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mossfeathers · 3 months

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ok one more (this marks 100 memes btw) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 ]

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lifeseriesincorrectquotes · 3 months

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Cleo, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Pearl: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Pearl: Here you go.

Cleo:

Pearl:

Martyn: Why am I here?

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jeena-says-hi · 7 months

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Jimmy: are you sure you arent missing Ren too much this season?

Martyn, *building dog themed everything*: No I don’t think so

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firekit21 · 8 months

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Life Series Incorrect Quotes

Bdubs: I wasn’t that drunk.

Impulse: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Bdubs: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Scar: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Bdubs: But we lost Etho.

Scar: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Scar: BigB, I screwed up, big time.

BigB: Scar, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Martyn: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my soulmate love me?

Grian: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

Tango: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

BigB: Hi, who's this? Grian changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Bdubs: What's mine?

BigB: Gnome.

Bdubs: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

BigB: Oh, hey Bdubs.

Bdubs: FUCK!

*Cleo is crying after Last Life betrayal*

Etho: There there, Cleo.

Cleo, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my base?

Etho: Great question—

Scar: What do we think of Martyn?

*pause*

Ren: *sighs* Nice pal.

Etho: I think they're gay.

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icefireanimates · 6 months

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Grian: *frantically looking around*

Scar: what are you looking for?

Grian: m y h a p p i n e s s

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catparty41 · 6 months

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jadespeedster17 · 1 year

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Etho: Scar why do you keep trying to kill people!?

Scar: Mama didn’t raise a quitter

Cleo: Darn right I didn’t.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 5 months

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Young!Y/N: Hey, Dick, want to come help me beat up some dude that was being a jerk to me?

Young!Dick: I would, but Bruce said fighting normal civilians is wrong…

*Meanwhile*

Bruce: *Chasing after the guy with a batarang* GET BACK HERE YOU NO GOOD MOTHERFU-

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dragonflavoredcake · 2 months

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Iskall: Wait, you knew about Real Life ages ago and didn't tell me?

Mumbo: What? Grian says insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know that one was true?!

Grian, in the distance: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Mumbo: SEE?!

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whatmcytsaid · 4 months

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Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

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violent-backed-starling · 5 months

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Scar: *on the phone* Hey Grian, do you know my blood type? Grian: Of course, it's B-. Scar: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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mossfeathers · 6 months

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we're so back (part 2 electric boogaloo) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

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lifeseriesincorrectquotes · 3 months

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Bdubs: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Joel: *crouches down*

Mumbo: *kneels down*

Pearl: *sits on the floor*

Bdubs:

Bdubs: I hate all of you.

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jeena-says-hi · 4 months

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*playing twister*

Mumbo: Right hand red.

Grian: *ends up on top of Scar*

Grian: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Mumbo: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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firekit21 · 8 months

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Divorce Quartet Incorrect Quotes

Scott, throughout Double Life: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

Pearl: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Cleo: Are you mad?

Pearl: No.

Cleo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Martyn: Can I ask a dumb question?

Cleo: Better than anyone I know.

Pearl: This date is boring!

Cleo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Pearl: Then why did you invite me?

Cleo: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Cleo I'll do whatever I want!

Martyn: Pearl just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Skizz: Who's in charge here?

Martyn, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Pearl, texting Scott: *sends a voice message*

Scott, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Pearl: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Scott: *presses play*

Pearl's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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caitlynscat · 1 year

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Yoko: Just um- you know baby steps. Give her a light compliment. Like she looks pretty or you noticed that’s a new knife in her collection. Baby steps.

Enid: Got it.

Later that day in their room.

Wednesday: *rummaging through her bag* Hey Enid have you seen my st-

Enid: I’m so madly in love with you, Wednesday Addams it hurts truly. It hurts so much and I hate how it aches me and how you drive me absolutely nuts I can’t even stand the time we’re apart-

Later again that day back in Yoko’s room.

Yoko: What the fuck happened???

Enid:

Enid: I accidentally gave her my heart and soul in a 20 minute speech.

Yoko: Oh….. um. How’d she take it?

Enid: We’re getting married tomorrow

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