What I think the X Men team eats on their hotdogs
Wolverine: Mayonnaise. One of my older co workers does this and I think he would too.
Cyclops: slathered in Ketchup like a fucking bitch baby.
Jean: Ketchup and mustard
Morph: Likes chili dogs with cheese and onions
Nightcrawler: Stereotypical but he eats his with mustard and sauerkraut
Gambit: Eats his with coleslaw and old bay sprinkled on it
Jubilee: Doesn’t have acid reflux or digestive issues yet so eats hers with nacho cheese and jalapeños
Storm: Likes hers Chicago style,
Beast: Doesn’t eat hotdogs because “do you know what’s in those things ?”
Rogue: Relish and mustard
Professor X: Like Beast, doesn’t eat them because “don’t you know what’s in those ?”
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Does anyone else recall the time Tim Drake and Jubilation Lee were canonically together?
Or, well, kinda.
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What I think X Men team puts on their eggs
Wolverine: He mostly eats his eggs with steak so he puts A1 sauce on them
Cyclops: Drowned in ketchup like a little bitch baby
Jean: plain. A dash of salt and sprinkle of pepper if she’s feeling daring.
Gambit: Not even trying to be funny but gambit gives me the type to over season his eggs. If he makes you eggs all you’re gonna be tasting is old bay and seasoning, your eggs are gonna end up tasting like a seafood boil. And he still puts hot sauce on them.
Rogue: Tabasco sauce
Morph: Won’t even look at an egg unless it has cheese
Jubilee: Eats her eggs on toast with a drizzle of sriracha sauce
Storm: Eats hers with onions and chives and the drizzle of that sauce that comes on eggs Benedict
Beast: He only eats his hard boiled with salt and pepper
Professor Xavier: His family once got eggs and a fertilized egg got in there by mistake and he telepathically linked minds with the fetus and it said ‘please don’t eat me’ and he’s been traumatized from eggs ever since
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The X-men are literally just what any average queer friend group looks like
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