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hello how are you?

Not well, unfortunately. I've been nauseous ever since I returned from my trip to 1978, vomiting every morning.

At first, I thought I had simply overextended myself. What with beating both the Twelfth Doctor and Missy in strip poker, then collecting my spoils as the victor, while travelling in the TARDIS, and then dancing with and later punishing Zeus over a several period.

But then @scribe-proxy-and-deadpan-snarker suggested I pee on this frog in order to determine the cause of my illness.

A bit unconventional, I admit, but I've been known to try everything twice. So, I will try and report back with what I find out. Wish me luck!

haha urinator

Dancing around the living room hype as fuck to have received a letter offering me a specialist medical investigation in a month's time

trying not to cry at the vet 😵‍💫

I don't know how it is with other people, but are you ever in an environment where, like, no one is visibly glad to see you when you walk in or engages you in conversation unprompted? That's like, 90% of my interactions with the people that I see daily, and I don't know if it's normal for everyone, but for me it feels incredibly isolating. It's not that everyone isn't nice, they're pleasant enough when engaging with small talk and no one is acting like they hate me or anything. But I just feel like if I wasn't there no one would notice or care. There's only one girl in my cohort that seems happy to see me and who'll talk with me outside of class. I value that so much. As soon as class ends everyone else just sort of stops noticing me, and I don't know why, or what I can do about it. I mean, I try to socialize, but I always get the feeling like I'm intruding. One guy straight up turned his back to me this week even though it was a three-way conversation

Part of me is like, they don't know what they're missing out on. I'm clever, funny, and chockablock full of obscure knowledge and skills. But it doesn't stop how gd lonely I feel here

“I work at the orphan crusher” had me laughing so fucking hard that i woke up my wife…i used to be in the military and like. Shit sucked but that sweet sweet independence at 18 was bliss so i get it

THANK YOU it’s a stolen joke from this TikTok

Vets or an active duty members are my working class bros. politicians or cops or CEO’s get pissed on

JIMMYCON: ROUND 4 MATCH 1

the cdc is now recommending you lick the inside wall of the urinal for best user experience

What is it with Kallamar fans absolutely despising him at first but then comes to love him in the process of trying to diss him

reading the lollipop chainsaw wiki is just me reading out names with an increasingly shocked voice

My sweet bean baby boy Coda is at the vet right now and I miss him dearly.

we will not be berated, infantilized, and indoctrinated. we should be free to be our usual autistic selves.

hm ok I finally made the effort to actually record how much water I drank in a day and it's around 10 glasses' worth today. and this was with me being out of the house for a few hours and thus being kept thirsty against my will (I would have drank more if I could). that probably isn't normal!

Tell me how you really feel, but let's make it folk punk.

BL

Urine Speaks Louder Than Words

Song by Wingnut Dishwashers Union

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"...I swear that today

I was born to be livin'

I was born to be singin'

I was born to be fightin'

But will somebody say

Is this resistance or a costume party

Either way I think black with bandanas is a boring theme..."

its funny to me sometimes that Gerard has said several things about not being able to stand nu metal music and artist because they're sooo misogynistic, be he married the "bassist" and was friends with other members of a shitty misogynistic nu metal band.