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harunayuuka2060 · 2 days
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MC: *is holding a Tsum Party*
MC: Invitation?
Tsum Malleus: *doesn't have one* *sad expression*
MC: Hm. You see, sir. No invitation, no entry.
Tsum Malleus: (⁠ᗒ ᗕ⁠)
MC: ...
MC: *pretends to take a phone call* Hello? Yes.
MC: You're saying that this distinguished gentleman is a VIP? Alright.
MC: *faces Tsum Malleus* Sir, I apologize for the inconvenience. *opens the door to the party*
MC: Please enjoy.
Tsum Malleus: *bounces and bumps their face a little*
MC: *laughs*
Crowley: Where did you get the budget to hold such a party?
MC: From your credit card.
Crowley: How—
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I know what God really wants DAMN IT!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, throws expired milk: he want me to kill my MOTHER FUCKING self!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, looks at cooked macaroni: That's why he fucks with me!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: THATS WHY HE HAVE ME A FUCKED UP ASS LIFE
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turns to look at grim: But the jokes on him-
Grim: ...
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, jabbing finger at the ceiling: I'm ain't gonna give that MOTHER FUCKER the satisfaction!
Idia, Ace, Deuce and Epel: ...
Idia: All this 'cuz you have no milk for Mac 'n cheese?
Ace, shaking head "disappointed": Right? Also why are YOU here-
Epel: Id be pretty damn mad too if I was halfway done with making my Mac 'n Cheese just to find out the milk was expired
Deuce, nodding: mhm
Grim: you're exaggerating henchman
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: YOUR TUNA'S EXPIRED TOO SO NO MAC 'N TUNA
Grim: NOOO
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Dividers by/from: @/cafekitsune
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ryllen · 3 hours
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" SO YOUR MORTAL SOUL BETTER BE GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOUR SKIN TOUCHING AT ALL TO WAKA-SAMA PRECIOUSLY MADE DRAGON-SKIN WEAVED CLOTHING "
" ... thank you ? " [ ✦ ✦ ✦ ]
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breadcheese444 · 3 days
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ⓒ won
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cozymochi · 19 hours
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Can we see lovely Tia in #12, tourist/travel outfit?
*catching up on asks from back in march and just those only*
don’t you mean Grim’s minion and food provider
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this seemed fun
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lk2222 · 1 day
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Let's fly to beat Jamil
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Lilia boo'ing cause Lilia boo'ing and Lilia boo'd so Lilia boo'ing and boo'd. you see this, you got boo'd you have 30 seconds to boo another person and get free
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clovercyberspace · 7 hours
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Homosexuals
One of the birthday drawings Im making for my big bro bro, It's so silly to draw these two being little homos
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDIA (@dolliescreams)
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offorestsongs · 2 days
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just a guy and his cat
is that how a 70cm tall animal would look like next to a human? i don't know! probably not!
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violetlunette · 3 days
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Tsum Silver has shown up!!! Certainly there is absolutely no one who's having ulterior motives for the adorable bean is it? Papa Lilia will make sure whoever has less than innocent ideas will not be welcomed within the tsum's 50 feet radius.
Alternative scenario: Lilia is a little too taken with the living plushie (it reminds him of baby Silver) that he temporarily fails to keep Mad Doctor Yuu away from Silver. Don't worry sweet baby boy, Father will fix that mistake fast. *cue evil laughter*
Referencing this series
Lol, I love both scenarios. XD
I think Yuu would think Tsum Silver is adorable but nothing compared to the original. It’s like moon and stars; A star is pretty, but it’s the moon Yuu’s romantic about. But yeah, he would totally take advantage of Lilia’s distraction. Unfortunately, Silver would be too busy with TsumSilver to pay attention to Yuu. I can a scenario where they treat TsumSilver as their child, causing Grim to become jealous and Lilia irritated. (Not that Yuu’s interested in kids.)
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Yuu: Moonshine? Where’s starlight?
Silver: Hm? Oh, father’s watching him.
Yuu: Oh! So you’re alone and Batman’s busy? Well then! Maybe you and I—OW! *is hit with fire spell* Fuck!
Lilia: *Faraway and watching from a window*
Lilia: *Blows finger* Hmph! Did that idiot really think I can’t protect both Silvers?
Tsum Silver: Zzz... *Snuggles against Lilia's chest*
Or
Yuu: So, you got a Tsum now? Well, he’s a little starlight, ain’t he?
Silver: Yeah, but I can’t seem to wake him.
Yuu: How about a kiss--
Lilia: *stomps foot* Have you no shame?!
Yuu: OW! No! And I didn’t mean it like that!
Silver: *ignores* I don’t see how a kiss could help with anything.
Grim: *Also ignores* Yuu has special wake up juice. We can give him that.
Silver: Ah, that may help. *Gives juice*
Yuu: Wait no--
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(Note: Too much caffeine for TsumSilver)
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zr-art-world · 3 days
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twst oc's doodle sheet
Have some stuff with Yuu's siblings
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harunayuuka2060 · 1 day
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MC: I understand that we might have gotten off on the wrong foot-
Malleus: This is more than that, human.
MC: ...
MC: Okay! Yes! This is more than that! My ancestors hurt your kind! And we believed that you were the bad guys!
MC: And it took us generations to realize our mistake!
MC: ...
MC: I know sorry won't just cut it.
Malleus: ...
MC: ...
Malleus: You read the history books?
MC: The ones in your dungeon? Yeah.
Malleus: I'll still punish you for breaking in.
MC: Yeah. I know.
Malleus and MC: ...
MC: It smells like dragon shit in there.
Malleus: *frowns*
MC: *chuckles* Sorry. I'm like this when I know I'm in big trouble.
Malleus: You need to fix that behavior, human.
MC: If you're going to spare me, I would.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: I'll think about it.
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Y'all I made a wattpad story feel free to read!
(The story and title are satire I swear 😭)
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ryllen · 19 days
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🎤🎶?
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rizdoodls · 2 months
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The prefect was lucky not to end up propelled into the air...
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twst-shenanigans · 4 months
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twst Incorrect quote #313
*MC called Malleus to hang out with them*
Malleus: “You’re… inviting me over?!?!”
*Immediately changing into his best clothes*
Malleus: “Absolutely! I’ll be there in an hour!” *ends the call*
Malleus: “My child of man wants to see me~~!”
Malleus: “Take that depression!”
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