get succesfully indoctrinated.

Polypa's also rather willing to help out, though we still don't know what the heck happened to her.

Boldir's suitably mysterious, and probably also involved with the rebellion... she does call Xefros “burgundy figurehead”.

Konyyl and Azdaja are still having relationship stuffs, but in the end they clearly care the most about each other. (he still doesn't seem to give a fuck about helm stuffs so far?) The question is, who exactly were they hunting down??

The jades and the teals are basically the same as their Friendsim incarnations, as far as I've seen. The one major change to the jades (besides jade lore which i'll discuss further down) seems to be that hatched2dance is now one of the biggest reasons for their fights, and Bronya does get a crunchy bit of Backstory (the jade from her past that got culled because of the Rainbow Hemotions saga, which is also the reason she's so hard on Daraya now)

On the teals, Stelsa and Tyzias seem to have a teensy bit of quadrant vacillation going on?? Tirona seems to be more focused on becoming a history revisionist than a memeagandist now, and it would also seem that Tegiri's the one into vampires now (or at least, Tagora's better at hiding it And a lot better at not getting involved with the whole mess that is whatever the heck the jades are doing)

-Psionics can have single-colored eyes!! tbh we'd already seen this back in Tegiri's route in Friendsim but it's good to Actually See it visually.

-Also, nice to see that Xefros *can* go toe to toe with the strongest psionic we know in all of Hiveswap! (95% sure that I've seen someone theorize something like this might happen?? I personally wasn't expecting it here but anyways Xefros you're doing amazing sweetie) What's not so nice is that he's only shown this strength when Azdaja hurt Joey (as far as i've played of course)... so unless he like unlocks his potential or something so he can do Big Psychics without seeing his friends get hurt beforehand we're in for some Angst.

-Also if Marvus got his ticket from Cridea (and Chixie won hers in like a raffle or something) then why couldn't she have given Xefros and Dammek some?? like, Dammek's been to one Jeevik Week already. Fiamet also told her about Joey, but by then they were already in the train.

-Me: Xefros' microphone's going to be important in act 2! Also me: *has to give it to fucking Zebruh to get his ticket*. Oh well, that's one thing for the Second Playthrough of Achievement Getting (plus: wearing the cone horns, having Joey introduce herself to Boldir, getting through the whole ace attorney segment without game overs...)

-We get the Quadrant Explanation #1000, sans auspisticism.

-It's vaguely implied that Dammek has also read some Soldier Purrbeasts books?? He's told Xefros the whole “death creates a bond deeper than matespritship or kismessisitude” thing, apparently! So if he's not secretly into troll warrior cats then. That sentence's more than mildly worrying??

-JADEBLOOD LOREDUMP PART THE NTEENTH: Okay first of all it's implied that More cloisters exist? Which in retrospect is pretty much obvious because you can't expect only six trolls to take care of All the troll grubs in existence. Also, the reason jades can't sneak out of the caverns anymore is “because they get Drone'd”, and it seems to be implied that they Can't go out At All*, which kinda contrasts with Friendsim (where literally all the jades snuck out of the caverns at least once: Lanque, Daraya and Wanshi in their own routes, Lynera in Vol 18, and Bronya in Vols 6 & 18). One of their tasks seems to be guarding Forbidden Literature, and Xefros states that they either cull or indoctrinate the most powerful psychic grubs.

-It's also stated that all of our jades were chosen for the cloister when they were basically wrigglers, while Lynera states in Friendsim that she's only been 2,43 sweeps in the caverns. (Considering Bronya's new backstory, it seems that capability to become a rainbow drinker ISN'T the qualifying factor for getting cloistered– depending on how exactly that jade died). It comes to mind that regular, non-cloistered jades might not really know about all these logistics, as it seems that at least Bronya wants to keep them secret– and therefore I don't have to go back and re-rewrite yet another chunk of Mirrorbent orz.

-Lastly, Xefros says they will all become nuns (btw, space church was mentioned in Lanque's route!) when they reach their Ordeals, and we already knew they'd be forced to live in isolation from Friendsim, but during the ace attorney thingy Lynera says she's NOT going to leave the planet because she'll become a midwife and tend to the Mother Grub (basically what we all thought jadebloods did back when we only had the ancestor stuff on Homestuck)... but either Daraya or Lanque told her that they weren't real? So either there's more jade propaganda that we didn't know about, or...

-*The one exception to this is, coincidentally, Jeevik Week, and it's apparently because Trizza herself made it so jades could go too, 3 or 4 sweeps before Hiveswap... why's that? What's so important about Jeevik Week that Trizza would do this? Iirc Cridea and Trizza were sort of set up as opposing forces (?? words), all the way back from the first bunch of concept arts we saw of them? The first thing we learnt from Trizza was that she was the “second best at memes”, and on Cridea's first appearance, when troll twitter was still Prongle, she said that some chick was stealing her memes... and now, Cridea has exactly one follower less than Trizza, who everyone in Alternia's forced to follow... would that person be the heiress herself?

#hiveswap #hiveswap spoilers #hiveswap theories #joey claire #xefros tritoh #thoughts and questions #long post #no really this got Long #idk how much of the game this covers tbh #and i will find out Tomorrow

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sparkly-despair-imagines · 4 years

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Heyo! Sorry to bother but could I request the v3 boys with a shy s/o who wants to h*ld h*nds with them but is really nervous about it? Love your writing btw!!

