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paw--on--heart · 2 days
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Twerking developed from a tailless species' subconscious expression of desire for the experience of wagging your tail
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callmezeeshan · 21 hours
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People don't always say "I love you",
sometimes it sounds like:
"Be safe."
"Did you eat?"
"Call me when you're home."
"I made you this."
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dyouknowwhatimean · 2 days
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when people act shocked when you say you like someone older and they're like "she could be your mother😖" and it's someone with like a 12 years age gap, well we'd have a problem if she was my mother wouldn't we...
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alisarmad · 1 day
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Never be a bandage for someone's wound. Because once the wound is healed, people throw the bandage away.
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lilcathsmith · 3 days
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Crime Show Meme - CSI insp. [1/10 episodes]
"Concentrate on what cannot lie. The evidence." - Pilot (Season 1 Episode 1, 6th October 2000)
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moonlit-ripples · 8 months
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phanrenaissance · 2 months
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cute first date ideas! 😍
make slime together 🎨
visit a cottage 🌹
make a bonfire 😊
play piano for him 🎶
invite a third 😳
summon him
s̶̭̥̎̈̂̿͊̎u̸̩̦̹̇͛̄m̷͍̕m̵̘̲̫͕̪͆̀̚ö̴̝̗̰͎́̃̐́͝n̵̪̤̯̒ ̷̥̲̑́̐̀h̸̩̜̫̘̝̐́i̴̺͔̝͇̠̥̾m̶͖̪̰̹͜͝ ̴̡̖̗̱͒̂̃
ş̴̡̧̙̲̞͍͖̜̲̻̜̫͕̏̎͜u̴̟̣̜̍́m̴̲͕̝͚͎̪̫͇̥͉̩̦̰̞͂͌͆̅̎̇̕m̷̄̍̒̉͋̄̀͐̔͋̿͆̕͜͝ó̴̧̨̧̙̟͎̙̯̼̯̱̖͙͂̃̍̓̆̇̀̂͗́̈́͐̓n̴̛͎̄̋́̒̑́̏̿ͅ ̸̥͖̰̠̺̤͑͛̂̈́̀̑̈́͛͛̏͝ḩ̵̡̡͙̗̰̭͙̫̣̤̬̉̿̐͆̉̈̓̎̌̊͗̍̈́͆̚͝ͅî̷̫̫̱̤͖̺̗̝̮̈́̄̎̔̍́̃͂͝͝m̶̹̼̮̦͍̩̈́͂͋̓͒̑̓́͒̈͒̚͝ͅ ̵̨͍̰̩͓̪̞̫̉̿̽
ṣ̸̡̘̜̬̩͎̳̭̳̙͔̤͍̳̼̜͚͕͎͕͕̓̐̆̍̓͒̇̈́̽̋̾͒̈́̓̐̀̒̈̏̏̎̏̐͐̿͘͝͝u̵̢̧̡̨̨̩̰̼̞̜̣̼͚̫̝̗̖̺͇̭̦̦̭͈͎͚̻̮̦̤̖̦̝͐̀̎̀̆̊͌͂̿̔͛͒̿̿̇͊̐͆̈́̾̇̈̓͐̐͋̋̕̕͜ͅm̶̡̨̡̛̛̛̯̳͈̲̻̗͍͈̦̲̬̼̪̹͍̱̗̈́͂̓̌̍́͒̈́͂̈́͐̋̀̀̾͋̾̽̊̄̑̋̂͋̚̚͝m̴̡̧̢͓̥̜̻̠͎̣̪͎͓̟̫̪̱̜̭̯̥͐͒̍̍́͆͋̌̎̈́̉̓̈́̿̚̕̕͜͝͝͝o̷̞͕̿̋́̅̍́͌̉̓̉͋̄̔͊̀̈̈́͌̈́͒͊͠n̷̛̛͇͑̄̍̔͊̀̄͋́͆̃̒̒͐̓̈́̈̌̋̀͋͆̀́̾̚̕̚͝͝͠ ̵̧̧̨̝͇̜̖̠̞̙̺̫̲͖̩͉͖̞͈̟͙̱̮͎̖͉͉̈̆̽͂͛̽̓̐̅̓̈́̔̃̇͆̊̏̂͋̏̔̀̄͘͠͝͝͠͠ḩ̵̢͙͎̟̰̣̥̥͓̙̹͇̘̣͔̼̥͓̟̝̰̩͙̝̮̩͉̫̟̟͆͜͜ͅî̵̛̳̒̄̏͌̄̑̅̏́̓̂͂̓́̕͝͠m̴͎͈̪͖̈́̓͐̇̿̾́̐̓̉̇͊͆͆̒̂̇̒̓̉̑͂̑͛̚͘͝͠ ̷̨̧͇̤̖̲̥̺͓̫̫̫̯̹̘̹̟̪̃͋̌̆̾̎̂́̅́͗̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅ
s̶̢̡̨̨̢̨͈͇̹̱̭̰̥͚͕̻͚͎̦̰̺̘̭̪̝̖̳̦̭̥̬̝͚̠͍̟͚̹̙̄̄͛̈́͆̿̋̄͝ͅͅū̵̳̦͋̿̈́́̕͠m̴̡̨̨̖̣͓̙̮̝͔̭̜̒̈̇̌͒͛̔̌͋̉͊̑̓̂̓̓̌̋̐̐̍̆̓̽͘͘̚͝͝͝͝m̵̧̗̹̹̟̣̹̣͙̟̬̱̦͔̭̐̌̆̅́͆̀̈͋̈́̂̆̌̿̽̊̍̑̑̃͒͊̈́͝͝ǫ̴̢̢̨̡̛̘̠̭̱͙̬͖͔͍̗̗̮͇͇͉̗̻́͋̔̊̑̑͌͑̀̿̈́̆̓̇͐̆̋̈́̀̓͊̉̋̓̓̚͝͠͝n̸̢̡̡̨̛̛̞͙̪̻̠̻̤̝̺̹̼̤̟͇̤̙̰̥̼̺͓̯̱̪̙̳̬̼̰̘͔̓̌̅͐̑̇͑̌̔̀͗̋́̽̂̍͛͛̽̋͒̈̽͋͆͂̑͑̌͒̋͊͂͑͆̓̈́͌̌̚̕̕̚̚͝͠͠ͅͅ ̴̨̛̹̯̣̖̼̟̥̗̳̠̠̺̟͚̔͂̇̒̾̿͋͋̋̊̏̒͐̌͆͛̑̐̾͌́͂̋̈́͝͝ͅḧ̴̢̝̞̘͈̼͔̯͎̬̭̞̯́͐͛͛̆͛͌̄͛͒̀̆͑͆̾̿̆̏̍̒́̄̉̂̕̚͝ͅȉ̵̝̖͋͌̊̀̊̄̈́̋̓͐̌̂̑̈̔͋̇̔̊́̂̔̆̎͆̈́̾̈́̊́͋̈́̓̾͋̓̂͗̚̕͝͠m̷̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͇̬̪̲̗̖̫̰̪͕͓͍̩̫͉̟̞̏̇̑̐͂̄̅͊̀́̃̒͑̈̽̐̆̃͋͒͒̈́̿̈́̆̐͋̀͆̊͋̾̍̉͘͘ͅ ̸͎͕͎̩͉̦̣̘̬͚͙̰͇͈͒̌͆̍̌̿̋͠
