Carol: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Jennifer: Get two more chairs.
Scott: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Kate: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Bucky: I would never be near children.
Yelena: Get rid of two kids.
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A long time ago, folks asked me who's on my roster for Peter Parker: Foreign Exchange Student Avengers and here's my current line up. I found it unfinished in a sketchbook and just said "get it done"
I just wanted to pay tribute to the original comics while subbing in she hulk so there's another lady on the team and A FUN ONE at that. And cap not pictured here is on the team. i just made it a combination of their classic/iconic looks crossbred with some neat ideas from their animated counterparts with the main thing being "they gotta be fun to draw" and "get that looks like street clothes/tactical armor/mcu basketball texture look TF outta here this is a COMIC BOOK" no offense if you like that but i'd be bored to tears drawing that.
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Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Natasha: My moral code, is that you?
Scott:
Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Proof that Tony Stark is bisexual in the MCU
It is known that 616 Tony is bisexual. If you didn’t know – here’s the page from “Tony Stark: Iron Man (2018) #4”.
But is MCU Tony also bisexual? Let’s find out.
The Avengers:
0:43:10 - seems that Tony watched Rogers' movements at the end of his fight with Loki and liked what he saw.
1:10:08 - “Back off”.
2:08:30 – Sleeping Beauty.
Age of Ultron:
1:52:35 – Rhodey and Tony being a “couple”.
2:10:30 – Nat’s remark.
Civil War:
0:59:50 – huh?
Infinity War:
0:14:35 - Tony didn't know that was Levi.
0:17:08 – Tony noticed Strange’s hair moving.
0:19:15 - Strange's flirting and Tony's reaction.
1:18:50 – Tony and Strange are gazing into each other’s eyes and holding hands.
1:23:45 – again.
Endgame:
0:09:25 – Rogers’ face btw. Is he jealous here?
1:16:30 - Tony is staring at the America’s ass.
1:17:30 – Tony flicks Scott's butt.
1:20:00 – Tony is 100% okay with having a man inside him. Literally.
So what do we have?
He is comfortable touching men and being touched, even if he barely knows them. Even if it’s very gay.
He openly jokes about “gay” things.
He gazes into the eyes of both Steves, and Steves gaze back. Like, pretty often. Even Nat noticed this little habit.
He looks at men. Body, hair, ass. And he doesn’t hide it. That’s not so straight, I’d say.
Conclusion: Tony is bi. He is not latent, not really hidden one, just already in an established relationship with a woman and is faithful to her. He seems to be attracted to some guys though (we can see this towards Rogers and Strange).
Marvel shows it to us, and that’s actually the best we could get here. Because, unfortunately, the real international movie business is not yet ready for Iron Man to have a boyfriend. At least we can say he is canonically bisexual.
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