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Everything I do

Do you remember Do you remember when you got so plastered Let it slip that you're a - Do you remember, Before you went to china You stuck that hotdog in your FRIDGE And do you remember all those funny bits, When you took your shirt off and showed your BELLY BUTTON Do you remember when you left that lamp on, And everyone saw blood on your TAMPON. YOU WERE MEANT TO STOP ME TOM IM SORRY Do you remember when, You smoked that blunt Started acting like a bloody... NICE GUY Do you remember when you smashed a glass bowl, A big Shard flew right up your.. Do you remember when you wore red lipstick, left a mark right on his big.. Do you remember riding like a demon Ended up choking on his Poked a cat Do you remember when you got so plastered, Let it slip that you are a.. Do you remember when I gave you protection, But you couldn't manage to get an CORRECTION I DID, I DID DO IT, HEY YOU WERE THERE, I DID DIDNT I.... My turn. Do you remember those peaceful nights. The starry skies, the moon shined bright. You whispered in my ear.. Come fuck me tonight. But I said no! I wanted to remind celibate. Because I'm a good Christian. I could take up a missionary position? That would be perfection - I mean perdition ... Memorable was the smoke, from the bonfire that we stoked. We told jokes, and spooky stories, and roasted Marshmallows. And I was joyful! My dreams were soft and MOIST. Gabi: 3am Megan: I was warm and cosy. Tom: Through bonfire smoke he appeared. Beth: I was fucking wasted. Mesha: In the middle of nowhere. Tom: An industrial factory, abandoned. Angela: He looked abandoned. All: Lost. Gabi: Just a dog really, nothing special. Mesha: I’ve never liked dogs. Angela: No way! I love dogs. Tom: He was so happy to see us, came right over Megan: A sausage dog Gabi: Skipping over All/Tom: Everyone wanted a touch Beth: I was attacked by a dog. Mesha: He didn’t have a collar, Angela: Maybe we should search for his owner? Beth: I was bitten, I’ve got scars. Tom: He sat in the middle of our circle, Gabi: I kept expecting his owner to turn up Mesha: Pull us out of this strange, Megan: Wonderful Beth: Situation. All: All eyes on him. Tom: He moves, (in cannon) we (I) follow. Angela: He’s in charge now. Megan: We could take him in! Angela: Share him Tom: One day a week between us.. Gabi: It could work Megan: Yes Beth and Mesha: No Gabi and Tom: Perhaps Angela and Megan: yes! Gabi: Well, majority rules Megan: Our foster dog. Angela: Our friend. Everyone: George Hayden: Welcome to the group George 2. Everyone: George is sick. Megan: Once he’d clear a bowl of food in thirty seconds. Beth: Nowadays, he scarcely opens his mouth. Angela: Once he’d grin like a happy dog. Mesha: He would leave muddy paw prints on my lap, Beth: He would yip and yowl for attention. Tom: Nowadays he can only manage a weak growl. Gabi: George is shutting down. Everyone? His eyes are sad. Beth: He can't stop crying. Mesha: He's doesn't understand what's happening to him. Tom : Why can't he run anymore? Everyone: George is dying. Beth: His stubby legs tremble with each step. Gabi: So he sleeps and dreams of old days. Angela: Leftovers of summer barbeques Tom: Shredding furniture and playing the fool. Megan: Being pampered every Tuesday. Angela and megan: Cuddles and TV in the evening. Mesha: Nowadays, George wakes up in agony. Megan: : We should have taken him to the vets! Gabi: We should have looked after our friend, the way he looked after us. Tom: Strange how quickly affection can turn sour. Beth: He sprayed out Diarrhoea onto my silk dress. Tom, Mesha, Beth: Now that’s betrayal George. Mesha: That’s something an enemy would do DUO LOGUE B: Oh look, There's lucy danni says, dancing the dinner table. She married your ex Dylan ya know A: oh no there's Cal I better keep a low profile B: Ugh she's seen me now, I better go say hi, I mean we used be best mates --. How fucking awkward A: she's coming over, I better be polite B: dammit, she's got this real look of fear in her eyes, like fight or flight, She gets off the table, hi A: oh hi Annie, haven't seen you in forever, how have you been since we were last together? B: yeah fine couldn't be better, why did I do this, this is awkward as hell and it doesn't help she's drunk as well - how fucking awkward A: oh good to hear, why did she come over she can see I'm not up for this chat B:how have you been…? How's the new family? Dylan, swear I really miss him *bluuurrrrp* and you asss welll I've missed you! A: what is she saying? Dylan why talk about him?! Got married two years ago B: yeah I saw Facebook. Danni was made of honour. And Ella was bridesmaid. And Evan. And Sarah. And Luke surprisingly. And James. And you sisters best mates cousins sister A: must got lost in the mail, there's that guy I met one Me: how fucking awkward Whahey gonna vomit, Ella's gonna vomit Blugh blugh soaked in vomit Now they're soaked in vomit Blugh blugh soaked in vomit Lizzie soaked in vomit Passed out in her vomit She's passed out in h r vomit Waney gonna vomit Blugh blugh soaked in vomit Blugh blugh Lizzie soaked in vomit Passed out in her vomit She passed out in her voooomit Party monoluge Fetch a stranger, your not in danger! So come in closer, take their hand, turn around. Now find a new partner, get