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greencatalystcomet · 22 days

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cant believe jkr created a prison that forces you to relive all of your worst memories, put a fairly major character in that prison for twelve years without a trial, and then just... didnt make it a commentary on the justice system OR the prison system. just like "lol thats a quirky thing that happened just for plot reasons, no bearing on reality tho"

#sirius black #sirius orion black #sirius in azkaban #harry potter #hp #fuck jkr #anti jkr #screw jkr #tw jkr mention #i do not support jkr #jkr is trash #cw jkr

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troythecatfish · 2 months

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radiohead-spiderman · 6 months

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Marauders fandom let Lily be her own character without making her whole personality be the person she’s dating or not dating challenge GO!!!

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sjbattleangel · 3 months

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Kitty Pryde says: JK ROWLING IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!

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victoriadallonfan · 1 month

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…Oh my god, she’s just copying South Park

That’s seriously where she’s at right now. Copying South Park’s attack on the trans movement.

Also, like, this is a TERRIBLE thing to bring attention to, considering the black character of Kingsley Shacklebolt she created.

And the fact that house elves really love slavery and Hermione trying to free them was seen as naive and ignorant.

Anyways, her post is in response to people upset that she’s targeting Lucy Clark, the first openly transgender football (soccer) referee in the world, who came out in 2018. She honestly just seems like a nice person.

But this was too much for JK Rowling! She posted the above tweet and several more

Misgendering and sending stray shots at people who cross dress too - apparently because the media(??) is too nice to them(??)

I wonder how JKR would react to learning that pants were initially unisex, and that pants were deemed “unmanly” at times

Or the fact that people who cross dress have played important roles in history, like Dorothy Lawrence

Of course, JKR doesn’t really care about facts.

All she cares about is that Lucy had the audacity to… lightly warn people to not make transphobic comments:

JK Rowling is a real asshole

#lgtbqia+#cross dressing #history #lgbtqia #lgtbtqia history #trans rights #transgender #cw: transphobia #jk rowling #joanne rowling #jkr #fuck jkr #anti jkr #screw jkr #tw jkr mention #jkr is trash #cw jkr #i do not support jkr

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ace-of-pussy · 2 months

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JK Rowling’s funeral will be beautiful.

The cameras, the faceless attendees, the press swarming outside the gates. The touching notes left by her followers, thanking her for building their childhoods. The radfems mourning the loss of their god.

The grey-faced family and friends, escorted out of the gates by countless bodyguards, hounded by journalists and flashing light that illuminates all of the little details in their hand-woven black clothes.

Every stitch, every seam, there on display. Every tear, every bloodshot eye for the world to see.

But then They come. After the last stragglers of the funeral have left, whether it be hours or days, We will arrive.

Black combat boots and worn Converse, crop tops and baggy jumpers, ripped jeans and tartan skirts.

We will find our way in, jumping fences and picking locks, weaving through the neglected stones of others until we reach the corner that she bought for herself.

Her gravestone is inscribed and decorated, at least twice as big as the others in the graveyard.

We read it aloud.

“Mr. and Mrs.Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. Thank you Joanne, for making our childhoods.”

We laugh. The angel over the grave, hands clasped in prayer, neck and wings strung with scarves of red, yellow, green, blue seems to smile with us.

We take the books first. Most of them are signed copies. They will make our kindling. The scarves and cloaks are too polyester-stuffed and mass produced for that.

We burn the books, dancing and laughing in the dying light, mocking her denial of the burnings back in the 40s.

The pictures are next. Portraits of her, posing elegantly, smiling gracefully. The kind face that hides bigotry and disgust at fellow human beings.

We burn them. Their ashes fuel our crazed laughter.

We celebrate our childhoods. We celebrate the world, the magical, fantasy world she crafted for us. We do not celebrate her. We celebrate her soon to be deleted Twitter account, after one last mournful post about how incredible she was.

We shall mock it, tomorrow. But tonight we celebrate.

#text #text post #anti jkr #fuck jkr #jk rowling #screw jkr #fuck transphobes #poetry #poem #pride

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my-castles-crumbling · 3 months

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Them: Oh, you read Marauders fanfiction? How do you feel about JK Rowling?

Me: Who?

#marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #the marauders #screw jkr #jk rowling #fuck jkr #anti jkr

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sweetstarryskies · 3 months

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it’s so weird how the harry potter books were anonymously published and we simply don’t know who wrote them. that’s so…….weird

#who!??#screw jkr #jk rowling #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #text

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suppotato123 · 1 year

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Screw Hogwarts Houses (and JK Rowling) tell me what degree you would be taking at a magical university:

Thaumaturgical Artificing- The scientific study and application of magic as it pertains to Alchemy (the creation of of potions) and Arcana (the engineering of magical devices).

Necromantic Studies- A degree for those looking for the most modern and ethical methods of raising the dead.

Arcanic Anthropology- This degree walks students through the history of magical artifacts, how to find them, and their proper uses to aspiring Sorcerers and non-magic users alike.

Linguistic Incantology- The study of the properties of magical languages as well as the characteristics of those languages in general ascertained in order to gain mastery over the magical art of incantation.

Magiphysical Sciences- The study of Humanoid systems, anatomy, and physical health and fitness as it pertains to magical gestures and more physically involved magic systems.

Mystic Virology- The study of magical diseases and curses, their effects on the humanoid form, and the treatments and counterhexes for such magical conditions.

Enchanted Horticulture- A branch of Enchanted agriculture that focuses on cultivation of magical gardens for the purposes of spells, medicine, and consumption.

General Studies- This degree covers the most basic information on various magical studies and provides a great opportunity for students to discover their magical passions and/or complete their prerequisite courses before moving on to a more advanced degree.

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the-fox-alive · 2 months

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Jkr is a nazi fascist and a holocaust denier, do not let her bully us into forgetting

#fuck jkr #anti jk rowling #anti jkr #jk rowling #screw jkr

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nando161mando · 1 month

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When you're so obsessed with trans people that even Musk thinks you're being too much.

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dawnstudies · 9 days

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Everyone please, just hear me out:

*big inhale*

Perciver

Thank you for coming to my ted-talk.

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troythecatfish · 2 months

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Source: Mattxiv on instagram

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radiohead-spiderman · 5 months

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Sirius and James were not the same type of rich, I see this a lot, and a lot of people think that it’s canon, which is just, incorrect. James came from new money, Sirius came from old money.

Fleamont Potter’s business heavily, HEAVILY contributed to James’ wealth, sure Harry by our terms and by wizard terms inherited a LOT, absolutely, but from what we know from canon it’s incomparable to the Blacks fortune, it’s like comparing Draco’s and Harry’s wealth at the start of the series, you can’t.

Another thing to add is that the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black has that name for a reason, now sure, just because they’re known doesn’t mean they’re rich but we can quite confidently say they were, if you wanted to argue for the Potters’ being wealthier, you could I guess say that at the time the Blacks were a declining old money family, but they were still incredibly, INCREDIBLY wealthy.

We don’t know for certain how rich they were, or if they were richer than the Malfoys but because of how money works, old money specifically, we can say that at some point in the last few centuries(pre 1980) that they were as rich, or even richer than the Malfoys, however they weren’t as rich as them when it reached the 80’s. We can also guess they had the same amount of money or one of them had more, because Narcissa married Lucius so theoretically, Narcissa would have to be on the same level as Lucius in terms of wealth and vice versa.

Another thing we can use to calculate their wealth is their past history with house elves, from what we know from Ronald Weasley in Chamber of Secrets, a wizard/witch has to be “rolling in dough” to have a house elf, we can then look at the wall of dead house elves heads that the family had, and can make assumptions from there.

So, with all this information, we don’t have an exact amount, but, we know that even if they weren’t as wealthy as we paint them they were still known, and their opinions were highly regarded by an astounding amount, but then again, they were still insanely rich, and in terms of wealth and fame, leagues above the Potters.

The Potters were extremely wealthy, but the Blacks were loaded.

Anyways that’s the end of my Ted talk.

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livelaughlovechai · 2 months

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The only person who needs to apologize is not daniel or emma but you ms JKR. You know why? Because so many queer kids growing up read YOUR books and looked up to you only for you to endager their lives. Fuck you. Daniel,emma,bonnie,rupert and whoever from the cast who has spoken against this bitch? I love you. But you, ms Terf? Fuck you.

#all is not well #fuck jkr #anti jkr #anti jk rowling #trans lives matter #trans lives are human lives #queer shit #emma watson #harry potter #hp #lgbtqia+#once again #fuck #YOU #jkr #screw jkr

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victoriadallonfan · 2 months

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“Local Moron Who Denies Nazi War Crimes and Associates with Nazi Apologists Upset that People Call Her a Nazi Apologist.”

Remember who JKRowlings friends (aka homophobes, transphobes, and fascists) are:

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