Verosika: Welcome to the Fuck Blitzø club where we all talk about how much we hate Blitzø
Stolas: *getting up* terribly sorry I thought-
Verosika: and about how we want to fuck him.
Stolas: *sits back down*
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VEROSIKA EASTER EGG I LOVE HER
And maybe a hint to apology tour 👀
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I've had this idea since Episode 1 of Hazbin Hotel and I had to get it out of my head at last! XD When Lute said to Charlie about Hellborn being pardoned the first thing I thought of was all the Hellborn (Imps, Succubus's, Hellhounds, ect) all gleefully taking the utter mick out of the Exorcists knowing they can't do anything back.
I imagine very few things unite the residents of Hell but annoying the Angels has to be one of them! X)
I also managed to slip my own little Impsona into the 7th panel :P I should draw him more often its fun! (Little hint of things to come ;))
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞.ᐟ
⋆。゚When you get a splitting headache, they’re there to take care of you ゚。⋆
— Stolas, Verosika, Blitzø, Vox
Stolas freaks out and tells his servants to get every migraine relief medication in the mansion and some water. He asks Octavia to be as quiet as possible and turns all the lights off. He’ll lay with you in bed until you start to feel better, cuddling you against his chest and cooing softly to help you relax. He just wants you to feel better.
Verosika asks if you want her to go down on you to help make you feel better. She knows all too well how pleasure can help with pain. If you decline though, she’ll get you some pain meds and leave you be. Hopefully you’ll start feeling better after a nap in a quiet room.
Blitzø says he’ll get you something for the pain, and then comes back with an assortment of hard drugs for you to choose from. He’ll even recommend his favorite for headaches. If when you decline and take regular headache medicine, he’ll call you a pussy but still hand you a bottle of water to take them. He’ll even give you the day off if it’s really bad.
Vox would never tell you this, but he always feels a little guilty whenever you get a headache. Looking at his screen all day probably makes them more frequent and he hates that. He’ll have his assistant bring you meds and water, and he’ll try to stay away from you until you’re feeling better. Even then he might still give you space, worried about it coming back.
As someone with chronic headaches I needed to write this
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Ooohhhh what if the kids wait until mother's day to tell Carmilla/Sera that they're pregnant so one of their mothers day presents is learning they're gonna be grandmas?
Odette and Verosika in unison: “Happy Mother’s Day!!! Here’s your present!”
*hands them two t-shirts that say “Hell’s Greatest Grandma”*
Sera: *screams with delight* “Oh girls I’m so happy for you!”
Carmilla, having flashbacks to when Velkira’s boys were babies: “Umm…are you…?”
Odette pregnant with Rory: “Don’t worry Mom, it’s just one this time.”
Carmilla, hugging Odette and Verosika: “Oh thank you, Satan!!”
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