I need a spray bottle for you! Sam is literally right there!
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If I'd had a nickel for every time a talented painter in the Bridgerton universe fell in love with a woman named Sophie, I'd have two nickels... which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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I shall gift you this heavenly pic of Karina 🤍
the way i was looking at these earlier 🥰 thank you for showing them to me again bc GOD MY WIFE IS SO PERFECT
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write a postcard to you
when you're in the other room
just writing to say that i can't find my clothes
if you're looking for something to do
drop everything i'm doing
nobody needs me here
i'll go wherever you're going
i'll be somewhere near
i can't seem to get anything done
with someone like you around
everyone's wondered where i've gone
having too much fun
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when she gets hard just from watching you get dressed in your nice button up.
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The Only One For Me
Chapter 1
Summery: Typical skin writing soulmate AU with t4t sprace
TW: none this chapter
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When Sarah Conlon was five years old, she saw writing appear on her arm. The writing was barely legible,the person who had written it was clearly still learning to write.
The message read, "Hi solemat"
Sarah had not learned to read yet, so she had to ask her mother to read it for her. Her mother giggled upon seeing the message. Sarah didn't understand what was funny about it.
"I believe it says, 'hi soulmate,' she said. Sarah grinned.
"Can you help me write back?" Sarah asked.
She wasn't allowed to tell her soulmate her real name. No one was, so her and her mother came up with a nickname. They decided to call her Spot because of all the sunspots on her face.
She wrote back, in even worse handwriting, "Hi! I'm Spot!" Sarah smiled when she got a response.
"Nic to met u, I'm Race,"
The two spent the rest of the day writing all over their arms and legs.
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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"
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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
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zeus is so bold commenting on poseidon having a forbidden kid as if he doesn't have TWO: one who is currently a tree and the other who's being raised by wolves. be serious
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having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.
i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.
obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.
i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?
it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.
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