The fifth lord in black for my masque of red death series! I am counting both her as a lord for simplicity
The Queen in White is here!! I love her so much (Webster the spider is the best boy)
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Midnight Pals: Full of Green Teaness
Sheridan Le Fanu: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the new drug scourge that's sweeping the nation, seducing our youth
Le Fanu: you know what i'm talking about
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Le Fanu: i'm talking about green tea
Barker: wait wait wait
Barker: green tea?
Le Fanu: yes
Barker: and that's the street name for.... what now?
Le Fanu: green tea
Barker: hahahaha
Le Fanu: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CLIVE
Barker: ooo yeah i'm real scared of green tea
Le Fanu: THIS IS SERIOUS, CLIVE
Barker: hahaha
Le Fanu: if you drink too much green tea, you could manifest an evil monkey!
Barker: AHAHAHA!!!!
Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!!
Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!
Poe: clive
Barker: oh come on edgar i know you're scared of monkeys but this is ridiculous
Poe: i'm not scared of monkeys
Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of monkeys
Poe: I am NOT scared of monkeys
Poe: i am not scared of monkeys, clive stop spreading rumors
King: actually clive's right, you did write that story about the scary monkey
Poe: that was an ape
Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of apes
Poe: I AM NOT SCARED OF APES EITHER
Le Fanu: look, the simple truth with green tea you don't know if you're getting a pure product
Le Fanu: they cut it with baking soda, borax, rat poison
Le Fanu: here, look at this video of what happens to a cop when he gets green tea on his skin
Le Fanu: you drink green tea and an evil demonic monkey will attack you!
Lovecraft:
Le Fanu: and drive you to suicide!
Lovecraft:
Le Fanu: also, it's sold by the chinese
Lovecraft: [sweats] THE CH-CH-CHINESE?!?!
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Barker: sheridan was just telling us about the dangers of green tea
Le Fanu: [playing piano] Le Fanu here
Le Fanu: i want you to learn a song that'll teach you to say no to green tea
Le Fanu: [playing piano] users are losers and losers are users
Le Fanu: SO DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA! DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA!
Shelley:
Shelley: hey how bout you tell that story about the lesbian vampire?
Le Fanu: Don't let green tea make a monkey out of you!™ (paid for by the partnership for a green tea free america)
Barker:
King:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Koontz:
Shelley: ffft i'll drink green tea if i fuckin want to
Shelley: i'll drink it right now
Shelley: who's got green tea?
Fitz James O'Brien: i got some right here
Shelley: hand it over [drinks green tea without breaking eye contact with Le Fanu]
Le Fanu: noooo! nooo! the monkey!! think of the monkey!
Shelley: i ain't scare of no monkey
Shelley: i'm not edgar
Poe: I'M NOT SCARED OF MONKEYS
Barker: [whispering to Shelley] he's scared of monkeys
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Telltale Heart valentine
[ID: Animated gif of a pop up card. A man sits at a table with his head in his hand, glaring down at the floorboards. As the card's pull tab is pulled the floorboards open and close reveling a heart underneath. Text above the scene reads "Thinking of You"]
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Scenario: somebody you know casually, but not, like, that well has cheaply obtained some rare article that happens to be related to a special interest of yours. However, they're not sure if it's genuine or a knockoff, and – being aware of your special interest – they reach out to you to confirm its authenticity. The results of examining photos being inconclusive, they insist on showing it to you in person; upon arrival, they point the way to a musty, ill-lit basement where item in question is ostensibly kept.
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