in the mood to give someone soul sucking head
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you know what hill i'll die on? terzo is not the sluttiest emeritus
I mean sure, he's the most dramatic and the most outspoken about sex, and he gave us Mummy Dust which is its own discussion-- but I sincerely don't see him, in his private life, being so promiscuous. Like out of all of them, I'm the most certain Terzo would be either monogamous or have a few regular partners at most, but I don't think he'd be big on casual flings. Frankly I don't even see him having sex that much at this point, he seems more attached to it as a concept than an actual activity he regularly engages in.
You know who's the inverse of that, though? The one Tobias himself calls a pervert? Secondo. There's your whore. I know he looks big and mean and authoritary but let's be honest, half of Infestissumam is about ritual sex and he's out in Vegas on the regular with more women than he can reliably satisfy. He says it himself that he became Papa because "he likes a sexy beat". THERE'S THE EMERITUS WHORE, AND I'M CERTAIN OF IT
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Crowley asking Aziraphale ‘Can I watch?’ is playing on a loop in my head at all times. It’s never not there with its slutty slutty implications. Which weren’t being implied at that particular moment, but which could definitely be implied at another point in time.
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for 1 second there he was crafting this tweet
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Shirtless and injured = WHORE
Wearing gray sweatpants = WHORE
Shirtless, injured x wearing gray sweatpants = WHORE²
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Did a Ko-Fi request/comm for a few friends! It was about a Valentine's Day event that they were creating haha
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