Thor: You should try this food called shawarma, it is a human food.
Loki: It sounds... greasy
Thor: Do not worry brother, it is not nearly as greasy as your hair.
Loki:
Loki: *stabs Thor
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Tma spoilers but
So
Rituals are stupid
They work silly
So I propose my detailed flesh ritual
I will devour 15 huge shawarmas
Eye: statement written on the shawarma
Lonely: I'll be eating alone מי שאוכל לבד מת לבד
Buried: compressed shawarma
Vast: just a huge fricking shawarma, like, the kind that makes you think oh shit what size was the animal in this
Stranger: wax shawarma
Spiral: never ending shawarma
Dark: has an empty suspiciously dark middle shawarma
Desolation: spicy enough to kill five bears shawarma
Extinction: has cement in it shawarma
Hunt: it's alive and you hunt it shawarma
Corruption: rotten shawarma
Slaughter: either slaughtered those animals shawarma, or gun shawarma
Web: an intricate system of wires forces you to eat this shawarma
End: either poisoned shawarma or the fact that it's the last shawarma :(
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Lava Shawarma (this is the link OP originally provided -but I think it was under website construction, so here is is new link I found).
I would so LOVE to go if I can in the future. For folks in the area I hope you're able to check them out. I wish them and their business well!!
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Found this 😅 It's so funny 😊
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