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harrysrealgf · 1 year

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CINEMA

frat!harry x reader

summary: you and harry go watch a movie in theaters and rumors start going around in your college.

warnings: smut, 18+, slight sexual assault, public(ish) sex

--please be nice, I don't know how I feel about this bc I don't like writing smut!

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Harry was a stereotypical frat boy. He practically fucked the whole school. You still thought he was cute. You had to pretend you hated him though.

After you told your friends you thought he was cute they all said the same things, “He just wants to fuck,” or “He has 300 different STDS,” He was super cute and your friends couldn't deny that. He wasn't even cute, he was drop-dead gorgeous.

If he hadn't fucked almost the entire population of the school, you would fuck him.

You were in class and of course, you got teamed up with him for a project.

“Y/n and Harry,” your professor announces.

“Who's that?” He questions.

Your teacher points to you and you put your head down.

He taps his friend's arm with the back of his hand and smirks.

“Dudeeeee,” you whispered with your head still down.

After class, Harry came up to you.

“So, can we go to y’dorm?” he looked at you with lustful eyes.

“Oh absolutely, wouldn't want to sit on your cum stained, STD infested bed.”

“Y’wish your cum was stained on m’bed,” he sneered. “but just so y’know, I don't have STDS. I got tested last weekend.” He mocked.

“Mhm. And what does that say about you that you had to get tested?” You joked.

He rolled his eyes playfully, “Can I get y’number though? Y’know so we can talk about the project.” He grinned.

“Yeah.” you gave him your phone.

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Harry: hey ;)

Y/n: don't do that

Harry: sooo can I cum over 2nite ;)

Y/n: ummmmmm if my roomies ok w it!

Harry: u shuld make sure she's not there 2nite

Y/n: kk

“Ally!” You called your friend you were blessed to have her as your roommate too.

“Hey!”

“Guess who’s number i got?” You bit your lip.

“Justin Timberlakes?” She joked

“Harrys.”

“Ooh shocker.. You know he just wants to get in your pants?”

“No its for a project.” You corrected her.

“He still wants to get in your pants,” She giggled. “He tried to get in mine,” she said softly.

“Okay, but he's so hot.” You smiled.

“You do you hon.”

“Well, could you make sure you’re not here from, tonight to tomorrow?” She fake smiled.

“Actually yes I could, but make sure his dick doesn’t get anywhere near my bed.”

“Will do!”

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There was a knock at your door. You got up from your bed and closed your laptop.

You opened the door to see Harry.

“Hi.” he says.

“Hi.” you move out of the way for him to walk in. “So my roommate says not to get your dick on her bed,” you shake your head. “But I told her nothing was going to happen.” things got awkward, fast.

“I mean...” he grinned.

You hit his chest. “Harry.”

“I'm jus’ saying! Y’are very beautiful... And a little birdie told me that y’thought I was cute...” his finger grazed over your lip. You were so close to giving in.

“N-no. H, no.”

“H?” he repeats. “I like that.” he bit his lip.

“Harry no stop.” you removed his hand from your face.

“I'm not gonna be one of these girls you fuck and forget about. We're here to do a project and that's it.” you walk and sit on your bed.

“Y’not one of those girls though.” he followed her to her bed and sat beside her.

“Then prove it. You didn't even know who I was.”

“Fine. Go on a date with me.” he sounded so serious but you knew he wasn't.

It took you a while to process that. “What?”

“Please. I know you like me ‘nd... I wanna take y’on a date.”

“You don't even know me though,” you said softly

“Then let m’get to.” you nodded.

“Fine. When?”

“Tomorrow at 8.”

“Where?”

“The movies?”

“What movie?”

”The Titanic’ is in theatres again... Wanna watch that?” he was serious.

“Sure..” you sounded unsure with your answer but you didn't believe him.

“Then it's a date.” you nodded. You smiled slightly. You just couldn't believe it.

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The day went by very fast, and before you knew it, it was time for your date.

Harry came and picked you up from your dorm. You and he were dressed casually.

I'd been like 20 minutes into the movie.

His hand went on your thigh slowly and you wanted to tell him to stop, but you didn't. He started to go up more and more until he was slightly touching your clothed core.

“Harry stop,” you speak softly. You weren't sure if you actually wanted him to stop.

He starts to rub you slightly.

“H.” you whisper. He still doesn't stop.

You slap his hand and stand up.

“Y/n, come on. Sit down.” he whispered.

You rolled your eyes and walked out.

You waited in the lobby for someone to answer your call.

Harry came out of the theatre and came up to you.

“Y/n I'm sorry.” he apologized

“Go away.”

“Please y/n. Let me take y’to your dorm.”

“That's the least you could do.”

You got into his car and he drove you back to the dorms.

Before you opened the door to get out he stops you.

“I'm sorry y/n. I like y’and I was just scared. I haven’t been in a real relationship since like middle school.” he really did sound sincere but you didn't believe him

“Whatever.” you leave the car and slam the door shut.

The next day everyone was looking at you weirdly. You instantly thought of Harry and he probably said something about you.

And you weren't completely wrong.

“Is it true?” some girl came up to you.

“Is what true?”

“You sucked off Harry at the cinema?”

“What?” you felt betrayed. “Who's saying that? Because its a not true.”

“Harrys telling everyone.”

A random frat came up to you and said “Me next?” he made the hand gesture of sucking.

You rolled your eyes and went to finish your day.

After the day you went to go look for harry.

You found him in an empty classroom almost looking like he was waiting for you.

“What the fuck are you doing telling people I sucked your filthy cock?”

He smirked at your dirty mouth.

“Don't know what y’talking about.” he lied.

“No, what is wrong with you?! Just because I wouldn't let you touch me in a public movie theatre gives you no right to make up rumors about me. Now I have multiple people coming up to me, giving me dirty looks, just because you think if stoop down that low to have your std-infested cock in my mouth.” you finished. Harry hasn't fucked anyone in weeks since he met you. He liked you a lot and he was just scared he wasn't lying but he didn't have to do it like that.

“If y’weren't such a goddamn bitch all the time I wouldn't have to.”

“You didn't have to in the first place!” you scoffed and rolled your eyes. “I fucking hate you.”

“Y’hate me?” he got closer to you. “Y’hate me?” he let out more sternly.

“Yes,” you said certainly.

“Fine, hate me all y’want. But I want you t’remember this the next time y’decide you hate me.” he kissed you deeply. You actually really enjoyed it. Maybe it was all this pent-up sexual frustration you had in you, or maybe it was just the fact you still liked Harry, but you didn't want him to stop.

