sans doodles I made this morning
featuring grandpa sans by @1french_toast on Twitter
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anyone else remember back in 2014 when they started mass shaming the yaoi girls? like telling straight up teenage girls that they were fetishising gay men and doing irreparable harm to every same-sex attracted person on the planet because they liked anime? not to mention using "fujoshi" like it's a slur?
wtf was with that
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So like, like, if they kiss do they like, does Lucy’s nose slot in like, like, fuck guys.
Guys what if it does though what would that feel like ?!????
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Surprised you can talk big when you can't even chew. Why did my girls ever let me date a legit fucking hobo? Hope the coke stops your already soulless heart
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.
EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man
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I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.
Solar powered -> Plasma charged
Wind power -> Vortex energy
Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine
Renewable resource -> Infinity asset
Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds
Global warming -> Property devaluation
Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops
For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.
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I was thinking about how weird it is that once Wheatley takes over Glados' body in Portal 2, their "arms" are randomly missing.
But then I remembered...
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