friendly. Scratch their back, you enjoying that? Put your hand round their shoulder, be a bit bolder! Now have a sway, start this way. Now jump in the air And do your disco dares Scratch your leg and turn around I dare you to sit on the ground Now don't play dead just bob your head Get up now and find a pal Shake their hand and say hey man (or lady) And turn around we're going again Jump jump in the air I'll give you a disco dare I dare you to wag your tails! Shake them! Come on shake that butt! Now stay still freeze and wait! Now follow me! Come on get walking! Now ready to speak? Repeat after me! Wooohooooo! Woooo wooo woohoo woo woo woo (bark) I said rarrrrhhh Barh barh barh I haven't seen these lot in years and they're still a bunch of twats. They've got good hearts and all that, but they're boring as now Surprisingly the art world is a lot more thrilling If I go now They might not notice the door, going On like this could be a seriously boring Oh free alcohol Don't mind me It's really hot in here, I can feel sweat beading on my skin I've had a few now. Loosened up Apparently it's my dare, Evan says, well it's only fair I've got to lick Luke nipple , It's going pussey Ella says she'll pour me a drink, Make it a vodka and coke, triple! I'm too old for this shit, oh fuck you're at a party embrace it This is the old gang, it's time to face it, You're gonna do some gross shit tonight Let's fucking do this Fishy wishy FISHYWISHY REWORKED I had always been such a twat - I said But I loved fishy wishy more than life - I dare So I really wasn't expecting thaT - I could see I said, If I ever get where I want in life - I could see from his stare He'll come with me, taking it in his strife. - The intent That's when I heard Ella shout I DARE YOU Tooooo swallow, drink, down, drown, guzzle, gobble, sip, slurp, consume, devour, chomp, wolf, nibble, ingest, swill, scoff, slug *Breathe* chugalug fishy wishy I was chugging his bowl with such fervour Still swimming unaware of his impending murder Tears streamed down my face Or was that fish water I was insane, I was really gonna drain his fishbowl Sink my tiny little friend whole I was really sad she felt really bad I felt him wriggling My belly was jiggling Neknomination A true abomination He was my best friend But I felt him blending With my dinner Forgive me lord I'm a sinner New one - dog speech He shook with fear on the dust sheet. We didn’t want any mess. He looked at the world through playful eyes. A: How can these people be so cruel - Pretending to sense movement and pouncing on it. A: I use to know them way back at school - Our heads followed it like laser beams. It seemed to move faster than our thoughts could. A: The stuff we use to do was never this extreme, I actually enjoyed it and was even very keen - It was trying escape the situation wasn’t it? He watched as we nourished and befriended him. A: But I guess they've turned into a monster - Can’t turn back now. A: An evil curse ridden monster - We circled around it trapping it in the centre, blocking off any escape, Silence. A: Things suddenly turned dark - No more playing - it stopped moving and paused time itself. Suddenly it growled out! A: The people I called my friends? What have they become? - He made a trilling sound, Our contact was affection to him. Love. A: I have a life and a family to - Can’t turn back now. A: I am sweet, kind and loyal to you - We weighed up our options A: Have they forgotten that I am alive? - We come to a conclusion A: No, we have to do something about this - Song It's there,in front of me My one chance to be free This thing, this dare Time to show how little I care Oooo I'm standing here Oooo I'm still standing here IT keeps looking at me With love in its eyes But I don't say word Good times have to end No chance to pretend Its time to just let you’re your hand go Let my hand go I see it rising Your desire to keep on trying No need to weep Have to put this dog to sleep Oooo, I'm trying here Oooo, I'm still trying here It keeps looking at me With fear in its eye But I don't say a word This all has to end No chance to pretend It's time to just, let my hand go Let your hand go Anthem. Original (04/06/17) C We're young and free Just dancing to beat G All night until the suns up Am Living our lives so recklessly F All night until our times up Funny how the day turns around With a drink in hand and you're party bound Wednesday night Where else would we be We'll party all night just watch and see Laughing and dancing all through the night Not a care in the world Not tonight Falling over and over again Cause the musics so loud we can't be still Chorus. Don't stop now the fun is just beginning We're all here, and we are all living Nothing can stop us No nothing will break us We're in it together We're here for each other No distance between us will keep us away We're here tonight Yeah we're here to stay No matter the decision we gotta make We're keeping all our demons far at bay Oh we're all falling apart Oh we don't want the fun to stop Oh decision oh decisions Can't we leave them til Twilight Oh decision oh decisions Can't we throw them out of our minds Oh we all have our own lives Oh but tonight we reunite Oh decisions oh decisions Can't we leave them til twilight Oh decisions oh decisions Can't we throw them out of our minds Chorus x 3