You kissed him back and he removed your jeans and then your panties.

“I could feel y’getting so wet for m’at the movies, poor baby was just humiliated... Weren't you?” you nodded.

“I haven't fucked anyone since we started this project weeks ago. Y’know that right?” you shook your head. He removed his skinny jeans and boxers.

He put two fingers in you as you moaned. He put you on a table and fingered you more.

“Fuck, H.”

“Y’still hate me, baby?”

“So fucking much.” you moaned. “Fuck I'm gonna cum... H please more.”

“Y’want more fingers or m’cock?” he teased

“Y-your...” you moaned as you were about to cum. He could feel you clinching around his fingers and pulled out.

“My what?”

“Your cock... Please,” she says shyly.

“Hmm...” he thought.

“Please, Harry. I want your cock so bad.” she whimpered.

“What a good girl y’are. Begging for m’cock?” he shook his head.

He slowly entered his cock into you. He moaned as he did it faster.

“Oh God.” you were moaning because it felt so good, but hearing Harry moan made something inside you go crazy. You loved men who were loud in bed (even if we were in a classroom and not a bed)

“Y’cunt is so pretty.” he moans again “Prettiest pussy v’ever fucked.” you grunted madly.

“Because all you do is fuck sluts.” you said annoyed as he pounded into you harder.

“Should I have been fucking y’this whole time instead?” he bit his lip.

“Yes. It's so good.” you moaned.

“Yeah? Who's making y’feel this good hmm?” he teased.

“You.” you squeal.

“And who am I?” he licks his lips

“Harry.” she tries

“Try again.” he snickered

“D-daddy...”

“That's fucking right. Still hate me?” he asks while she whimpers and moans under him.

“Depends...”

“This is my fuckin pussy. Understand? No one else can fuck it but me.” she moaned louder.

“O-only if th-thats my cock.” she squeals. “Fuck I'm gonna come daddy.”

“Me too. Cum on m’cock baby.” she moans louder.

She cums on him and he pulls out and cums on your stomach.

You sat up “Th-thank you, H.”

“Anytime, just uh-- give me a call. And I meant what I said by the way. I really do like you, m’just not used to relationships.” he said putting his pants back on, and so did you.

“Is anyone in here?” a janitor said. The door was locked so she couldn't come in.

You and Harry look at each other and laugh.

#harry styles #harry styles x y/n #harrys house #harry styles x yn #harry x reader #harrystyles x reader #kyle spencer x reader #Spotify

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tellywoodtrash · 2 years

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channa mereya 13.10.22 lb

im so super soft for this truly equal partnership they have going 😭😭😭

light chali gayi

and he's making a lame joke to make her feel better

I love that he calls her ginni ji and aaaaap occasionally 😭😭🫠

(btw itne ameeron ke ghar inverter ups nahi hai???)

lol what's with this puraane zamaane ka laltain

HAATH PAKDAAAA

HAAAATH PAKDAAAA!!!!!!

boy pls itna bhi heart eyes nahi, that too in this romantic lighting, let a girl liveee

heldddd her faaaaceee

movinggg in!!!!!!!!

sir ek ghante pehle itna dhuaan nigala tha aapne

dhuein waale mooh se kiss karenge???

chee

brush toh kar

oh usko bhi akal aa gyi and he diverted to forehead kiss

she looking at him withhhhh suchhhhhh pyaaaar and i am so here for itttt

remembering what all he did for her today

and threw herself against him

yes good this boy needs and deserves all the hugs

"ginni ji, light gyi hui hai. Mera fayda mat uthaana" trollololololol

she like you kissed me first!?!!!!! yes girl call him out!

he trying to move and is in pain she like kya hua I'll help

he's like Haan kapde badalne jaa rha hoon 😏😏😏

lol shes like nahi jao. idk sis I'd use the opportunity. he has abs you could grate cheese on.

she thinking about dhaaba and HOW it caught fire

she's like abhi jaake check karna hai

(leaving your hot injured shirtless husband here???? couldn't be me.)

abbe udhar bujhi bhi hai aag??? it's literally just been like half an hour since you got home.

yeah random bits of it still on fire

looking around having all memories of the place

remembering papaji building it

lol hubby peeche peeche aa gaya. bechaara woh shirt kya badalne gaya, she escaped to her first love, the dhaaba

she sees him and can't stop crying while telling sab khatam ho gya

gotta say im really loving niyati's acting. she does proper level of emotionally distraught but never going too over.

he's like you said you'd make papajis dhaaba again, apni team mein mujhe bhi jod lo

i'm guessing they're gonna team up and make it her papaji and his mom ka joint sapna waala dhaaba

she saying thank you but sobbing about bad kismat

that the partner stole diary and gave dhoka

and now this

"aisi kaisi dushmani hai jo koi nikaale jaa rha hai nikaale jaa rha hai lekin khatam hi nhi ho rhi"

aw babyyyy, my heart is really breaking for her 😥😥😥

lol it's funny to see him suddenly be such an optimist

he says maybe it's just an accident

she's like or its a saazish thats made to look like an accident

she's like this dhaaba is part of who I am, I would know if something was wrong with it to create such an accident

and idk if you noticed but the whole place reeks of kerosene

while the dhaba just had a small container of oil

someone has set the place on fire and I cant be at peace without knowing how this happened

blah blah sweet motivation speech and promise to be on her side

WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE DUDEEEEE 😭😭😭

ugh his haraami baap lurking in BG

smirking saying itniiii asaani se nahi, khel abhi baaki hai

marr kyun nahi jaata yeh

manhoos

dharti pe bhoj

gulaabo ji all excited ke phir se shaadi honi hai and saying they'll bring ginni home and do saare rasmo rivaaj

KYA PAISE WASTE KARNE KI TALAB MACHI HUI HAI AUNTYJI

AAP KA DHAABA ABHI BHI JAL RHA HAI

YOU HAVE NO WAY OF GENERATING A DAILY INCOME

shaadi vyaah mein time paisa waste karna hai inko

udhar dimpy shampy har mahine school se nikaale jaa rhe

for not paying fees

fuckin ridiculous

gulaabo ji maarofying taana at Sam

who's cussing at ginni while doing Ghar ke kaam because it doesn't befit her NRI status

