thinking about lyctor eyes. Always.
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Locked Tomb AU where everyone is Formula 1 racecar drivers, ft. Griddlehark and the Tridentarii, which nobody asked for
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Tlt Bodies Bodies au
Harrow is dragging her definitely-not-unemployed girlfriend Gideon to a party at her awful friends' mansion
Tridentarii hosting, the Sixth is also there
Everything is just kind of awkward until (offscreen) Naberius accidentally kills himself trying to copy a knife trick he saw Camilla do
Pal goes out to check the car and finds out that the battery ran out while the others look for Cam, assuming that she killed him; they catch her by surprise and Ianthe kills her in " self defense " (unrealistic and tragic, I know)
Pal comes back and they tell him Cam went to bed early to ignore their shenanigans
He tries to have a heart-to-heart with Harrow and she flips tf out, minutes later his body turns up
, suspicion flying everywhere
Corona finds out that Ianthe hate-listens to her podcast while Gideon and Harrow look on in horror
Gideon dispatches Ianthe but doesn't trust that Harrow was honest about cutting things off with her
Find phone, whoopsie daisy
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harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's
(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)
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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.
You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).
You are Ianthe Tridentarius.
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saw this polar bear picture and couldn't resist
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