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incorrect-straykz · 1 day

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hyunjin: Wanna hear some dark humor?

minho: Yeah, I love dark humor.

hyunjin: Alright.

hyunjin: *Turns off the lights*

hyunjin: Knock knock.

minho: Turn the damn lights back on.

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straykidsdefender · 2 days

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Felix: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Bangchan: Waking up in the morning and realizing your phone didn't charge because you forgot to plug it in.

Han: Waking up in the morning.

Lee Know: Waking up.

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hwangism143 · 3 days

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Minho: I need some help with my homework, Jisung. Jeongin: What’s the assignment? Minho: I’m supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments. Jeongin: What’s your issue? Minho: That’s the problem. I can’t think of anything to argue. Jeongin: That’s hard to believe. Minho: I’m always right and everybody else is always wrong! What’s to argue about?!

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hyunlix-lover4 · 4 months

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Minho: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Chan: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Minho: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Chan, recording: This is so cute.

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chaotickpop · 2 months

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Wooyoung: Why does hyung always do the laundry so loudly?

Hongjoong: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.

Seonghwa, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*

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str4ykin9s · 3 months

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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here

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atzftv · 3 months

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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.

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spiltinksky · 4 months

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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

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incorrect-staytiny · 10 months

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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

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peridotsrealm · 1 month

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seonghwa: guys i just found out part of my name means star!!

san: mine has to do with mountains!!

yunho: mine is about fate and destiny!!

hongjoong: IM THE CENTER OF THE WORLD BITCHES

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love-zara-skz · 7 months

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Chan: I'm going on a date.

Minho: No.

Chan: What?

Minho: Chores before whores.

Chan:

Minho: Dishes before bitches.

Chan:

Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.

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incorrect-straykz · 1 day

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seungmin: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

hyunjin: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

chan: Wasps?

jeongin: Terriers?

seungmin: felix.

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straykidsdefender · 2 days

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Seungmin: No one blackmails Changbin hyung, but us.

Han: Yeah! Messing with Changbin hyung is a privilege, not a right!

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hwangism143 · 17 hours

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Jeongin: You know what your problem is? Hyunjin: I only have one?

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hyunlix-lover4 · 3 months

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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

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qtenthusiasm · 2 months

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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

donghyuck: yes.

mark: okay.. may i know what you create?

donghyuck: problems.

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