V3 boys with a shy s/o who wants to hold hands with them

I hope you like these!

Mod Dia

Shuichi Saihara

“Uh, Shuichi...”

“What is it, s/o?” He shot you a curious look.

“Can I..” You fidgeted nervously with your hands. “Actually, never mind...”

“Oh, okay then.”

He returned to his book and you sighed in exasperation.

You wanted to be closer to him but you were too nervous to go through with it.

“Is everything alright?”

You turned to face Saihara, his beautiful grey eyes staring deeply into yours as if trying to decipher your thoughts.

“I-I..I want to hold your hand!”

Your face quickly turned pink realizing what you had said, and as you were opening your mouth to apologize, he said:

“Sure.”

A blush of his own started to form on Shuichi’s face as he took your hand in his.

Kaito Momota

This was the very first time he invited you to stargaze with him.

You arrived at his house and talked with him for a bit before you two sat down and admired the starry sky.

Not counting with Kaito’s occasional comments about the stars, both of you were pretty quiet just enjoying each other’s company.

You slid your hand closer to his on the ground.

“We should do this again. I’m having so much fun-” He noticed what you were trying to do. “Oh.”

He placed his hand on top of yours and laughed at your cute flustered face.

“K-KAITO!”

“What?” He said turning his attention to the stars again, holding your hand in his and pointing to the sky. “I’ll definitely take you there with me someday.”

That was a special night.

Ryoma Hoshi

“Ryoma.”

“Yeah..?”

“Could you please walk a little slower? I’m having a hard time keeping up.”

“A’ight.”

He slowed down but you still couldn’t quite match his speed. He walked surprisingly fast for his size.

“Uh... Ryoma..?”

“You’re gonna get yourself lost if you don’t keep up.” He sighed. “‘Kay, give me your hand.”

“My.. hand?” Just the thought of it was enough to make you blush.

“You can grab my coat or something if you don’t want to.”

“I-I do!” You quickly replied. “I mean... I want to hold your hand.”

He let out a small chuckle and intertwined his fingers with yours.

Rantaro Amami

He proposed going to the park together.

You were enjoying some quality time together, talking about stuff and laughing like two little kids.

Rantaro makes you feel great.

He touches you playfully on the shoulder all the time and this *is* a date. So it should be alright to...

“W-would you mind if I h-held your hand..?”

He blinked twice then said:

“Well of course!”

He smiled and offered you his hand. “You’re too cute.”

“Uh.. thank you.” You blushed and Rantaro laughed.

Gonta Gokuhara

You were helping him prepare new enclosures for his bugs.

When you were done, Gonta thanked you and offered to escort you back to your house.

It was a bit cold outside so he gave you his jacket like the gentleman he is.

It’s cozy... and it smells like him.

“S/o is so nice to help Gonta!”

“Ah, that was nothing really. I’m happy that I was able to help you.”

“Is s/o still cold?” He asked noticing the slight blush on your face.

“Actually... y-yes.” You said. “Would you mind holding my hand?”

“...W-What?”

Now he was red too.

“It would be b-bad if I got sick, right?” You smiled and gave him your hand.

He hesitantly took it in his bigger one.

“Is it really okay?” He asked you. “For Gonta to hold s/o’s hand?”

“Of course!”

“Gonta.. happy.”

Kokichi Ouma

“Man, this isn’t scary at all. What a disappointment.”

“Kokichi...”

“And I was looking forward to it too...”

“Kokichi.”

“It sucks, this is the most boring date I’ve ever been to. Way to go, s/o.”

“K-Kokichi.!”

“Don’t tell me... you’re scared?” He laughed.

He insisted visiting a haunted house would be fun and now you two were trapped in there because somehow Kokichi found a way to get you and himself lost.

“You’re such a baby! Are you gonna cry in terror?” He mocked you. “Okay, s/o. If you’re good I’ll give you a lollipop once we get out of here. If we get out, that is.”

“You ...jerk.” You held back tears.

You were tired, scared and had enough of his crap.

“I’m sorry, alright?” He sighed. “Look, I know it’s my fault that this happened. I’ll get you out of here.”

“You will?”

“When did I ever lie to you?”

“...”

You grabbed his hand.

“L-Let’s... get out of here already.”

“Nishishi, how bold of you s/o.”

Thankfully it was too dark for him to realize how red your face was.

Korekiyo Shinguji

It was date night with Kiyo.

He had made reservations at a fancy restaurant for you two and came to pick you up at your house.

“Good evening, s/o.”

“Ah, hello Kiyo.” You adjusted your purse and stepped outside.

He held out his hand to you.

You looked at him for a bit, trying to process the situation.

“Your hand, please.” He calmly said.

You were so flustered you almost forgot how to speak.

“M-my hand..?”

“Don’t be nervous, my dear.” You could tell he was smiling.

You did as he said, and he wrapped his long delicate fingers around yours.

“Shall we go then?”

K1-B0

“We’re dating, right?” He suddenly turned to you.

“Well, yes of course!”

“T-Then...” He said. “Let’s hold hands, s/o!”

“..UH!?”

“Iruma-san told me that it’s not uncommon for lovers to hold hands.” His cheeks were pink at this point. “I would like to try it with you.”

“I-I... I don’t know.”

“Oh.” He seemed disappointed. “It’s okay, you don’t have to do it.”

“No, I’ll do it!” You said. “I m-mean sure, I can try.”

