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Incorrect quotes from the life series
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Gem: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Impulse: Gem, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Gem: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Bdubs: ...It was a bug.
Gem: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Impulse: ...
Bdubs: ...
Gem: Stop looking at me like that!
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Bdubs: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Bdubs: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Lizzie: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.
Jimmy: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Lizzie: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Martyn: Get your hand off my shield!
Gem: There's like a million other shields.
Martyn: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Gem: *hits Martyn with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
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Joel: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Grian: Apparently, we're not.
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Skizz: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favour? Wham! Favour returned. Do not test my kindness!
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Mumbo: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Bdubs: 'Prettiest Smile'
Skizz: 'Nicest Personality'
Joel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Pearl: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Skizz: All I did was kill Bdubs, is that really such a crime?
Jimmy:
Jimmy: Yes?!
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Skizz: Gem, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Gem: Raise the dead.
Skizz: And what did you do?
Gem: Raise the dead.
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Grian: Ow!
Mumbo: What’s wrong?
Grian: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Mumbo: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Etho: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Bdubs: Okay-
Joel: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Bdubs, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...
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Grian: Oh no! I’m doomed!
Joel: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Jimmy at his own memorial service.
Grian: Exactly! It’s impossible!
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Bigb: What’s your name?
Etho, whispering to Jimmy: Can I tell him my real name?
Jimmy: No!
Etho: I’m… Jimmy.
Jimmy, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME he gets my name right…
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Jimmy: But what about Joel?
Grian: Don't worry about him.
Grian: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
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Etho: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
Skizz: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Etho: …Your point?
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Impulse: I had to pick up Gem early.
Bdubs: That’s alright. Has she been sick?
Impulse: No, not sick, she's just very upset because she's had a hard day.
Bdubs: Wait, why did she have a hard day?
Impulse: She took her two pet snails to school with her today, and she had the snails in her book bag. She let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and Grian, who was visiting the class that day, thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so he threw Gem’s snails out the window.
Bdubs: Oh my god.
Impulse: I know you are laughing, Bdubs, but please act sad about it when we get home today.
Bdubs: I’ll try but that is hilarious.
Impulse: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.
Impulse: I’m trying not to let Gem see me laugh.
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Skizz: We’re going to a candy store?!
Bigb: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Tango: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Bigb, sighing: No-
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