馃寛 Happy Pride Month to:
A pansexual autistic girl dad who's in love with his best male friend
A bisexual woman in a poly relationship with her clone and husband
A bisexual man who likes male alien parasites and mermen
A bisexual teenager who's boy AND girl crazy
Morty...
...and whatever he had going on with Bruce Chutback.
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"pathetic housewife. canonically amazing cook. keeps bees. voiced by chris parnell. he has it all."
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I am here to discuss 5 similarities between Jerry and snails.
1. When snails feel threatened, they run? They hide?? THEY RECOIL THEMSELVES IN THEIR INSIGNIFICANCE, HIDE THEIR EYES BEHIND THEIR FLESH AND CRY, HOPING NOT BEING CAUGHT. And that's SOOOO JERRY!!!!
2. Most people considered snails DISGUSTING, while I consider them just pathetic, silly, cutie loving creatures. That's exactly same dinamic when it comes to everyone that likes Jerry.
3. Snails are stupid. I really need to elaborate on this one?
4. Snails are slow, absurdly dumb and defenseless towards anything that is really willing to hurt them. I really need to elaborate on this one?虏
5. When you try to help snails, you think they'll be grateful??? You think they'll make it easy for you???? THEY WILL MAKE IT HARDER, for you to realize that trying to help a snail is completely useless and you're losing your time. Jerry isn't ANY DIFFERENT.
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JERRY I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS. COUNT YOUR MSIERABLE DAYS BECAUSE ITS LIMITED
Okaayyy, Rick. Maybe I'll just...
@anti-morty
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jerry smith... save me...jerry smith. save me jerry smith
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"possession is nine tenths of my ass!"
Bonus: Memory Rick and his sculptures
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ik this isn't new or anything but the fact that aside from morty, the whole smith/sanchez house is canonically queer is so freaking cool! seriously how did this show amass so many anti sjw reddit ass men as a fanbase when 80% of the main characters are queer? i think summer got a female love interest in 2019 and beth's whole sapphic horse girl thing happened last season, but jerry and rick have been canon since season 2.
like idk im just saying this show is awfully gay and has been for a while. i genuinely don't get it when i see people bitching about rick and morty going woke or whatever.
i don't have anything like intellectual to say about the representation or queer themes in the show, it just makes me happy. having a family sitcom where the family is a fruit basket with one token straight isn't exactly a common occurrence, and it just so happens that's what my family's like. shoutout to morty and my mother, we love our allies
season 7 spoilers
YESSSSSS summer gf arc?
anyways i doubt she's coming back i just think it'd be pretty sick and dope if she did
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tw : blood
not only evil Morty is the greatest. he also has the most healthy relationship with himself out of every evil gang member.
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They pulled a Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (to me).
I loved today鈥檚 episode SO MUCH, GUYS! :y
BURGER & FRIES!
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