He gave you his hand and you placed yours on top of it.

“So... do you l-like it?”

“I think it’s nice.” He said. “Your h-hand is so warm.”

It turned into a mess not long after that, Kiibo was overheating, his pale skin now tinted red and you too were violently blushing.

“C-calm down, Kiibo.!”

“I can’t..!”

“Then please try to.”

“I *am* trying!!”

You started hearing the sound of something resembling an eletric fan coming from inside your boyfriend.

He was desperately trying to stay conscious but suddenly his body gave in and he went limp.

Oh no. It seems things haven’t gone too well.

You ended up having to carry your boyfriend to his room.

Maybe in the future he gets more accustomed to touching you without blacking out. Surely you can help him with that!

Please keep trying and Kiibo will be very grateful!

#danganronpa #imagine #ndrv3 #v3 #kiibo #k1-b0 #shuichi saihara #kaito momota #korekiyo shinguji #ryoma hoshi #gonta gokuhara #kokichi ouma #rantaro amami

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springday-aus · 4 years

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Gardener!AU with Sanha

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Group: ASTRO

Member: Yoon Sanha

Genre: fluff, romance

part of the Odd Summer Jobs!AU ⇸ introduction of the Summer Boys!

check out the others on the au masterlist!

Type: Butllerpoint AU

Word Count: approx. 1.7k

I know, I know... a guy who can’t handle bugs does gardening?

highkey that’s the only downside of this job

the amount of wasps he’s had to wave off is…. many

one time he saw a bug in his garden in process and…….. let’s just say that Mark def lost some hearing bc Sanha kept screaming in the car bc he was afraid of having the bug follow him into the car

it was a whole thing

anyways

Sanha’s jobs includes two things: decorating gardens and cleaning them up

like some people hire him to make their garden prettier than it originally was

and others hire him to clean them up

there’s this one lady who hires him to just do the weeding in her garden

tbh it isn’t too hard of a job

it’s really just bc some people are too lazy to do it

and the other people like to garden with other people

overall, he actually really likes it tho

primarily bc most of the time, the customers leave him alone and, on top of that, he also gets free drinks

there’s also the personal satisfaction whenever his flowers blossom

But then there’s the sadness whenever he sees that they’re dead

Kaunlin: “are you crying?”

Sanha: “thEY’RE DEAD OF COURSE I’M CRYING”

Chan: “just leave him alone, he needs a moment”

Jisung: “it’s more than just a moment that he needs”

Mingi: “ I mean, he’s not wrong…”

omg there was this one time that he worked on this garden for like three days and he was so happy with the result and then learned the hard way that he should plant seeds that are very low-maintenance

altho there are a couple of people he knows he can trust

it’s primarily the older folks who are just at home and don’t want to learn knitting

speaking of which

they find him super cute bc he’s just a tall, overgrown puppy who likes to run into a field of flowers

and he kind of is

bc he would def do that

whenever he helps Minhyuk with his dogs, Minhyuk just thinks it’s another dog he’s walking lmao

even tho Sanha told him that he was looking for inspiration

…. he just ends up in running in the fields anyways lol

anyways

back to the actual gardens themselves

they’re not really gardens bc it’s more of little areas that aren’t grass

he doesn’t limit it to just flowers and caring for them

this one time, someone wanted to start a vegetable garden and it turned out super cute

bc he helped them out, he gets free tomatoes now (whenever they’re in season obviously)

and he always shares them with the other Summer Boys bc he def gets too much sometimes

(there’s also another couple who gives him free cucumbers and he gets so many stink-eyes from Seungkwan and Chan and he ignores it but yeah)

he also does bushes—specializes the most in rose bushes

one time, him and this cooky, old, neighborhood lady wanted to try that thing from Alice in Wonderland

so he spent like five hours with her, painting the white roses red

a complete waste of time but it was so much fun

they had a bonding experience

on the other hand….

they kind of looked insane from an outsider’s perspective

Mark, from inside his car: “I was told to come here around 1…. should I just… leave him here?”

Chenle: “nah, we should stay and see where this goes”

Mark: ….. “I should really start charging y’all for these free rides”

Jisung: “shush”

moving on

he’s also part of this gardening club for his neighborhood

and it’s super adorable

bc half of it is where he gets most of his customers

the other half is mainly just the old ladies who call him cute

remember how I said there’s only a couple of people he trusts with his pretty gardens?

yeah, those are the only ones he trusts

so, this club is also important bc this is how he got to meet you

you were bored this summer and thought about picking up a hobby

there were flyers for a gardening club and you thought, why the hell not

when you came, there was definitely less people than you thought

and they were definitely older than you’d thought

but it was still fun

so you just kept coming

everyone was super nice to you too

you were having a good time

they meet like once a week so it’s not like you couldn’t make the time

(plus you were highkey satisfied with your flower arrangement—and it was actually really fun)

meanwhile the elders were like: “Sanha, look, it’s someone closer to your age”

Sanha: minding his business and watering his flowers

Sanha: “hm?”