God she's such a caricature of a villain

her phone is ringing and so help me god it better not be daddy damndest calling to team up 🤬🤬🤬

thankfully the scene cut off before my BP shot up

adi trying to shave and arm hurts and ginni offering to help

thank God trimmer hai ustara nahi

but he's still terrified lol

aw they're so stinking cuteeee, no ainvayi ka weird sharam, just smiling and enjoying each other's company

katttt gayaa

she's like joke naaaaa 🤪🤪🤪

lol nope sach mein lagg gyi

his hair kink has raised its head

mereko pata tha pehle meeting se hi he has a thing for her hair and esp when it's wet

line maar rha hai lol

and she's not sharmaoing! just laughing at his cheesiness! god I love her

lmao he's getting mad she's ruining the romance

ooh yes grabby time

and she don't give no sharam waale fucks god yes finally the tharki female representation we all needed

abouttttt to kisssssss

and the whole family walked in dhfkfjsjshsj

that poor chachaji bleating oye ho gya?!??!??

adi: "kya ho gya???? abhi kuch kiya kahaan?!??! 😒😒😒"

fhsnskakabdbeh lmao adi

anyway fam is here to do shaadi talk

this snake dad god I wanna murder him

nothing but love for supreet tho. she deserves so much better.

adi is notttt happy that ginni has to go to maayka. aur karo ailaan shaadi ka bhare bazaar mein. achchi khaasi suhaag raat ki baat ban rhi thi, ab karo wait ek aur mahina. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: adi sulking she has to go, so she kisses him and leaves him in happy floaty cloud all 🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💞💕💗💗

and yeah ofc daddy damndest has teamed up with satanic sam 🔪🔪🔪 fuck these two, i hope y'all rot in hell

#channa mereya #episode liveblogs #cm lbs

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cinnaminsvga · 2 years

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#31 with hobi please 💕

premise: "I know it's a bad idea, but I want it so much!" genre: streamer!au, humor, slight angst? || wc: 1.3K a/n: most of my free time is spent watching twitch and yt streamers so i've got 99% sykkuno brainrot so please excuse me as i apply my current hyperfixation into this little drabble. do i think hobertson would be an epic gamer? no. but would he be funny as hell while he tried? hell fucking yeah we love a boy with zero game sense <3

If being a streamer was a disease, then Jung Hoseok would be viral—both in the figurative and literal sense. You liked to joke that he had incurable content brain, wherein every action and decision he has ever made stems from the question: How can I turn this into a Youtube video and monetize the hell out of it?

You admired his insanity, in a way. "Being on the grind" was never a lifestyle you would ever find yourself enjoying, but watching the sheer dedication that your best friend had to his craft was both awe-inspiring and tiring at the same time. You always wondered if that boy only dreamt about video algorithms and viewer retention instead of normal things, like bobberts and coochichies.

[Note: B00bs and pu$$y were censored in order to keep this story from getting fictionally demonetized.]

So when Hoseok barges into your shared kitchen at 7 AM on a Monday with an "epic stream idea," you knew that you were about to hear about his first stupid (and most likely expensive) activity of the week.

“Hobi,” you say, trying to sound as stern as you possibly can. Judging by the way Hoseok immediately smiles wider in response, you have a feeling it’s not working all too well.

“But dudeeeee,” he whines, stretching his words for dramatic effect. He sidles up next to you, rubbing shoulders with you just as you’re about to shove a spoonful of cereal into your mouth. Milk drips onto your shirt, but that’s hardly a concern when Hoseok has apparently made it his mission to side hump your right arm.

“Get the fuck off of me!” you snap, pushing him away. Hoseok laughs in response, ignoring the palpable annoyance pulsing off of you in waves.

“You have to admit though, right? It would be pretty funny to do it,” Hoseok continues as if you hadn’t said anything. He has that special look on his face, where his pupils dilate and his cheeks puff up like a chipmunk—telltale signs pointing to another disastrous visit to the emergency room.

“Are you seriously asking me if letting your live chat control a muscle stimulator attached to your thighs is a good idea?”

“Yes!” Hoseok claps his hands gleefully. He runs over to the living room, where his laptop had toppled onto the carpeted floor in his haste to scream his idea at you. He scrolls frantically as he runs back to you, slamming his hip against the kitchen counter in the process.

“You literally have the pain tolerance of a toddler, and you say you wanna walk on burning coals for entertainment?” You try to speak over the avalanche of expletives rushing out of Hoseok’s mouth, his body hunched over in pain.

“W-wait...” he moans pathetically, crawling back to you and nudging his laptop onto your lap. “Look...”

Giving him one last disdainful glare, you grab the laptop from him only to find that he’d left it on a website displaying the aforementioned muscle stimulator for sale. The item boasts an impressive 2.5 stars, with reviews ranging from “this son of a bitch numbed my legs and now I can’t walk” to “this little baby is a miracle in the bedroom ❤️” which are two reviews you never want for the same product.

At your silence, Hoseok looks up at you from the floor with hopeful eyes. “It looks good, right? Plus, it’s on sale for 10% off! This baby is going to get me so many views!”

You stare at him drily. “Hoseok.”

“Okay, I admit that $200 for a weird-looking pain machine is kinda pricey, but since this is going to be a business expense, plus my chat will have to donate a certain amount in order to zap me anyway, so it’ll pay for itself eventually and I can—”

“Hoseok! Are you even fucking hearing yourself?” you spit, swatting him away like a fly. The back of your hand accidentally makes contact with his cheek, and your unintended bitch slap was already enough to make the grown ass man whine in pain.

“See! You’re going to fucking die on camera and I don’t want to have to deal with it,” you growl, turning back to your sad and soggy bowl of cereal.

Hoseok props himself on his knees and clasps his hands as if in prayer, except there is no god present in this two bedroom apartment. There is only one other person here, but you might as well be godly with the amount of patience you possess within you.

“Listen, I know it's a bad idea, but I want to do it so much!” Hoseok pleads. He grips your arm, nearly making you knock your entire bowl of cereal off the table.

“My cereal!” you screech.

“My ad revenue!” Hoseok hollers back, grabbing you by the chin to force your attention on him. “Can you imagine the VOD? It’s for sure getting #1 trending! I can make enough money that I won’t ever have to sellout to weird ballshaving sponsorships ever again!”

“Hoseok, do you even understand what sort of pain you’ll be in? Some crazy person will donate like $1000 and the thing will permanently damage your nerve endings or some shit. You could seriously hurt yourself!” You huff tiredly, rubbing your temples in a futile to prevent an incoming migraine.

