incorrectvtuberquotes
things vtubers probably didn't say
but it's fun to imagine.
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Ollie: What that thang do?
Calli: God knows, I shudder to say.
#ollie kureiji#calliope mori#mori calliope#id gen 2#holoid#holomyth#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#source: @cryptotheism#in which ollie is horny on main
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YAGOO: Amelia, it's Pride Month. You know what that means.
Ame: what
Ame: do you want me to recruit like
Ame: gay vtubers
Ame: what
#the answer is yes#yagoo#amelia watson#holoadvent#(by implication)#holomyth#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#reblogging for the occasion
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“Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it’s black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?”
- Tsukumo Sana
#submission#tsukumo sana#holocouncil#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: red dwarf#thank you for the submission!
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Ollie: *crying*
Reine: What’s wrong?
Ollie: It’s just- *sniffs* so beautiful how much they love each other.
Reine: …It’s a commercial.
Ollie: *sniffles*
Reine: For a refrigerator.
#submission#kureiji ollie#pavolia reine#holoro#gen 2#holoid#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#thank you for the submission!
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Fubuki: Where's Haachama?
Matsuri: Around.
Fubuki: Around?
Matsuri: Around.
Fubuki: You don't have any idea, do you?
Haachama, dropping down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?
#shirakami fubuki#natsuiro matsuri#akai haato#haachama#gen 1#holojp#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: incorrectstarrailquotes#source: tumblr
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Nene: Hey, if you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
Polka: I don’t like that question.
#submission#momosuzu nene#omaru polka#nepolabo#gen 5#holojp#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#source: outofcontextdnd#thank you for the submission!
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Kiara: Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.
Amelia: Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships In Uruguay in 2018!
Kiara: …Really?
Amelia:
Amelia: No.
#submission#takanashi kiara#watson amelia#holomyth#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: reddit#thank you for the submission!
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Bettel: Everybody out of the goddamn way! I've got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis and a head full of empty!
#gavis bettel#bettel gavis#holotempus#holostars tempus#holostars#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: homestuck#a bit yabai
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Gawr: Give in to the hatred inside yourself. Let it flow through you like a-
Gura: But I don’t have any hatred. I’m just extremely passive-aggressive.
Gawr: Fine. Give in to your passive-aggressiveness. Let it flow through you like an extremely defensive river.
#submission#gawr gura#holomyth#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: yugioh abridged#thank you for the submission!
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Mumei: I was put on this earth for one purpose. Luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.
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Noel, staring out the window: Come on…
Marine: What are you doing?
Noel: Calling Flare.
Marine: But you don’t have your phone?
Noel: I’m calling her from my heart.
Marine: Do you really expect that to work—
Flare, entering the room, winded: Hey, sorry I missed your call, Noel.
Noel: Flare!
Marine: I can’t fucking stand you people.
#submission#shirogane noel#houshou marine#shiranui flare#holofantasy#gen 3#holojp#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#source: incorrectgundamwingquotes#thank you for the submission!#noefure#a little yuri to start the day
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Laplus: In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Kiara: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Laplus: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Kiara: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Laplus: But metals can be melted, by the heat of re-vahnge!
Kiara: It's revenge, and it's best served cold!
Laplus: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Kiara: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Laplus: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Kiara: Warranties are invalid, if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!
Amelia, tied to a chair: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
#submission#la+ darknesss#holox#gen 6#holojp#takanashi kiara#watson amelia#holomyth#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: megamind#thank you for the submission!
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Dokibird: Remember, kids, the only difference between screwing around and Vtubing is a model and a microphone.
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Koyori: The term "laws of physics" implies the existence of science crimes, and I, for one, am very interested.
#hakui koyori#holox#gen 6#holojp#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#source: feaincorrectquotes
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[Scenario: Myth has come to rescue Amelia, who has been kidnapped by holoX]
Calli: Hey, Darknesss. It’s me, Mori, the person whose crew you fucked.
Kiara: Did you really think we were gonna find the holoX base on our first try?
Calli: We can’t do easy things with our team! And you want us to do a hard one?
Gura: This is a ding-dong team!
Ina: You’re a jerk… person, Darknesss.
Kiara: Hold on, let me look up holoX’s address in the Yellow Pages. Oh, it says here “a garbage can”.
Calli: Let me look up holoX’s phone number.
[Calli takes a piece of paper and starts writing on it]
Ina: Calli’s gonna slam you here in a second, Darknesss.
Kiara: LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!
Gura: Get her! Get her, Calli!
Calli: [holds up paper that reads 1-800-FART-NOW]
Gura: That’s right!
Kiara: EAT THAT SHIT, DARKNESSS!
#submission#mori calliope#takanashi kiara#ninomae ina'nis#gawr gura#holomyth#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: my brother my brother and me#thank you for the submission!
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Jailbirds: I need an adult.
Nerissa: I am an adult.
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Jailbirds: I need an adult.
Nerissa: I am an adult.
#submission#chat#nerissa ravencroft#holoadvent#holoen#hololive#vtubers#incorrect quotes#thank you for the submission!#source: ???
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