*Season 2*

Lu Guang: What’s up guys? I’m back. Cheng Xiaoshi: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Lu Guang: Death is a social construct.

Lu Guang: This is such a bad idea. Cheng Xiaoshi: Then why are you coming along? Lu Guang: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Okay, truth or dare? Lu Guang: Truth Cheng Xiaoshi: How many hours have you slept this week? Lu Guang: Lu Guang: ...Dare Cheng Xiaoshi: Go to bed. Lu Guang: I don't like this game.

Lu Guang: I am the most responsible person in the group. Cheng Xiaoshi: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Lu Guang: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

Cheng Xiaoshi: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Lu Guang: Aren't you forgetting something? Cheng Xiaoshi: Uuh... *hesitantly kisses Lu Guang's forehead before running out* Lu Guang, blushing: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Lu Guang: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Cheng Xiaoshi: I photosynthesize with this.

Cheng Xiaoshi: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Qiao Ling: What's that? Cheng Xiaoshi: Remorse code. Qiao Ling: I'm even angrier now.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Change is inedible. Lu Guang: Don't you mean inevitable? Cheng Xiaoshi, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Lu Guang: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Cheng Xiaoshi: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Cheng Xiaoshi, jumping out of the closet: BOO! Qiao Ling: Cheng Xiaoshi: Qiao Ling: Cheng Xiaoshi: *makes a sad face* Qiao Ling: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

Cheng Xiaoshi: You love me, right, Qiao Ling? Qiao Ling: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere, and I don’t like it.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Are you busy? Lu Guang: Yes. Cheng Xiaoshi: Cool, listen to this.

Cheng Xiaoshi: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate.

Lu Guang: Cheng Xiaoshi, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Cheng Xiaoshi: It… It didn't take me the whole day…

Lu Guang: Are you listening to me? Cheng Xiaoshi: *nods* Lu Guang: What did I just say? Cheng Xiaoshi: *nods* Lu Guang: ...

Cheng Xiaoshi: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Qiao Ling: So, you’re not going to share? Cheng Xiaoshi: I’m not going to share.