“A thousand dollars is still a thousand dollars,” Hoseok says, shrugging. “Besides, I’m an entertainer! I was just a step away from selling my body when we were almost homeless, so what’s the difference with selling my body virtually?” He laughs, tilting his head with his familiar

He’s acting like what he said was just another joke, another edgy comment that would have gotten a few laughs from his audience. All it does to you, however, was remember the less than favorable circumstances you both were in a few years ago. You wince—the phantom ache in your spine from sleeping in your car returning with a vengeance.

“Hoseok, the difference is that you don’t have to do it,” you respond plainly. “You’re so talented! You’re funny and entertaining! You make millions of people laugh daily! Isn’t that enough? Do you have to put your body through more pain than is necessary?”

Hoseok laughs awkwardly, threading a hand through his hair. He’s always been bad when it comes to compliments. “Y/N, chill out—”

You sigh tiredly, mustering as much authenticity as you could in your worn eyes. “It’s true though. You could literally do anything and people would still watch you. Hell, I would watch you. I always do, and I love seeing you every day. Isn’t that enough?”

Hoseok sits crosslegged on the floor, twiddling his thumbs. “Uh, well, that was... something,” he squeaks, cheeks blazing. “T..Thank you? I didn’t know you watched me. I thought you would’ve been tired of me since we, well, live together.”

“I just really don’t want anything bad to happen to you,” you confess softly, your words trailing off into silence. You turn to face away from him, unwilling to let him see the flush seeping across your skin.

There’s a beat of silence, and for a second you think your little outburst might have gotten through his thick skull. When you turn back to look at him, he’s staring at you quizzically as if you’d just grown another head in the past minute.

“Umm, it wasn’t that serious, Y/N... It probably wouldn’t hurt even that much. The idea isn’t even 100% original... I’ve seen people use it in videos before and I’m sure it won’t be bad. Trust me,” Hoseok finishes with an awkward smile.

“That’s the thing though... I really don’t trust you,” you sigh, clanking your spoon down into your bowl. Milk splashes on your shirt, but you don’t even care anymore. You scoot your chair back, standing up and walking around Hoseok to head to your bedroom.

Just as you’re about to close the door, Hoseok calls out from the kitchen. “So you’ll let me do it, right?”

Without missing a beat, you yell back, “Not if you still want me to care about you tomorrow!” before slamming the door.

#hoseok scenarios #spoiler: he still does it LMFAO #this took so LONG and why is it so LONG what is wrong with me #t:unlisted #Anonymous #answered

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yeoldotcom · 4 years

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like... can u BELIEV E that shit???

the mf band checker himself, changmo, on a track with the slow walker, chanyeol???????? BITCJ IM LOSING MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

#MF CHANGMO!!!! ON A TRACK !!!! WITH CHANYEOL !!!!!!#BIIIIIISIHHSJLENAIEJHZNA BUTCGB BITCH BITCH YIURE JOKING #YOURE FUCKING JOKING #CHANGMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOY CHANGMOOOOO ON A MF TRAAACKKK WITH MY LOVE CHANYEOLLLLLLLLL #YOURE SHITTING ME DUDE #LIKE THIS IS REAL????? THIS IS REALLLLL??????? THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING JOKKKKEEEE #IVE NEVER BEEN SO HYPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE #well wait #i mightve been this hype once #BUT I DONT REMEMBER IT SO IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPEEEEEE #DNKSNDKWNSKJDKANSINDIDJDJ CHANGMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #WITH CHANYEOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #MF YEOLMOOOOOOOOOOO #THATS WHAT WERE CALLING IT #LEE HI SWEETIE IM SORRY IM OVERLOOKING YOU YOURE GONNA BE GREAT I JUST— mf changmo dude #changmo. and chanyeol.#like BITCH #WHO NEXT MF SIK-K AND CHANYEOL???? WITH A BOYCOLD BEAT??????#WHO IS PRODUCING THIS FUCKINF TRACK I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS LIKE AN SM PERSON OR A KHH PRODUCER LIKE DUDEEEEE #IT MAKES AL THE DIFFERENCE #WATCH THIS SHIT BE A MF BALLAD ILL FUCKING DIE LMAOOO #i need this song. to be a complete fucking banger. absolute need.#period #cant be no mf ballads in this bitch #but if it is!!! ill still listen to it 😔 i just wont be able to listen to it all the time #BUT CHANGMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #AND CHANYEOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #FUCKIIIING HELLLLLLLLLLL #yeol.com/zee #its prolly gonna be a slow song im looking at the pic again and it dont look like a hype pic

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woahsehun · 3 years

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♡ boyfriend mark ♡

just what I think mark might be like as a boyfriend

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warnings: light swearing, mentions of religion??? idk if that needs to be a warning but I don’t wanna see ANY clowning of mark in the comments I will literally send jaehyun to hit you with a broom

disclaimer: obviously I don’t know mark lmao this is just for fun and if you disagree feel free to politely disagree elsewhere ♡ but I mean comment if you want idc just pls don’t be mean to me I’ll cry

I also tried to keep it gender neutral but I am new to writing these types of scenarios and stuff so if you notice anything that I should change feel free to let me know :)

now back to our regularly scheduled programming

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okay I literally wrote this whole thing and then it disappeared in my drafts so •_•

sigh

anyways mark would be a really good boyfriend obviously (other than him being super busy)

the best friend type of boyfriend

this man would write songs about you and for you ALL.THE.TIME.

his notes app is basically reminders, bible quotes, poems, and unfinished lyrics about you

would also call you dude a lot

in a natural gender neutral kinda way (unless you expressed discomfort)

I shall provide an example scenario:

mark @ you: “dudeeeee look at this video I found”

johnny, later that day: “wait do you call your partner dude?”

mark: “…o_o yeah… why…?”

johnny: “haha, oh, no reason, just wondering”

mark would then proceed to try out different nicknames or pet names for you. it would probably feel weird at first, but if you both found you liked one then I think it would stick

would still call you dude sometimes tho

another thing - he would really love if you hung out with him and the boys. I think it would reassure him if you were comfortable around his friends and it would also show him that they like and trust you, which I think would be a big thing for him

on a more serious note - after hanging out with everyone, for example, when it’s later and more relaxing and y’all are alone would be a vital time to talk about deeper things

not necessarily anything super serious I mean the conversations would still be natural

idk why I’m nervous (maybe nctzens scare me, maybe not 👁👁) so I’m gonna say whatever I want - I think mark would really appreciate if he could talk to you about his faith and beliefs

I mean we kinda know how much his faith means to him and how it intertwines with his work so I think it’s safe to say this would affect his relationships as well

however, I also think he would love to hear about what your beliefs are whether you’re part of an organized religion or not because it’s a part of you, and that’s what he loves so

even if you disagreed he would still like listening to you and would respect your views (and would expect the same in return 😐 that’s right I’m watching you)

idk he seems like a good listener to me

back on a lighter note I wanna talk about a responsibility you have

you know those jokes he tells sometimes and the members (especially the dreamies) just go 👀? 👀? 👀?

