reasosn for me to be tumblr ceo instead of matt
im younger and probably will live longer so i can watch tumblr flourish (hes forty)
im shorter so i can reach into crevices. how does this help tumblr? well i can reach into the servers and clean them so tublmlr works mbetter
im cool and i have more husbands AND wives than him
i dont think trans women and transfems should be banned :)
i recently passed a math test and i bet he hasnt done that in a while sooo
i have more pronouns (he/him AND she/her)
he like created wordpress sure but can he recite the first twilight movie?
im very active on the tumb
i have. sprout and i don’t think he has a best friend for life slash girlfriend
vote me for tumblr ceo 2025 :smile_cat:
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I'm so funny guys
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I PLAYED DEADPLATE YESTERDAY AND IT'S ALL IM DRAWING. I've drawn like a full 4 pages of only deadplate at this point
Ngl Vincent looks high as shit in the first panel of the colored😨
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hey, sorry, I turned your girlfriend into my own personal cultist. yeah. yeah she's currently masturbating as an offering to me. sorry.
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she boyf on my riends till my mothers are thrilled
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Stiles : How are you guys doing?
ThePack™ : Good...
Stiles : Well,that's great...
Stiles : I have something to tell you guys and don't freak out.
ThePack™ : Oh no...
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Today's crab is: emerald green
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andrew after finding out he still likes neil when hes off his meds:
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me: can we get orpheus and eurydice?
mom: no we have orpheus and eurydice at home.
orphus and eurydice at home:
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There's just something i really like abt the picture of Apollo talking abt Hyacinthus to anybody who'll listen for hours,, and the people around him have just accepted that it's the equivalent of your Mom showing you a photos of her highschool boyfriend in the 80's who died tragically in a car crash On Prom Night
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