“The thing is, Eds, is that you and Stan are just a worse kind of rich person than the rest of us.”
You could cut the silence with the knife after that one.
“Excuse me?” Eddie scoffed, glaring at Richie from the chair across the room.
“Oh, I want to hear this,” Stan hummed, turning his attention to Richie as well.
“How, pray tell, are Stan and I ‘a worse kind of rich person’ than the rest of you?! We are literally all rich assholes!” He paused. “Mike excluded. You are a delight, Mike.”
Mike grinned.
Richie shrugged easily. “Well, the rest of us are rich because we’re artists, first of all.”
“Artists?!”
“Bev creates beautiful clothes, Ben creates beautiful buildings, Bill creates… books.”
Bill flipped him off.
“And you think dick jokes are fucking art?” Eddie demanded, in disbelief.
“It takes an artistic flair to be a good stand up comedian, yes,” he answered, smirking. “More than it takes to crunch numbers and balance spreadsheets, at least, you capitalist cog.”
“Hm,” Stan mused. “He’s not wrong.”
“Stan! Don’t agree with him!”
The argument continued into the night, with no clear winner even hours later.
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Anchorman Richie and weatherman Eddie setting a new record at WABI-TV Derry on shortest time between hiring and firing.
Richie: And now we'll turn things over to the unbelievably sexy Eddie Kaspbrak for the weather. How wet are we getting tonight, Eds?
Eddie: Fuck you, Richie.
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you guys ever hear a character say something so gay you sitting there trying to figure out how you were supposed to interpret that platonically?!
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nothing better than shipping a ship where one of the people have a canon love interest
"arent they with-?" I DONT CARE
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*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them
*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns
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