MF YOU BETTER LAUGH

if you laugh at those idc if you’ve been dating for only one month he WILL fall in love with you end of story

next topic

mark plays guitar so expect that I’m sure it would be lovely

like if you’re together on a rainy day and can’t go out, aka bored, be ready for some guitar and lyrical freestyling

the type to play mad libs with you so you guys can turn it into a song and will probably try and convince you to perform it with him for the members

anyways y’all would best besties in love and that’s that :)

edit: SIKE, I’m back with more

I’ve been in my mark feels so I we might as well experience this together

he absolutely will not hesitate to rap battle you with no mercy

well, maybe he’d have a little mercy bc you’re just too cute, but he’d probably still win

idk what his love language is but I feel like he would appreciate words of affirmation in some way

he works so hard all the time so I think it would be special to him if you acknowledge that and praise him or tell him you’re proud of him

it’s just a clear and firm way to reassure him and for him to know that he’s doing something right

might be a little shy or cringe about outward affection in front of other people but hear me out with this scenario:

you wake up early/earlier than mark and just can’t help but get up to get some water/coffee/whatever you drink in the morning

so you’re in the kitchen maybe some other boys are meandering around doing their own things too

then, in all his sleepy glory, mark emerges from the warmth of his room. glasses on, his hair sticking out all different directions, and his hoody on slightly crooked

you get up out of your seat as he makes his way towards you

greeting him with a ‘good morning’ you run ur hands through his hair unintentionally smoothing it down in the process

now this man I’m betting is absolutely not paying attention, like he has just regained consciousness over here okay

so his response is kinda just a, “mmmhmhmmmm warmth”, as his body kinda just leans into yours

just remember to catch him bc if u don’t he’ll probably be on the floor lmaooo

I just think sometimes he gets too a point where he’s so tired that he almost forgets to care about being teased and stuff like that

like his hearing blocks out everyone else and in these moments all he sees, and all he wants to see, is you

…

I got real soft just then so I think I’m gonna go lay in a hole now thanks byeee ✌️

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♡ welp that’s all I have for now so thanks to anyone who read this, and I hope everyone has a great day/night! ♡

(✿◕ ‿◕ฺ)ノ``` bye bye ```

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boqvistsbabe · 2 years

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spending the night with kent before he leaves for Ohio <3

Dudeeeee I love this idea.

Like just imagine:

- obviously both of you are excited

- and there’s a small get together and everything

- and everyone congratulates him and says their goodbyes

- then it’s just you two left

- and when you look over at him he’s already looking at you with an unreadable look on his face

- without any words he makes his way to you and wraps his arms around you

- then you hear him mumble “I’m gonna miss you so much”

- then it’s your turn to hug him back and sniffle before saying “ I’m gonna miss you too, but I’m so proud of you and you deserve this”

- you guys stand like that for awhile before deciding that putting on a movie and snuggling on the couch was the best idea for the night

- though you don’t end up watching the movie all that much, too caught up in whispering back and forth about how you guys were gonna make this work

- by the end of the movie Kent is half asleep and you’re not far behind him

- with whispered I love yous and curling Into one another, you’re both out

And the next morning when you drive him to the airport and are saying your last goodbye with you joking about how soon he will be able to pay for your flight back and forth if he so pleased and him saying that he would take you with him in a heartbeat if he could and one last hug and I love you before you both started up with tears that you would deny no matter who asked. And he texted you when he landed saying how he wished you could be there with him. You were going to be okay and so was he. Especially since you decided you were coming to visit him in a few weeks… though he didn’t know that quite yet ;)

Umich day

#not my best and was kind of ofly done #but I hope you like it even if a little #umich day #anon

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lorelexi · 4 years

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hi !! I fucking adore your writing style and your work!! hope you're having a great week, and that you're drinking plenty of water and stretching regularly!

can I request tamaki, shinsou, hawks and bakugo (and if you can,, sneak in a lil Todoroki or Deku or Kiri or Mirio 👉👈 completely up to you though !! Don't want to overwhelm you !!) having a massive crush on a fem s/o who is popular with guys and especially girls because she sings and plays guitar and has short hair ?? Think Sailor Uranus in terms of looks— but she is completely oblivious about her appeal

bonus if she is a flirt w/o realizing it, she's just trying to be nice and concerned why you're so red, are you sick, here let me check your temperature 🖤

A/N: vibes!!! I f with this idea, thank you so much for requesting!! I’m really glad that you like my writing style! I’ll do my best to drink all my water and stretch I promise!

I decided to go with some headcanons for this idea since it would allow me to write a bit more!

I’m also not writing for any of the pro heroes atm but fret not, I threw in a few other boys to compensate. I hope you enjoy, my love!

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Bakugou

• this dude,,, was really not expecting to fall for you

• but here he is anyways whoops

• he doesn’t actually even realize how popular you are at first

• not until one day when he’s walking around the campus after school and sees a big group of girls and he’s like,, the fuck???

• then he thinks he hears your name and he’s even more “????”

• won’t admit that he was being nosy but he totally was when he conveniently started walking in that direction even though that wasn't where he was originally planning to go but whatever

• so he sees you in the middle of the crowd holding a guitar and he’s like :0

• you start to sing and this dude thinks he might combust i swear his ears are so red and he zooms out of there before you can notice him and bring it up

• fr tho he did NOT realize how popular you were

• first with all the girls and then after that he started to become more aware of all the boys you were attracting like hello??

• he gets kind of sick of it eventually, esp when you're hanging out with him and people keep interrupting to talk to you

• in this case, he will simply have to ask you out

• it's the only way😘

Shinsou

•my dudeeeee

• he knows that you’re wanted

• it makes him want you more 😈

• fr tho he sees why everyone likes you and he’s not shy about talking about it

• 100% does it on purpose and will be like “heyyyyy y/n, you should play a song for us.”

• you’re still oblivious though, so you’re like okay!!🤩

•*a crowd immediately flocks toward you*

• you guys both out here flirting with each other all day long

• you may not realize what you yourself are doing or even processing exactly what shinsou mans by the words coming out of his mouth

• but shinsou does

• needless to say, after some time shinsou kind of breaks and confesses and youre like ??

