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ifwebefriends · 19 hours

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#me rn #writers on tumblr #writing #writers #writing memes #writeblr community #authors #ao3 #fanfiction

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TW: drug paraphernalia

Got bored so here’s a shitpost @garfrenchfries

Song: The Ballad of Lyman by Jordan Keyes and Evan Diem

[Video ID. A fan edit for the garfrenchfries tumblr fancomic to the song “The Ballad of Lyman” by Jordan Keyes (featuring Evan Diem). The lyrics start “you may know Garfield and Odie and Jon and Nermal and Pookie and Liz and Arlene,” and each character as shown in the fan comic are shown when their name is sung, aside from Pookie where [IMAGE NOT FOUND] is shown. The lyrics continue “but you may not know Lyman was there now he’s gone,” as a picture of Lyman from the fan comic is shown and then his face is edited onto someone’s body doing the peace hand sign before the image fades to black. The lyrics continue “last seen in the paper in 2013” as a cartoonish newspaper is shown with fancomic Lyman’s face on it then it zooms out to reveal the year 2013 written on the paper. The lyrics continue “he was Jon’s roommate for the first few years,” as images from the fancomic are shown of Jon and Lyman’s college days where they kissed and hung out together. The lyrics continue “and also the one to whom Odie belonged,” more pictures from the fancomic are shown of Lyman introducing Odie to Jon. The lyrics continue a little but the screen only says “that’s all I got sorry go follow @garfrenchfries on tumblr” End ID]

#I’m a hype man for this comic #it’s really fun would recommend even if you’re not super into Garfield #garfrenchfries #jyman #lyman garfield #jon x lyman #lyman #jon arbuckle #Garfield #video #fan edit #shitpost #the ballad of Lyman #fancomic #fan comic #Jordan Keyes #song #music #songs

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“Oh look at that! A short little video essay on YouTube about a movie I liked as a kid! Maybe I should watch that movie again…”

*15 hours later*

“What do you mean that there’s a spiritual successor to Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons and it’s mostly goth/nerdy tweens from 2000s-era experimental Disney movies?!”

#/pos #I’ve made a discovery today/yesterday #this just surprised me that’s all #watching three movies in one day can really take it out of someone #futuristic four #modern four #meet the robinsons #bolt 2008 #big hero 6 #the incredibles #violet parr #penny forrester #wilbur robinson #hiro hamada

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I don’t really have anything to add here honestly

[Video ID. A clip from Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension where everyone is fighting 2nd dimension Doofenshmirtz’s robot army using Phineas and Ferb’s inventions, but the clip is played at 3.4 times speed. The song Robot Riot by Love Händel from the same movie is playing at normal speed. There’s top and bottom text in white boxes with black letters in all capital impact font. The top text says “aspec ppl mass reporting bots” and the bottom text says “in the #asexual tag” End ID]

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“I’m going out clubbing,” I say. You search every nightclub and bar for me, only to see me in a Denny’s parking lot fighting someone with a Stone Age-looking wooden club

#posts that have 10k to me #club #clubbing #weapons #star’s shitposts #reblog

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I just watched Meet the Robinsons for the first time in like a year or so and it hit me that Lewis built the memory scanner so he could meet his mom, and it actually does do that in the end, it’s just not the mom he was expecting

#consider this a late Mother’s Day post I guess #that movie is so good for no reason #keep moving forward #meet the robinsons #lewis robinson #cornelius robinson #lucille robinson #disney #walt disney studios #animation

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Recently I started wearing the ace ring like every day or at least every time I go out and it’s awesome it feels like a warding spell against sex and allosexual culture

#my precious power ring!#ace power increased by 30%#demisexual #single demisexual #asexual #aspec #ace #ace ring #alloace #tw sex mention #cw sex mention #sex ment tw

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Happy 2 year anniversary to this post!

Played the Stanley Parable for the first time via the Ultra Deluxe edition with little context or prior knowledge. This is the result. 9/10

#the stanley parable #please look at the prev tags

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ifwebefriends · 5 days

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Saw a comment on YouTube saying “Stolas fell first, Blitz fell harder” and like, yeah that feels so true

#stolitz #stolas #stolas x blitz #blitzo #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #blitz x stolas #helluva boss

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#reblog #important #ai #anti ai

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Man, Doctor Who fans really won in the SuperWhoLock trifecta. Supernatural fans had an ending where Castiel went to SuperHell and a car went to heaven with some drama about the Spanish dub and Destiel being written out, Sherlock fans had a queerbaited ending and had a fucking conspiracy theory about extra episodes that would make Johnlock canon but Doctor Who fans seem relatively happy and satisfied with little fandom drama that’s breached containment and there was even that Van Gogh episode that everyone likes

#I have seen like 2 episodes of Sherlock bbc and that’s it #never seen supernatural nor doctor who #I know these things through cultural osmosis #please tell me more if I’m wrong I like learning about things #superwholock #supernatural #doctor who #bbc sherlock #destiel #castiel x dean

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I feel like I was just cited in an academic research paper or something, thanks for the shoutout!