“talk to them, you’re garden neighbors :)”

Sanha: ….. “okay”

with a bit of a push from the others, he slowly approached you while you were watering your side in the garden

Sanha: “hey”

You: “hi”

Sanha: topic of conversation, find a topic of conversation

Sanha: “I like those hibiscus flowers”

You: “thank you, it took a bit of time, but they turned out good”

Sanha: “yeah, they did”

Sanha: “they’re very low maintenance and they turn out beautiful”

You: “it’s literally the only reason I picked these seeds”

you two get to bond

and leave with a new number in your phones

you two get closer and closer with each week and each text

it’s cute

the elders were eating that shit up

some of your club pictures is just you two in the garden

with the sunshine and butterflies and dandelion leaves blowing in the wind

it was incredibly photogenic for a bunch of people in their mid-40s to 80s

anyways, it’s a beautiful friendship

so what changes?

there’s an exhibition at the botanical gardens and, the club makes plans to meet up to go to it

when you all meet up, you initially go off together

but since each section of the garden is so huge, you end up breaking up into groups and pairs and such

you and Sanha were under this gazebo in the Japanese Gardens section on a little bench that faces out on the mini sized river

the both of you were so caught up in the conversation, you didn’t even realize when your hands were laced together

it started from knee nudges to elbow bumps and then…. hands

the other club members definitely noticed but no one said anything to preserve the *possibly* rare moment of the two of you

you can count on the fact that they took a photo of that too

(they sent you copies like a week later btw)

you were both enjoying the silence for a bit

and Sanha is lowkey staring at your profile

you look so peaceful

he smiles to himself, a bit lost in thought

his concentration breaks once you start giggling

Sanha: “what… what’s so funny?”

you can’t look at him, instead you keep laughing to yourself and, you’re worried you kind of look like a maniac but

whatever

You: “nothing, nevermind”

Sanha: “no, tell me”

You: “okay, okay, but give me a second”

you clear your throat a bit, before trying to look at him again

You: “sorry, this is kind of hard”

Sanha: “don’t overthink it, it’s just me”

You: “it’s because it’s you though”

Sanha: “what do you mean?”

You: “I like you……”

his eyes widen from the confession

You: “you know, just a lily bit”

and then they close at your bad joke

despite the cringeyness of your words

he can’t hide his smile

Sanha: “that’s a shame because I like you very mulch”

when you get back to the group, you’re holding hands and the blush on your cheeks are very evident

“YES IT FINALLY HAPPENED”

“omg, Susan, calm down”

so, other than the time you two spend at the club, you both also spend most of your time together at the park

it’s nice and calming

and it’s super cute to see Sanha in his element

Minhyuk goes with you two sometimes

only sometimes

bc being the third wheel isn’t fun

hence why he brings dogs with him

but, no he’s glad his friend found someone who makes him happy

and lowkey he wanted to meet you to report back to the other Summer Boys that Sanha was in good hands

yo, when you met with the other Summer Boys

you could understand why they were so popular in their neighborhoods

they’re all so fun in their own ways

(Mark extended his rides for you too bc he’s such a sweetheart)

anyways

other notes

Sanha can’t kill the bugs

so that’s your responsibility now, whether or not you’re okay with that

if you are, you lowkey use tease him after killing or catching the bug

Sanha: “stOP HOLDING IT SO CLOSE”

You: “it’s a bug, not a disease”

Sanha: “say that to the plague”

if you aren’t okay with getting rid of the bugs….. then be okay with it bc Sanha’s not doing it

Sanha: holding the flyswatter in one hand and bug spray in the other

Sanha: “you get it”

You: “nO you get it!”

Sanha: “nO”

You: “I’m not doing it!”

Sanha: “well, neither am I!”

The Bee: 👁️👄👁️

anyways

Sanha asks you to accompany him whenever he has to work on a couple of gardens

he likes your input

remember that rose bush thing?

he showed you it

and the lady he did it with? she invited you both in for tea

it was really fun

(she makes really good cookies)

but stuff like that occurred more often with you around

not exactly planting flowers, but more fun and creative ideas

you even recommended for him to do those fancy lights in the wintertime for extra money over break

(which he is totally going to do now)

it’s because of stuff like this that he trusts your ideas

it’s a good dynamic

You: “hey Sanha”

Sanha: “what?”

You: “I needed somebudy like you”

Sanha:

You:

Sanha: “I thought we agreed no more flower puns”

You: “you like themmmmm”

Sanha: “I don’t know about that but I know I like you ;)”

You: … “shutup”

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bouncydragon · 4 years

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

And we are at the end!

I didn’t read over this before I posted it, btw. So... sorry for any mistakes!

Well, hope you liked it even though it’s total nonsense.

*********

Chapter 8: Gwaine Duty

After Steve and Bucky had disappeared, presumably to have some horizontal fun (maybe even vertically, depending on how horny exactly they were), the rest of the Avengers just hung around the common area with the TV as background noise while they planned new mischief.

After some time though, conversation faded and they mostly watched some stupid movie which none of them would remember anyway.

Tony got up and knelt before Loki on the couch, who just raised a questioning eyebrow. "So what do you say to going on a candlelight dinner with me, your Highness?" he asked, smirking.

Loki chuckled while everyone else groaned. They already knew about this game of Loki and Tony and it was annoying. Frankly, all this lovey-dovey going on lately was annoying to those not in a committed relationship. Bucky's pining for Steve and Tony's and Loki's weird games. All too much, really. Tony and Loki were aware of their friend's annoyance though, so they did it on purpose, just to bug them. And they thrived doing that! Loki was the God of Mischief, and Tony his sidekick (with whom he was romantically involved).

"Hmm," Loki hummed and then grinned. "Let me ask my advisor."