• “y/n I’ve been shamelessly flirting with you for months now”

• “ I thought you were just being nice?”

• he really can’t even be upset about it

• especially not after you tell him you like him back

• boy is screaming inside

Amajiki

• he's definitely one of the boys who gets all curious and tries to see you but then gets pushed out of the way by some other guys >:(

• excuse me!!! There is a baby here !!watch where u are going!!😠

• you end up seeing him in the crowd all squished and looking uncomfortable so you get up from your seat, your guitar slung around to the side and reach out to him

• there is not one person in that 20 ft radius who wasn't jealous of tamaki in that moment

• he legit gets SO red

• you're worried it was from being in the crowd and you start to dote over him which makes him even MORE red and well

• you may have to be the one to confess this time around bc it’ll probs be a long time before tamaki can muster up the courage to do it himself

• you confess honestly thinking you’re gonna rejected (which like even if you did,, girl you have so many people lined up who would be 110% willing to take you out) but then tamaki says he feels the same🥺

• you're like “you do??”

• as if this boy doesn't get flustered at even just the sight of you fhfdhfj

• the power you hold

• he nods a lil, playing with his fingers and you just smile real big and ask if you can give him a hug and just-

• agh my heart can’t handle the cuteness!

Midoriya

• the most flustered of them all! 🥰

• we all know this boy has his heart focused on becoming a hero but he just can't help falling for you!!

• you’re just so kind and likeable, and so so so pretty and he just loves your short hair so much fhfabfdhjh

• will physically and mentally malfunction around you

• he knows how popular you are and how much attention you attract from everyone so he always is making sure that he’s never making you uncomfortable or being too overbearing when he wants to hang out with you

• you appreciate it a lot but since you don’t realize that he has a big fat crush on you’re always really lively and willing to hang out with him and it flusters him so much

• you two are probably hanging out one day and you play him a song on your guitar while you rest your head on his shoulder and he’s melting,,, his face is so red

• you look up and ask if he’s okay and he does that lil thing where he waves his hands around and over his head trying to assure you that he’s fine without giving himself away

• your obliviousness to his feelings are a blessing and a curse

• poor boy😪

• it’s ok tho bc when yall finally sort that out you're the cutest couple and deku definitely gets a rush of pride knowing he’s dating a goddess who everyone adores😌

Kirishima

• this boy!!

• he thinks it’s so cool how much everyone likes you and he loves to hear you sing and play guitar🥺

• literally has zero shame he will compliment you all the time

• even though he has a big crush on you but he doesn’t do it in a way that is overly flirtatious or in a way that would make you uncomfortable!

• making someone uncomfortable just isn’t manly, yknow!?

• you definitely turn all of his compliments around on him

• not in a mean way! Just like in a “no you❤“ kind of way

• bc you also like Kiri and you don’t really see how someone as great as him can just compliment you so easily so you always make sure to return the favor because you’re nice like that😌

• jokes on kiri though because while he sounds endearing when he compliments you, you unknowingly just sound so flirty and this boy has to try so hard to suppress the blush that’s rising up the back of his neck

• omg omg one day you offer to teach him a few guitar chords and it’s so cute!!!

• “ah no hehe, it’s like this Kiri!” you say as you move his fingers to strum the right guitar strings

• Kirishima rubs the back of his neck with his hand “ah I just can’t seem to get it right, you’re just way too good at this!”

• 10/10 very sweet

• mayhaps you confess with a song 👉👈

• and while it’s so cheesy I think that Kirishima would actually really like that hehe

• you end up dating and everyone is very jealous of kiri but yall are too cute so really how mad can they be

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kenzie-but-on-main · 4 years

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WHAT PETNAMES MEAN COMING FROM KENZIE

love- a classic, I don’t know you very well/ at all but I want to, gn

dude- were friends and chill, gn but feel free to fight me on that cause I’m cis so my opinion on gender is irrelevant, I don’t want to date you but I might later

bro- kinda like dude except I don’t want to date you and I never will

dudeeeee/brooooo- you said sum that made me soft, do it again please, but if you ask imma say it didn’t and be sad if you agree

babe- I only use this for dudes or chill friends there is no in between, if you’re a dude were dating maybe not officially but in my brain I’m committed to you if we’re friends I probably ran out of things to call you and I want attention

bb- you’re either sammie or i like you and don’t want to use baby because I’m saving that for when we date

darling- kinda like babe except women, you’re my wife and I wish we lived in the 1700s as secret lesbian lovers who killed their husbands to be together

bubs- it used to be for guys i wanted to date but now it’s just for my guy best friends and I love both of you v much

bubba- a german thing I picked up from my grandma, either you’re hella annoying or i want to carry your children no inbetween

bubbie- bubba but make it american, I want to carry your children but you made me sad and now it’s my life mission to make you happy

princess- I love you more than words can explain, I would give you my heart if you needed it

pretty boy- you’re a sub and I want to fuck you, prett straight forward, only called one guy this and he was a fem boy and I loved him v much

bitch- I legit hate you, unless you’re sammie, this word holds the most emotional bagage for me so if I call you that it’s like the worst thing I can think of, usually used for family members

daddy/sir- fuck me please, I know it came up in a joke but I want you to fuck me like rn

sirrr- I couldn’t think of anything to say and I don’t want to talk, but I want to talk, yk? just ask a question and we’re chill

my love- you’re mine sorry :) usually for when people have a bad day and I want them to feel wanted, but like also I’m hella into you ask me out hoe

hoe- kinda how basic white girls use bitch, I don’t hate you I just don’t like using bitch

and that has been understanding kenzie 101 😌

#kenzie 101

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huenjin · 3 years

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Rueeeeeeee I'm so fucking endeared that I'm kind of angry about it ghdjsk. He called me pretty for the first time yesterday 😠. And later he said he didn't want to sleep yet because he likes talking to me 😠. I am too weak and dummy for thiiiiiiiiiissssssss

WHY IS EVERYONE AROUND ME GETTING ALMOST INTO RELATIONSHIPS? I LOVE THIS. dudeeeee, this guy is smooth or he's joking around and yet to know the impact he has on you omg

#dom--minnie #✉️:mutuals

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scandeniall · 4 years

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Heyy random big brain moment but imagine haikyuu bois being drunk lord 😂😂😂

Dudeeeee I got this personal head cannon that iwaizumi in particular a wild ass drunk. He WILL get on tables and he WILL karaoke. Like c’mon now he’s all out together most of the time he lets loose when that liquor hit in this essay I will

But fuck it lets talk more: akaashi can’t handle his liquor I just know. 2 drinks and it’s wraps. He’s laughing and stumbling probably stuttering and shit. Don’t try to get into a debate with him cause he might throw up on ur shoes

The bro’s bokuto and kuroo already wild when sober put them two alcohol fiends together it’s too damn loud. Probably get all extra touchy. Kuroo sucks at beer pong while sober but once he starts losing and the drinks hit suddenly he a pro and it’s weird. Like he got some drunk intuition. Bokuto probably the opposite so they never play on the same team. “It’s balance” shone shit sober pre party kuroo would say. Types to force a drunk hinata and sober Tsukki into it.

