[locked out of the bug in the snow]
Emma: Relax, I can get this open. Anybody got a coat hanger?
Zelena: I do. Oh no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
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Zelena: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Emma: Sure.
Zelena: Your life!
Emma: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.
Regina: Emma, no.
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a compiled list of silly little things the ouat fandom decided was true
Rumple is just a silly little guy!
Regina is shorter then emma and also well, everyone
Emma is buff but only eats bearclaws
Zelena is the unhinged sister
swanqueen.
the rumplequeen plot did not happen
snow and regina are actually besties! them fighting? just a little jokie joke
cora and leopold are ops
maleficent and regina had something going on in the EF
Regina eats only lasagna and salad
rb and add some more!
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People who have NEVER seen Once Upon a Time, tell me which of these plot points you think I’m lying about.
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emma: when i was 15, i went to camp and a kid shoved a pen up his ass to impress a girl
emma: it got stuck and he had to go to the hospital to have it removed
regina: was the girl impressed though?
zelena: i would be
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Emma: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.
Regina, to Zelena: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Emma: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.
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ZELENA & REGINA MILLS -> Once Upon a Time, 3.20
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