DIVE INTO MY PUSSY LIKE THAT CHOSO!

Sir we are as married as this game will let me be to you. WTF.

me seeing literally any Lewis Pullman character:

Day 2: Maglor of @feanorianweek

Kingship

Poppy = Sloth | Manipulation

I do think Maglor mourned when Maedhros got himself captured, I just also read Maglor as a manipulative power hungry character.

He probably convinced himself that Maedhros had died and ignored everything that proved otherwise, both as a poor coping mechanism and, subconsciously, seizing the power of being a king, although he never named himself one as that would give him trouble. He differently enjoyed the power and mourned, when Maedhros came back, for the power loss. He was happy to have his brother back of course. I don´t think he spoke against Maedhros choice to give the kingship to Fingolfin, even if he wanted it himself, as he did except Fingolfin to do something stupid and get himself killed eventually, and by agreeing he seemed more "civil" and the friendliest of his brothers, which would end up giving him political power, giving people the illusion that he´s the innocent and harmless of his family.

Maedhros | Celegorm | Caranthir | Curufin | Ambarussa | Nerdanel and Feanor

Not to be #nasty #freaky but I need reiner to put my ankles behind my ears and hold me down...ITS GETTING SEARS CHERRY!! 😞😞💔

listen..LISTENNNN. You ain’t by yourself, okay? 🤧😔😔 I would give anything, including my left kidney to have that man’s hands around my throat and his dick in my stomach. Like I cannot take it anymore!!!

Steve and Jon tired af bc Steve thought it would be a good idea to climb through Jons window drunk at 3am instead of using the house key

mmmmmmmmm

richard's relationship with money is so interesting to me despite/because of how vague and nonspecific it is in canon. which only makes sense because the show isn't interested in richard's backstory at ALL and, it being an audio medium, it can't exactly give many context clues like wardrobe/style or what his apartment/house looks like. but it's like......... he doesn't have interests, he dabbles in money-making activities. i am practically forced to assume that his mention of being good at pool also = a side hustle. his estranged dad up and left him a house and a paid ride to college. at this point he's way better off than he's ever been -- after 18 years of living with two separate conmen and a mother who doesn't care about him in mediocre apartments, he's suddenly on his own with his future out in front of him, and....... he STILL takes very risky grade-changing jobs for money? like he bypasses getting a regular college job and goes straight to petty crime? and apparently "far worse" crimes??? it's such an interesting balance between craving the security of Having Money and being pathologically unable to get it in a "normal" "safe" way. he doesn't even do anything with it in canon, he just GETS it. he isn't even buying lucy's drinks himself!!!! obviously even richard has bills to pay (which is. very funny to me. sorry that i think 19-year-old college era richard is the funniest person to ever exist, gremlin who's only ever lived in an apartment with his mother, sister, and mother's rotating cast of boyfriends, suddenly has a whole ass house dumped in his lap on his 18th birthday in exchange for his whole ass father's wholesale abandonment of him, has to figure out how to pay utility bills on his own, maybe thinks about getting a barista job or whatever kids did in the 80s, record shop clerk job?? and then nopes past it and picks "exploiting a child genius" as a career path instead. what a fucking legend. i also think he murdered people for money a couple times but that's just me) sorry i've lost the plot of this post thinking about campbell county community college computers richard. imagine being the people at the 5 Cs in charge of hiring STUDENT COUNSELORS and seeing richard maxwell strut into his interview and thinking "yes this 18-year-old suspiciously home-owning kid who talks like a john hughes movie antagonist and is currently his kid sister's very much illegal guardian is the perfect fit for our emotionally and socially fragile 11-year-old resident genius. what could go wrong" and then they have to pay for nicholas adamsworth's therapy sessions for the next 5 years because richard maxwell was what could go wrong. fuck. "waylaid in the windy city" maybe be my personal favorite richard but pre- and mid-"eugene's dilemma" richard is definitely the weirdest and funniest

Just Paul in 1977 quietly being the most beautiful person who ever existed.

from one he/theysbian to another he/him lesbian scarian is everything 2 me i am rotating them in my brain like a dropped item in minecraft <3 do u have anything to ramble abt them or-

HE/THEYSBIAN TO THEY/HE-SBIAN COMMUNICATION I AM BEAMING ENERGIES AT YOU!!!! /POS

he/him lesbians scarian is sooo. i wish i had coherent thoughts but they just have such an energy to me. they're wives they're boyfriends they're killing each other they're dying for each other they're married AND they're divorced. He/him lesbians scarian feels so messy. like dont get me wrong default scarian is also messy but there's smth about he/him lesbians scarian that feels inherently a little messier. To borrow something @scarabies-real said to me about an unrelated au, i think they poison each other for fun every day and neither of them know if its to kill their partner or build up their poison immunity. My brother in fucking iocane powder the atrocities these two lesbians will commit

happy birthday to my blue eyed princess & the mother of my children 🫶🤍

THANK YOU @anyamaris FOR THESE PICS

I'M FREAKING DYING😭bdnifjfjfuifkftntnfbdis

My woo brainrot going brrr

A DADDY! WOO SMUT WITH NIPPLE PLAY COMING YOUR WAY Y'ALL

Abushrjr the way I would like to elegantly climb onto his lap and give his nipples soon good ----

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my favorite skier 🫶🫶🫶

one day I'll finally talk/write abt what happens between them on scylla but I think nonstop abt what his vision mom says

My fathers been getting drunk every single weekend for the past five years bc he feels bad abt my mom dying and gets increasingly worse every week. My brother in Christ, you’re the one who abused her.

He came in drunk off his ass wanting to bleed his feelings at me and I’m just not fucking having it.