Speaking of them. Hinata probably start off hella hype and life of the party along the bro’s but type to pause and space out when he realizes he’s drunk like “oh shiitttttt I’m fucked up 🤪🤪🤪” laughs at nothing. Tsukki on the other hand I dont see him getting blacked out/fucked up drunk but he sip sip here and there. He knows his limits and knows when he starts speaking hella slow and can’t think of comebacks that he should pause.

This is debatable but atsumu sad drunk (maybe only certain drinks tho. Light liquor maybe). Type to be like “fuck these hoes. Fuck my haters. Y’all trash” when sober but when he’s drunk off certain drinks he damn near start crying. Wants to listen to drake songs. Reminisces on his embarrassments. Don’t let him tell a joke and no one thinks it’s funny. Might actually shed a tear or two. I love him and idk what this ask is I’m just talking out my ass

#ri answers #ri jokes hq #anon babie

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edengarden · 3 years

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Yo~ Is it cool if I request a regular mha matchup?

Basics about me: I'm a girl (she/her pronouns), bi, I'm 1.65m, short curly brown hair, I have a lot of beauty marks all over my body and I'm kind of slim.

I'm usually anxious whenever I meet someone for the first time and act like yamaguchi hehehe or I'll just ignore the person and just be on my own world. It's hard for me to consider people as my friends so easily because I lowkey have trust issues but if they show to be genuine and I like their vibe then I'll open up to them and act more feral in my own way. I tend to tease and do snarky remarks with my close friends and joke around a lot, I like to see my friends smile and laugh tbh. I consider myself a really creative person, y'know really artsy OH and I like to """debate"""" with people, I'm also not the smartest person out there but I'm not dumb dumb (I'd say out of 5 I'd be a 4, idk if that makes sense).

A bad thing about me is that I tend to stay in my comfort zone without giving new things a chance. I also never really go beyond and do the bare minimum, which I know it's bad since I have the potential to reach higher levels.

That's all hehehe, tysm and I hope you're having an amazing day/night/evening and remember to stay hydrated! <3

I’m matching you up with Jirou!

JAJSHDJS YOU TWO TOGETHER JUST MAKES ME SWOON! Like okay, Jirou looks intimidating but dudeeeee. If you approach her, she’ll have a little gay panic inside. And it kind of shows, so you might not feel as nervous about getting to know her? But after you two get passed that first stage, you’re practically inseparable. She loves your sense of humour and honestly she thrives on getting you to laugh the same way you make her laugh. And she’s such a trustworthy person; everything you say will remain between the two of you UNLESS you’ve told her it wasn’t that big of a deal if others knew. And she enjoys one-on-one times with you sososososo much!! Will totally get into debates with you. She can and will keep up with you no matter the subject.

She’s also prone to “accidentally” motivating you out of your comfort zone sometimes. Jirou has this “you can do this! ...or whatever, really” attitude but it gets to you bro. Especially when you know she’s a bit too comfy in her comfort zone as well, so when she tries and inch out of it, she really hopes you’ll follow after her. The two of you pushing each other to become better is just such a cute concept I— 🥺 not my heart melting

Songs!!

- Electric Love, BØRNS

- I Was Made for Lovin’ You, Kiss

- What Do You Want from Me, Pink Floyd

- Glass Spider, David Bowie (DONT QUESTION THIS JUST ENJOY IT-)

#mha matchup #mha #bnha #bnha matchup #jirou kyouka

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the-real-rg · 5 years

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Get to know the Writer Tag

Thanks to @write-and-fight for tagging me!

Relationship Status: Single,,,

Favourite Colour: Blue!

Top 3 favourite ships: Oh god. Uh. My first otp ever, Dick Grayson and Wally West from young justice will always have a special place in my heart, I’m also a big fan of Viktor and Yuuri from Yuuri on Ice. A real blast from the past will be Seto Kaiba/Yami Yugi from Yu Gi Oh, though really that’s just emerged

Lipstick or Chapstick: Lipstick my dudeeeee I am so gay for a nice red lipstick it’s not even funny. Same goes for really dark colours.

Last Song: The Lumineers - Ho Hey

Last Movie: Family movie night had me watching Shrek 2 last night, I hate to admit it but there were some really good jokes in it and the animation actually held up fairly well for its age

Last Book: “Ulysses” by James Joyce, but I never finished it. To be completely honest the French punctuation (using dashes to signify dialogue rather than quotation marks) threw me off more than any experimental stuff Joyce was trying out. I guess I’m just unused to the style, but god, am I glad that quotation marks are now the generally accepted norm.

Currently Reading: “A Year of Marvellous Ways” by Sarah Winman. It’s an introspective novel with beautiful imagery and symbolism that I’m quite enjoying. If anyone is looking for something with similar vibes to The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold, this is a good place to go

While I’d love to get to know everyone more, here are my tags! @thekeyten @piyosama @deanismymom @honiewrites @i-rove-rock-n-roll @jowriteist

#writer #writeblr #writing #tag game

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cajunfoxnight · 2 years

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Ahhhh dudeeeee as a person who has been unfortunate obsessed with everything Sun and Moon (thanks Aether OCs) for almost four years now and has Silvally has their second favorite Pokémon I’m looking at your AU with wide eyes. I’ve always really enjoyed your art from afar so now I’m very excited to see more of it and this AU

AH YES HELLO IM SO SORRY! I meant to answer this, like the day after I got it...and then didnt |D Im so sorry for the long wait on the reply. Im so glad to see that my AU has caught your attention, this is already 2 more people than I had before (which was none so its an improvment!) Also super flattered to know you have been enjoying my art from afar, I assure you its even better up close ;3 (ah bad joke im sorry) I really wish I had more time and energy to do more art of it, I swear I can count on 1 hand the amount of art I have done of this AU in the..what..3-4 years ive had this story? But hey, reading this message certainly gave me quite the boost of serotonin 🥰 Tho even tho I may not have a lot of art, the stories themselves are quite vast, and with Legends Arceus having come out not that long ago, gave me a WHOOOLLE nother verse to play around with and thats been fun to think on and never ever tell a soul Oh and like hey if ya ever want to talk more about these Aether OCs of yours my inbox is open 👀👀👀👀👀👀