Ḩ̶̧̡̧̧̛̱̪̙̫͔̗̫̠̠̜̙̹̩̎̒̉͂͗̀͒̔̉̂̒̐̈́͛̄̉̌͐̾̂̀͘͘͠E̵̛͍̺͚̼̱̓͂̀̈́̀̈́̌̽̃̇̏͂͌̅̂̋͊̕̕͜ ̴̢̮̘̘͚̜̫̳̙͇̲̦̟̪̤̱͙̲̮̜́͐͊̓̃̀͊̏̊̽̓͝I̵̡͙̙͙̫̻̥͚̣̖͎̻͇͍̩̯̗͉̹̫̠̬͓̥͈̟̫͍͍͉͍̐͆̓̒͆̒̌́͆̐͆̾̒̄̓͗̑̿̒͋̒̚͜͜ͅͅS̵̡̨̡̡̝̥͍̜͙̰̤̙̼̝̱̖͓͉̘̼̲͙̲̙͉̜͔͓̠̱͈̟̥̘̣̐͌̈́̍̀́͗̍͑̊́̈́͊̊̍͒̌̇̽̓̿̈̇̾͋͋̇̂͘͜ ̵̯̦̼̼̻̗̽̌̃͗̋̐̋͋̑̊̇̇͑̈̉̐̈́̔̓͒̉̉͗͌̃̾͋̊͊̋ͅŔ̸̻͉̣̭͙̖͔͖̗͖̦̲͍̔̊̒̓̔̈́̀̇͑͑̍̅̓̅͒̂̐͒͑͂̍͗̆̈͛̈́͘̕̚͘̕Į̴̡̨̛͍̤͎̘̰̞̼̣̺͎̬̯̝̣̻̟͔̫̫͙̳͚̔̎̈͗̒̈́̄́̅̉̈́̂́́̾̎̉̄͆̉̑͒̇̈̇̅̌͒̿̌̔́̒̂͌̅̄̌͒̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̡̛̤͍͍͉̰̦̞̮̫̾̿͊̍͒̐̀̃̂̃̈̾̎̍͋̈́̆̓̚͝Ē̸̡̡̡̢̢̡̢͚̗͚̦̜̹̱̠̺̲̭͖͕͎̪͇̟̣̹̲̜͈͙̤̺̫͇̝͇̮͕̝̠̰̩̤͎̼̆̄́͆̒̓̐̅͌̂̓̎͆͗̏̈́͋̀͆̂͛͊͌̓̈̈̽̂̑̇̆̋̀̌̇̽̎̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠N̷̡̛̘̞̰̪̘̥̦̰̤̅̀̓̔͋̃̆̔̅̈́̃̈͒̉͊̃̑̂̇̽̈́̓͊̅̉̄͋̆͘͘̚͝͠͝ͅ
D̶̢̛̳̭͇͉̹̻̳̦̖̮̳̳̭̮̯͚̻̜͖̯̳̹̘̲̓͊̈́̒͋̑̌́̔͒͛́̿̋̏̐͌̾̍̆́͆̌̀̒̊̈̒́͆́́͊̂̏̄͌̑̔̐̾͘̕̕͘͜͜ͅƠ̷̡̢̝̺̟̗̞͍̖̇̀͐͒͐͛̅͛̏̋̐̿̓̈͌͗̾̾̄̏̒͋̕͘͜͝͠͠Ņ̶̨̧̟̘͙̝̼̖͔̱̠͇̰͔̣͈̹͕̩̩̺̻̱̜̩͖̮̯̤̃̐̋̎̽̂̀̉̂͐̿̔̓̎̕͜'̴̘̱̩̣͎̪͚̏͑͑̓̂̓̐͐͌̈͘͝T̸̡̛̠͔͍͙̘̹͉͔̮̬̯̤͙̥͕͖̉̋̀̊̈̇̿̆̐̔̓͛́̂̈̋̐͆̈́͑̂͂̈͗̕̕͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ ̴̧̡̡̡̛͖̻͕̞̻͇̥͕͚̥̮̪̜̝͈̰̙͙͕̩̯̬̫̲̗̣̗͕̻̟̦̫̭͍͎̙͓̜̝͌͑̃̇́͛̈́̍͌̎̊͛̓̏̎̏͐͒̐̉͋̓̐͐̀̈́̃͘̚̚͜͜ͅÇ̶̨̥̜̰̤̫̪̘̰̖̫̻̬̣̭͚̫̩̹̞͕̮̞̞͙͂̇̋̉͂̿̀̓̚͜͠ͅŖ̵̢̢̨̢̢̛̞̖̺̤̘̹̣̥̖̝͇̻̠̙̥̜̹̠͎̻͖͉̻̺͎͙̲͕̜̮͔̜̻̠̮͔̺̥̜̈́̉͂̆̓̍̎͐͒͗̿̒͊̈́̑́̆͑͛̇̾̓̆̉́̊̀͜͝͝͝Y̴̧̨̛̛̝̠̰̱̖̯̱̞̗̠͕̹͎̊͋͌̈́͂̀̆̍̔͂́̈̊̈́̍̒̊̾̈́͌̇̐̃̍̾̈̐͌͊̆̏̀̽̕̚͘̚͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
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1shadowhole · 7 months
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EVERYONE, THEY CHANGED THE BIO AGAIN UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!