Tony rolled his eyes and watched rather annoyed as Loki talked to Gwaine in dragon language.

"Mmmhmmm…," Loki hummed and nodded while Gwaine was talking about something. Nobody ever knew and they had to take Loki's word for it (literally) that what he translated was what the dragon had actually said.

They once had asked Thor why Loki could talk to dragons and he couldn't, to which Thor had replied that Loki had probably taught himself. Or maybe on his travels to Alfheim. Most likely it was both.

"My knees are starting to hurt, my liege!" Tony complained.

Loki just kept on chatting with Gwaine without paying Tony any attention. Most likely deliberately to tease him. And of course it worked, judging by the fact that Tony got up and grabbed Loki's hand.

"You're coming with me to that candlelight dinner that took me two days to arrange!" he practically ordered his still smirking boyfriend.

"But my advisor–," Loki started but was cut off.

"Uh-uh! Zip it!" Tony pulled Loki up from the couch. "Your advisor is staying here." He looked over at Clint. "Barton, you're on Gwaine duty!"

Then Tony picked Gwaine off Loki's shoulder and set him down in Clint's lap, before he pulled Loki with him to the elevator.

Once inside, Loki looked at Tony with a raised eyebrow. "You know he's going to screw it up, don't you?" he asked as the doors closed. Tony nodded. "And our dinner is going to be cut short?"

Tony turned to him and put an arm around his waist. "How about… for the night… his royal Highness forgets about the rest and focuses on his boyfriend?"

Loki looked at him for quite a long time, frowning as he thought about something. All the while, Tony merely smirked at him.

Loki's eyes widened as sudden realisation hit him and he gently punched Tony in the chest. "I KNEW YOU WERE JEALOUS OF GWAINE!" he practically yelled and grinned very self-satisfied at Tony, who just rolled his eyes.

Later…

Tony and Loki were entangled on the bed in their hotel room as suddenly Tony's phone rang. Both groaned annoyed but Tony picked up nonetheless when he saw that it was JARVIS. He put it on speaker.

"Sirs?" the voice of the AI sounded. "It's about Agent Barton."

Loki sighed and leaned against the headboard of the bed. "So much for forgetting everything."

Tony nodded. "What happened?" he asked JARVIS.

"Well," JARVIS drawled, which was quite uncharacteristic for him and Tony raised an eyebrow. "Gwaine turned him into a parrot."

Loki burst out laughing. He laughed so hard that he was actually tearing up. "Classic."

Tony frowned at him. That wasn't the reaction he had expected but given that this was Loki, the God of Mischief and infamous trickster, and that he and Gwaine had a history together, he really should've seen it coming. That also meant that Gwaine turning someone into a parrot had happened before. Tony would ask about it some other time.

"Also," JARVIS continued. "The tower was on fire and Gwaine is gone."

"It was?" Loki asked, probably referring to the 'the tower was on fire' bit. "That means it's not anymore. Good."

Suddenly a window burst open, scattering glass all over the floor, and a cat-sized dragon came flying into the room, making very excited and happy noises. He landed on the bed and immediately curled up in Loki's lap.

Loki smiled at him affectionately. "Aw, you were looking for me! Who's a good dragon?" Gwaine growled happily and huffed out a tiny cloud of smoke. "Yes, that's right! You are!"

And while Loki cuddled the dragon (How? Wasn't that uncomfortable?), Tony sat next to him with crossed arms and a very displeased expression.

"And you wonder why I'm jealous."

All Loki did was grin at him while he peppered Gwaine with affection.

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illstaywithstray · 4 years

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2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”

Note: Thanks for requesting! #1 is posted here! (Btw, if you’re curious, yes, this is based on that Scooby Doo episode hehe) I’d like to say that I’m trying to end this/keep it as short as possible, but if you’d like a full fic, drop a request :)

“So what you’re saying is... he’s dead? Like dead, dead? Like six feet under?”

“Seungmin,” you hissed, facially expressing that now was neither the time nor the place. He ignored you, eyes wide and focused on the man at the desk.

The lawyer from the local firm rubbed his temples, audibly exhaling through his nose. “Yes, Mr. Kim. Jinyoung Park has recently passed away. If there are no other questions about this matter, let us begin?” He looked around at the room, satisfied by the lack of questioning. “He stated in this will that this estate and his company would go to anyone who could successfully spend the night in this house. There’s no further explanation from this document, however, I would like to state that you are free to either stay the night or leave within ten minutes. There are rooms for you to stay in, but today will have to be the night in this document. Past the ten minutes, the doors will not be opened for you to leave.”

You glanced around the room at the various groups there. There were 5 groups sitting with their own members. You only came to support your boyfriend, who was, somehow, still able to eat after hearing the news. You’d already seen ITZY but noticed that they were about to leave.

“Yeji, wait, where are you guys going?”

“Oh, y/n. It’s nice to see you again, but let’s talk somewhere else.” The rest of the group glanced at the lawyer and then turned to the door. With a hushed tone, Yuna explained that there had been several disappearances in the house after the news of JYP reached them.

“What? Who disappeared?”

“The maid, butler, all the help in the house. Even his gardner who only comes around once a week.”

“That’s- weird. But there’s a lot of people in the house. And imagine how much this is all worth. We should just stick together.” They looked at each other, seeming to reconsider, but then shook their heads.

“We’ll see you after this is all over. Be safe y/n.” They headed to the car, and you stepped back in, rejoining the group.

