Gem: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Impulse: Gem, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Gem: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Bdubs: ...It was a bug.
Gem: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Impulse: ...
Bdubs: ...
Gem: Stop looking at me like that!
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dungeon meshi screen caps but hermitcraft🥲
i shit you not the reason this happened was because i saw gem fanart of her as an elf and i just got caught up with dungeon meshi (anime) and i was like holy shit it's marcille!!! and also etho is certified autism monster freak!!!!!! AND i saw chilchuck with "the most big beautiful brown eyes you've ever seen" and thought bdubs
but😊😊😅😇
dwarf impulse is too good and bdubs would be half foot buttttttt character wise chilchuck is not bdubs but shut up🙅🙅🙅
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Bdubs: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Bdubs: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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If anyone wants to know any of the symbolism/meaning behind any of the clocks send an ask :)
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Imagine just how baffling it must be for any Hermits who don't keep up with the Life series if one day they just see Bdubs calling Etho dad and people referencing him and Cleo's divorce like it's nothing. Like the whole Clocker family bit is so funny partially because it just hasn't stopped. It's a thing they reference now, Etho's an absent father, Bdubs canonically has daddy issues, Cleo got the kids in the divorce, but Scar's not-so-secretly her favourite. That's how it is now lol.
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