Itadori: Help I lost my boyfriend Megumi
Police: Okay describe him to me
Itadori: *tearing up* He's beautiful
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geto: why are you lying on the floor?
gojo: I have depression
gojo: also I've been stabbed, can you get shoko
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Sukuna: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Yuji: Thank god.
Sukuna: Shut up, brat.
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Gojo: Remember at our wedding when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?
Geto: Satoru, what did you do?
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Peter: Hey Matt, do you know someone named Gege?
Matt: No, I don't. Why?
Peter: Because according to this letter from him, I'm being drafted to fight some guy named 'Sukuna, the King of Curses' or shit like that.
Matt, grabs the letter and starts ripping it: That's not something you need to be worried about.
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Geto: I think im in love with Gojo
Shoko:
Geto:
Geto: any thoughts?
Shoko: and prayers, you're going to need them
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Gojo: These flowers look so amazing.
Geto: Yeah
Gojo: I want to give them to the most amazing person that exists. You know who that is?
Geto: *blushes* Who?
Gojo: Me
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