Dumbledore: I believe Nagini is a Horcrux because Voldemort appears to have an unusually high degree of control over her.
Harry: He can control his Horcruxes? And I thought the connection *I* have with him was bad. That would be so much worse. Can you imagine?
Dumbledore: ...
Dumbledore: 😬
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im so sick looking at these two frames during more than anything. husk's exhaustion, angel's hesitance, pentious actively crying, vaggie's warm and loving smile, alastor looking nearly genuinely supportive, niffty's happy little grin??? please i need one million more episodes of them living together
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he (fictional) wants me so bad
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Diary Tom Riddle: We have so much in common! Both half-bloods-
Harry: Both my parents were magical so not really but ok.
Diary Tom Riddle: Both orphans.
Harry: My parents died because of Voldemort...
Diary Tom Riddle: Mine too! What are the chances?
Harry: ... (-_-)
Diary Tom Riddle: It's like we're soulmates.
Harry: Funny you should say that.
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I told you I have a thing for Kings Who Sit Really Stupid; here's the OG
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Okay, so, a summary of the Scar & Tubbo livestream:
Tubbo is extremely excited to meet Scar
Scar has no idea what they’re doing
They have picked a challenge world in which lava is constantly rising
Tubbo picked this world
Tubbo did not read a tutorial and has no idea what they’re doing either
They totally fail to gather appropriate resources
Scar uses this time to successfully convince Tubbo that fireflies now exist in Minecraft
Scar attempts the double-life dripstone trick on Tubbo
They scaffold up above the lava. Scar nearly dies about five times. They escape to the nether, nearly dying again when Scar puts the lava bucket in the wrong place.
Tubbo: “Er, I’ve just had a discord message from Grian that just says Welcome to my world.”
Tubbo: “Also my chat keeps telling me you betrayed me??”
Tubbo destroys the nether portal back “until we’ve talked this out!”
Scar: “I haven’t betrayed you!”
Scar: “Grian will vouch for me!”
Grian has left the chat.
Scar reluctantly admits that they didn’t put fireflies in Minecraft
They leave the nether for the lava-world again and realize they’ve won
Scar falls into the lava by accident and Tubbo dies trying to save him.
Grian enters voicechat and proposes a therapy group of people who have had to keep Scar alive.
Tubbo immediately volunteers to join this.
Grian re-convinces Tubbo there are now fireflies in Minecraft.
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wishing the qsmp admins a very happy unionization
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