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🚨 BREAKING NEWS ⚠️
“Second Galactic War” Declared; Enlistments Soar
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my bf informed me of this helldivers 2 meme and i had to
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Salem: What a shame... It seems our little game is over... Little Knight...
Jaune: Oh, you think I'm losing? Nah, bitch! WE LOSING! Here's a poem!
Jaune: Roses are red.
Jaune: Humanity will prosper!
Jaune: With this technique, I summon...
Jaune: 500KG BOMB, GRIMM STMPR!
UP! RIGHT! DOWN!
DOWN!
DOWN!
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I’m back to join the war. Down with the bots!
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#helldivers 2#asexual#I don’t play helldivers I just know the meme#I also know helldivers fight bots too
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replayed the tutorial of hd2 (i might do it again) to see what neat things i missed and the contract of your employment being written in literal slabs is funny. also look at the last point on the contract
"the contract shall be considered binding upon being read, in whole, or in part"
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I thought the whole point of Helldivers was that the community wasn't toxic
Then I get kicked repeatedly for having thoughts on stratagem like "Let's not split our limited forces up across a suicide mission map against bile titans" and "Let's get together to form a perimeter around our exfil rather than just do whatever" and "Hey maybe there's a better weapon you can call down than expendable RLs since you're lvl 99 and we've got heavies out the ass in basically every mission"
Fucking quick matches suck if you have any opinion based on a situation instead of "the meta" in a game that's all about situational awareness and adaptation to different situations. Especially when "the meta" isn't something agreed upon by damn near anyone.
#helldivers 2#quick matches are dogshit#It's either super toxic or leaving before the mission's over#With like no middle ground at all#I legit want to play the game#But the community is toxic as fuck with any opinion other than the host of your match's
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Helldivers Solar Auxilia
Art by WolfdawgArt
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
#idk if anyone who follows me plays helldivers 2 but trust me#when it comes to “political commentary in video games”#helldivers 2 does everything short of putting “YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR THE BAD GUYS” in every loading sequence#helldivers#helldivers 2
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Fingers crossed
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idk if anyones drawn this yet
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Given how successful Helldivers 2 has been, you know there's already a producer out there somewhere eager to make an adaptation of it.
But here's the thing, we don't need a Helldivers movie. We've already got Starship Troopers.
What we need, is a Helldivers 2 animated comedy, with the exact tone of the early seasons of Red vs Blue.
Give me a small crew of Helldivers who are complete idiots that somehow keep surviving by sheer luck.
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Kinda popped off with this one tbh
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THE EYES OF HATE..... (Artist: Stardust_rosa)
Remember the creek
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whoops my hand slipped and I made some absurd helldivers propaganda lol
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i gotta color pictures of him more
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