Moments I think Blitzø realized his feelings for Stolas

I really don't think that Blitzø had an "Oh" moment. I think it was over a period of time, where he slowly realizes it, and then it comes unleashing out in either The Full Moon or Apology Tour.

Anyways, here

Seeing Stars (S2, ep2)

This was Blitzø's reaction when he saw Stolas's human form for the first time. God, I love his subtle expressions here sm. Read this post, they explain it well, and it's also the post that made me want to make this post.

In the first pic, Blitzø looks surprised and confused, probably from the shock of seeing Stolas's human form for the first time. Probably didn't even consider he ever had one, lol

The second image, we see a small blush appear, and as @ifwebefriends said, it's the "I'm fucked" face, as he is filled with complicated emotions as he realizes he likes Stolas in every form. He looks really worried by this.

The third image, hid pupils are fully dilated. Instead of confused, he looks genuinely worried and vulnerable. His expression doesn't show lust, but more like a mix of someone who is nervous to be around someone they like and genuine fear. He is realizing that it isn't just lust, but that he genuinely likes Stolas, and that's scary to him.

In the fourth image, he quickly turns around, slightly hunched over and rubbing his hands together; both behaviors indicating nervousness, probably at his own emotions. He also asks Stolas if he can somehow give them human disguises, which yes, is relevant to what's going on, but it can also be him being like, "maybe I'm just interested in the human disguise," so he can believe that instead of dealing with his own emotions.

(Also, have this gif of Blitzø checking Stolas out in his human disguise)

Then that scene in Seeing Stars that, when I joined the fandom, was the first thing I saw fans losing their shit over

Nothing much to comment on here. He's actually smiling at Stolas's advances. The other times Stolas flirted with him, it's always been overly aggressive ("jelly sandwiches all night~"), and this time, it's more subtle and intimate, which clearly worked for Blitzø.

Oops (S2, ep6)

In this moment, Fizz hit Blitzø with the allegations, and this was Blitzø's reaction to it. Look at his expressions! The first image looks confused and scared and heart broken, like he knew he fell, but he's either in denial, ignoring it, or doesn't think it's reciprocated; perhaps even all 3.

The second image, he looks sad, angry, and confused, like he doesn't know his emotions and can't name them, but he's hurt. He's frustrated at how complicated things are, and he hates it.

The 3rd image is now just full denial. When lying, people often look to the side or avoid eye contact, which is exactly Blitzø is doing right here. He knows that its more than sex every month, but he's lying to himself, because he can't get hurt if it is just casual.

Alright, imma have to do a part 2 to this cuz I ran out of space. I'll try to go in episode order next time lol, I just go excited with these 2 lol

Part 2

#also yeah bro is not dodging the liking Stolas allegations #blitz #blitzo #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #blitzo helluva boss #helluva boss blitzø #blitzø helluva boss #helluva boss #stolitz #reblog

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Stolas fancam or smn idk (this one actually turned out to be pretty fucking cool ngl I hope y’all like it)

TW: slight flashes that those with epilepsy may be sensitive to

Song: GIMME MORE - SLAYYYTER REMIX

[Video ID: a fan edit of Stolas from Helluva Boss to the song Gimme More Slayyyter Remix. It starts with a scene from season 2 episode 2 “Seeing Stars” when Blitz is about to go on a sitcom while a part of the song is playing softly in the background. Blitz says “oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit! I—I can’t do this, no not again! I—I haven’t performed since—“then Stolas cuts him off saying “Blitz, if your performance on stage is half as good as it is in bed, you’ll leave them breathless.” Then the music comes on at full volume as various clips of Stolas are shown in beat with the music with flashy transitions between the clips as the chorus of the song plays. End ID]

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I don’t really like admitting this but I feel like stannarrator is appealing because aside from a few core tenants it can kinda be whatever you want it to be. A good part of the fandom think the narrator is asexual and another part thinks he’s the horniest kinkiest motherfucker alive. It’s not a super rigid ship it’s like concentrated divorced toxic yaoi.