#night talks #Project Reconstruct AU #TELL ME MORE

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schist-pjo-say · 6 years

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did you know that in spanish Reyna means queen caUSE I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT AND ITS GREAT CAUSE IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

dudEEEEE she’s queen^2 ~admin nood (back at it with math jokes)

#anonymous #ask

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lastsleepageturning · 3 years

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so i just found out so much about boy and how toxic that kid actually is and also things about sade and the drama she has been in with certain people in certain friend group

i’m very surprised about the things i found out about boy but also very happy that we aren’t together anymore cux the shit i found out i wouldn’t want to be with someone who is like that - like ew bro homie really different lmao you really never know someone. shit it be your own niggahs brooo it be your own nigga lmaoo

and sade is sloppy bro like of course i knew this and more from things we’ve been thru in the past but ummm girl u need some milk cuz it’s not cute but u do u cuz that’s none of my business at the end of the day

shit is no longer my problem i’m writing about it to offically let all this go and put it behind me - break ups are never easy but this has been such a easy break up for me cux i didn’t lose anything dude i didn’t even benefit anything from my relationship with boy.. and sade - bro friends come and go - it happens it was simply nice to know her and to share the moments we had i will forever cherish those dumb silly moments with her cuz that’s love and she was cool (till she wasn’t lmaooo)

but about boy, brooo i didn’t learn anything from him like you know how in certain relationship you grow as an individual and learn from ur partner and you gain a lot from being with that person and become a better version of yourself yeah ummmm this relationship was not like that at all for me i didn’t elevate to a higher vibration if anything i lowered my vibration to put up with boys insecurity and emotional instability, his lack of being a man. it isn’t his fault - some males are just brought up different but boy was not a real man he is a lil boy as his nickname entails he is a Boy not a man... this relationship was more me beneficial for him - like there is only one lesson i learnt and that was don’t think that a fuck niggah won’t be a fuck niggah - what i mean is he left his girl at the time to be with me and what did i think that he wasn’t ganna do that to me lmaoo corny fuck niggahs will forever be corny fucking fuck niggahs lmaoo , boy has learned sooo many lesson thru me - i know i wasnt that ángel of a girlfriend but he is finally thinking about his mental and how he has mental issues and realizing a lot about himself and wants to be better (or so he says) and all this new knowledge i have put him on to about energy and spirituality and philosophy, ways of living a more fulfilling life broooo calm i put him on to so much

talk about using me for character development lmao i ain’t mad thou i know how powerful i am i am on this earth to change lives like i’m a pleadian baby i am a star seed and indigo child and healer and spiritual being - there’s a major mission for me here and you needed to go thru all this with me to become a better human but from the looks of it you seem to be falling into the same pattern - it’s honestly sad - i hope u find the right path but not everyone is meant to be in the right path soooo at that point that’s none of my business lmaoo

it’s about to be 2:22pm and i give thanks to universe and my angels for being here for me and also shoutouts to me being a secure bitch so independent and knowing her worth and also for being a scorpio cuz my feelings for boy that was once so pure and magical and full of so much love like genuine love is totally nonexistent and to me in my head, me and him never happened - i look at him now like eww his is an ugly human not only in physicality but also as a being, as a soul, as a person - he has good qualities about him but i think it stems from being a peoples pleaser but thank you universe for doing what you do best and eliminate those energies that are trash and i don’t need in my life

i am the same person i was before i got into a relationship with boy - during the relationship i still remained true to me but homie deadass was so insecure and all this extra shit that it rubbed off on me like ewwww lmaoo like i am light love and peace, smart, gifted, powerful, knowledgeable, intuitive and THAT FUCKING BITCH and i will only elevate

i wasted my time but it was fun - i got to love again and experience love even if it wasn’t real from him it felt real to me and i’m happy that i proved to myself that i can love deeply and allow myself to feel love

twinflame my fucking ass lmaoo Jorge was a soulkarmic and a joke lmaooo

i only hope you grow up one day for ur own good

gracias por todo aunque tu eres basura, como dice la canción de Bad Bunny llamado ‘Pero Ya No’

Ante' yo te quería, pero ya no

Tú me gustaba', pero ya no

Yo estaba pa' ti, pero ya no

Ey, pero ya no, ey, pero ya no

it was nice knowing u, u won’t be missed unfortunately and fortunately breaking up was such a weight lifter it was like a weight was lifted off my shoulder and the one thing holding me back from really really embodying everything good and positive that was coming into my life was ur bummmmass lmao

i wish u knew that i dead lied to you towards the end about many things especially my living situation i was not house hopping i was already moved into my new spot that the same day i moved out of parkchester nov 30th and let me tell u it’s such a lit spot brooo i live in manhattan now and in a newly renovated apartment that everything in it is new and the floor my fucking big ass closet like dude i’m so in love we really an adult signing leases hannnnnn lmao but yeah i lies cux i just wanted to see what u would do and you proved to me for i want to say the 10,000th time that u ain’t shit and was never shit lmao and that was the last official chord attached to u that finally broke off - i wasn’t tight anymore or sad i was literally living my best life so much abundance was coming in and i felt bad for being so happy without u cux i mentally emotionally spiritually broke up with u weeks before me moving out literally the week of my bday but u had already been doing me dirty for a while - what u did to me is something i will never do to u in a million years - lol and to think that u really believed and wanted to tell me that me and hassan did something and that there is something there between me and him, we have been and still are friends but u and sade dudeeeee u and her was deadass projecting cux u know what u was doing and knew what she was doing too but y’all dead tried playing me lmao - i am not u jorge i am better than you and i actually respect people and kept it real since day one- yeah sure dike you and sade was just friends yeah aight lmaoo u tried playing me but u only played urself and with time you’ll understand how if you really that dumb of a person lmaoo you showed me how good i was off that (that being u) and the feelings i feel is only bad for u cux shiet karma really is a bitch and i paid my karmic debt for doing what i did to Ania and we have learned and are now living in full greatness you wasn’t worth my tears or stress or fucking anything bro like you are for the birds and insecure bitches not me sir not me

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