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worldchampignons · 2 days

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how the f1 grid would do on hot ones 🌶

got inspired by lewis and decided to rank the whole grid based on how they'd do!! feel free to make amendments, i tried to base it off of their home country's cuisine, but honestly mostly went off ~vibes~

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penaltyboxboxbox · 1 day

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"Really Romantic!"

valtteri makes a birthday card for guanyu 💚🖤

#i adore them...so cute....#guanyu knows hes the pretty one..#zhou guanyu #valtteri bottas #zg24 #vb77 #7724

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aaltilis · 3 days

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Who will top their teammate?

Okay, I have this tumblr account just for fun yk. I'm not gonna argue about which driver is better or which driver deserves the penalty here. Bcs I could do that in twitter, lol.

Sooo, for now I'm bored and I decide to make a very unnecessary post about whom I think will top his teammate in the current grid. This is kinda unhinged, so if this isn't your cup of tea, just kindly skip it. For you who end up reading it, you can argue with me later 👌

Redbull

Checo is absolutely topping Max. Max is such a bottom you can't change my mind. He would be a bossy one (like asking to go faster, harder) but will not try to topping checo.

Ferrari

I think it's pretty clear, lol. Charles is a pillow princess and Carlos will do everything Charles wants.

Mercedes

If you think Lewis would top George, no. They are a switch and they enjoy it no matter what the position they are.

McLaren

I have a hard time deciding this because both of them are cutie patoties. But I think it's either Oscar on top or they are a switch. But Lando absolutely enjoys more when he is bottoming.

Aston Martin

Easy one. Nando was kinda a twink back then when he was young (with Mark Webber and Jenson Button). But now he has a twink to take care of, so ofc he's on top.

Alpine

This is interesting one. Pierre would act bravado and all, but once Esteban pins him to the wall it's over. One occasion he would do everything Este wants like a good boy he is, but the other occasion he would be a bitch. And Este loves both sides of him.

Williams

Logan is topping Alex. What do you expect?

Racing Bulls

If you think Daniel would top Yuki. Nope. Look at Yuki, he would absolutely topping Daniel. End of discussion.

Sauber

Zhou is topping Val. Valtteri would be a supportive one like 'yes Zhou you're doing it right' or 'please you can add one more finger' but he really is enjoy it.

Haas

Hulk is the epitome of "I will not bottoming". He is topping Kevin for sure.

That's all. As I mentioned before, you can argue with me!!! My ask is always open.

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ladcedes · 16 hours

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“get into motorsports”, they said… “it’ll be fun”, they said

#at least give him a fighting chance if you even remotely want him there #on the other side valtteri’s getting a little full circle moment #f1 #logan sargeant #valtteri bottas

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standard-let · 2 days

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#frasi rap #bdsmblog #motorcycles #ice age #valtteri bottas #la dispute #howl's moving castle #Lily Aldridge #funny gif #moreid #day6 #san #tumblr girl #Assassins Creed #اقتباسات

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f1tfballetc · 3 days

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"Memes" about the F1 Imola GP and Monaco GP (whole race weekend, from FP1 to the GP race) are here.... 😅😁

(P.S.: I'm using different photos and video/s as "representations". This is only just for fun and don't take it seriously as possible.)

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forza-carlos-sempre · 8 hours

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If anyone is interested, I’ve got two tickets for the Spanish Grand Prix to sell! We got places in Grada 55 so we have an extra pair in Grand Stand F!

Message me if you’re interested! The price is the price we paid …so 553 euros each!

Plz reblog 🫶🏼

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livefastdriveyoung · 2 days

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I am wondering if one of the teams will offer some of the drivers leaving the third seat. I think we can all be honest that Valtteri, Logan, and Zhou are at risk/unlikely to be here next year, and I think all three have audiences that are great for marketing.

What Red Bull did very well was use Daniel as marketing. I know he hated it, but it certainly helped the team with Media engagement, and could keep people as close to the grid as possible. Mick is a third driver and drives in a different sport, I don't see why others couldn't do the same.

#f1 #logan sargeant #williams racing #daniel ricciardo #valtteri bottas #zhou guanyu #kick sauber

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landosverstappen · 19 hours

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#charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #yuki tsunoda #carlos sainz #george russell #sergio checo perez #kevin magnussen #valtteri bottas

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finifugue · 12 days

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watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

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flyingcakeee · 1 month

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"Formula 1 is such a serious sport!"

Is it?

God there's so many more I can put it's insane

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formulanni · 1 month

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#f1 #formula 1 #f1blr #formula one #valtteri bottas #sebastian vettel #sv5 #vb77 #I literally think I’m hilarious #aston martin f1 #kick sauber #chinese gp 2024 #f1 memes #same vibe

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panevanbuckley · 1 month

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pls this sport is so unserious

#i glance up from freaking out about the pit strategies to see this 😭😭#f1 #chinese gp 2024 #valtteri bottas #formula 1

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ef-1 · 2 months

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I think it's so sweet Sauber keeps giving the drivers regular 30s mental health breaks in the pit lane, no other team is as considerate of their drivers 🫶

#GIRL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 2 30S PUTS STOPS!?!?!?!?!?#f1 #valtteri bottas #zhou guanyu #australian gp 2024

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coco-loco-nut · 2 months

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Book Club

Pairing: The grid x driver!reader, Lance Stroll x reader

Summary: A wild goose chase ensues when you are at a meeting with your book club

requests are open (plz send some, i can’t keep only getting ideas while driving 🥺) masterlist

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“Guys, have you seen y/n?” Lance panics, rushing into the McLaren garage. It’s not the first time his girlfriend had disappeared from her garage but he’s always been able to find you a few steps away.

