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whoisinmyhousehelp · 1 day

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Comment I saw on a hard to be the bard video: ”Oh EmM gEe VoX fRoM hAzBiN HoTeL 😻”

BITCH

NO

that is BROADWAY STAR, FIVE TIME TONY NOMINEE, TWO TIME TONY WINNER, CHRISTIAN BORLE. GET IT RIGHT.

#issac talks 💬#Falsettos #marvin falsettos #legally blonde #Shakespeare something rotten #this is a joke

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chevrolangels · 1 hour

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everyone is sooooooooo anti-destiel until a major historical event happens

#this is a joke #destiel #donald trump #45 for ts

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peggingeddiediaz · 1 day

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Maybe Eddie can find absolution in between Buck and Tommy who will do everything in their power to rail his catholic guilt away.

#this is a joke #unless 👀#buddietommy maybe?#911 spoilers #911 abc #eddie diaz #buddie #evan buckley #tommy kinard

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thegreatgremlingang · 1 day

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broke: Jiang fengmian thirsted after cangse sanren and took in wei ying bc he was cangse sanren's child

woke: Jiang fengmian was literally just good friends with cangse sanren

BESPOKE: Jiang fengmian and cangse sanren formed the Wei Changze simp club so they could collectively thirst after wei changze and jiang fengmian took in wei ying bc he was WEI CHANGZE (and his homie cangse sanren)'s child

#mdzs shitposting #wei wuxian #jiang fengmian #cangse sanren #this is a joke #i don't like jfm very much bc he IS a shitty father but this thought is too good to keep to myself #shitpost #jfm and cangse trading wei changze photocards and arguing who is closer to him #“I'm his master” “IM HIS FUTURE WIFE” “THAT DOESNT COUNT” “its ok we can go peer at his abs later” “good idea”#just some thoughts #my smooth orb of a brain came up with #this is not a serious post #don't take this seriously #yipeeee #bye pookies #mwah #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mo dao su zhi

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cirrus-grey · 10 hours

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I also just want to point out that Violet never said what questions that reaching figure in the alley was asking so until proven otherwise I’m going to assume it was “can I have a cigarette?”

#this is a joke #also btw augustus remains the spookiest bitch ever i dont know if its his voice or the cases but #this one and the violin one have scared the ever-loving shit out of me #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #original post #my magnus protocol stuff #18 solo work #queue cause i'll be at work when the episode airs #1 anglerfish

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girlbossblog444 · 1 day

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He's so pretty, i want him to drop dead

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cassandracain52 · 5 hours

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My Batfamily’s favorite superheros headcanons

Dick: Superman (is actually supported by cannon several times)

Barbara: Robin. Note: She never says which one because she enjoys watching the chaos (It’s Dick tho)

Jason: Wonder Woman (I don’t know where exactly this headcanon first started but it feels so in character it’s perfect)

Cass: Batgirl/Oracle (I just feel like she looks up to Babs a lot, similar to how Damian admires Dick)

Tim: Blue Beetle/Ted Kord (I’m basing this solely off when Tim goes full fanboy in Birds of Prey (1999) issue #19) Note: Will say Batman if asked as he is an Batman Stan first

Stephanie: Black Canary (basing this off of Birds of Prey #40)

Duke: Flash (Shamelessly Based off Wayne Family Adventures, feels right)

Damian: Batman. Note: Will not specify which if asked

Bruce: It’s Alfred.

#batfam #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #duke thomas #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #cassandra cain #headcanon #this is a joke #don’t take this too seriously #if you disagree that’s chill too #That’s why I said headcanon

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alextextbook · 2 days

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Rick didn’t bring technology into the Riordanverse bc he knows Nico and Rachel would eat up the twink and redhead trend on TikTok.

#this is a joke #ik rachel probably has a phone #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjoverse #heroes of olympus #hoo #nico di angelo #pjo fandom #rachel elizabeth dare #pjo hoo toa tsats #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo #the sun and the star #tsats

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fromgoy2joy · 1 day

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My dear friend is making sims for the characters in the book I'm writing. She texted me, forlorn that there was no kippah option for the one jewish dad who does wear one.

I respond “Don’t worry!! Any hat will do because in the area he lives in, he’d probably not wear one in the open because of the antisemitism!”

So.. ask not what antisemitism does for you but what you can do with antisemitism.

Or however that quote goes.

#fromgoy2joy thoughts #this is a JOKE #ANTISEMITISM JS BAD #but sometimes convenient- no no no #jkjkjk #jumblr #jewish #jewblr #jewish convert #jewish tumblr #jewish conversion #jewish humor #tw antisemtism #antisemitism #Jewishness #Judaism #Jewish stuff #dark jewish humor

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calistra1star · 2 days

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I really tried to spell gracious like this

Like bro this looks like this is a Spanish word

#funny #lol #humor #jokes #memes #tumblr humor #funny memes #haha #funny post #funny shit #lol memes #best memes #tumblr memes #dank memes #joke #funny jokes #this is a joke #hilarious #hahaha

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warpedpuppeteer · 13 hours

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Buck has abandonment issues but Eddie will never abandon him. Eddie compares all his romantic partners to his dead wife and dumps them but Buck has never been compared to Shannon once and also will never leave him anyways. Two birds meet one stone. You can solve each other's trauma COME ON GUYS.

#buddie #911 abc #911 buddie #this is a joke #their traumas can't be solved by eavh other BUT it certainly HELPS #wanna knock their hwads together like coconuts #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley

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phan-and-dil-tears · 8 hours

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Not to be heteronormative on gayme but I think we know who tops

#this is a JOKE #I saw all the people saying “’situationship’ and thought of this #side note: we NEED a new gaming vid STAT #I need to see them together talking about this and Dan joking about Phil being edgy now #also we need Phil in that barbed wire lookin necklace again #they didn’t like the look of it but I thought it was a Vibe #phandom #dan and phil #amazingphil #phil lester #dan howell #danisnotonfire #blond phil lester #sister daniel

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clawdouobit · 2 days

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holm would be totally down to eat another person if his religion didn’t forbid eating meat btw

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #holm kranom #holm dungeon meshi #this is a joke

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monstermoviedean · 2 days

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picture this: behind every comment, every anon ask about how jackles is a big meanie, someone is crying into their keyboard as they type. and that someone is jared padalecki

#this is a joke

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djdangerlove · 1 day

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It’s not Amir that blows up the Grant-Nash house. It’s not the cruise ship pirates. But a secret third thing…it’s Jim from Larry’s Burgers.

#this is a joke #but I do miss Jim #he was a real one #911 abc #911 spoilers #only because I mentioned the house

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pup-void · 1 day

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Doing leather maintenance while listening to the rocky horror soundtrack on vinyl. I've hit peak kinky queer.

#pup void whines #this is a joke #but also Like the gayest thing I could be doing besides actively having gay sex

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