“Hey, why’d they leave?” Jisung stuffed another complimentary pastry into his mouth, tilting his head.

“Can you ever just- anyway, guys, apparently people who used to work here under JYP all like, vanished. Like completely disappeared. Like, maybe we should leave?”

“It’s weird that the agency dude didn’t say anything about that,” Minho frowned, watching him step into his car.

“Y/n, it’s a rumor. I mean, who’s that then.” Woojin motioned towards the woman putting out more pastries.

“The love of my life.” Jisung hopped away. You grimaced, and then met Mark’s eyes from across the room. He whispered something to the other guys and made his way through the crowd.

“Hey, let’s talk.” He motioned you to follow him, tilting his head towards the coat closet.

“This is roomy.”

He rolled his eyes, sighing heavily. “Listen, I’ll make it quick. We’re past the ten minutes so we gotta stick together. I noticed that this entire house is bugged. Like cameras and random mics everywhere. I told the other guys, but Jinyoung’s the only other person who noticed. He said that he didn’t see anything in here, so that’s why we’re here. I heard you talking about the random disappearances, and I heard that too. We rode over here with ITZY and they told us about it.”

“Wait, wait, wait. So we’re... basically in a weird situation.”

He exhaled. “Yeah, basically. If there’s any hope of not disappearing, it’ll be if we all just stay awake in one room.”

The door swung open, and you looked up at Jisung, who raised his eyebrows. “Mark, what’re you doing? In a closet. With my woman?” You looked back at Mark, who mirrored your deadpan expression.

“We were canoodling.” You stepped around your shocked boyfriend, patting him on the shoulder. “Guys, let’s go up to our room. Mark, does everyone else... know?” He looked around the room, shrugging his shoulders.

“Know what?” Jay Park looked between the two of you, and you saw that the entire room, including the help, had been looking at you guys since you went into the closet. Mark spoke first. “It’s nothing. We’ll talk after we get up to the rooms.”

“So what was Mark talking about?” Jisung slumped onto the bed, inching to your side. You sat up, whispering everything that Mark had told you into his ear. He seemed to take everything in, contemplating your question from before.

“Is that why you asked to leave?”

“Yeah. This is weird.”

He fell back onto the pillows and lifted you across his lap, letting you straddle him. You leaned over, letting him kiss you.

Hyunjin gagged from across the room. “We’re in here too, just letting you know.”

“Yeah, sharing is caring y/n.” Felix nodded, agreeing with Hyunjin.

“That’s... not even close to what I meant, and ew, Felix, what?”

“Alright, alright. I think what everyone wants to know is what was Mark tryna tell you?” Changbin sat on his bed. You retold them what you had just told Jisung, explaining that it was probably in their favor to stay in a single room.

“Y/n, you realize that there are 28 people here.”

“Jeongin, this room is big enough to fit 50.”

“Touché.”

The door opened and Mark popped his head in. “Are we all caught up?”

Minho opened the door, revealing everyone else in the hallway. “Yeah, come in.”

As soon as everyone was settled, either on the floor or one of the ten king-sized beds around the room, Jisung and Jae began talking rapidly. “So our move is to get picked off in front of the group so that the rest of us can see who it is, right?”

“Jae, please, for the love of God, just listen to the smart people.” Wonpil pinched his nose bridge, trying not to scream again.

“I think it’s more like, bigger groups ensure safety. No one’s getting in or out, and several people can stay awake while others are asleep.” You nodded at your boyfriend approvingly, happy with his normal explanation. It was a foolproof plan, which was why it was weird that you woke up to a completely empty room when you woke up.

“What the heck?” You followed the clattering noises downstairs and saw Jinyoung Park making waffles for the guys. Not the one who had backed you up after Jackson Wang said that you should have been on the third watch to take his place.

“Oh, hi y/n, grab a plate.”

“Can someone please explain what’s going on?” Your boyfriend looked up from his plate, mouth full.

“Oh, morning babe. Apparently, he set this all up so that we could all meet up. Even the 2PM guys showed up. Funny, right? This must’ve cost a fortune to set up.”

“It actually did, the lawyer actor was actually Rain. Funny how you guys didn’t notice.”

“Have you lost your damn mind!?” Your jaw dropped.

“Maybe a little hehe, here.” The waffle he handed out to you got intercepted and quickly devoured by Jisung. Mark and the other Jinyoung mirrored your horrified yet relieved expression, sitting silently in the corner.

“Alright, hand me a mug. I need coffee.”

#jisung #stray kids #one shots #dae6 mention #rain mention #got7 mention #2pm mention #tw: death #tw: jyp

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jpat82 · 6 years

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Wrong Number

CHAPTER 4

You were just getting into bed when your phone chirped, alerting you to an incoming text. You swiped it off your night table and saw it was from Bas, it was photo. You unlocked your phone and opened the photo. It was a reflection in the bathroom mirror, just of his back. His dark locks were pulled into a low knot at the base of his skull, his broad shoulders took up much of the photo. He must of snapped it after he had got out of the bath, trickles of water slipped down the contours of the muscles in his back. You could also make out the definition of the triceps in the back of his arms, he kept his face out of picture which was now driving you nuts.

One thing was for sure was your text buddy worked out. Underneath the picture it was captioned. 'A pic for a pic, night y/n'

You weren't even sure how to reply to that, dear god. You shut the screen off and flopped back on your bed, the man's back was the best thing you had seen in your life. He put all the losers you ever dated to shame, and you just had phone sex with him? Seriously, did that actually just happen?

