Imagine using positive reinforcement techniques with sebek but instead of ur normal rewards u just hand him stickers with Malleus's face on it
Sebek- I have completed the task you entrusted me with, prefect!
You- thank you, sebek. *slides him a sticker of a candid Malleus picture*
Sebek- *GASP* I HAVE NOT RECIEVED THIS PARTICULAR ONE YET. I SHALL ADD IT TO MY COLLECTION OF RARE -
You- Sebek, inside voices, please
Sebek, lowering his voice- I shall add it to my rare collections page of stickers!!!
You- *nods* good. *hands him another sticker*
Silver, Lilia, and Malleus staring in absolute astonishment.
Silver- ...Were you aware the prefect was using such tactics..?
Malleus- I agreed to this arangement, yes. (Y/n) had Shroud mass print a bunch of photos I gave permission for them to take of me.
Lilia- how did this come about?
Malleus- it initially began as a way to encourage him to cease referring to fellow classmates as "humans" rather than their names, and it seems to have evolved into other uses as well, as Sebek had volunteered to do more things in order to receive more stickers.
Silver- ...and does this not strike you as a little odd?
Malleus- on the contrary, I find it incredibly amusing.
You, counting your remaining stickers- I'm really just handing them out now at everything, since he's already managed to stop calling me "human." I'm running out of stickers, but he insists to keep finding more tasks to fulfill....
They stare as Sebek pulls out his notebook and adds another sticker to an already full page while cackling to himself happily
Lilia- ....absolutely genius! Why had I not thought of that?!
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imagine if this happened during book 4
mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....
crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!
mc: finally-
crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*
mc:...
grim:...
------ three hours later -------
crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...
crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-
crowley: wait before they what?
mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:
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—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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Malleus: I require assistance on what to get my dear Mc/Y/N/Yuu for Valentine's
Lilia: oohoho? Why of course! What do you have in mind?
Malleus: I'm not sure, but I do know I want it to be something that is lasting
Lilia: something lasting?
Malleus: Yes, something that will last an eternity and when they look at it they will think of how much I love them
Lilia: fufufu~ it's as if you were to propose with a wedding ring 🤭
Malleus, in deep thought: a wedding ring huh?....
Lilia: I never said it had to be a wedding ring Malleus
Malleus: but a ring is a symbol of love for humans, no? It is something that symbolizes a forever with that person and if my child of man were to look at it they would always remember my love for them as well, no?
Lilia: My~ you do have a point
Malleus: Perfect. Well then, thank you for the help father
Lilia: Malleus, wait you have to-
*Malleus not in his spot anymore, gone without a trace*
Lilia, sighing: Oh dear~ Young ones these days are so passionate
*Somewhere at Ramshackle dorm*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sneezing: achoo!
Grim: hey! You better not get the great Grim sick! Not that I can get sick anyways!!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: oh hush! It's not even cold out, someone was probably just talking about me
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking Grim up: I just hope it wasn't anything weird or crazy
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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