#someone had to say it #I adore them though #when I played TSPUD two years ago I did NOT think that I would be still thinking and talking and writing about it two years later #the stanley parable #tsp #tspud #the Stanley parable ultra deluxe

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Happy 2 year anniversary to this post and me predicting exactly what the fans are all thinking. I’ve now written three fanfics on these two motherfuckers and I have two more fics on the way

Yeah I just played The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe (never played the original game and didn’t watch playthroughs) and yeah I’m like 99% certain the narrator is in love with Stanley

#thought I had a hot take but no it was ice cold #also predicted one of my otps fr #the stanley parable #tspud narrator #tspud #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tsp #stannarrator #stanarrator

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Existential despair is so common in a person's twenties, I think, because up until that point, we've had a pretty clear road map for what's expected of us and we haven't had much reason to question that map. There are still a few milestones outlined for us (start a career, get married, make babies) but more and more young people are entering the post-school world and realizing:

A) that career thing just isn't happening like they said it would

B) I'm not ready to get married/I don't want to get married/marriage isn't the sort of life-altering event that it used to be

C) I'm not ready to make babies/I don't want a baby/I can't afford to raise children right now (see point A)

And in the absence of these milestones to shoot for (which one could argue weren't the promise of fulfillment they claimed to be in the first place), what we're left with is this aimless abyss of "the rest of our lives" sprawling out ahead of us with no indication of how it will go or what we should be doing to shape it. Young people start their first jobs, find they hate them, and think to themselves, "Is this it? Am I just supposed to do this job until I'm too old to do it or die first?"

Which is, yeah, really fucking depressing!! So here's my best attempt at an alternate roadmap for young people that don't vibe with the old model. Please feel free to add in your own suggestions!

Learn how you work and what you want out of a job. Unless you've been in a job-specific training program that gives you hands-on experience, your first jobs should be experiments. Learn how a full-time job feels for you, what elements are more or less difficult. Different workplaces have different cultures and expectations - what do you need out of a job environment? Do you need to find fulfillment in your job or is it enough for it to pay the bills and leave you time to find outside fulfillment? Do you want to climb a corporate ladder or are you content to hunker down as long as your bills get paid? This period of experimentation is exhausting and may feel like it's consuming your whole life.

Learn how to make time for things outside of work. Adapting to a full-time work environment often leaves you feeling so drained that you can't do anything but go home and collapse on the couch every day. That's fine - for a little while. But it can also become a habit. You need to learn how to do things after work or you'll go crazy. Go to a trivia night. Start an exercise schedule. Take a class in your community. Find volunteer work. Join a band. You will find that putting more things into your day makes you feel like you have more time, not less.

Find a community. Making friends as an adult can feel impossible. Where do you find these mysterious friends everyone seems to have?? This goes along with #2, though. As you start regularly attending the same activities, you will find that repeat interactions with the same people turn into friendships or at least friendly acquaintances. Say yes to invitations. Get involved in your local community. Strive to be connected enough to bump into people at the grocery store.

Unlearn bad lessons. We all internalize some messed up things when we're growing up. As you start off your adult life, that's the time to actively work at unpacking the things you've brought with you from childhood and deciding which things are helping you and which things are harming you. This might mean therapy or joining a spiritual group or reading new things or just making special time to be in your own head.

Learn the lessons you missed. In this, I mostly mean practical things. "Adulting." Areas of your day-to-day practical life that are causing you extreme stress are probably related to a knowledge or experience gap. Do you hate cooking and cleaning or were you not taught how to do it properly? Are you afraid of making medical appointments or is it just something new you're not used to? Does money make you queasy or do you need to learn how to make a budget?

Find something fulfilling. This can be your job. It can be volunteer work. It can be faith. It can be a hobby. It can be creating things. It can be challenging yourself physically. It can be activism. It can be going for walks in nature. Everyone finds fulfillment in different places. If you're not finding it where you are, look somewhere else.

#important #kinda needed this rn #I’m graduating college in a year and been thinking about what I want to do after that #adulting #advice #reblog

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Girl help I can’t stop creating I can’t stop making things I can’t stop adding to the world

Song: bury a friend by Billie Eillish

[Video ID: a fan edit of Stolas and Blitz from Helluva Boss in time with the beginning of the song bury a friend by Billie Eillish. The lyrics are “what do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” End ID]

#stolitz #helluva boss #fan edit #my edit #my edits #ifwebefriends edit #Stolas #stolas x blitz #blitzo #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #blitz x stolas #helluva blitz #video #billie eilish #vn #made with vn

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