It seem to take for ever to fall asleep but when you did you dreams of that muscular back. Running your hands across it.

***** It was late the next day, curled up on the couch with Emily, the soon to be bride, watching Civil War for the hundredth time. The two of you were getting ready for Infinity Wars coming up. You were having a Marvel movie marathon, popcorn and pizza littered your coffee table. You heard the buzz from your phone, watching as the screen lit up. Your heart leapt, you reached out to picked it up.

Bas: hey sexy legs, how's your day going.

You smiled wide unlocking the screen.

You: doing better now, how was your flight? Btw that was one hell of image to go to sleep to.

"And who are you texting?" Emily's coy voice drew you back.

"Just a friend?" You replied, unsure how to reply to her.

"No, people don't start beaming over a friend texting like that." She grinned pausing the movie, turning to face you. The phone vibrated in your hands.

"If I tell you, promise not to freak out?" You say, the phone vibrated again.

"Promise." Her eyes went wide, giving you all of her attention now. You glanced down at your phone

. Bas: flight was okay, Chris was bugging me. He saw me texting you last night at the bar. Wanted to know what was going on.

Bas: as for the pic, glad you like it. ;)

"Text him back and then tell me everything." She giggled, you felt your face flush up.

You: what did you tell him, cause I'm about to get twenty questions from Emily.

"So you remember that day at the coffee shop, you know when Isabella chewed me out!" You started, hoping Bas would text you back so you knew what to tell her.

Bas: just the truth. You had been a wrong number, that never stopped texting. Lol. He started laughing and asked why I was still texting back.

"Anyway, it was a wrong number." You started to explain, she nodded willing you to go on. "And we've just kept texting."

"Seriously? That's all?" She raised an eyebrow at you.

"Yes, it's easy to talk to him. It's nothing against you and the girls but, I don't have much in common with you guys anymore." You didn't mean for it to sound the way it did, and out of all your friends, she would be the one to understand. "I love you guys, I really do. It's just he listens, and gives me feedback especially on my writing."

"No, I get it." She smiled warmly at you, you sighed in relief. "So have you met him yet?"

"No, and the odds are I won't. He lives in New York." You replied, regretfully.

You: so why did you keep texting me? Lol. Not that I'm complaining.

"Well, I'm glad you have him to talk to then." She smiled, turning the movie back on, just in time to watch Bucky rip the motorcycle out from under the guy and flip onto it.

Bas: cause you had me hooked at ritual sacrifice. So what are you and Emily doing?

You: watching a movie, been watching movies all day actually.

Bas: what movie, btw, Chris is bugging me to tell you hi.

You: Captain America civil war. One of my favorites. Hi Chris.

Bas: oh yeah, your man is in that one. That stan dude.

You: oh shut up you. He's gorgeous, and incredibly talented.

Bas: oh really? You: did you not see him in once upon a time as the mad hatter? Plus, the way he plays off Bucky in Captain America winter soldier was amazing.

Bas: meh, he's okay. I mean isn't the star of both those movie Captain America?

You: I'll give you that, but Captain and Bucky's relationship is the dynamic of the whole movie including the first. It's what drove him to go into the Hydra lair was to get back his best friend.

Bas: I have a feeling I'm about to get a whole lot of crazy over analyzed fandom thrown at me again. Just like the last time I argued that RDJ made a better Sherlock.

You: have you given Benedict's Sherlock a chance?

Bas: yes.

You: and?

Bas: we are not getting back into that argument.

You: there is no argument, you know I'm right. Cause if you didn't think so you'd still argue with me on it, both you and I know that.

Bas: so what did you tell Emily?

You: HA! Change of subject, knew it.

You: just the truth, it was a wrong number at that one point. But that we kept talking. Though I didn't include last night into it.

Bas: yeah, I'm not telling Chris that happened. He would razz the shit outta me for that.

You: I'd get the mother hen treatment, so yeah.

Bas: why?

You: cause I'm the baby out of the group, she's been my best friend longer then the rest of them? Who knows.

Bas: but your a grown ass woman, you want to have phone sex you can.

You: and you won't tell Chris again, why?

Bas: very different situation.

You: shh Bucky's on.

Bas: such a fan girl.

You: I'm not a shamed, I'll admit it.

Bas: dork.

"So what all do you two talk about anyway?" Emily asked, you glanced up at her and chewed your lip.

"Well, I've sent him multiple stories I've been working on. Other then that how our days are going, we talk about movies and music. About our friends. I don't know, just talk." You reply with shrug as phone went off multiple times in a row. You looked down.

Bas: shit, he's going to kill me, but i don't think you know but he talks about you a lot and doesn't realize it.

Bas: this is Chris btw, Seb set his phone down. I don't know who you are but you make him happier then he has been in a long time.

Bas: freaking punk, I'm going to kill him. Brb.

"And evidently he talks about me." You say shaking your head, grinning like an idiot. Her brows knotted together. "His friend Chris got a hold of his phone, and sent me two texts."

"Uh oh, sounds like trouble." She replied giggling.

"To be honest it sounds like something his friend Anthony would do, not Chris." You chuckle, She wiggled her eyebrows at you. "What? Told you we talk about our friends."

You: well if you murder him you need an alibi.