“She’s missing?” Lando leaped out of his chair. “Come on, Oscar, we gotta find her,” Lando drags his teammate out of the garage, following Lance to the Mercedes garage to find George.

“Any y/n sightings?” a very stressed out Lance asks.

“No, but now I am invested,” the Brit tags along in the search, hopping over to the Ferrari garage.

“Mes amis, you seem stressed,” Charles says, looking up from his book.

“Y/n is missing, Lance can’t find his girlfriend,” Oscar sighs, not sure why he isn’t leaving the group.

“No, we must join the quest, Charles,” Carlos says, clapping his teammate on the shoulder.

“Alright, only for y/n,” Charles, like oscar, begrudgingly agrees to join the ‘noble quest’.

Meanwhile, y/n is sitting on the couch, wearing a chunky cardigan and a pair of fashion glasses, sipping tea.

“No, Lizzy was clearly in love with Darcy even then,” Fernando waves his hands. This month’s book was Pride and Prejudice.

“Sure, Fernando,” Valtteri rolls his eyes.

The book club, affectionately called ‘The Old Drivers Club’ started when y/n barged into the Haas garage, claiming she needed their opinions and that she was tired of all the young drivers. Despite her being only 21, she found a home with some of the older drivers in the Paddock. The club consisted of her, Fernando, Valtteri, Kevin, and Nico. Lewis wanted to hold on to his youth, as he claimed, and Checo didn’t quite care for their gossip sessions.

“I still don’t understand how you can go from a 20 year old party animal to a 80 year old grandma overnight,” Kevin teases the young girl, bringing up a common point of conversation (usually her complaining about the younger drivers).

“And I don’t understand how you all don’t find Nico attractive? If I was ten years older, I would be all over him. God damn, what a fine man,” you swoon, causing the German to blush fiercely.

“Yes, yes, someone who could outshine Charles Leclerc in his prime,” Fernando dismisses it with the wave of his hand. You giggle and refocus on the book discussion.

“Nando,” you prompt him, silently asking him to go to the next topic.

“Alright, alright, let’s discuss what was probably y/n’s favorite scene, the confession scene. The second one, not in the rain,” Fernando says, and you shyly look down, the older drivers knowing you too well.

“Max, Checo, have you seen y/n?” Lance asks, even more flustered, half the grid behind him.

“Y/n? Why do you ask?” Max says, looking at his teammate.

“She’s missing!” Lando exclaims causing Checo to laugh.

“No, no. She’s with her book club, in the Haas motor home. I sometimes join them, interesting gossip, but not quite for me, no,” Checo says, looking oddly at the group.

“Her- her book club?” Lance asks, utterly confused.

“Si. Lewis has been invited too, but he claims he is too young,” Checo laughs to himself.

“Sorry mate, a book club?” George asks, a little offended he was never invited.

“And gossip? I’m a little offended I’ve never been invited,” Pierre gasps.

“Well? Is that all,” Max asks, wanting the group to leave his garage.

“Right, well I guess we go to Haas,” Carlos says, quickly thanking the Red Bull drivers.

“VALTTERI!” Your astonished gasp is heard from outside. Your group had moved on to what some think is the more enjoyable part of the evening, the gossip.

“Y/n! Oh thank god, we were worried sick,” Lando dramatically says at the doorway, having opened the door, revealing your group. The five of you look at the other group wildly confused.

“Worried sick?” You ask, looking at them.

“You were missing, I couldn’t find you,” Lance scratches the back of his neck, a little confused.

“I,” you pause before laughing. “Lancelot, you could’ve texted me,” you tell him.

“Why weren’t Pierre and I invited?” George asks, looking accusingly at your group.

“You don’t fit the criteria,” Kevin says, dismissing the question.

“And y/n does?” Pierre asks.

“Yes. When she sits upside down on your couch to gossip and complain about you all, and ask for life advice, then we might consider it,” Nico shakes his head.

“She is the founder of our group,” Valtteri points out.

“You also have to find young Nico attractive, more than current Charles,” Fernando teases, causing the young girl to blush.

“He was!” You defend yourself, and Carlos nods in agreement.

“Your girlfriend, mate. I’m surprisingly glad I tagged along,” Oscar says to Lance, pretty amused at the chaos.

“Out of curiosity, what is your next book?” George asks, your face lighting up.

“We are on a classics kick right now, so we are reading the No Fear version of Romeo and Juliet,” you say excitedly causing George and Charles to groan.

“We can’t join?” Charles asks again.

“Sorry, Leclerc, only room for one hot driver here,” Nico winks at you, causing your cheeks to redden.

“HEY!” most of the drivers in the room take offense to it, Lance mainly because the wink was directed at his girlfriend.

“Alas, if only you didn’t have a wife and kid, and I was ten years older,” you sigh, shaking your head.

“In another life, Mein Liebchen,” Nico sighs as well.

“Alright, I’m stealing back my girlfriend,” Lance pulls you away.

“Lancelot,” you giggle, waving goodbye to your book club.

“It is in these moments that I remember how young she is and how old we are,” Fernando sighs, Lewis taking your seat.

“My bones ache more and more each day, mate,” Lewis shakes his head.

“Welcome to our club, have the first act read by the next race,”

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slutforpringles · 2 months

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You dropped this, king 👑

ValtteriBottas: Meat pie warmer? ✅ Budgie Smuggler clothes line? ✅ Kookaburra horn? ✅ Your first car could NEVER… So we made a second car that could. Purpose built for an Aussie road trip.

#f1 #formula 1 #aus gp 2024 #australian gp 2024 #valtteri bottas #stake f1 team #australia #daniel ricciardo #oscar piastri

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