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Lmfaooooo they saw the fucking mess they made and added that last sentence 😭😭
They must have thought: "oh Jesus they took this way too seriously now they expect us to do something new... Let's clarify that this IS JUST A WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WHO TO GIVE MONEY TO"
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riverofrainbows · 2 years
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I hate you preserving beauty at the cost of enjoyment.
I saw a video of a woman with extremely thick hair doing a thinning method at home. One comment said "my hairdresser heart weeps" because apparently her method may lead to frizz and impact a unified hair look. The woman had so much hair it was giving her headaches.
Its the same as people telling me when I had long hair never to cut it because its so impressive. Its people telling natural redheads never to dye their hair because its such a rare pretty colour.
Its transmasc people being told they were so pretty as a girl and are wasting that.
Its girls being told they are wasting their figure/physical attributes because they are not displaying them constantly and wearing comfortable baggy clothes.
It's people telling you to never go in the sun, not smile and not to use a straw because it will give you wrinkles. Its being told not to eat certain foods because they are bad for your skin, or to do eat other foods because they are good for your skin regardless of whether you enjoy either of those foods. It's being expected to put hours into your skin care and prioritise it over activities you enjoy so you have younger looking skin when you are old.
It's being expected to wear clothes that are uncomfortable because they make you look thinner/more like an hourglass. Not to move in certain ways because it will be unflattering.
It's telling people not to prioritise themselves and their interests in their decisions but instead to prioritise their skin/hair/figure/etc.
I did not agree to preserve whatever natural features i was born with like a one man historical society for myself just because i happened to be made of those genes. I have every right to use and enjoy my body in ways other people don't think fitting and that don't preserve features that currently fit societal beauty standards. I do not agree to hold aesthetic pursuit over comfort and health and happiness.
I know one thing. When i am old i will certainly regret every single day i ate a papaya for breakfast (i hate papaya) instead of a pancake and didn't go into the sun. I will not regret having wrinkles, i just hope they are from laughing.
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vampalpatine-archive · 10 months
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sharp objects (2018) dir. jean-marc vallée // la morte vivante (1982) dir. jean rollin
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paw--on--heart · 11 months
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I'm basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn't do it
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dyouknowwhatimean · 5 hours
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not every dead character can be laura palmer
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khaperai · 7 months
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The brightly coloured busses of Mardan, KPK, Pakistan 1979
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professionalfobtrash · 6 months
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The entire fandom, every second of every episode that ever aired in the history of Critical Role:
(and they're right <3)
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h3adph0nez · 1 month
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This is pretty much how it is right?
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phanrenaissance · 5 months
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cannot stop thinking about phil saying he was emo to pull emo guys, and now his soulmate of 14 years only wears black and has clinical depression.... inspiration to always follow your dreams
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