Bas: you're my alibi.

You: um, I'm not even sure where your at.

Bas: London.

You: I'm still in the us.

Bas: well shit, now what am I going to do? Do you think it's possible to stuff a six foot, two hundred twenty pound man into a mattress.

You: depends, what size mattress?

Bas: king size, duh

You: yeah, I think you could pull it off but your name will still be on the hotel receipt.

Bas: not helping.

You: there's the Thames River? It's always a thought.

@kitkatkl @mrs-meghan-winchester @ms-sith

#sebastian stan #sebastian stan fic #sebastian stan x reader #wrongnumber

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pika-ace · 7 years

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I just saw an ask that reminded me that I wrote down the Pokémon partners for the Hamilton crew (and pictured them all reacting to the shit their stupid human partners go through) so I figured I may as well put it on here! @flowersfangsandfire Hamilton: Growlithe/Arcanine • Because Little Lion. • Basically, they met on the Caribbean, both orphans, and they hung out with each other, and Growlithe was always there for Alex during tough times, comforting him when his father left and mother died, and it even saved his life when the hurricane hit. • Probably evolved during the war (but I have another scenario in mind) • Actually SLEEPS unlike his dumb human. • Arcanine is basically Alex's conscience that he ignores; it knew what was up during Say No to This, but did Alex listen? Eliza: Eevee/Flareon • Because Burn. That's really the only justification I got • Hatched out of an egg along with its three siblings • Part of a trio of Eevee's with Angelica and Peggy's. Just as close as their human partners • Met Alex's Growlithe during Helpless and hit it off right away (and I checked, those two can breed) • Evolved when the war was about over because picture this: imagine that shortly after Hamilton returns, Arcanine is still a Growlithe. They just got an egg but someone attacks them (idk a soldier or something) and Growlithe and Eevee team up to defend their humans. They happen to be in town when this happens and the fight broke a window that sells Evolution stones and two Fire Stones rolled out sooooooo insert badass tag team here • Basically the same as Eliza in terms of being a mom and has tons of Eevee and Growlithe eggs with her mate (Hamilkids have a TON of playmates) • When the affair happens it doesn't really blame Arcanine (I don't think Pokémon can really cheat) but Alex? Oh man, he gets within five feet of Eliza, his ass is getting burned • Both Arcanine and Flareon are pretty pissed at Alex but they forgive him when Quiet Uptown Happens Aaron Burr: Houdour/Houndoom • Honestly because this was the only Pokémon that I could see as a parallel to Arcanine • Arcanine and Houndoom get along better than Alex and Burr do when things start going downhill. They're a bit snippy but they can be civil (cause Pokémon are smart) • Is totally doting father to his children like Aaron is to lil Theo Washington: Braviary • BIGGEST reason why everyone glorified Washington; an awesome general AND his partner is a majestic eagle?? This man is the best!! • Looks at all the Pokémon of the soldiers as its children (Martha's Pokémon is a Pidgeot and they can't breed 😭) • Is calm and collected in the tent, but on the battlefield, look out. • Has saved the smaller Pokémon in battle too many times to count Angelica: Sylveon • The only Eevee-lution I deem fabulous enough for her • Majestic in attitude and battle; was the first to evolve out of the three • Doesn't share a romantic interest in Alex's Pokémon but a decent amount of respect; treats Growlithe/Arcanine like a little brother despite size difference later Laurens: Teddiursa • Tiny but mighty • Wants to be an Ursaring soooo bad but...Laurens interlude happens and... 😭 Hercules: Machoke/Machamp • Only thing I could think of • Although I like to think he has a Leavanny back home to help sew along with other bug types (gotta get that silk!) • Evolved during the war Lafayette: Gallade • Only Pokémon good enough for Revolutionary Lancelot • Cuts fast while Laf raps fast XD Jefferson: Furfrou (La Reine trim; but he'd probably change the trim every week) • Just as pompous (and French) as his human • Always rubs its fabulous fur in Arcanine's face just to annoy him • Arcanine is pretty gentle and even HE hates Furfrou and Jefferson Madison: Mime Jr. • Mostly because that image makes me laugh • Imagine this little thing just miming everything the humans do during Cabinet Battles XD Peggy: Jolteon • Matches the color • and both are underrated (in my opinion) Theodosia Sr.: Snorunt/Froslass • Seems like the perfect match for a dark doom dog • Evolved after they got married • Loves draping herself around her mate with her flowing scarf-like body • And yeah this gives Theo Jr either a Snorunt or a Houndour, take your pick Philip Hamilton: Eevee • Smol and innocent like its partner • BTW forgot to mention duels are basically Pokémon battles, but Nuzlocke rules apply if you don't watch it George Eacker: Raticate • Philip's poor little Eevee went out in a pretty bad way 😭 Maria Reynolds: Ninetails • Super beautiful and the only thing that I could see flirting with an Arcanine • Obviously feels really bad for her partner • I like to think Arcanine, Ninetails and Houndoom all team up to take down James when things get rough James Reynolds: Scrafty • Cause both of them are little punks Charles Lee: Grandbull • Both are just as full of themselves • Teddiursa Focus Punches that mother during the duel Schuyler Parents: Leafeon and Glaceon (if anyone cares)

#whew!#that was a challenge #I had to make this whole post on my phone #Hamilton #Pokémon #hope you guys like this #feel free to expand or draw if you so desire #hamilton au #pokémon au

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