The biggest punch in the gut from Patch#3 is not the fact that Clown Jaheira was a glitch, but that I didn’t even suspect it was a glitch. I had never used the clown makeup in my game, so there was no way for it to copy from my Jaheira over, and I fully assumed it was an intentional design choice by Larian. I didn’t question that shit for one second, that’s how fucked up this game has me. Of course Evil Clown Jaheira is robbing a bank. Who else would possibly be responsible.
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Do you take BG3 requests? If so, can I get Jaheira's reaction to a female Tav that has resting angry face and is normally stoic but every time Jaheira enters a room she just lights up and softens her posture.
⋆·˚ ༘ *Jaheria x fem! stoic! tav
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Everyone knew about your nonchalant personality, it even put some people off. You didn't mind much since you had more important things to worry about. Like getting a goddamn alien tadpole out of your head. It wasn’t always a curse though, it helped with intimidating foes and that's all you cared about.
Until you approached last light inn and met Jaheira. You weren’t a baldurian so you’ve never actually heard of her. However some of your party members spoke very highly of her and that was something you could respect. seeing her in action during the invasion of Moonrise Towers and fighting Ketheric, only made your admiration for her grow. The two of you got closer after the events lifting the shadow curse, you realized how similar you two were. It felt like you could actually relax around her.
“Coming to see me again cub? I thought you had a parasite stuck in your head, not me.” Jaheira realized you were just like her in this aspect, tough until trusted. She liked that you could feel soft around her. She notices how the way you speak to her is different than towards the others, the way you gravitated towards her in camp, and personally she favored you a little more than the others as well.
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I love having three (3) Druids in my BG3 party because it leads to situations like this:
I’m just thinking about Astarion being tormented by these tree hugging hippies who are intentionally fucking with him by saying the same thing over and over again as a sort of inside joke which he, Mr. Rich City Boy Magistrate Ancunin™️ Does Not Understand.
“A young cave bear- killed and stuffed before its teeth were fully grown.”
Astarion, who has had to deal with these motherfuckers saying nothing but “A young cave bear- killed and stuffed before its teeth were fully grown.” In different intonations for the last thirty minutes while exploring the city he so dearly missed: I hope we all fucking die to the elder brain.
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Penelope and Astarion's relationship is sweet and innocent, Jaheira!
(Dangle is on the left and Delight is on the right btw.)
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JAHEIRA IS ANTI VAMPIRE SPAWN LMAO I know that one dialogue with her exists in town but this knocked me OUT-
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I am absolutely flabbergasted by the lack of tav/jaheira on ao3
I'm going to fix that
mark my words I WILL fuck that old woman
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For some reason I’ve been thinking about if the Baldurs Gate 3 companions ever became parents how that would go… this is just my opinion I thought of while doing dishes.
Wyll: I can see him having a few kids, even training one of them to be the next Blade of Frontiers.
Karlach: I can see her adopting a bunch street kids and just being a fun parent. Having her own little army calling her Mama K.
Gale: I feel like if he did have a kid it wouldn’t be planned and he’d treat them like an apprentice. I can also see him not being bothered if he never had kids.
Astarion: I feel he’s the kind of guy who would reluctantly get attached to a like, 13-15 year old orphan and never admit it until something awful happened to them.
Shadow heart: Eh, I think she’s more of an aunt type tbh.
Lae’zel: I can’t picture her with kids.
Halsin: he may have a bunch of kids with a bunch of people and raise them all together in a big group with the other kids of the grove.
Minthara: I think if she did have a kid it’s quite possible she’d kill them at some point for the greater good or if they just pissed her off.
Minsc: All the children would love him but he wouldn’t have any of his own.
Jaheira : she already has kids just look at that.
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