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#im hyperfixating again
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When I say I can rant about the mf-ing Marauders, I MEAN IT.
All messages sent to my best friend after she made the mistake of asking if I could give her a rundown on the marauders:
"James Potter
-Harry's dad
-Also known as Prongs/Jamie/Potter
-Considered the sun
-Animagus is a deer
-Sirius' best friend and found brother
-Marauder
Him and Regulus are shipped because of the whole "best friend's brother" thing. Their ship name is Starchaser and Jegulus. There's two cause most prefer Starchaser
-The fancast is Aaron Taylor-Johnson
(Will send pictures with explanations later 😂)"
"Regulus Arcturus Black
-Sirius' younger brother (by one year)
-Slytherin
-Died by drowning because of the locket (5th picture) at 17
-Death eater by force
-Was supposed to be the heir to the Black fortune/house
He's shipped with both Remus and James. (I have a ✨️preference✨️)
-James is shipped with him because James is much brighter and well, more happier than Regulus is. Reggie is considered depressed and dark. (Starchaser/Jegulus)
-Remus and Reggie are shipped cause they're immensely similar. Both bookworms with anxiety and attachment problems because their parents suck (Moonwater)
-Also he's named after the brightest star in the constellation Leo"
"Sirius Orion Black the third
-Obviously my favorite. Totally couldn't tell right? 😂
-Marauder
-Ran away at 16 because his parents are ✨️abusive as fuck✨️ (the stars are cause he's watching me type 😂😂)
-Huge rock and roll fan
-Gay asf
-Genderfluid
-Was framed for the murder of his best friends by Peter Pettigrew
-Also known as Padfoot
-His animagus is a black dog. Very floofy
-Died at 36 due to the Avada Kedavra curse
-Killed by his cousin Bellatrix
-Harry's godparent
He's shipped with Remus Lupin because he's a clingy bitch. Also his name is after a star (like Reggie's) and Remus is a werewolf and his nickname is Moony. So moon and stars. (Wolfstar) also tall werewolf and short puppy is cute
-Named after the brightest star in the constellation Canis Major"
"Remus John Lupin
-Werewolf
-Nickname Moony
-Professor at Hogwarts
-Loves chocolate and coffee
-Afraid of the moon
-Bookworm
-Sassy"
(Ugh trying to keep these factual was so hard 😂😂😂)
"Peter Pettigrew
-Wormtail
-Not shipped with anyone cause he's a traitor
-Scaredy-cat
-Framed Sirius for murder"
"Barty Crouch Jr
-Slytherin Skittle (Like Reggie I just forgot to put that)
-Killed 12 people in cannon
-Evan Rosier's boyfriend
-Death Eater
-Son of Barty Crouch sr who's a minister of magic
-Used the polyjuice potion to change into Mad-eye moody the original Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher, teaching kids the crucio curse and traumatizing Neville
-Cinnamon roll with a knife addiction
-So very fucking *gay*
Shipped with Evan Rosier, James Potter and Sirius Black and Regulus Black.
-Regulus and Barty are Bartylus cause they're both Skittles. Plus Barty's very very out there and Reggie is very prim and proper so it's a well complimented
-James and Barty are SunKiller. Enemies to friends to lovers. Always. It's one of my favorites.
-Sirius Black and Barty are BitchKiller. Two out there twinks and they both have AWFUL parents.
-Barty's full name is Bartiemus but I'm sure he's very upsetable if you call him that
-He's played my bbg David Tennant in the movies"
"Evan Rosier
Tbh idk much about him 😅😅😅😅
-Killed by Mad Eye Moody
-Death Eater
-Slytherin Skittle
-Barty's Boyfriend
-Sassy mans
-Definitely a twink
-Somehow only shipped with Barty
-He and Barty are Rosekiller"
"Pandora Lovegood (Rosier)
-Luna's mother
-Psychic
-Sweet baby
-Ravenclaw/Slytherin, nobody knows for sure
-Regulus' best friend
-Shipped with Lily and Mary Macdonald
-Also called Panda
-Slytherin Skittle
-Miss ma'am should be an elf"
"Mary Macdonald
-I know nothing 🙃
-She pretty and obliviated herself
-Also she's shipped with Lily and Marlene"
"Lily Evans
-My baby
-Fiery redhead
-Sassy
-Bookworm
-Smart af
-Canonically James' wife and Harry's mum
-Muggleborn
-Remus and Sirius' best friend
-Definitely pansexual
-Very very pretty
-Shipped with Pandora, Marlene, Snape, James, Remus, Mary, Regulus and Sirius"
"Marlene Mckinnon
-Basically blonde Sirius
-Killed by Barty Crouch jr at 20
-Gryffindor
-Shipped with Dorcas
-Was supposed to marry Sirius before he went to Azkaban and before she was killed
-Her and Dorcas' ship name is Dorlene"
"Dorcas Meadowes
-Also a Slytherin Skittle
-Very close with both Marlene and Pandora
-Shipped with just about every female and it's kinda hilarious
-Somewhat close to Evan but we aren't sure
-Noone can agree on her fancast"
Plus some random messages that I don't feel like retyping. But my best friend went "Omg I didn't expect that"
Ma'am- Have you met me?? 😂😂 If it's a hyperfixation I can and will go on for hours if you let meee
Then somehow we decided sometime during that that I should rewrite the Harry Potter books and make them as gay as possible. So I am 😂 1971 on Quotev 😂 What If Series
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my-castles-crumbling · 7 months
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genderstealer2000 · 7 months
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guys we should start a thread about how we feel about our hyperfixations
ahem, ill go first
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crowbarbunni · 25 days
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hibruh1001 · 1 year
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It’s so adorable when he cries😭😭
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mochippyyy · 5 months
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Headcanoning how they got their piercings PT 1
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lluvlee · 2 months
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TOBY ROGERS HEAD CANONS I HAVE !! ☆
.* CW ; Mention of drug use / sh. *.
None of this is necessarily supposed to be taken seriously so please don't tug on my balls or anything. :')
I'm gonna do a list of HCs that lean on the more " realistic " side and then some that are just kinda for fun !! YAYAYYAYAYAY !!
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Okay firstly, Toby absolutely smells like shit and sweat. (*DUE TO HIS CIPA, NO HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY SWEAT*) There is NO doubt about it. I gotta admit, seeing HCs that are like "He probably smells like vanilla!" just don't sit right with me because he definitely is a very smelly man
He chews on things he isn't supposed to ( real ) ( technically canon ; did it to his cheek and hands )
He probably mutters to himself on the regular like, nonstop, incoherent bullshit that's literally about nothing
He drools out of his cheek gash unintentionally
* He would probably be a stoner. Whenever he actually attended school he got his hands on it every once in awhile, probably STINKS of weed
HE IS AN ABSOLUTE LOSER. Probably listens to midwest emo music and cries to it like a bitch 😒
If he holds hands with someone he fidgets with their fingers
He's really nitpicky about his bandages, if they aren't wrapped on the correct way he hyper focuses on it for hours until they're just right
HE PLAYS WITH ACTION FIGURES. Not necessarily in a childish way but he likes to pose them
He paces
* Self inflicted scars like all across his body ( this is technically canon but we ball )
Can barely grow like any facial hair so whenever he starts to have a little bit of a stache coming in he savors the moment
Cannot cook. Burns his food
Loves raccoons so much. Tries to cuddle them but usually gets his face mutilated by some claws if he even gets near one
His favorite hero is Wolverine because he relates to him in a way
Sits down in the shower ( whenever he actually remembers to shower )
One time he got caught in a bear trap and walked around with it clamped to his leg for like a day
Major jealousy problems, especially whenever slenderman is giving the other proxies more attention than him. He takes it so seriously because he sacrificed his relationship with his mom to live this life
Gets hella annoyed when his goggles fog up because they do A LOT
Picks bugs up off the ground
He has HORRIBLE posture
AWKWARD LOSER
Of course we're all well aware of his regular get up but whenever he's chilling at the mansion he's always wearing some beat up band tee and some sweats or cargo shorts
I THINK THAT THAT'S IT FOR RN!! But I'm obsessed with him so I'm probably adding onto it and making a few changes here and there
:3
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melsmodernlife · 8 months
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Can we talk about this?
I feel like this gets so overlooked due to the whole “Rescuing me makes him so happy” bit. But I absolutely adore how Crowley says he won’t leave Aziraphale and almost before he’s done saying this Aziraphale is already saying “I know.”
Look, our ineffable duo kind of fail at communicating well (it’s basically the whole theme of season 2 and a consistency of the series so far), but they do trust each other.
I think this is partially why Aziraphale was so shocked by Crowley not following him to heaven. There’s push and pull, but Aziraphale trusts Crowley to play a protector for him and to always come back.
Just look at their fights so far. In particular, they fight about the holy water but Crowley later shows up and saves Aziraphale from the Nazis. They fight twice about running off together during season 1 and both times Crowley comes back to see Aziraphale. They fight about what to do with Jim and Crowley storms off saying Aziraphale is on his own only to return and apologize.
But part of the problem is Aziraphale takes that trust for granted. He constantly pushes Crowleys boundaries, but returning to Heaven was a hard limit. This demon who has put his life on the line multiple times for Aziraphale because of love and trust says no and Aziraphale constantly pushes past that to get his way with the expectation that Crowley will fall in line with him again.
And I say all this to say, Crowley comforted Aziraphale saying he wouldn’t leave him and Aziraphale implicitly believed him. But when has Aziraphale done that for Crowley?
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mothtaire · 2 months
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maturing is realising that valvert old man yaoi is just as good as enjoltaire
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neptunepirate8 · 2 months
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Forgot to post this here aaaa here
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badger-with-a-boa · 1 year
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Liv being happy working & helping out in the making of the collider, her smiling when explaining quantum physics, her getting excited to see Peter cause it was evidence her collider worked, some of her desktop folders really showing she's both just Liv, but also Doc Ock
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I love her so much, please I've missed talking about her 😭🙏💚
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seelestah · 1 year
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drew @blackkatdraws lovebug au narry 
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kahangeldragon · 4 months
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I am fully hyper fixated on Portal, I even made a print
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Every once in a while I come back to Tumblr because I've fallen victim of a new obsession and I genuinely need to consume every art I can find about that current obsession ahah I'm doing so well I swear
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human-space-heater · 11 months
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incorrect quote generator (Spiderman: across the spider verse pt2 feat. spider noir, spider ham, and peni parker)
Miles : Fight me! Hobie , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
Gwen: Are you a masochist or a sadist? Pavitr , deadpan: I’m a Taurus.
Hobie : I have issues. Miguel : Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Hobie : With you.
Miles : *speaking Spanish* Gwen : I know, I know. Hobie: You speak Spanish? Gwen : No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Miles  speaks.
Gwen : Can I get a waffle? Jess and Miguel : *fighting and yelling at each other* Gwen : Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Pavir : *eating a cinnamon roll* Gwen: Cannibalism. Pavir : *confused chewing noises*
Spider noir : *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride. Peni : Actually Spider noir , it’s salt. Spider noir : That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Peni : Uh Spider noir , that would be salt. Peni : *takes salt packer from Spider noir * This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Spider noir : If you water water, it grows. Peni Parker: ...What. Spider Ham : They've got a point.
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mochippyyy · 5 months
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here are the cutest silliest faces they made that i like a lot
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